#ummm it is literally so fucking good and not even trash tf

[bunnihearted]

i fuck with twilight so hard idgaf about what anyone has to say about it <333

[zumpietoo]

Umm....Okayyy...

Why do you object to this and why is it “worse” than MLK (both instances were horrifying...)? It actually sorta explains why they chose 1955 versus 1953.....

Is it because, LBR, you hate black people being focused on? And I do say this while thinking it IS kinda icky that Slizzy’s involved, but there it is....

No, it isn’t kettle-bullshit, but thanks for confirming yourself as a Cole-hater, too...

And, LBR, what Racist is REALLY pressed about here? That it turns out Tabi’s gonna have moar screen time. (and, again, stuff about black people).

OML....yes, Racist, reddit is such a reliable source....especially when it’s all, already been entirely disproven. Plus Cole and PP haven’t had many scenes together (and lots of those were split screen!) for over 2 years, dumbasses....and it’s WHY they cast a new LI for Jughead.....

Also, he’s the fucking NARRATOR and remains their biggest draw....so, nooo....but there wasn’t gonna be moar jizzy again, anyway....

Additionally,

A) cuz, yeah, Izzy, you’re ALWAYS right.....

B) he also is entitled, by contract and his civil rights to a harassment-free workplace, so, again, your argument is shit.

I mean, see above, you ignorant piece of trash. Plus, again, you’ve been wrong about everything now for over two seasons.

Ummm....dude, bullshit, you’ve been insisting you’d be getting everything you ever wanted, wrapped in a big fat bow, for the past two seasons. Additionally, OFC, why do you even want this? You hate Cole and have opted to make that crystal clear (and then some), so why do you want this? You don’t even like Jughead.

Is it cuz black lady and you hate Barfies? Cuz that’s all I’ve got....

I’m also laughing because while, yes, it IS possible there’s jizzy endgame in the last 2 minutes of the show, essentially offscreen, to boot....even that is looking increasingly unlike. And time was, you insisted that would be the worst ever.

Now sad crumbs at the end would be enough? Ummm....okayyyy....

Oh good lord.....while, yes, it’s clearly show promo (cuz duh), no it wasn’t “Cole ignoring his Pee Arr team”.....cuz why TF would he? Especially to do something kinda uncomfortable for himself, that he didn’t have to do?

OML.....where to even fucking start?

Ummm.....no, the writers don’t care what the actors want, now or ever....they also DGAF what YOU want....

Meanwhile, ummm....if the network didn’t want a full final season, they wouldn’t have ordered one. From BERLANTI....who would be the entity negotiating this (and seemed fine with their much moar popular show, The Flash, getting a much shorter final season)....and literally, again, every show on the CW is looking at the ax soon enough, because the entire network is essentially no moar/soon to be no moar....

And no, while the network retains final approval, it does NOT work that way, either....plus, again, there are other networks, etc....this anon’s ignorance is just utterly and spectacularly breathtaking.

Additionally, again.....Netflix pays for the show, they’re fine with it, etc....

And I thought RAS was gonna save the show from Babyman???

Errmm.....I think, again, the cast cares about working in a hostile environment/getting to sexually harass their targets. A LOT....and maybe peeps think that cuz it’s what the cast endlessly pretends?

Again....nope. Paley was fine, had the same attendance (a bit better, in fact) than other shows. Also, if it’s such lost shit, why are YOU here talking about it?

I always love your endless doom and gloom scenarios, as well....plus, my recent (and still not quite resolved) provider switching gives me some further insight, here:

It’s actually kinda a big pain in the ass now to watch the CW live....

USGOTV (or USTVNOW, whichever one is free) has shut down.....the other one wants $29 per month to have access to the CW’s live east coast stream...

Nobody wants to pay for DirecTV (stream) or Hughesnet, YoutubeTV (which I’ll be cancelling post free trial, for this express reason) doesn’t have agreements in all (or many) markets for live CW---so you’re stuck simply streaming the app the next day....which you can do for free, anyway. But doesn’t track for live ratings.

I’ll personally be switching to HuluLive, but they REALLY limit how many screens and locations you can watch from....

The other option I could gather is going waaayyyyy old skool and putting in an antenna (who knew?), but not really so wanting to do so...

(she has many other posts, but I shall pause with this for the moment....)

[sarcasticsashimi]

Get to know the blogger👼🏼🥰

I was tagged by the lovely @aelin-queen-of-terrasen 💕 Thank you so so so much for the tag!

Rules: Tag nine people you’d like to get to know better.

Top 4 ships:

*Disclaimer - excessive amount of Sarah J. Maas content ahead*

Nessian - I cannot begin to explain just how much they both mean to me. Their love and getting to where they are so far has been hardwork and hasn’t been the most perfect. Which i find so perfect. He will never leave her be. Not when everyone has done just that. Cassian is also a BAT BOY 🦇 which automatically makes him my baby. It’s also an enemies to lovers trope which i’m a sucker for. Also, waiting for the second book is physically hurting me LMAO.

Elorcan - Elide is so soft and he is the complete opposite. Also, an enemies to lovers trope so HELLO. Their way their relationship evolved especially in KoA just proves to me how perfect they are. In my humble opinion, i feel like their relationship is realistic. Always knew that they were endgame tehehe. And omg the fact that she makes him soft. BYE. again total sucker. They also make each other like better versions of themselves, which is ALWAYS a pro. Especially for Lorcan LMAO no tea no shade👀.

Rowaelin - Does this even really need an explanation as to why they are the most perfect ship/couple in the young adult realm? Okay so, we have a LITERAL queen and a territorial fae bastard ;) that in its own is the perfect formula that not even Newton could come up with. PERIOD. Also, hello tattoos galore which is always a good thing. Ummm fae that are mAtEs, Aha Haaah say less. They also represent the highest standard of love that i will NEVER find, which apparently is my kink. AND THE BABIES THEY’D HAVE🥵. bruh. greek gods and goddesses could never.

Fenrys x me... lmao i’m kidding. who TF am i🙄🥺.

Samlaena - This MAN. Sam Cortland. Did not deserve to die and certainly not the way he did. But, sadly things happen and as much as i love Rowaelin, i just wish Sam was still with us. Okay now Samlaena hits different because not only did he literally sacrifice himself, we all know he would’ve done it again if he had to. Which is the most powerful form of love in my opinion. What they had was so precious, wholesome and real. Some of you may say that his death was a necessary evil and it kills me to admit it, but y’all right🥺. In conclusion, A MAN. tysm.

Last Song: I Believe You - FLETCHER. fyi everyone needs to listen to this masterpiece. literally homework for whoever is reading this and then shoot me a text about what you think about this goddess.

Last Film: The Man from U.N.C.L.E. I mean come on Henry Cavill (forever daddy #1) and Armie Hammer (daddy #2). Like could this movie BE any more perfect (F•R•I•E•N•D•S reference pls notice me).

Currently reading: Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief. A little late, but finally joining the club.

Currently craving: Well i’m fasting rn so i’d KILL for literally water #justmuslimthings.

Tagging: @catchdreamstomorrow @highladyofthefoodcourt @b00kworm @rowaelinislife @fucking-winchester-trash @iamthebonecarver @sncinder @illyrianwingspans @rhysand-vs-fenrys

[dreamxsims4]

Let’s Take A Vacay Part Two

With the Trevino Family

But before I start. Tumblr is so fucking unreliable! JEEEE WIZZ.

This is a spin from my Gameplay Day 13. That day we went with the Miller-Wood family to lunch and the pumpkin patch. Then we switched over to the Trevino family, where Quinn pulled the sweetest shit I have ever seen in my game. He takes the family to Sulani, for (he says) Brennan’s sake. This is technically day one, but.... you know day two, day one who cares lol. LEt’s continue shall we 😁.

Lol so we’re in Sulani. And goes who’s an angry drunk?!?!?! I would have never guessed. Michelle doesn't remind me of the raging type, but hey...to each it’s own. She had one lil cheap drink and got angry like the hulk.

Ummm... is there any way for them wear sunscreen? I bought some and it seemed to be only decoration. She also had this stuff but I couldn't get a close enough shot for it to show up....who can show that? The quality was trash.

Hahahahahaha, sleepy Quinn is the best Quinn.  He’s literally the cutest. They spent hours out there so it was reasonable for him to take a lil nap. I was really trying to see some mermaids or dolphins...but nope, only birds.

Amina burned so bad! But that ain’t stop her, she stayed out there for ages and some.

SO yeah, they spent the most of the day relaxing. They had some crabs, hamburgers, grilled chicken, and sweet tea and boy oh boy....

Let’s just say, I am now cooking dinner for myself and also, also, also, buying myself a ticket to the next paradise on earth. (and oooh, it was so good).

Lol Michie was feeling her cramps and I must say, although I know it will upset the angry drunk, Michie......kudos to the creator of the SOL mod!!!!!!! I was like, oh shit what’s wrong with her? She was obviously in pain, plus a moonlet. Yeah, this mod is a beast. Lol and Amina’s reaction!

So things get a lil more social. These sims don’t talk much to each other. They barely talk to Brennan so...idk when they talk I get little impressed.

Lol this nut, Quinn literally got disappointed when the bonfire went out. Quinn is my animal-spirit, I would've cried too Q. It’s no shame.

SEE! Here they go! You cant take these sims, .....( I don't want say it, but here goes nothing.) NO. WHERE. First, of all. They go on a lil midnight swim, Michelle stays home with Brenny and you know, everything is all good. They just chit-chatting, splashing each other in the water and all and boom. Amina wants to take birthing (it did not say that, but I assumed😂) classes. Amina! This is not the baby daddy, Amina! He cant go to birthing classes with you, you are a single mom now, you cant persuade one of your baby father’s to step in for the other! Ugh! Fine, #hennythingispossible, let’s just go to the stupid f*cking birthing class. He took you to Sulani, and to a resort in Sulani, not just some chicken shack, so he might as well take you to your “class”.

And thennnnn, out of absolute, NO. WHERE. Quinn pops a f*cking loopy pill (or in RL, a Xanax or Percocet, or Molly, or whatever tf the kids are on these days). And starts. Tripping. Out.

A few hours later, as the sun starts to rise, these two lovebirds come back to the resort and they must have had that moment. You guys remember in Breaking Dawn (Twilight) when they ran around the island that Edward’s family owned, all damn day and then Bella fell tf out when they got back. Yeah, that moment. The only thing they were missing was the “read more” part lol, and the part where Quinn would own the whole island. Hey, this is the sims, Quinn owns this island. But I guess not because she is definitely, accidentally pregnant with a strange married man’s baby. I’m sure they had fun though, could you imagine the mental space of a woman who has done the unspeakable, invited to enjoy herself despite her struggle that says, “she probably shouldn't”. And a man, who has lost everything, pop a trippy pill in the middle of the ocean in Sulani? Wow, what fun.

This is how I found Quinn around 9 am, knocked tf out in the bathroom outside of the tub he just got out of. He did not even make it to the bedroom two clicks (idek what a click is lol, wow, lolololl that's what she said. lol, mmhmmm *cough*) away from where he is now.

What happened next....? Hm, I guess we’ll find out on...

Let’s Take A Vacay!

Let’s Take A Vacay Part One.

Let’s Take A Vacay Part Two.

Let’s Take A Vacay Part Three.

[donghyxns]

Medical! AU | Ong Seongwoo

thank you guys so much for all of the support you have been giving me recently

it means the world to me and i hope you enjoy this ♡♡♡♡

-

you have wanted to be a nurse ever since you were 14 

there was a kid in your neighborhood that fell off of his bike and scraped up his whole entire body real bad

you gently escorted him into your house and put ointment on his scrapes and bandaged him up

since that moment, you knew you had something special

you didnt freak out, like most kids would, and gave him proper treatment

now you knew being in medical school was going to be hard

but hOLY SHIT MY MAN THIS WAS STRESSFUL

you enjoyed literally every minute of it though so you couldnt even complain really

“okay, nurses! starting tomorrow we are going to go down to the schools hospital and start to shadow doctors so you can understand the rules of the hospital, okay?” your teacher smiles at the excited looks upon her students faces

your best friend, sohye, turns towards you with a wide smile, “can you believe it?! we are finally going to start shadowing!!” she exclaims, jumping up and down in her seat

sohye was always a wild one

her reason for becoming a nurse was, “i want to marry a hot surgeon that brings in a lot of money and becoming a nurse gets you one step closer to that”

i mean it was true and she was good at nursing, so who were you to judge?

”i hope i shadow ong seongwoo!” she pretends to faint just at his name

you furrow your eyebrows, “hong seongwoo? never heard of him”

sohye hits your shoulder, “not hong! ONG! O. N. G! ONG SEONGWOO! he is the hottest surgeon that has ever gone through the school” she swoons just thinking about him

“ohhhh, seongwoo! i remember him” you shrug, not really caring about him

sure he was attractive but there was another sunbae you had your eye on

his name was kim jonghyun

and jesus chRIST HE WAS HOT AF

when he was still in med school, you would be tutored by him 

the way his eyes were gentle

the way he smiled when you got something right

the way he would buy you lunch after the tutoring session

everything made you fall for him more and more

“_____??? ________?!?!?!!?!?!?!” sohye waves her hand in front of your face while yelling in your ear

“hmmm???” you look over at her still with dreamy eyes

“the teacher called you up to get your shadowing partner!” she points up at the teacher who was standing there impatiently

you stand up and walk over to the teacher, timidly grabbing the piece of paper in her hand

you open it, praying you got kim jonghyun

“ong seongwoo” it read

heck

-

you and sohye walked into the hospital and was met with a line-up of the doctors/ surgeons you were going to be shadowing

sohye groans, leaning closer to you to whisper in your ear, “i cant believe i have to shadow kang dongho! he is so weird and not even hot!”

you look at her with confusion written all over your face, “you must really be up seongwoo’s ass... kang dongho is hot af”

she shrugs walking up to dongho, “hey! I'm going to be shadowing you, my name is sohye. nice to meet you”

you admired her so much

she was just talking trash about this boy but now is smiling at him and acting like his best friend

“______! who are you shadowing?” jonghyun walks up to you with a large smile on his face

he looked so cute with his hair down in his face, round glass on, and his doctors' jacket

you felt like your heart was going to burst

“sadly, not you bugi” you pout at his ‘hurt’ expression, “I'm shadowing seongwoo”

his face goes from ‘hurt’ to sympathy

he pats you on your shoulder

YOUR HEART NEEDS TO CALM TF DOWN OR YOU ARE GOING  TO HAVE A FREAKING HEART ATTACK RIGHT HERE

“good luck with that _________”

before you could even ask what that meant, seongwoo was in front of you, grabbing your arm harshly and pulling you out of the lobby

“ummm? excuse me??” you try to pull your arm out of his grasp but he just turns toward you, pushing his clipboard in your chest harshly

“just shut up and follow me, you have already pushed my schedule back. i hate shadowers” he grumbles walking away from you

you had a bad feeling about this and it was only day 1

-

“what do i have to do today?” seongwoo asks you, flipping through his patient book

you flip the clipboard over, “surgery at 6:00 pm it ends at 12:00 AM... another surgery at 1:30 AM and that one ends at 4:55 pm”

seongwoo rubs his temples, clearly stressed out

“go get me water, nurse” he points at the refrigerator that was placed in the corner

he really rubbed you the wrong way

it was only the 3rd day of your month long journey but he was already so incredibly rude

he called you “nurse” and ordered you around like you were his servant

sohye had luck with dongho

he was nice to her, letting her rest at times and he even bought her lunch

you just got a whole asshole

you grab the water and slam it down on the table in front of seongwoo

he looks up at you with irritated eyes, “ open it for me”

you scoffed while grabbing the water bottle, opening it and re-slamming it on the table, making it spill everywhere

“what is your problem?” seongwoo asks, clearly annoyed by your attitude

“what is my problem?! the problem is that the dude i am shadowing is a complete asshole that doesnt care about how i feel!”

seongwoo laughs at you clearly mocking you, “welcome to the medical field, sweetheart”

he stands up and walks over towards the door before stopping abruptly

he turns around looking at you with a smirk

he walks over to you, backing you up against a wall

he was so cocky it literally made you sick to your stomach

the smirk on his face just irritated you even more

he leans in closer to you

he was so close to kissing you

but before he could you raise your hand up and slap him across the face, much to his shock

“you fucking asshole! who the fuck do you think you are?!?!” you push him off of you, exiting the nurses waiting room with steam practically coming out of your ears

seongwoo was a real asshole

do you want a part 2? i might make one idk

[vertigoambrosia]

f-f-f-frankfurt

shockingly, the english version went up at the same time as the german!

...unshockingly, vimeo app stil trash

guys mack should win this title shot match but physically i have trouble buying him defeating avalanche

[i think i’ve mentioned something like that about mack before]

dragan what are you doing here

why would you want dragan to be w/you on the outside

esp when the last time he was near you during a match he kicked you in the nuts

you know at least when i’m not watching on roku i can pause and go back to record for gifs

..which means it’ll take forever to actually watch it

how tf do people livegif that’s insane

HAHAHA these signs just get better and better

dammit adam’s back

please someone make him drop the shtick

emil’s new trunks look real nice but i’m a lil sad that they actually cover his butt

i guess it’s getting colder though

see this is why you don’t take dragan ringside

‘look at that o face that jay skillet is making’ ummmm

lmao dragan is literally the worst at helping

..huh

pretty surprised emil won that, tbh

here’s this snotty lil boy

i hadn’t seen his entrance video had great gatsby movie style art deco, that’s cool

and here’s every wrestler’s crush

interesting sock choice, timo

prime grapplefuck stuff here

oh man that is a beautifully nasty looking boston crab

‘hit eachother in the face! that’s what daddy likes to see’ god i wanna kinkshame adam polak but to be fair, aren’t we all here for dudes hitting each other in the face?

i stopped to record it it’s gonna take me forever to watch this

man tim’s expressions are so good

also i had no idea aj was such a good grappler

people who rico thinks are studs: timothy thatcher, pete bouncer, alexander james

oh that’s cattle mutilation, isn’t it??

yayy timo

it’s weird that they switch back to the german commentators sometimes

like, i don’t understand you

purple is ok on avalanche but i think red is really his color

mack does not need fashion tips

i wish mack did more strikes and less of the chops/flippy stuff cause his hits definitely have some impact behind them

and now he’s dead

lol ivan u in danger boi

god walter better kick his ass

awww and tim’s ringside

loll he slapped walter and fucking booked it out of the ring

adam

why the fuck did you bring up trump

wxw...no, all international entertainment: leave trump out of it

OH FUCK THAT SOUND

and walter gives zero fucks about fucking slamming his hand into the ringpost

weird, they usually don’t count in german (even though that seems sensible)

oh shit people besides andy get fined?

OH FUCK THAT KICK

walter is cool and i need him to come back to new york again

HAHAHA bobby got the taste slapped out of his mouth

wtf was that! emerald fusion? what is that?

anyway justice was served

man i like mella’s gray and black outfit a lot more than the beast one

like, it’s cute, but meh

or maybe i just like her other hair colors better idk

bless moth martina

haha i like how mella’s totally willing to chill with martina until the cigarette comes out

she’s clearly like ‘...wtf....but ok i can dance’

ok the sweatpants question is valid

this is more comedy than i would prefer in a championship tournament match tbh

also tbh a lil disappointed bu martina’s actual wrestling (i hadn’t seen her in ring before this)

...wxw we just saw this promo package

oh here we go it’s jinny

 i wonder if pauline’s gonna have a subtitled promo

god i love lucky kid and his inability to be a normal boy

it’s like he was raised by wolves and tarkan found him

oh shit this is serious - no air guitar

look at david and jurn’s matching gear!

hahahaha of course ilja just fucking runs in and starts throwing punches

‘high treason’ wxw is so great

ummm adam ‘beat up rise’ is a common goal

bones just falling in everyone’s lap

yoooo that ff5 counter

i feel like that’s not the first time i’ve seen bones do it but it’s still cool

i adore lucky but he is v. good at getting beat up

“my beautiful reckless ilja”

*adam polak voice* ilja...my child...baby. baby boy

i love the theme that pete bouncer is the jobber of rise but also the dude who consistently helps everyone else out

hahahaha everyone gets in the pin on bones

‘castle cornette’ rico sweetie castles aren’t a thing in america

esp kentucky

also let us never reference cornette or rip rogers again

DIE ROHRZANGE

haha and tas is like ‘andy pls. pls do not do this’

ha are they getting another ref?

...why?

“this is like handing out speedingn tickets in a war zone” ...yaeh actually it is

oh are we gonna have a regular tag match now?

that was like, the worst way to stall on lions/a4

i mean, tas called it like, five minutes after the objects came out, and everyone had already been just brawling for like, fifteen minutes

:-*

either do a no dq match or don’t

“would you please not call him a hairy little man” oh please rico, i listened to your podcast, adam was probably quoting you

it’s still basically staged like a brawl

and we get two eliminations and a table break in like, two minutes

the wrestling in this is really fun but the structure of the match is awful

ilja dragunov is immune to low blows; he truly is above pain

hah i love ilja askign for more and both bones and tas are like ?????

actually all of bones’ expressions have been top tier

damn ivan just fucking punched out tas

and we go back to the (cool) brawl

so why did the tag teams get eliminated?

oh yeah that ref was already out there; good thinking, tas

but really why didn’t he fucking just kick the eliminated dudes out when they came back

ok andy diving and fucking catching the belt was sick as fuck

awww hugs all around

[isaac-lacey]

Weird tag

So ummm I tag @mikeywrites and @callum-vaughan just pick 10 or so of the questions but you can do all of them if you want 

1: Full name: Isaac Nial Lacey (we don’t speak of my middle name)

2: Age: 16

3: 3 Fears: Spiders, heights and the dark

4: 3 things I love: My boyfriend, food and tea

5: 4 turns on: Dicks, cuteness, awesome personality, sweets (what, you can’t deny, sweets are hot af XD)

6: 4 turns off: Douchey deodorant, non emo, vagina (I’m gay and I have no filter me saying this is a given)

7: My best friend: I don’t really have any friends

8: Sexual orientation: Gay

9: My best first date: Haven’t been on a date (I plan on taking my boyfriend on one when I visit him/he visits me)

10: How tall am I: 176 cm

11: What do I miss: friends

12: What time was I born: 7:32 (I think it was am)

13: Favourite color: Purple

14: Do I have a crush: On my boyfriend yeah

15: Favourite quote: *shrugs* I dunno

16: Favourite place: My bedroom

17: Favourite food: ummm if I had to pick I’d say pizza

18: Do I use sarcasm: nooooo I would never (what do you think)

19: What am I listening to right now: the sounds in my head

20: First thing I notice in new person: their eyes

21: Shoe size: 8 in new Zealand

22: Eye color: my eyes are kinda weird, they’re green/blue with a yellow/brown/gold/orange kinda ring around my pupil

23: Hair color: I’m not sure, light af brown or dark blonde I dunno

24: Favourite style of clothing: anything emo

25: Ever done a prank call? Nope because fuck that, one I would be terrible and 2 it’s scary as fuuuuck

27: Meaning behind my URL: It’s my fucking name

28: Favourite movie: Don’t have one

29: Favourite song: Ummmmm

30: Favourite band: I have way too many

31: How I feel right now: Depressed as fuck

32: Someone I love: My boyfriend Jacob

33: My current relationship status: Taken

34: My relationship with my parents: I think it’s bad, they seem to think it’s good

35: Favourite holiday: Ummmm christmas I think maybe, I get to eat a LOT at christmas

36: Tattoos and piercing i have: I don’t have any, I do want to get a small tattoo one day though maybe

37: Tattoos and piercing i want: Small rainbow coloured rose

38: The reason I joined Tumblr: writing stuff

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: Well considering he tried to rape me I think that’s a solid yes

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: Yusss from my boyfriend all the time, he’s so sweet

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: I doubt it

42: When did I last hold hands?: Yesterday, I had to babysit my one year old brother and he dragged me outside by my hand

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? It depends, I multi task so it can take ages but also not take long

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? No

45: Where am I right now? In my bedroom

46: If I were drunk and can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: Not sure

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: It depends how I’m feeling if I’m honest

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? No, they divorced, I live with my mum and step dad

49: Am I excited for anything?: Getting to talk to Jacob

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: No, like I said I don’t really have any friends

51: How often do I wear a fake smile? All day every day mother fucker

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: Fucking AGES ago, I don’t like human contact, my sister tries to hug me but I don’t let her (most I’ll go for is holding hands with most people)

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: I wouldn’t care

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: No

55: What is something I disliked about today?: Being depressed upon waking up

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: Jacob, in person anyway

57: What do I think about most?: Jacob

58: What’s my strangest talent?: I don’t really have anything I’m good at

59: Do I have any strange phobias?: *shrugs*

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: Behind usually but I’m ok with being in front of it every once in a while

61: What was the last lie I told?: Well I told my brother (the oldest one I have that is still younger than me) that I was ok with him (I really don’t like him)

62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? It depends who with, all calls make me nervous as fuck, I mostly video call with Jacob but with anyone else regular call if I can even manage that

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: Nope

64: Do I believe in magic?: Eh

65: Do I believe in luck?: Nope

66: What's the weather like right now?: warm outside

67: What was the last book I've read?: Dripping gold

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: Ew no

69: Do I have any nicknames?: Izzy and Zac, I like to go by Izzy to most people

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?: *shrugs*

71: Do I spend money or save it?: *shrugs*

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?: Nope

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?: ummmm not that I can see

74: Favourite animal?: Dog maybe

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: watching anime

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?: *shrugs* tf kinda question is this?

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: anything by paramore

78: How can you win my heart?: buy me food

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?: ‘little shit that had no friends, loved his boyfriend more than anything, is emo trash even in death’

80: What is my favorite word?: Nervosa

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: @elliewants2write @glorious74 @mikeywrites @koalamuffins and @tru-problems-of-a-bitch

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: Fuck off

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: I dunno maybe

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?: Telekinesis

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?: I dunno

86: What is my current desktop picture?: It’s literally just a black screen

87: Had sex?: Nope

88: Bought condoms?: No

89: Gotten pregnant?: Considering I have a fully functioning penis and not a fully functioning vagina I’m pretty sure I haven’t

90: Failed a class?: Nope

91: Kissed a boy?: Yes

92: Kissed a girl?: When I was 8

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?: No

94: Had job?: Kinda

95: Left the house without my wallet?: Yes

96: Bullied someone on the internet?: Hell no

97: Had sex in public?: No

98: Played on a sports team?: Fuck off hell no eww

99: Smoked weed?: Nah

100: Did drugs?: Nah

101: Smoked cigarettes?: Nope

102: Drank alcohol?: Yes

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: No

104: Been overweight?: No

105: Been underweight?: yes

106: Been to a wedding?: a couple times

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: just 5 hours? Hell yeah, I’ve been on for 8 hours straight, in fact more than that

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: Yeah ages ago, I wouldn’t do it now though

109: Been outside my home country?: Yus

110: Gotten my heart broken?: Nah

111: Been to a professional sports game?: Eww no

112: Broken a bone?: No

113: Cut myself?: Many times, still do sometimes

114: Been to prom?: Nope

115: Been in airplane?: Yes

116: Fly by helicopter?: Nope

117: What concerts have I been to?: Nope

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: Obviously

119: Learned another language?: Trying to

120: Wore make up?: Yes

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?: No

122: Had oral sex?: No

123: Dyed my hair?: twice so far

124: Voted in a presidential election?: Nope

125: Rode in an ambulance?: Nope

126: Had a surgery?: Nope

127: Met someone famous?: I think so

128: Stalked someone on a social network?: Eh kinda

129: Peed outside?: *shrugs*

130: Been fishing?: Yes, a couple times

131: Helped with charity?: Yus

132: Been rejected by a crush?: Yus

133: Broken a mirror?: Yes

134: What do I want for birthday?: I dunno

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?: I dunno and I dunno

136: Was I named after anyone?: Not to my knowledge

137: Do I like my handwriting?: Eh

138: What was my favourite toy as a child?: I dunno actually

139: Favourite Tv Show?: Don’t have one

140: Where do I want to live when older?: *shrugs*

141: Play any musical instrument?: Nope

142: One of my scars, how did I get it?: I stepped on a nail

143: Favourite pizza toping?: Hmmm not sure

144: Am I afraid of the dark?: Yes

145: Am I afraid of heights?:Yes

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?: Umm yes

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?: Yes

148: What I'm really bad at: Life

149: What my greatest achievments are: ...

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: *shrugs*

151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery: *shrugs*

154: Something I fantasise about: *shrugs* not sure

152: What do I like about myself: Nothing

153: My closest Tumblr friend: Probably @mikeywrites

[justintimbershit]

1-116

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?

I’m confused as to why this is double spaced. i don’t want it to be double spaced, yet its double spaced. why? fuck off. 

2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?

occassionally but not on a regular basis which is tragic 

3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?

no. thats fun. 

4: Do you find it easy to trust others?

i trust too easily but i shouldn’t and it bothers me but like, when it matters i don’t trust that easily. i don’t think.

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?

sitting in bed thinking i should sleep and then not sleeping for a couple hours bc I’m annoying as fuuuuuUUuuuuUuuck 

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?

molly and lex definitely lol

7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?

probably cry forever and die 

8: Are you close with your dad?

not really but its fine 

9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?

i didn't 

10: What are you listening to?

jennifer talk like always when I’m doing these questions 

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?

probably just water so then i can add flavoring #hacks

12: Do you like hickeys?

yes they’re nice 

13: What time do you go to bed?

whenever the fuck i want I’m an adult, but usually not before midnight ever 

14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?

nacho boy. this bitch. like u bought me nachos. then told me u wish u were buying me nachos. and then u tell me u wanna not talk bc ur talking to another girl. how many times can u fuckin say we’ll hang out then cancel on me then tell me i look hot then tell me ur busy for the rest of ur life then tell me u want me then ignore me and let our snap streak die. fuck YOU. 

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?

not as quickly but i can still do it 

16: Do you always answer your texts?

usually always yes. unless I’m ignoring u. but even then ill answer eventually.

17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?

ummMmmMm idk who i fell hardest for tbh. but chances are yes bc i hate everyone  

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

im one of those ppl who constantly has to talk to her friends so like…5 seconds ago lol 

19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?

JOEY!!!! THE LOML!!!! he picked me up last time i saw him despite him being literally half my weight. i love him. he could never make me sad. he’s one of my safe spots. always happy in his arms. 

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

ummmmm i was waiting for a boy to message me back so probably about him tbh 

21: Is anyone else in the room with you?

there is not………that i can see 

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?

justin timberlake would say yes so i say yes 

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?

no. i am 75634728930% happier now than i was four months ago. i love college. but I’m still not happy. just happier. ya KNOW 

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?

ye i don’t know if things are necessarily broken but they def need fixing but also I’m not gonna try if they’re not gonna try YA FEEL 

25: In the past week, have you cried?

yes. i cried over a dog. 

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?

white.

27: Do people ever call you by your last name?

my teachers used to but not really anymore

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?

umm the love of my life on tinder is potentially ignoring me or is maybe just really busy i don’t know but i love him and want him to message me back. also, nacho boy like always but iM OVER IT. 

29: Do you have a best friend?

id say i have many 

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?

no. lol 

31: Who was your last call/text message from?

mary was my last text and my mother my last call 

32: Are you mad at anyone?

everyone tbh. i hate people. I’m mad at everyone forever. 

33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

yes like…..4 hours ago 

34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?

25

35: How many more days until your birthday?

ONE MONTH EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

36: Do you have any summer plans yet?

lmao tf no i don’t even have plans for tomorrow 

37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?

yes joseph and peter r cool 

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?

i do not really think so, but who tf knows 

39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?

i do not really think so?

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

not that i recall. i mean like now looking back, yes, obviously. but at the time no.

41: Do you think age matters in relationships?

to an extent yes but also to an extent no 

42: Are you available?

not emotionally but physically 

43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?

like………i don’t even know if my feelings are real. don’t fucking ask me this. bye. 

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?

nips 

45: Do you believe exes can be friends?

i think so, if its the right kind of exes ya but shits never gonna work if there r still feelings 

46: Do you regret anything?

yes, being born 

47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?

how fuckin TIRED I AM I WANNA DIE 

48: Did you ever lose a best friend?

indeed i have, my dude 

49: Was your last kiss a mistake?

i wouldn’t say so 

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?

bc hes involved w Satan (the girl not the devil) and i cant deal w that right now 

51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?

no he has not 

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?

ummmm we haven’t talked since he dropped me off but he may text me tomorrow but I’m not about to text him first 

53: What was the last thing you ate?

restaurant style tortilla chips made w 7 seeds and grains 

54: Did you get any compliments today?

i think so. if the boy i had sex w didn’t compliment me i shouldn’t have had sex w him. I’m sure he said something 

55: Where are you going on your next vacation?

i don’t even know if I’m going on a next vacation 

56: Do you own anything from other countries?

i do not think so, which is tragic 

57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?

girls currently 

58: Where have you lived most of your life?

illinois all my life which is LAME 

59: When was the last time you took a long drive?

friday when my mom picked me up from school and drove me home 3 hours

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?

yes in like 7th grade lol but not since i do not believe 

61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?

i don’t think so? 

62: Who do you text the most?

ummm this is a great question. maybe mary or ola. 

63: What was the last movie you saw?

i watched zootopia yesterday. i think it was yesterday. idk but i think that was the last movie i saw. unless I’m going crazy. wait jk i watched the beginning of mr. woodcock tonight but didn’t finish it 

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?

i don’t have a current boyfriend/girlfriend 

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?

zero 

66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?

no he is not U ALREADY ASKED THIS 

67: Do you curse around your parents?

nope they’d kill me i think 

68: Are you happy with where you live?

i suppose. it could be better but it could also be much worse 

69: Picture of yourself?

imagine a pile of shit inside a trash can filled w trash….thats me 

70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?

i like monogamy if its w a good person ya know.

71: Have you ever been dumped?

i do not believe so because i don’t recall ever being in a relationship 

72: What do you most like about making out?

when they stop making out w u and kiss ur neck  

73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?

yes, thats what all my make out sessions r like. I’ve never seriously been involved w anyone ever 

74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?

1000% other person bc I’m a PUSSY 

75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?

smile but also like…abs. fuck me up 

76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?

either alex or sam 

77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?

that has indeed happened lmao. 

78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?

that has thankfully not happened.

79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?

when boys call me baby :))))))) and flirts w me :))))))))) i love attention and boys being nice to me 

80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?

ummm. depends what ‘involved with’ means. fuck? yes. date? no. 

81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?

no bc nobody has ever had a crush on me lol 

82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?

i tell my friends and i have a decent amount of friends. 

83: Do you miss your last sweetie?

my last sweetie does not exist, sweetie. jeez get off my fuckin case bro. 

84: Last time you slow danced with someone?

probs never. i don’t ever recall slow dancing w anyone 

85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?

that was never a thing that happened. 

86: How can I win your heart?

PUPPIES and soft blankets and FOOOOD 

87: What is your astrological sign?

sagittarius 

88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

nothing much different from what i was doing at 11pm last night 

89: Do you cook?

i do not :( 

90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?

no bc i have no old flame 

91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?

kinda, ya. :( 

92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?

ummm. i don’t wanna fall into a relationship too quick but also if i like someone i wanna date them ya know

93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?

nice hair, nice smile, nice body 

94: Name four things that you wish you had!

1. a smoothie 

2. a boy to cuddle me to sleep rn 

3. medicine to cure my brain 

4. money 

95: Are you a player?

i wouldn’t consider myself to be 

96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?

according to the definition of a day being 24 hours i believe yes but according to my definition of a day being from when you wake up to when you go to sleep no. 

97: Are you a tease?

I’ve been called a tease but i don’t think i permanently am. i just looked hot and had to get attention from a boy

98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?

i don’t think so??? 

99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?

yes. justin timberlake 

100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

probs

101: Hugs or Kisses?

hugs 

102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?

yes 100% 

103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

smile 

104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?

YES 

105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?

um id probs talk to them about it but tell them i wouldn’t if they were still in a relationship regardless ya know 

106: Do you flirt a lot?

i try but i fail a lot 

107: Your last kiss?

like 4 hours ago w a boy named colin 

108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?

yes

109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?

yes 

110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?

justin timberlake or brandon saad 

111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?

i have a solid idea 

112: Does someone like you currently?

i think so yes. possibly multiple guys yike 

113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

i do and it HURTS 

114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

id like to be in a relationship but everyone i want to be in a relationship w makes it impossible to do so 

115: Ever made out with just a friend?

yes. i have, thank u v much 

116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?

ive never been in. a relationship so i don’t have anything to compare it to.

[zumpietoo]

Sooo....

I absolutely looooovvveee how the wingnuts hatred is, ofc, not even remotely veiled racism...currently their gotchas consist of:

There are some really rich democrats, too---and some of them are <gasp!> BLACK!!! For some strange reason, while a white Thuggie being wealthy is totes fine and means they're "fightin' for the little guy", a democrat being rich (particularly if NOT a whitey) = "evvvolllll and gonna fuck y'all over". I have yet to hear why/how this is/works, but apparently it's true.

Dear ex-Leader will rescue us from GLOBAL inflation (which is now down to 2.9%, anyway....) by

Cutting taxes for rich peeps (nooo), and his most recent promise of no income tax at all (not sure how he plans to fund the government, but okaayyy).....which, hey, I hate taxes, too....but, again, one of the basics of "why inflation?" is "too many $$$ chasing too few goods", so, actually? This would increase inflation.

Cutting energy prices in half.....he means oil (as in gas), here....which....nooooo....this would cause the oil industry to collapse AND promptly plunge us into a deep recession, like a depression....now, TBF, we'd no longer be worried about inflation....

It would also, ironically, cause natural gas prices to skyrocket, so now we're back to inflation....

Place a tariff on imported goods.....except those costs would be passed to Americans and directly affect poor people....and definitely wouldn't curb inflation, because it would increase prices (he's REALLY bad at basic economics, huh?)

Decrease regulation - again, since this translates to shit like price gouging, it wouldn't help and would be about reducing the minimum wage, so, also, noooppppeee.....and, apparently doesn't apply to the oil industry OR ladies' private bits, huh??? So now we're in a recession AND you're gonna be paid near slave wages....and no birth control/gotta carry your rape baby, which if doesn't please rich whities, whelp, too bad you're a Poor and can't buy fud for it!

Be the "law and order candidate"----first off, umm.....(and this also aligns with "Harris haaatesss cops"), he's a convicted felon, with violent crimes (rape) in there, to boot. Harris? Is a former DA/AG, that MAKES her a cop, in and of itself....we also have Trump literally celebrating and honoring cop killers, early next month. So the actual crook is the cops' friend, but the actual cop isn't? Okaaayyy...

Meanwhile.....love the "Kamala fucked her way to the top/is a prostitute" (does Jill know?)----when, again, Trump is on wife #3, who WAS an actual prostitute and who he cheated on with a porn star, while she was preggers....his second wife was a trashy bimbo, who likely at a minimum, gave blowies for gigs on Broadway...and pretty sure Ivana's murky past included some shady shit, as well....

Speaking of his ex-wifes, 2 were also illegal aliens prior to marrying him---so, ummm.....LBR, it isn't that you have a problem with "illegals" (nor does he), it's that you have a problem with "not white"....AND while Vance claims Usha's parents "respected the process to enter this country legally", who knows? Plus, again, shouldn't he be trashing Plastania then? Or his boyfriend Peter Thiel?

ANNNNDDD.....OFC, this makes both Vance and his wife self loathing hypocrites, as well as refusing to stand up over the bi-racial shit, etc....but, again, nothing new for Thuggies, there....and Usha is somebody (kinda like Phyllis Schlafly before her) who has benefited from progressive views and policies (feminism, anti-racism, immigration), but is only too happy (like her lowlife hubby) to pull the ladder right TF up behind her....