#umm hey there I know you guys post david so umm I tagged you

[barbwireribcage]

Thanks for the tag @iggy-theeskimo !

1. What Are You Wearing? a red long sleeved shirt and black sweatpants

2. Ever been in love? of course, all the time

3. Ever had a terrible breakup? yeah 😔

4. How tall are you? 5'4"

5. How much do you weigh? i have no idea

6. Any tattoos you want? the ones i have in mind are a red vinyl record, a raccoon wearing one of those silly propeller hats, or the wish you were here cover

7. Any piercings you want? lmao no im a weenie about needles

8. OTP? uhhh fuck i dunno i havent consumed media with shippable characters in years now so uhhh umm me/roger uwu

9. Favorite show(s)? courage the cowardly dog probably

10. Favorite Band? take a wild fucking guess buddy (hint: its twink floyd)

11. Something you miss? my cat, stargazing on the roof, vodka, taking long walks around town

12. Favorite song(s)? hey you by pink floyd, theres no way out of here by david gilmour, post blue by placebo, anarchy by kmfdm

13. How old are you? 19

14. Zodiac sign? capricorn, like syd barrett, marilyn manson, and per ohlin!

15. Hair color? dark brown

16. Favorite quote? "if you lose your laugh, you lose your footing" - one flew over the cuckoo's nest

17. Favorite singer? syd barrett, roger waters, dennis deyoung, messiah(?) (i dont fucken know his name but i mean the guy from candlemass), noel gallagher, brian molko

18. Favorite color? red!

19. Loud music or soft music? loud loud loud! but i do like soft music if im trying to sleep

20. Where do you go when youre sad? bed

21. How long does it take you to shower? could be anywhere between 20-45 minutes

22. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? uhhh i dunno like 10-15 minutes

23. Have you ever been in a physical fight? ive been very close to getting into fights with my uncle a few times, but no

24. Turn on(s)? sure

25. Turn off(s)? plenty

26. The reason i joined tumblr? i literally dont know anymore ive been here since i was 13 im stuck

27. Fears? abandonment, inadequacy, needles, my fathers side of my family

28. Last thing that made you cry? either homesickness or abandonment issues i dont remember

29. last time you cried? i dunno sometime in the last couple of weeks

30. The meaning behind your url? yknow that one clip where roger goes "what d'you mean interesting??" yeah that

31. Last book you read? i think lord of the flies

32. Last song you listened to? peach by the front bottoms

33. Last show you watched? i have no idea

34. Last person you talked to? does the floyd frens discord count

35. Your relationship to the person you last texted? they r my frens :))

36. Favorite food? kavurma but only when my grandma on my dads side makes it

37. Place you want to visit? Iceland

38. Last place you were? maryland :/ im still here someone come pick me up america sux

39. Do you have a crush? yeth :3

40. Last time you kissed someone? a couple of hours ago

41. When's the last time you were insulted and what was it? does my boyfriend calling me a himbo today count

42. What color underwear are you wearing? black

43. What color shirt are you wearing? red, we established this in question 1

44. What color bottoms are you wearing? okay who came up with these questions and did they think about them like. At All

45. Wearing any bracelets? nope

46. Last sport you played? i was in colorguard in high school does that count

47. Last song you sang? bewitched by candlemass

48. Last prank call you remember making? none

49. Last time you hung out with someone? just today

50. Favorite movie(s)? American Pop, Creep, Requiem For A Dream

WOO THIS WAS A FUCKING HOOT AND A HALF DUG PRETTY DAMB DEEP IM TAGGIN

@lucifer-siam @richardwrights @wrightsfarfisa @herrmiu @the-smile-of-a-veil @potatofreak @thehorrorkid17

whoever else feels like it ig

[mychemicalimagines]

Scared, but Safe

Requested by Anon- “ Can I request a Tony Dinozzo imagine? Imagine someone is after the reader (she's the target) Gibbs orders her to stay with Tony. It's later though the night and she goes to Tony because she doesn't want to be alone. Comfort much included. Also sorry if there are any errors. My phone is a grade a piece of shit... I need a new one lol “

Warning: None

Word Count: 1081

Tag List: @jayrart @you-a-southpaw-doll

A/N: I’m sorry for the posting. I’ve been so busy and my mental health was doing down a little. This is not my best story so hopefully you still like it.  To request please message me or submit an ask! Tag Lists are open!

I finish wiping my hands off from cleaning the dishes when my front door bell rings.

“Be right there,” I shout, putting down my hand towel and walks to the front door.

When I open the front door, I see two males and a female standing at the door. One male and the female look familiar.

“Hello?” I ask curiously.

“Are you Captain Y/N L/N?” the older gentleman asks me.

“I am. And you are?”

“I’m SSA Jethro Gibbs and these are-” He says but I cut him off.

“Tim McGee and Ziva David. I know you guys. You guys questioned me about a guy that I dated when I was in High School years ago..” I say looking at them. “Would you like to come in?”

“Yes Ms. L/N. Thank you.” Gibbs says walking inside the house after me.

“You guys want a drink or anything?” I ask, looking over at them.

“No thank you.” Gibbs says. “Do you know a man by the name of Eric Samuels.”

“Umm. The Name sounds familiar but no I don’t think so.” I say honestly.

Tim holds out a picture, and I take a look at it.

“Wait, I believe he works at the coffee shop I go to every day.” I say looking back up at Tim.

“That’s correct.” Gibbs says. “I’m sorry but he killed someone that looks just like you. We went to his apartment and there is about 50 pictures of you just on his wall.”

I stare at him for a second, “Me? Why me?”

“We aren’t very sure but it seems to us that he knows your schedule” Ziva says bringing out a stack of photos. I take a look at the photos. Some are of me training some of my Privates. A couple of me at the store, and 10 or more of me at the coffee shop.

I stare at the photos, “What do we need to do? I will try and help you in away I can.”

“We want to see how far he would go. I know this is sad to say but we want to see if he will actually go after you personally.” Gibbs says. “How we are going to do this is, you are going to pretend to be with dating one of our agents and he will be by your side everywhere.”

I think for a second then I nod at Gibbs, “Yeah, I’m willing to do that.”

A couple hours later, someone knocks on my door. I get up off my couch and walk to the door and I look through the peep hole. I hope this is the guy Gibbs told me about.

“Who is it?” I ask.

“Hey babe, It’s Tony” The man says.

I unlock the door and I open it, letting the man inside. Before he closes the door, he pulls me into a hug and kisses my cheek.

“So you’re Agent DiNozzo?” I ask.

“I am. Nice to meet you Miss L/N” He smirks a little and looks around my home.

The next day Tony and I are jogging around town. That is something I do every morning. Tony is looking around sneakily. What we didn’t notice, was the parked car we are running up to, had a man inside, taking photos. We then go to the coffee shop and I look at the menu.

“Babe, why do you look at the menu everyday if we get the same thing every time?” Tony asks wrapping an arm around my waist.

“Well, I never know if I do want to try something new hon.” I say looking up at him smiling.

He smiles, and turns to the cashier.

“Well take a Chocolate Mocha and a Chocolate Frappe please,” Tony says to the man. It just so happens to be Eric.

He fake smiles and says, “Sure sir. What would you like the names to be?

“Tony and Y/N”

“Okay sir. That will be $8.54.”

Tony hands him a ten and says, “Keep the change.”

We walk to the back of the store and I wrap my arms around Tony’s waist. He wraps his arms around my shoulders.

“That him huh?” Tony asks putting his face into my hair.

“Yep” I say.

A few minutes later our names were called and Tony steps forward to grab them. The whole time Eric’s eyes were on me. Tony coughs for a second to get his attention. Eric looks up and hands him the drink.

“You two have a nice day.” Eric half smiles.

We walk out of the building drinking our coffees and Tony turns to me.

“Okay so now he knows for sure that you have a boyfriend so we need to keep our eyes peeled.”

I nod and we keep walking while holding hands. About an hour later were walking home from the grocery store when a car swerves in our direction. We also hear a gun shot. Tony pulls me toward him and the car misses us along with the bullet.

“That’s his car!” Tony says pulling his phone out of his pocket and calls Gibbs. Whiles he’s on the phone, I’m staring at the place where the car almost hit me.

When Tony hangs up the phone, he turns to me. “Are you okay?”

I don’t answer so he pulls me into his arms and whispers, “I’m here.”

“Can we go home please?” I whisper.

“Yeah, lets get you home.” He says pulling me home.

That night, I’m sitting alone on my bed hugging my legs. Tony knocks on my bedroom door.

“Hey can I come in?” He asks.

I nod. He walks in and sits down next to me on the bed.

“I almost died today. Because of a car. I’m used to bullets flying but-” I whisper to him and sigh.

“I’m here to protect you. I-” He sighs and whispers, “I promise I will protect you.”

“Tony, can you please lay with me?” I look up at him.

He nods and helps me lay down. He lays down next to me and pulls me to him. I put my head on his chest and he wraps both arms around me. He starts running his fingers through my hair and whispering in my ear. If Tony wasn’t there today, I don’t know what would be of me right now. I’m thankful for Tony and his team. I’ll definitely ask for their help when I need it.

[eadanga]

Eternal Love Part 1

MC sits in the quad on campus. It has been 2 years since she left Cordonia after the scandal with Tariq. Since she had left went on to pursue a master’s degree in social services. MC kept in touch with her friends Hana, Drake and Maxwell. But she hasn’t kept in touch with Liam since he married Madeline. She thought about emailing him but stopped herself.

“Hey MC” MC turns around and sees her boyfriend David heading towards her.

She smiles “Hey”

He kisses her on the cheek “Hey I’ve got great news!”

“What is it?”

“The dean has selected a bunch of us to go and study overboard and you and I were chosen”

MC smiles as she takes a slip of her coffee “That’s great where are we going?”

He grins “Cordonia”

MC eyes go wide and she nearly chokes on her coffee. David looks at her with concern as she coughs “You ok?”

MC puts on a smile “Uh yeah…fine so why are we going there?”

“I don’t know they are trying out some new program but I think it will be cool spending time with the nobles let’s go”

“Umm…I don’t think so”

“Why not?”

“Ummm…I’m not feeling to well to travel”

David smiles at her “MC no need to be nervous”

“I’m not nervous I just - ”

He takes her hand in his look “I know it can be scary among all the nobles trying to impress them but you can do it and I’m not going unless you are”

MC sighs “Ok I’ll come”

David pulls her into a hug “Thanks and don’t worry you’ll do great over there I’m gonna go tell the dean” He walks away

MC bits her lip If only that was reason

****

After a long flight they reach Cordonia and drive to the palace. As many of the students admired the views MC looked out the window Can’t believe I’m back here again I really hope no one finds out about the scandal

As they arrive at the palace they are greeted by Liam. Liam has a warm smile on his face. MC can feel her face flush and her heart race as she sees him.

David leans over and whispers to her “I can’t believe we are meeting the king”

MC looks at the ground “Me too”

He smiles “Hey it’s going to be alright”

MC smiles “Thanks”

“Welcome you all have to been chosen to come here and study I hope you will enjoy your time here now you can all unpack and explore the grounds”

As they enter the palace MC heads to her room and unpacks. She lets out a sigh of relief He didn’t notice me hopefully I won’t see him as much She then heads outside. She looks around the palace and smiles It’s just as I remember it. Is it possible that this place got more amazing? MC smiles as she walks around and spots the hedge maze she grins and heads inside. When she reaches the center spins around taking in the beauty of it.

“Hello my love” A voice behind her startles her and she jumps around to see Liam standing behind her.

“Liam! What…how?”

He chuckles “I had a feeling you might come here” MC feels her face heat up as he walks closer to her and puts his hands on her waist “It’s been far too long”

MC looks down on the ground “Yeah it has” She runs her hands through her hair

“I’ve missed you” He kisses her deeply and wraps his arms around her waist pulling her closer.

MC pulls away “Liam we can’t be doing this you’re married to Madeline”

“You know I don’t love her”

“And I have a boyfriend who I love”

Liam smirks “We both know that’s a lie” He kisses her again MC wraps her arms around his neck. After a few moments Liam pulls away smiling “I felt your love in that kiss”

MC breathes heavily “Liam…”

He smiles and cups her cheek “I’m so glad to see you I didn’t you’ll come back after the scandal”

“Neither did I”

“So you have a boyfriend? Was it that guy I saw standing next to you?”

MC nods “Yeah”

“Well he’s not going to steal you away from me” He pulls her closer and nuzzles her neck. MC sighs with pleasure “I love you so much and now that you have come back I’m not going to lose you again” He smiles and kisses her passionately. MC sighs with pleasure as he trails kisses down her neck. He pulls away smiling “Until the next time my love”

He smiles and walks away leaving MC face flushed and breathing heavily

Tags: @romanticatheart-posts

[killian-whump]

OUAT 2X04: Rewatch Blog

I’M HERE! I’M FINALLY HERE! IT’S EPISODE 2X04 AND I’M HERE!

It’s time to join the rewatch over at @watchingfairytales and I’m so excited! I’m not sure if I’ll be doing full episode logs for every episode, but I will for the major ones, at least - and I think Hook’s first episode (and my excited arrival in the rewatch!) deserves a log post! So let’s go!

Heeeeeeey, we got Leroy whump. Who’s excited?!?!

What, nobody? Nobody’s excited for Leroy whump? Geez, tough crowd. Nah, I’m kidding. I didn’t even realize it was whump until somewhere in the next scene. That’s how excited I was by it.

I got some bad news for ya, Belle. This is basically going to be your primary plotline on this show for, like, the next 5 seasons. And then you die.

That is some cheap-ass dollar store gold thread there.

IT’S COLIN. GUYS, IT’S COLIN. DFHAKSDLASFSFSGJL.

I forgot how fucking electrifying villainous Hook is when you’re just... watching the scenes in their entirety.

I mean, you see GIFs and caps and clips of these scenes countless times, but the whole performance played out all together is just...

JFC, just take my entire panty drawer, you fucking menace.

Hold on. Making GIFs. This is important shit right here.

We got some Rumple whump, some Hook wickedness.

Colin’s face.

“A man unwilling to fight for what he wants deserves what he gets.”

IT’S THE MAGICAL BUTT OF LEATHER AND WISHES

...that’s not a dwarf. That’s a MAN, baby.

Seriously, this is probably my favorite David scene. I’m a simple woman.

SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Okay... I see why people ship Belle and Ruby. That was a meet-cute.

Ahhhh... the birth of Belle/Library T_T So poetic!

...aaaaaaaaand she’s whumped.

These cobblestones look so fake, but Colin makes such beautiful angsty faces in this scene. Better make some GIFs. For science.

*throws an Emmy at his face* OH GOD, NO, I DIDN’T MEAN IT

“Ahahaha... who?” You fuuuuuuuucking idiot XD

And suddenly we’re on a european cooking show. “Like-a de fish!”

Oh gosh, that’s a scary face.

Hahaha, David’s so fucking done with answering his front door and finding Rumple on the other side. It’s like it happens all the time.

“Oh, sure, come on in. I wasn’t doing anything. It’s not like you’re evil.”

I wish they’d kept up this NopeTP. I love them together in this episode <3

BATTLE CRY COLIN IS BORN

Swashbuckling. Badass Ballerina Hook. Ships passing in the night. Wait, what. That’s an unfortunate parallel to later episodes, haha.

Oh, we’re bowling!

“Go on. I’m ready for the sword.” That flinch. YES.

WHUMPWHUMPWHUMPWHUMPWHUMPWHUMPWHUMP

Oh, look. It’s Lucy and Ethel on the case.

“How does that work?”

It’s becoming very clear to me why Milah chose to leave this man.

WHUMPWHUMPWHUMPWHUMPWHUMPWHUMPWHUMP

True story: an angel gets its wings every time Colin’s voice breaks up.

It’s twue love!!! T_T I mean Captain Floor, BTW.

“You can smell her?” DON’T LOOK SO FUCKING SCANDALIZED, YOU GOLD-SCALED IMPISH DARK ONE WITH EVIL MAGICAL POWERS.

This show, haha.

Look at Ruby sniff that thing. Is it called Red Book? I might ship it now.

Can Meghan Ory sneeze on command? Does she put that on her CV?

I had a pair of shoes just like that. Almost broke my ankles a million times. Walking in platforms is so awkward. Driving in them is impossible.

I just really want to punch Belle’s dad in the goddamn nose. Talk about a punchable face. This isn’t even a whump thing.

...okay, but this is a whump thing. Look at the guy taking Killian’s hand to help him aboard the Jolly, and his stumble off the gangplank. Gosh, I’m gonna have to make more GIFs.

THIS WHOLE SCENE.

HOOK’S THEME SOOOOOOOOOONG

Oh, look. Handcuffs. Eh. Not feeling ‘em so much, though.

YOU TELL ‘EM, BELLE. TELL ‘EM ALL. It’s cool the first time, but less cool the 345th time :/ I wish they’d done more with her character.

I wish they’d done more with this ship, whatever it’s called.

Belle x Library for the win! It’s twue love!!!

This Rumbelle scene is really sweet, and I love it, but again, knowing they’re just gonna rehash this conflict for five more years straight kinda ruins it. Aw, shit. Am I gonna have to tag this anti-Rumbelle now? Crap.

Hahaha, a hand wouldn’t make that sound when you set it down. It’s not made of wood. And whose hand is that? Looks like it could be Colin’s. "Hey, new guy. Come stick your hand over here.” ACTING IS SO GLAMOROUS, GUYS.

Wait. Would that make him officially a hand actor now?

...oh no. Such an obvious switch to a fake hand. And why? Just to show us the truncated wrist? It wasn’t worth it, guys. That was jarring. I’m jarred.

Mmmmmm. Beautiful angst and sadness on the high seas.

Gagged Smee. Why all this bondage for people I don’t care about seeing bound in this episode? Aim that bondage budget at the guy in the leather coat.

Speaking of which: Swiiiiiiiiiiiiiish. My favorite jacket swish there. This episode has so much good stuff in it.

Oh! Oh! Time for- “Neverland!” Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D

Dun dun-dun dun dun DUUUUUUN!

Oh, hi dollar store gold thread.

“Where is he?” I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR HIM FOR OVER A SEASON.

Me too, Rumple. Me too.

The way she’s sauntering. Haha. Get it, girl.

“Sparkly dirt. Wonderful.” Still one of the best things he’s ever said XD

DRAMATIC NOISE! ROLL CREDITS!!!

PEW! PEW! PEW!!!!

Well, that was my inaugural liveblog post for the OUAT Rewatch!!! Come join me and others in reliving all the fun of OUAT from the beginning (well, not quite the beginning, in this particular case ;)) - there will be GIFs (Killian, whump, and Killian whump), some humor posts, some reblogs... and lots of fun!

Block “ouat rewatch” if you don’t want to see these posts. Also, whump followers can keep blocking “not whxmp” (or start blocking it) to not see any unwhumpy humor/commentary/meta posts that get made!

TO NEVERLAND! (umm, but not really, that’s next season)

[youremyonlyhope]

The Doctor Falls

I am REALLY glad I took a week off from checking my dashboard because I was not aware that last week was the season finale of Doctor Who. I was like "I missed episode 12, there’s 13 episodes in each season, so I guess this season finale’s a 3-parter again and it ends next week! So I can catch up before the finale!”

But NOPE. IT WAS THE FINALE. THIS SEASON ONLY HAD 12 EPISODES. I MISSED THE DOCTOR WHO FINALE. WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT. I AM SO GLAD I DECIDED TO MAKE SURE TO AVOID SPOILERS THIS WEEK. OH MY GOD.

Though I did get spoiled for something a few days ago, but I can’t remember what it was right now. Which is good. It’s basically almost like I wasn’t spoiled at all.

On that note. Guys. Just putting “Spoilers!” in the title or in the text of your post isn’t enough, please tag things as “Doctor Who Spoilers” or “DW Spoilers”. Or at least put the spoilers under Read More.

Ok. Time for the Doctor Who finale. Which obviously, since I didn’t know it was the finale until just now before starting this episode, I am not at all ready for it. I thought I had another week to mentally prepare for this but nope. I mean, since I’m watching it a week later I guess I had an extra week, but I mean an extra week where I’d KNOW I’d be watching the finale in a week.

Let’s see if my wifi will work with me for the hour and a half it will take to watch this episode. Super bad quality, took forever to buffer, so far it’s only kinda working. Ugh. UMM. UMMMM. UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. THE CYBERMEN ARE ON THOSE THINGS THAT HOLD UP SCARECROWS. THIS IS FAMILY OF BLOOD ALL OVER AGAIN. UMMMMMMMM THE SKY ISN’T REALLY SKY.... UMMM THE NICE MOTHERLY LADY HAS A GUN NOW. OH HELL NAH THAT’S TERRIFYING THEY’RE LIMPING TOWARDS THEM. “IT’S THE SCARECROWS. NEW ONES.” UMMMMMMM NAH. AND THEY JUST HANG UP THE BODIES? WHAT THE HELL. This music is very Old Who based on the few Old Who episodes I’ve seen. That makes me kind of happy. OK. HAPPINESS FROM THE MUSIC IS GONE BECAUSE BILL IS CARRYING THE DOCTOR’S LIMP BODY. While the opening credits are playing I just need to say, Capaldi, I am going to miss you so much. So so so much. I adored Capaldi’s Doctor. He was amazing. I love him so much. I miss him so much already. Missy, girl, I had so much hope for you. I’m enjoying this Master Missy banter though. “Ten years, you spent up there, chatting. You missed her by 2 hours.” THAT’S HORRIBLE. Prepare for a lot of capslock in this post. I hear the music again. From last episode. “This is Gallifrey” I think? “You two, you should know by now, when you’re winning, and I’m in the room, you’re missing something.” THAT IS AN AMAZING QUOTE TO DESCRIBE THE DOCTOR. YES. “Knock yourself out.” *Missy knocks out the Master* MISSY YES GIRL. BILL YES GIRL. Ok but what I can’t get my brain around is like... going from floor to floor is technically time travel... which is amazing... but they’re REALLY stuck... because of time...  UMM. BILL. GIRL. WHY ARE YOU NORMAL SUDDENLY?! Oh. She’s imagining herself as normal. Great. JELLY BABY. SO MUCH OLD WHO. DO ALL CYBERMEN SEE THEMSELVES AS THEIR OLD SELVES AT FIRST? She’s crying real tears! Fuck you, Master. I usually don’t hate you. But oh my god. I mean. At least the monotone voice hides emotion... Gotta take a moment to say the Pearl is literally tearing my heart out of my chest and shredding it so, good for you girl. DOCTOR. DOCTOR. YOU’RE PUSHING OFF YOUR REGENERATION. AGAIN. THAT’S NOT GOOD.

Master: “Do as she says.” Is the future going to be all girl? Me: Hopefully. Doctor: We can only hope. Me: YES!

ALSO COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE FORESHADOWING A WOMAN PLAYING THE DOCTOR IN THE FUTURE!? Also all this “Why don’t you remember this?” stuff better not be foreshadowing that Missy isn’t really the Master or something. Because I know lots of (sexist) Missy haters theorize that she’s not. I don’t want them to be right. I’m not even a Missy lover but I’ll be really angry if they reveal like “oh lol haha we lied she’s not really the Master lol gotcha.” OK WAIT. HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED HER SONIC IS HER UMBRELLA? HAVE I REALLY NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO HER? OH NO THE CYBERMEN HAVE ADVANCED A LOT SINCE WE LEFT THEM. I do like the contrast of Bill’s old school Cyberman vs the new one though. SO WE’RE TRULY TARDIS-LESS IN THIS EPISODE. MORE TARDIS-LESS THAN EVER BEFORE REALLY. SINCE THE... YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN’T EVEN ARTICULATE THIS. I WAS GONNA SAY “SINCE THE TARDIS IS IN THE PAST” BUT IT’S NOT. IT’S JUST MOVING SLOWER THAN THEM AND THEY’RE MOVING SLOWER THAN THE CYBERMEN. IT’S HARD TO ARTICULATE WHAT’S HAPPENING. THAT’S HOW TARDIS-LESS WE ARE RIGHT NOW. GREAT. OH. OH. OH THAT’S JUST GREAT. THEY’RE JUST GONNA FLY UP AND THROUGH THE LEVELS. COOL. GREAT. FANTASTIC. THIS IS FUN.

Pausing to let it buffer a bit because my wifi hates me again. But oh my god the stakes are high with no TARDIS and a billion cybermen essentially manually time traveling to get to them.

WAIT. THE PEOPLE SEE A GIANT NUMBER IN THE SKY. AND DON’T KNOW THAT THIS IS A SPACE SHIP!? IT REALLY HAS BEEN A LONG TIME. PEOPLE. PASS DOWN YOUR FAMILY HISTORIES. PLEASE. THEY COME IN HANDY. LIKE IF FOR INSTANCE YOU LIVE ON A SPACE SHIP AND IT’S IMPORTANT FOR THE FUTURE GENERATIONS TO KNOW ABOUT IT. AND IF THEY DON’T KNOW THIS IS A SPACE SHIP, WHAT DO THEY THINK ABOUT THE CYBERMEN WHO MAKE IT UP THERE AND LIMP THROUGH? WHAT DO THEY THINK ABOUT THEM? AND WHAT MADE THEM START MAKING THEM INTO SCARECROWS? WHAT?! I mean the Master knows he gets out of this somehow since his future self is talking to him about it and doesn’t really remember it at all. MISSY YOU GENIUS. PARADOXES ARE GREAT. “I’ll try anything once.” Girl. Don’t. No.  They should really give Bill a scarf or something to differentiate her from the others... Though now all of them are newer so it’s easier, but still. Oh poor Bill. See. She’s upset. GOD POOR BILL THIS IS BREAKING MY HEART. That speech. Capaldi. I’m gonna miss you SO SO SO MUCH. God. I would not want to be the actor who has to follow Capaldi. He has some big shoes to fill. See, you know it’s gotten bad when something the Master said (”this is a face that didn’t listen to a word you just said”) that would normally be funny in any other episode, isn’t funny at all, not in the slightest, not at all, nope. It’s just disappointing. Not even like “oh haha” way, it’s just like... sad. ...Did she slip him the missing piece of the Master’s TARDIS...  Why are they in a pointy formation instead of a rectangular one? OK WAIT. OK. WAIT. WHY IS THIS GIVING ME MAJOR DEJA VU. ALIT HOLDING THE APPLE IN FRONT OF THE CYBERMEN. IT’S REMINDING ME OF SOMETHING. I’VE SEEN THIS BEFORE. OR SOMETHING SIMILAR. I THINK. IT’S JUST REALLY GIVING ME DEJA VU RIGHT NOW.

Doctor: I won’t do that until I’ve left. Me: Ok Doctor don’t lie Nardole: Liar, it can’t be done remotely. Me: See there we go.

Bill’s gonna volunteer to watch over the humans isn’t she? Oh no she’s gonna explode with the Doctor instead. Why. I would have preferred her watching over them forever, and all the humans loving her despite her being a Cyberman, and me crying tears of happiness that she’s accepted and sadness that we won’t see Bill again. OH NARDOLE. OH I’M GETTING EMOTIONAL ALREADY. So... I literally can’t tell if this cause of death would be considered a suicide or not... that’s like.. only half a joke... Ok... why do I feel like Bill’s “Glad you knew that” meant something else... or was it just to trick the audience into thinking “oh no another companion developed a crush on the Doctor”? So... double suicide...? Ummm... tell me Missy isn’t dead for good... right? There’s only 15 minutes left... so what’s gonna happen... Did he say Canary Wharf? The captions miss random words sometimes. Yep he’s reciting everything the Cyberman failed at. Also, I had forgotten about the time there were Cybermen on the moon. HEY DOCTOR. I FORBID YOU TO REGENERATE RIGHT NOW. OK NOW THERE’S 10 MINUTES LEFT AND EVERYTHING’S BLOWN UP WHAT’S LEFT TO HAPPEN!???!?! “Pity, no stars. I’d hoped there’d be stars.” WHY IS THIS MAKING ME SO SAD. NARDOLE’S STUCK HERE FOREVER NOW. I’M REALLY EMOTIONAL. See. I assumed it was snow last episode when we saw the Doctor start to regenerate. But nope. I guess it’s ash. Oh Bill. IS SHE GONNA DO IT? IS SHE GONNA FLY HIM UP TO THE TARDIS OR SOMETHING? WAIT. WHAT. WHAT THE HELL. IT’S THE GIRL. WHAT. IT’S WHAT’S HER FACE. HEATHER RIGHT? OH MY GOD. SHE REALLY FOLLOWED HER EVERYWHERE IN SPACE AND TIME. WHAT. OH MY GOD. I JUST GASPED. “LEFT YOU MY TEARS, REMEMBER?” I LEGIT LET OUT A GASP. I don’t know how I feel bout Heather coming out of nowhere like this but like... I can’t complain. THANK GOD FOR HEATHER AND HER CRAZY TIME TRAVELING LOCATION JUMPING WATER. I HOPE I SEE YOU AGAIN TOO BILL. So that’s 2 companions of the Doctor who are now traveling through time and space with an immortal girl(friend). MARTHA. THAT WAS MY MARTHA. “I DON’T WANT TO GO” AND WHAT WAS THAT SONTARAN QUOTE? ANOTHER LAST LINE A DOCTOR? “WHEN THE DOCTOR” WAS ME!?!?!?!?!? IS HE GONNA SAY WAS ME????? “WHEN THE DOCTOR WAS ME.” DJSAKFJDFJSAKFDLSAFDSAJFDJSA No? You can just say... No? And you don’t regenerate? Is it Earth? BELLS??? OH SO IT WAS SNOW, NOT ASH. UMM. WHAT. WHAT IS HAPPENING. WHO IS THAT. OOOOOOOOH IT’S HIM. IT’S HIM. DID I HEAR ABOUT DAVID BRADLEY BEING IN AN EPISODE THIS SEASON? I FEEL LIKE I DID. OH MY GOD. “THE ORIGINAL. YOU MIGHT SAY.” “THE DOCTORS WILL RETURN AT CHRISTMAS.”

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I WANT TO CRY.

Ok I gotta get up and walk away for a minute just...

Me: *Says I’m gonna go calm down for a minute.* Me: *Instead freaks out even more over everything.*

I just went and fangirled to my dad about David Bradley for like 5 straight minutes because he’s the only person awake and I needed to get these feels out verbally. And then just about the episode in general for another 5 minutes. Oh my god. This is too much for 2am.

I just can’t put into words how excited I am. Because David Bradley blew me completely away in An Adventure in Space and Time and we get to see him as the First Doctor and just... oh my god. Oh my god.

Heather coming back for Bill seems almost deus ex machina like but she did leave her her tears and Bill the cyberman cried tears so like whatever, I get it. But believe me, Heather was the LAST person I expected to see. If we had had puddles hidden everywhere throughout the season, that would have been better since there would have been constant hints. Unless... there were puddles everywhere... and no one noticed... or at least I didn’t notice... because puddles are so subtle and common... Am I going to have to rewatch this entire season and look for puddles now?

I’m rereading my post about The Pilot just to see what my thoughts were the first time and I had apparently noticed that there was a picture of Susan on his desk next to River’s, so WERE THEY FORESHADOWING THE FIRST DOCTOR RETURNING FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!? OH MY GOD.

Ok basically. I wish Bill wasn’t leaving. I adored Bill. She needs to come back. At some point. I liked Heather, so once I got over the initial “WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING” aspect of her return I was happy. And I’m glad that Bill doesn’t have to suffer as a Cyberman for the rest of her life, she gets to go off and travel the universe as an immortal puddle with her immortal puddle girlfriend. Yeah. My only complaint really is that she shouldn’t have been able to fly the TARDIS; “I’m the pilot” doesn’t feel like enough of an explanation.

As for the Doctor. Oh Doctor. I wanted to cry. But then the First Doctor came out of nowhere and I need to go see if I can rewatch that scene on YouTube or something because now it’s all a blur of me just freaking out and silently screaming.

Oh wow. The clip is only a minute and 20 seconds long. It felt like a lifetime. Time honestly slowed down when I watched this the first time.

AHHHH I DIDN’T NOTICE HIM GRABBING THE LAPELS OF HIS COAT. YES. YES DAVID BRADLEY. YES. GOD. THEY LITERALLY COULD NOT HAVE PICKED ANYONE BETTER TO PLAY HIM. OH MY GOD.

CHRISTMAS. YOU’RE MAKING ME WAIT UNTIL CHRISTMAS. That was actually my first thought when I had closed this post in order to “calm down” for a minute. I literally pressed save draft, and then looked into space, and whisper/screamed “...Christmas?!?!?!?!” HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO WAIT UNTIL CHRISTMAS?! THAT’S IN ALMOST 6 MONTHS. COME ON. But this means Capaldi gets to stay the Doctor for 6 more months and that’s fantastic.

On that note. Honestly, you guys should all congratulate me on how well I avoided spoilers. I didn’t even know this was the finale, so I’m REALLY glad I picked this episode of all episodes to be like “Nope. Not going on my dashboard because I follow people who like to post spoilers without tagging them. I’ll just avoid my dashboard until I have time to watch the episode” and that was almost a week later. Wow.

Also I never remembered what it was about this episode that I was spoiled for earlier this week, so my brain blocked something out correctly for once.

IN ALL THAT CRAZINESS, I LITERALLY HAD FORGOTTEN THAT MISSY DIED. UM. THAT CAN’T BE THE END OF THE MASTER’S REGENERATIONS RIGHT?