#um. i suppose. well im not gonna say that the two of them going on a date isnt exactly what i wanted to happen bcos. it is.

[seaquestions]

can a cringefail birdgirl and a cringefail catboy really get along? even if they are perfect character foils...?

[viasdreams]

Nightwalker ཐི❤︎ཋྀ ~ plz shoot me and not with that gun

"what are you supposed to be?" jeno asked, settling into the back seat of jisung's car.

"gonna be so real, i just put on the sluttiest thing i could find."

renjun turned around in the passenger seat, looking your body up and down. "this is a costume party, you remember that right? what if they don't let you in?"

"it's still a jackson wang party, they'll let any girl with a pulse in. if they ask who i am, ill just say im a father's worst nightmare." you shrugged.

"jisung why are you blue?" jeno reached over the seat to stroke the driver's cheek.

"HEY!" jisung swatted his hand away. "don't fuck up my makeup."

"oh my bad man" jeno awkwardly sat back in his seat.

"don't worry about him, he's just nervous about meeting his boo thang. isn't that right ji?" you smirked at him in the rearview mirror.

"fuck yes im nervous" he drew out the 's', squeezing his eye shut.

"JISUNG EYES ON THE ROAD! OH MY GOD!" Renjun lurched for the wheel, swerving away from the trashcan lined up on the side of the street.

"if we crash right now, you'll never get to meet him ji," you reminded.

"shit you're right," jisung sat up straight, placing his blue hands at ten and two. "no one talk for the rest of the drive, papa needs to focus."

"you're not dressed as papa smurf though."

"JENO NO TALKING!"

you managed to get into the party with ease, jisung actually being the one questioned by security.

"are you like an ugly avatar?"

"no im a smurf," jisung anxiously bounced on his toes, looking through the door. "look im in costume, can i just go inside?"

"fine whatever." before the guard even motioned for him to go, jisung had already rushed inside, practically slamming into your back.

"ok now where is my beautiful man at?" jisung's eyes darted over the crowd, the backlights making his blue skin glow.

"here we can split up, ill go upstairs, you look down here. ill call you if i find him" the only reason you were at this party was so jisung could meet chenle, so you might as well help unite them.

"ok yeah, but if you find him, please don't make out with him. i know it'll be hard to resist his charm," jisung firmly grabbed both of your arms and gazed intensely into your eyes, "but please don't."

"don't worry ji, i would never do that to you." you pried his hands away and made your way to the stairs.

your search for the elusive brainy smurf was unsuccessful, and you were about to text jisung when you got a message yourself.

all thoughts of jisung and chenle left your mind as you swiftly made your way to jaemin.

before opening the door, you paused, preparing yourself to potentially lose the next day of your life due to the sheer power of jaemin's dick.

putting your hand on the knob, you felt a cold hand under yours.

"oh im sor- hyuck?"

an extremely awe-stricken donghyuck stood in front of you.

"yn? um you look..." his eyes traced over your barely covered body, "...cold."

you giggled, wrapping your arms around your torso.

"yeah a bit." you took a second to look at his costume, "looks like your prayers of becoming a vampire were answered."

"what? i am not a vampire." he forced a laugh and violently shook his head. "i don't know what you're talking about."

"uh, then what are you dressed as?"

"oh right! i am dressed as a vampire, yep. not an actual vampire though because those don't exist. and even if they did, i would not be one."

"yeah..." a silence fell between the two of you. "um anyways, are you going in here too?" you pointed at his hand still holding the door knob.

"oh yeah, im meeting jaemin in there."

"really?" he nodded, "so am i. he texted me to meet him here."

"wait why would jaemin ask you to meet him?"

you tried to respond but before you could the bedroom door swung open, a wide-eyed jaemin emerging.

"hey guys come in, come in." jaemin stepped aside, urging the two of you to enter.

"jaemin why did you call yn here?" donghyuck asked.

"ill get to that in a second, real quick," jaemin grabbed your hand and stared into your eyes, "yn can you help me?"

his hand was just as cold, if not colder than donghyuck's. they were both much colder than you, which was weird considering you're the one wearing next to nothing.

"yeah of course, what do you need?"

"for you to go to sleep."

donghyuck watched as your body fell limp, jaemin quickly catching you and moving your body to the bed.

"jaem what the hell is going on?"

"great save with that whole 'im not a vampire' thing just now." jaemin's tone was thick with sarcasm.

"oh you heard that?" donghyuck said, rubbing the back of his head.

"of course i heard it, we have heightened hearing remember."

"oh i forgot," donghyuck's gaze made it's way back to your sleeping body, "wait stop distracting me, what's happening? why is yn here and not her clone?"

now jaemin was the one rubbing the back of his head. "right yeah um there never was a clone."

"what?"

"ok before you freak out, just let me explain. i saw that you were having a hard time being around yn and all that stuff. and that's why you came to me for real blood."

"jaemin i know all of that, what do you mean there's no clone." donghyuck's voice was getting louder with each word.

jaemin took in a big breath, closing his eyes, "yn is the person i've been getting blood from." he opened one eye to gauge donghyuck's reaction.

"are you KIDDING ME JAEMIN?" donghyuck roared.

he wouldn't admit it, but the look on donghyuck's face truly scared jaemin.

"hyuck you said you wouldn't get mad. you swore on mark's life!"

"FUCK MARK!" donghyuck stepped forward, causing jaemin to step back, hitting the wall.

"is that why she was sick last week? you took too much of her blood?" he questioned through bared teeth.

"yes but you also took too much of her blood, so why is it such a big deal?"

"we both know that was different. i was a desperate fledgling, i didn't know what i was doing. you know damn well what you were doing."

"i was just trying to help you man. you didn't like the other blood i gave you, so i cut out the middle man and went straight to the source." he turned to look at you.

donghyuck grabbed his jaw, turning his face so it was looking directly at him, "don't look at her. you don't get to look at her after what you did."

jaemin's hand shot up to donghyuck's wrist, gripping it almost tight enough to break it.

"hyuck i know you think you're the shit, but don't forget i have 400 years of experience on you. this is not a battle you want to fight."

donghyuck let go of his jaw, bringing his hands to rub his eyes.

"she has lost so much blood recently, why did you think this was a good idea." the anger in his voice was replaced with hurt, confusion, and frustration.

jaemin shrugged, moving to sit next to you on the bed.

"i didn't like seeing you struggle, and you asked for help, so i helped."

"look i appreciate the thought, i really do," jaemin smiled, "but im also insanely pissed at you right now." jaemin's smile fell.

"im sorry. do you know what would make you feel better?" jaemin gently traced your collarbone.

"what dude?" donghyuck lowered his hands, following jaemin's voice. instead of seeing a remorseful vampire, looking apologetically at him, he saw jaemin sink his fangs into the soft flesh of your neck.

"JAEMIN!"

donghyuck rushed to pull him away from you, shoving jaemin to the ground with enough force to shake the entire house.

"i know you want some, don't lie. despite what mark says-"

he was interrupted by donghyuck's fist as it slammed into his nose.

they both gawked at each other, stunned at what just happened.

jaemin is the first to recover, flipping donghyuck onto his back and straddling his legs. with one hand, jaemin holds donghyuck's wrists over his head, grabbing his neck with the other.

"despite what mark say's, we're beings of violence. if we weren't supposed to drink a human's blood, why does it feel so good to sink our fangs into their necks?"

donghyuck writhed under jaemin's hold, struggling to free himself.

"answer me hyuck, you told me it was borderline orgasmic to drink yn's blood for the first time. why would it feel so good if it was bad?" the look on jaemin's face was undiscernible, a mix between pain and hunger.

"shut up." donghyuck spit back.

"you know im right, go try some right now and tell me you don't love it. tell me you don't feel powerful."

the door slammed open and an extremely concerned mark walked in.

"what the hell is going on, i could hear you guys fighting from downstairs." mark looked at the two boys on the ground, following their gaze to your body lying on the bed, dried blood dotting your neck.

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a/n: this ended up being much longer than i intended...anyways ive being thinking about this chapter for weeks and its crazy to actually write it 🤯

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[siyuuzii]

CAN I BE YOURS?

PAIRING enha! ni-ki x gnreader

— in which both ni-ki and (name) have been friends since birth. one saturday night, (name) went over to have a sleepover at ni-ki's place where they end up finding ni-ki's mother old video camera memory card. and upon watching the ninth video, they both discover a cheesy love confession from ni-ki to (name)...

GENRE non-idol au, fluff, drabble

WARNING|S none

A. NOTE all writings and reactions from these idols are from MY imagination, it does not reflect their actions and reactions irl!

more under the cut !

“nishi, look at this shell! isnt it pretty? !”

“yeah! but i think you're even more pretty....” your friend, riki, said before handing you a small yet freshly picked out rose with seemingly absent thorns. “here, um, have it.. i already removed the thorns, so you wouldn't get pricked by any of them!” he said enthusiastically, not minding the small cuts on the palm of his fingers. saving you to catch the little reds seeping through the cuts and bits.

“gasp riki! your fingers, i think theres blood on it! are you okay?” quickly giving the rose that riki gave you to your mom who was alongside with his mother, giggling softly. while videoing the scene occuring in front of them. both of your mothers wanted you two to be the bestest of friends while growing up, but oh well, looks like destiny has other plans, with you both being two lovebirds already at such a young age! ehem, now grabbing the right hand of riki and swiftly swiping away the blood going out the cuts.

“im okay, those are just cuts! their nothing compared to a big boy like me! that's what momma said.” riki reassured you, earning a laughter that felt like sweet music to him and a smile which made his heart flutter like there we're butterflies flying both inside and outside of it. but riki did not know why he felt like this way, the way he would always be looking forward on waiting for you and seeing you before pre-school, the way he would always beg his mom and yours to let you both hang out, the way he would steal you away from your mother's grasp to instead get ahold of your warm and welcoming hands... and the way he wanted to just say-

“can i be yours?” silence. both mothers looked up from the camera to stare shockingly at riki, who was looking at you with those loved-filled eyes, waiting for your answer patiently. then to you, staring back at him with those confused-yet unfazed eyes, seemingly not knowing what he meant by that. looking back at your mother to eye-tell her what he meant.

as your mother whispered to your ear what he means, your eyes became a bit wide, once the meaning was out. before looking back at riki, who was still waiting patiently for an answer. “oh.. um, how about, when we are older?..” you rejected, in your well thought mind, dating was supposed to be for adults to worry about, and your not an adult, both of you are not yet adults! so it was only reasonable to say that ..right? well based on riki's reaction, simply smilling wider and giving you a thumbs up. “it's okay! i'll wait!”

quickly pausing the eight year old video that was saved on riki's mother memory card. “woah-ho-ho.. i did not remember that!” you said as you leaned back on your chair, avoiding riki's stare at you. few seconds passed by with an awkward silence before riki's simply chuckled, unpausing and replaying the video to the part where he gave you a rose. “not gonna lie, i forgot about this too..”

he said with that deep voice of his that was far from his younger and more gentle voice that was playing on the video. “can i be yours?” .... “oh.. um, maybe when we are older— riki adruptly paused that part, almost like slamming down the pause button. before rising and turning to you. “so... now that we're older, let me repeat this, um... can i be yours?”

[https-milo]

DABI INSTA PLLSSS

yeah ok guys I hear you

DATING DABI INSTAGRAM !!

details!

instagram posts w/ comments while dating dabi!

a/n OBVIOUSLY these are just pictures off of interest, reader can be however you imagine !

(guys im going to be so honest, I haven't really watched MHA past like season four so ermmmm yeah!) (this one was actually kinda cute, like I wanna make a spinoff oneshot :(( )

main m. list / instagram m. list

blah.blah.y/n · 71w

33 likes

liked by: himiko.v4mp, tomura.shig, twicenottwice

blah.blah.y/n he said "I can do this without a lighter" but I didn't want our apartment to burn down <3

dabi wow you have no faith in me. kinda thought you loved me.

blah.blah.y/n dabi yapper, yapper. you know I love you, I just don't love paying for repairs xo

himiko.v4mp good call!! :33

blah.blah.y/n himiko.v4mp thank youuu!! <333

tomura.shig euh you two make me sick.

dabi tomura.shig watch it.

dabi · 67w

7 likes

liked by: himiko.v4mp, twicenottwice, stainismyidol, compressed.marbles

dabi look what her psycho ass got me

tagged: blah.blah.y/n

blah.blah.y/n literally be quiet. you love that shirt and mug.

dabi blah.blah.y/n doesn't change the fact you're crazy.

blah.blah.y/n dabi crazy about you 😽😽😽

tomura.shig kay why ess

blah.blah.y/n tomura.shig someones a little jellyyyyy

blah.blah.y/n · 65w

29 likes

liked by: tomura.shig, himiko.v4mp, big.sis.magne, twicenottwice

blah.blah.y/n my sister trusted us with watching my nephew. safe so say she picked the right people :,) <3

tagged: dabi

dabi i've never been caught lacking like this.

blah.blah.y/n dabi yap yap yap. you look so cute

offical.hawks blah.blah.y/n yeah dabi, you look soooo cute

dabi offical.hawks actually kys, birdbrain

offical.hawks dabi only if you'll help me

blah.blah.y/n offical.hawks GET YOUR OWN MAN YOU BITCH.

himiko.v4mp you guys should have one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

dabi himiko.v4mp dont give her ideas.

blah.blah.y/n dabi rude. but as much as I would want one, neither of us are home enough to take care of a baby + ur job would make it dangerous

dabi · 60w

8 likes

liked by himiko.v4mp, tomura.shig, twicenottwice, big.sis.magne, compressed.marbles

dabi after a really long, long talk with y/n and shig, I've decided to leave the LoV. It's been fun and, even if I hate to say it, I'll miss you guys. In other news, my girl is pregnant so yay

tagged: blah.blah.y/n

blah.blah.y/n :( ilysm you dont know how much I appreciate you

tomura.shig whatever. be safe and let me see the baby when it's born.

blah.blah.y/n tomura.shig AWWWW I ALWAYS KNEW YOU CARED!

tomura.shig blah.blah.y/n shut up.

himiko.v4mp we're gonna miss you patchwork :((( I wish you and y/n well!! (I better be the godmother)

dabi himiko.v4mp ill miss you too shit head

blah.blah.y/n himiko.v4mp obviously youre the godmother!! my fave future auntie <33

big.sis.magne take care of yourself. don't let y/n do too much work, you brat.

dabi big.sis.magne yeah, yeah. I hear you.

s.todoroki um????

blah.blah.y/n s.todoroki unc shoto 🙏🙏

fuyumi.todo how is touya the first to have kids.

dabi fuyumi.todo tf is that supposed to mean.

n.todoroki IM GOING TO BE AN UNCLEEEE you better be treating y/n well 😤😤😤

blah.blah.y/n n.todoroki dw natsuo, i keep my man in check !!

blah.blah.y/n · 2w

28 likes

liked by: himiko.v4mp, tomura.shig, fuyumi.todo, s.todoroki, n.todoroki

blah.blah.y/n its been a while!! me, touya, and our precious boy are doing better than ever <3 thank you guys so much for all the support this past year and so. Even if he won't say it, touya is grateful. (p.s. you guys don't always need to spoil our son)

tagged: touya.todo

touya.todo sappy on main

blah.blah.y/n touya.todo 🤩 shut the fuck up 🤩

himiko.v4mp anything for our angels!! (+ touya)

touya.todo himiko.v4mp everytime we interact, i get the urge to relapse my killing sobriety

fuyumi.todo ahhh im so glad you guys are doing well!! i love you three 💕💕

s.todoroki did you guys get the packages I sent?

blah.blah.y/n s.todoroki yes sho, all 5 of them

tomura.shig good to see you guys alive and well.

blah.blah.y/n tomura.shig stfu, come visit your nephew

tomura.shig blah.blah.y/n ...coming

rei.himura my beautiful son with my amazing daughter-in-law and my adorable grandson... i hope you guys will visit me someday

touya.todo rei.himura of course ma

blah.blah.y/n rei.himura we'd love to! Our baby would love to meet his grandma <333

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Thank you so much for reading <3

[kenlvry]

Could you write the main 4 (seperate) making out and getting caught🙏🏽🙏🏽

getting caught

an YES YES YES LOVEEE A FIC WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT DOING ANYTHINGG. 16-17

kenny mccormick

you didn't know how but you and kenny are in the gym making out. that wasn't even the reason you two were there, you two were suppose to be fighting bc earlier you got mad at how this random ass girl was flirting with him and he didn't even do shit! but nonetheless you aren't complaining, you love making out with kenny, he's always passionate abt making out with you, its never sloppy or rushed. his lips were smooth, it got you questioning what lipbalm he had bc wow. his back was pressed against the wall and your waist was being held by kennys hand holding you close to him. you were so in the moment you didn't realise stan walking in ig , he was looking for you two bc he saw you drag kenny in there looking mad and when he saw what he saw he dropped the books he had on him which made you jump, you tried to turn to him but kenny held your waist hard, "hey stan wsp" this man stays embarrassing you 😞, "um... it can wait.." stan ran out "now where were we?" kenny hold your neck and pulled you in for another make out session.

stan marsh

now stan wasn't one to show pda outside but the fact he's making out with you rn at the side of the school is shocking. he pulled you aside to get you away from the man that was insisted on getting your number, and you gave him your number!! now in your defense you though he wanted to be friends, stan got all frustrated and now you two are making out. he's rough, the way he's kissing you is like he's mad at you and he is mad, although he's rough. he still holds your waist gently and cups your face gently, he looks and acts mad but he still cares for you no matter how mad he is. your back was pinned against the wall and his left arm had you pinned while the other was holding your waist, your hands was both on his shoulders enjoying the moment every now and then pulling away to take breaths but quickly going back in for the kiss. you were enjoying it but maybe too much since you couldn't hear the door open, stan not breaking the kiss opened his eyes while you remained yours close, it was the boy who asked your phone number earlier. he stood there somewhat mad and shocked, stan smirked into the kiss which you can feel and continued kissing you. now whenever you see the kid he acts all awkard , hmm wonder why 🤨🤨

kyle broflovski

you and him were on his couch, ike, his mom and his dad were out and wasn't gonna comeback in 7 hours. you two took it as a chance to do something risky, well you took the chance. kyle was too scared his parents would suddenly come in to grab smthing but you insisted and who was he to deny you? so here you two are intensely making out. kyle sitting on the couch manspreading while you sat on top of him with your knees and putting them so that his legs were in between yours, him grabbing you waist almost grabbing your ass and the other one on your thigh. for someone who was soo scared to make out he was really good, his kisses weren't sloppy but neither passionate, he's taking his time. he wanted it to last forever he loved the view he had, having to look up to you bc of the position you two were in. then suddenly the door burst open with cartman kenny and stan "no im telling you kenny it- woah." you two immediately got off each other and smiled at them. it was so obvious what you two were doing, kyle had lipstick smudged on his lips and your lipstick was too smudged, most gone. "continue, i wanna watch" "are we like.. disturbing you two" you being polite saying no but kyle wished said yes bc now cartmans asking your opinions if a tiger and a lion is a same thing, after this hes definitely continuing what you two were doing.

eric cartman

now... mans isn't one to kiss you.. let alone make out with you, yet here you were in an alley making out. it started with you kissing his face which he pushed you lightly making disgusted faces but he's clearly blushing. then you wanted it to take the next level and pulled him to an alley and kissing him, he didnt resist to kiss back, so you two were making out. you and cartman was actually also with the other three but they went in a shop to buy smthing, his kisses were sloppy yet nice. he's taking his time but at the same time its like he wanted it to be short incase someone sees,your back was pressed on the wall. he holds your face with his hand and the other on your neck, you had yours over his shoulder. if anyone passes by they couldn't see but if they were to slightly turn their head they could see. but it wasn't a busy lane for people to walk by every second so you two were okay, you loved moments like this, cartman never showed affection considering his personality but once he does its the sweetest thing ever <33 you two were so caught up that you didn't here the other three calling your name. they came to the alley and checked and js dropped whatever they brought, never in their life would they expect to see him making out with someone let alone kiss someone. cartman immediately pulled away and coughed saying its not what they think, but you laughed and whispered "there's lipstick stains on your face babe" he blushed and wiped them off, you laughed and the other three couldn't help but think how you come to love him. hes so cute<33

[ssturniolo]

if your requests are open <3 You and Chris have been taking it slow after you guys confessed, but one day in his room you and Chris get caught sharing a kiss by Nick and Matt walking in and they’re going ballistic

Secret

𝔭𝔞𝔦𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤 - Chris x fem!reader

𝔰𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔶 - request <3

𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰 - swearing, kissing, I think that’s it?

𝔞/𝔫 - Nick and Matt don’t really go ballistic but I hope this is ok! <3

You and Chris have been dating for two months now, and have done a great job keeping it a secret. Even from his brothers. They HAD in-fact noticed that you two were hanging out alone more often, but because of Chris’s commitment issues, they never suspected anything.

“Where the fuck is Chris” Matt groaned, annoyed at Chris for taking so long.

“Yeah, the movies starting in 20 minutes, someone go tell him to hurry” Nick agrees, glancing down at his phone to check the time.

You guys were going to see the new ninja turtles movie, well… you were supposed to but at this rate, you weren’t gonna make it.

“Im on it” you say, already heading down to Chris’s room.

You enter the room to find Chris, frantically searching for something.

Looking up at your questioning face, Chris sighs, rubbing his eyes. “I’ve been looking for my phone for the past 10 minutes and I have no fucking clue where it is” he says, his voice laced with frustration.

“Here, just sit on the bed, I’ll look for it” you command, already searching through his room.

After only searching for about 2 minutes, you find his phone sitting on the edge of his desk, under some papers.

“It was here the whole time dipshit” you say, holding up his phone so he can see.

“Oh my hero” he jokes, getting off his bed and walking over to you.

Sliding his phone into his hoodie pocket, he rests his hands on your waist, backing you into the wall.

“In all seriousness though, thanks I never would have found it” he says, moving one hand up to cup your cheek.

Before you can respond, his lips were on yours, his body pressing you against the wall. Running your hands through his already messy hair, you tilt your head, deepening the kiss.

“What’s taking you two so lo-” Nick starts, freezing once he sees you two.

Jumping apart, you look at the doorway to see an amused Matt, and a shocked Nick. Glancing at Chris, wide eyed, you open your mouth to explain, but close it again at a loss of words.

“When… why… how… um, how long?” Nick stammered, still in shock from what he just saw.

“Um, about two months” you say, letting out a nervous laugh, your eyes flickering between Chris and his brothers.

Before either of them could respond to that, Chris clears his throat, clearly nervous. “Are… are you mad?” He questions, his voice quiet.

“Are you kidding me man? This is great! Just never would’ve expected it” Matt says, pushing past Nick to dap Chris up.

Turning back to Nick, who’s still standing in the doorway, you raise your eyebrows. “You good man?” You ask, a laugh escaping your lips.

“Never better. I’m so happy for you guys” he says, beaming at Chris like a proud mom.

“Hate to break this up but we gotta go, the movie starts in ten” Matt says, already walking up the stairs, Nick shortly following.

Turning to Chris who’s already looking at you, you smile, grabbing his hand in yours.

“I’m glad our secret is finally out”

“Me too”

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There is A LOT of dialogue in this one and I’m not sure how I feel about that but I hope y’all like it!

XOXO - Zoe

[star-girl69]

OMG THE LITTLE FAMILY STUFF IS SO CUTE now imagine ivy like accidentally calling the reader amd clarisse mom for the first time OR OR someone (percy) like coming over and being like "hey I don't think this parenthood is a good idea here" (bc just imagine clarisse junior in the future) and ivy is wtf so she starts defending them and being like THOSE ARE MY PARENTS (10 yo vs 12 yo standoff go!!)

LETS GO I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS FAMILY I LOVE EVERYTHING

the first time ivy calls you mom it’s not on purpose

you just basically are her mom

all she knows is you treat her how a mom is supposed to treat their daughter

you���re probably like dropping her off at arts and crafts class and she casually goes

“ok bye mom see you later!”

cue the tears

you’re screaming and crying and hyperventilating and RUNNING straight to clarisse who is training and she’s like OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAY

and you’re like

“i-i-i-ivy oh my god clar ivy-”

“SOMETHING HAPPENED TO IVY?!?!??!?” protective mom mode activated

“NO SHE CALLED ME MOM”

“oh. OH. SHE CALLED YOU MOM?????”

“I KNOW” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

clarisse is so happy she’s like aw omg she’s a little jealous on the inside but she’s fine she’s fine she’s fine

she’s not fine if you couldn’t tell

but clarisse doesn’t have to wait too long bc the next day clarisse wakes up at like 3am and has to go to the bathroom and little adorable baby ivy sits up too rubbing her eyes and is like

“mom? where are you going?”

she’s about to LOSE. HER. SHIT.

but it’s late and she doesn’t want to overwhelm ivy so she keeps it cool and just says she’s going to the bathroom she’ll be back soon

anyways later you both sit ivy down and ivy is like WOAH WOAH WOAH WHATS HAPPENING

and you’re trying to be professional and adult about it

but you’re like “YOU CALLED ME MOM!!!! YOU CALLED CLAR MOM!!!!!! AND ITS OK!!!!! WE LOVE YOU AND WE ARE YOUR MOMS BASICALLY!!!!!”

ivy is like “I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE BUT I LOVE YOU MOMS”

happy family ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

just to clarify y’all PERCY DOES NOT ACTUALLY THINK CLARISSE AND Y/N ARE BAD FOR IVY ITS JUST THERES TWO OF THEM CAN WE ATTACH A LEASH TO THE LITTLE ONE MAYBE

so let’s pretend it’s just another random rude ass 12 year old who’s name will be…. hm…… mark!

so mark and ivy are like chilling around at the training grounds waiting for their turn and then mark is like “oh my god you’re so bad you can even hold the sword correctly”

ivy is ????? she’s holding it the way clarisse taught her to hold it so what…….

“um? idk…. this is how you hold it dude…..”

and then you come over innocently and you’re like “hi ivy baby you forgot your water i’m gonna leave it right here!” and she’s like “ok mom!” bc you’re her mom and she loves you

so then mark is like “NO WAYYYYY YOU CALL HER MOM????”

“YES BC SHE IS MY MOM DO YOU HAVE A DAMN PROBLEM!?!?!?”

“i just feel sorry for you like your own parents didn’t want you so the best you could get was two random teen girls??? LMAOOOO i bet they’re horrible ‘parents’ too ”

“BITCH IM GONNA-”

ivy may be tiny but she uses that to her advantage and jumps on top of people

so she starts scratching and kicking and hitting screaming “TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK”

bro mark is crying

one of mark’s friends drag ivy off of him and then you and clarisse run over at the commotion

and all you see is this kid crying, another kid holding ivy back- her hairs all messy and she’s kicking and screaming still

the kid very quickly drops ivy when he sees you

you have to THROW yourself in front of her so she won’t attack him again

clarisse just presses the tip of her spear into mark’s armor and he’s like “IM SORRY IM SORRY WAHHHHH WAHHHHHHHH”

ivy is laughing hysterically “THATS WHAT I THOUGHT THATS WHAT I FREAKING THOUGHT YOU LOSER!!!!!!!”

you’re in such shock WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PRECIOUS BABY

clarisse is proud but confused

ivy is hugging you, her face pressed in your stomach when clarisse crouches down next to her

“you wanna tell me what happened?”

“well first he said i was holding my sword wrong but I WASNT i was holding it like this the way you taught me and then mom came over and then he started laughing when i called her mom and then he said you guys were probably horrible parents and i was SO MAD so i started attacking him”

ivy rn: 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

you’re horrified shocked and angry like it’s not an idea situation but ivy is loved and safe what more do they want from you?

you feel kinda shitty bc you love ivy so much but if you’re not what’s best for her than you’ll do anything

clarisse hugs her and kisses her head “good job protecting this family little warrior”

and you’re like “yes ivy you did an amazing job but remember violence is not always the answer”

(clarisse and ivy share their secret look again)

but later that night while ivy is getting ready for bed you’re telling clarisse that you’re concerned, maybe everyone who throws you the dirty looks are right, maybe you’re not what’s best for ivy

clarisse is ???

“ivy…. baby….. uh…. equals…. mine??? ….confused..”

but ivy overhears you and then SHE starts yelling at YOU

“EVERYONE IS SO SAD AND MAD AND I HATE IT LETS JUST BE HAPPY AND YOU GUYS STOP BEING MEAN”

ok 🫡

eventually clarisse expresses it more articulately to you than ivy can, “who cares about what anyone else thinks? i’m happy, your happy and ivy’s happy. everyone else can get punched in the face!”

IVY IS EXCITED

anyways happy family again ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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[tinkerbelle05]

could you maybe write a miles(either one) x black!fem!reader, and he’s doing that super cute tik tok where he does the voice over for the reader’s makeup tutorial

TikTok Video

Characters: 1610!Miles x black!fem!reader

Genre: Fluff

Summary: (Requested) Thanks for the request luv 💙

Warning: none :)

“Hey guys it’s Miles so my girl wants me to do her voiceover for her makeup.” He starts out the video, saying. She’s been asking him for weeks about this TikTok trend and well it couldn’t hurt?

The video showed you on camera and you gave a big smile showing off your braces. Then you showed a bottle on the screen. It was a clear bottle with a black pump.

“Um okay so I think that's the primer that she’s putting on right now. Because primer goes first. Like I don’t really know what it does to be honest. But it makes her face shiny and she likes that.” He explains.

Next you showed off a tube of dark brown liquid with a white cap. You put some on a sponge and dabbed that on your face lightly. Not all over of your face though, just the forehead and cheeks.

“Okay so next this is her skin tint. Yea she don’t really like foundation—says it’s too cakey, whatever that means— and the pink sponge she using is a beauty blender. But sometimes she be using her fingers, she told me they work the same for her.” He told them next.

Next you show off your eyeliner to the camera and use that.

“Okay so next it’s eyeliner. I love it when she does her eyeliner long and dramatic like that. She looks so freaking pretty with that.” He complimented, “Look at her showing off. She know she beautiful.”

Next you show off a blush compact that’s nearly empty. It’s a pretty mauve color and you have a big fluffy brush in your other hand.

“Okay so next she’s putting on blush. Oh! That’s the one I got for her birthday like two months ago. How is it already gone? Does blush go that fast?” He was astonished.

Next you pull out multiple products. A brown lipstick, a clear lip gloss, and an eyebrow pencil. You started to apply the products accordingly.

“Oh okay so now she doing this lip combo she be seeing on tiktok. But I like her usual, it’s this dark pink one.”

Then you show off a spray bottle and begin spraying that on your face. Afterwards you give another smile and a blow a kiss.

“Um okay I’m gonna be deadass, I have 0 idea of what that’s supposed to do but like look at that smile y’all. She’s soo pretty. Well, peace out guys.” And like that video ended.

And of course, people were eating that up in the comments. Many people were saying how cute y’all were, some complimented his voice and your beauty. As well as your kinda sorta makeup tutorial and how good you were at it.

It was such a cute video and to thank Miles for his participation, you showered him in kisses all over of his face.

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[denny-artsss]

Could you do a ribbun scenario of that popular NPC Jax theory? If you’re fine with it of course!! I don’t want to sound demanding! Or what are your thoughts on it if you’ve heard of it?

I dont believe it's real but IT IS fun. So here's a scenario!

*everyone whispering about Jax and theorizing he's an npc*

Ragatha: yeah... that would explain A LOT.

Gangle: I don't know guys...do you really think that?

Pomni: well- it's possible

*laugh track starts playing*

Pomni: what the fu-

Zooble: I don't know, and I dont even care honestly. *walks away* he's a jerk regardless.

Ragatha; *looks at Gangle* you should sneak into his room and study him in his sleep

Gangle: wha- what ? Why me??

Ragatha: Because your footsteps can't be heard- and because I don't wanna go in his room!

Pomni: and neither do I honestly. It's probably filled with bear traps or God knows what.

Gangle: *sighs* Alright... guess I'll do that...

*all 3 sneak to his door*

Ragatha: alright Gangle- we're gonna wait right here-

Gangle: how am I supposed to get in? The door is locked-

Ragatha: *grabs her head and shoves her under the door like a frisbee* sorry- just trying to be helpful-

Gangle: *whispers* it's okay- *stands up and arpoaches the sleeping Jax, as he snores loudly* with all this noise I could've busted in with a tank and he'd still be sleeping like a baby-

*begans to look at him, grabbing his ears and looking into his mouth*

Um...

*walks to the door and whispers* what am I looking for exactly?

Ragatha: I don't quite know just- something odd I guess? I don't know...*looks at Pomni*

Pomni: *shurgs* the npcs look and act like us really...

Gangle: *sighs frustrated* guys...you're not being very helpfu- GAUH!!

Jax: *grabs her by the neck and pulls her close to him* what the hell do you think you're doing?

Gangle: Um... checking if you're a human- because... we believe you're an npc-

Jax: *smiles* oh well all you had to do is ask!

Gangle: *smiles nervously* A-are you an npc?

Jax: yeah. I'm a very bad one, too. *raises his voice so the other 2 can hear him from the other side of the door* And now! I am gonna destroy you!

Ragatha: *desperately tries to open the door as loud screaming noises come from the inside of his room*

Gangle: AAAAAA GET OFF ME DONT TOUCH ME! *swings a random object she grabbed from the floor at his direction*

Jax: *just sits there with his arms crossed, staring at Gangle freaking out*

Pomni: OH GOD HES HURTING HER! RAGATHA DO SOMETHING!

Ragatha: IM TRYING IM TRYING!

Gangle: *tries to open the door at the same time as Ragatha* GET ME OUT GET ME OUT

Jax: *rolls his eyes* as fun as it is to see you ladies freak out over your own paranoia. I am getting really bored of this slumber party. *walks to the door and grabs Gangle, pulling her into his embrace by wrapping one arm around her shoulder and keeping her still, while opening the door*

*Ragatha and Pomni look at him scared*

Gangle: *tries to get away from him while panicking*

Jax: You idiots have no survival instinct. It almost makes me feel bad for you. *Let's go of Gangle* First off, the door wasn't locked. You two idiots pulled on it at the same time and in the wrong direction at that. Second of all, if I was an Npcs, none of you would be alive anymore. Just saying.

Gangle: so...you're human?

Jax: yeah. Just because I am not humane doesn't mean I'm not human, you square heads. Now perish! *slams door and locks it*

Ragatha: Well... that sums it up, I guess...

Pomni: Thank you anyway, Gangle- we appreciate your sacrifice..

Gangle: *smiles as she watches them leave to their rooms, feeling appreciated and trying to leave, but being pulled back* um...*knocks at the door* Jax?... I think you caught my hand in the door...can you open it??

Jax: sounds like a you problem ribbons.

Gangle: *sighs* please?

Jax: *loud snoring*

Gangle: When I abstract, I'm killing you first.

[thezoneblurbs]

Eddsworld MiniFic | PIZZA :D

help im dying for more content 💀💨

Eddsworld Gang x Reader

CHAPTER 1

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You were never the greatest at expressing your emotions- and not in the aloof cold hard exterior way. There were times where you were, sure, but it was harder to pin point in what way.

Edd, everyone's bona fide buddy, knew this very well. So when he introduced you to his other friends Matt and Tom he expected things to be a mess.

...

Having been invited over to Edd's apartment for pizza was like a blessing. Your fridge was depressingly baren and grocery shopping procrastination was rampant. Thankfully, his apartment was only a couple floors above you, making your walk short.

At the sight of his door you knocked, shifting in your spot uncomfortably in the empty but still somehow messy hallway. You could hear the loud sounds coming from Edd's tv, presumably drowning out the sounds of your knuckles against the cheap door.

Sighing, you pulled your phone out to text Edd. The sound of the door to your left opening caught your attention. You kept your face buried in your phone as you texted Edd that you were at his door, too socially anxious to glance at whoever just exited their apartment.

"Um..'scuse me.."

You darted your head up from your phone to look at the person...guy?

He had no eyes, or all black eyes, you couldn't tell but it made you think of 2-D from Gorillaz. You took in his appearance as you spoke,

"Oh- sorry."

You moved to be out of his way, which you thought was the rest of the hallway. Edd had neglected to mention that it wasn't just gonna be you and him for pizza that night. After having moved closer to Edd's door and glancing at your phone you noticed two things.

One, this guy hadn't moved and he looked confused. Two, Edd texted back and you could hear footsteps on the other side of his door.

Speaking of the devil, Edd's door opened to reveal...well, Edd.

"Y/n! Tom! Come on in!"

To say you were surprised was an understatement, but you just looked uncomfortable instead. Heat rose to your cheeks, embarrassment now cementing itself within you.

"Heyyyy, Edd."

It was painful how awkward you sounded, at least to you. You moved to let Tom go in first, feeling bad for essentially cutting him off just a second ago. He didn't say anything and just walked inside of Edd's apartment.

It didn't take long for you to walk in after him, glancing at Edd with a genuine look of uncertainty. He just chuckled, patting your back and walking toward his kitchen.

Either it didn't occur to him that he didn't say his friend (or friends, much to your social anxiety's dismay) would be over or he just didn't care. Both were very likely, and it made you deadpan as you followed him.

"So uh, is there anyone else coming that I should know about?"

You made an effort not to make eye contact with Tom from the kitchen, or just in general. Edd's tv was louder inside his apartment, the sound of mario kart wii filling in the ringing of silence.

"Nope! Matt's already here. Also, do you want some supreme pizza? I put a frozen one in the oven but Matt doesn't like peppers on his pizza. It'd basically just be me and Tom eating it if you dont want any."

Grabbing a paper plate from his cabinet, you picked up a few pieces of pepperoni pizza that were already laid out on his counter. It was still warm, but definitely not hot out the oven.

"Matt? Who even are these guys? And uh...sure I'll have some supreme."

Leaning against the kitchen counter, you started eating your pizza. Edd was taking out a pizza from his oven and set it on the counter next to the pepperoni, it was cheese pizza. He was using oven mitts that you got him from a gag store for his birthday a few months ago, they were supposed to be roosters but he called them cock gloves.

"I told you yesterday, they're my life long buddies and I was gonna introduce you guys tonight. Didn't you hear me over the phone?"

"Hey Y/n, I was just calling to bhh brh mn hbmmm-"

Your face was one of disgust as he chewed into the phone.

"Uh...ok Edd, good talk."

*Click!*

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"No, you just chewed into the phone again."

You rose an eyebrow at him, but he only shrugged. He was so annoying sometimes.

"Oh well. You're here now! Matt put on mario kart if you wanna play."

Edd had taken off the gloves and started shoving pizza in his mouth, his own paper plate having a stack of slices from both the cheese and pepperoni pizza. However, he was too...whatever he was, so you couldn't be mad at him forever.

"I'm gonna go find a seat, you pizza pirate."

He quite literally did the :3 face, which you had no idea how he did but you weren't concerned with that right now.

Walking over to his sofa you noticed that you could either sit between two guys you didn't know in the slightest or sit in Edd's shitty arm chair.

After taking your seat in the arm chair you bit into your pizza, watching whatever was unfolding on the tv. Matt and Tom had glanced at you but their focuses were not held on you. You quietly sighed and leaned back, getting comfortable.

Your embarrassment from earlier still haunted you, and so you were not looking forward to socializing.

"So uh...you're friends with Edd right? How'd you guys meet?"

You looked up from your pizza like you were just caught red handed...which you kind of were red handed. Matt had asked, but he didn't spare anymore glances away from the tv, a wii remote with the wheel attachment on it in his hands.

"Oh um...we met sometime in June, I forgot how we met though.."

Your memory wasn't the greatest; these were the moments that you despised having the memory of the goldfish.

Tom looked over at you, and immediately noticed how you looked so awkward. He snickered, not so much at your response but at your tone.

"Real. I don't even remember how I met Edd or when to be honest."

His voice wasn't necessarily deep, but it sounded coarse. It was like that since May, a time none of them will ever forget- except you of course.

You chuckled, quietly saying yeah. It wasn't really FUNNY per say but it fit the flow of conversation? You honestly didn't know, just going with the flow.

Matt finished his races, and looked over at you. Tom had already gotten up to get a controller for himself, picking Edd's only black controller.

"Wanna play...uh, what's your name?"

Of course. Edd never told them your name.

"Y/n. And sure."

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Hiii it's me, hope you enjoyed haha

Next chapter will be Matt's lobotomy (true very true you can believe me) Edit: I added a flash back divider :3

[kirabasai]

au where an ancient briar valley general accidentally gets tangled up in the space-time continuum when he combines his unique magic with teleportation, and gets spit out into general vanrouge's era. i'm thinking this is before levan or revan or however the fuck u spell his name disappeared. i'm going to be pasting parts of my original conversation with my friend bow_to_the_king (he doesn't have a tumblr but check out his ao3! he depicts fae and lilia beautifully) below, and THEN i will be adding my spitballing additions below the cut.

me: doing stuff rn but this brain bunny entered my head. general vanrouge x time traveler except the time traveler is a past briar valley general who disappeared one day. and is as feral as lilia so ofc they initially hate each other

me: brainrotted more. they're an owl fae

me: he's an owl fae?

me: she?

me: whatever's an owl fae

me: thinking... blue hair. so it's the blue/red trope

me: ok vibes for what i have of them so far is def not a she so. gonna refer to this time traveler w he and they until i settle on whatever sticks more

me: thinking their um is usually just jumping forward in time a bit. like 5 minutes max. they use it in combat decent bit because hey what works works u know?

me: until one day he's like. super desperate. so he used his um while teleporting. which mixes..... Badly. he gets tangled up in the spacetime continuum and spit out to somewhere near a camp of lilia and his soldiers

me: it would be rlly funny if this was a time that predated the animal masks. so they don't recognize lilia as someone from briar valley and lilia doesn't recognize him as someone from briar valley, because he has a cloak and mouth veil thingy (only eyes and some hair r visible)

me: so its like a huge misunderstanding until SOMEBODY works it out. but lilia and this dude r still bitter from their first impressions. so they r constantly at each other's throats and arguing over choices and whatever

me: it's like. a power / pride thing

me: and then something something something, something something something! dadadadada blah blah blah

me: and then they kiss

(- i said something around here abt being a literary genius)

me: i just love red/blue who start off in hate ok

me: technically enemies to lovers i suppose, even though they're actually on the same side.

king: Get that duality

king: Emotion enemies to lovers

king: Two alley cats that hiss at each other but end up cuddling eventually

me: and it's extra funny because they are similar

king: Ooooo do a but where they say the same thing at the same time and then proceed to glare at each other the rest of the meeting while trying to out do the other

me: it's funny because this dude is like. actually famous. he's in briar valley history books like lilia is in the present day.

me: everyone else is like oh my god... i can't believe im in the lost general's presence.... he's such an icon... i've looked at so many accounts of his battles..... while lilia is just like

me: die

me: i do not give a fuck

me: fight me

king: They get home from deployment and Owl gets flowers and such thrown at him and has people constantly wanting to talk to him and Lilia’s just stewing in contempt (and secretly territorial about every one monopolizing Owl’s time)

me: he actually is lowkey bitter about it "oh going out to greet your adoring fans instead of training?" and owl is like. "IM SORRY??? WHAT." and then they brawl

king: Oh my god

king: They’re Malfoy and Harry

king: Rivals to lovers

me: well yes

me: but in their heads they r enemies

me: so both technically

king: That adoring fan bit is absolutely something Malfoy would say to Harry

king: In like canon

me: shit you're right

me: ah well drarry is a classic i cant complain

me: just realized im at a point i should probably name owl…

king: Seras is a cool name

king: Seras is technically a female name meaning princess, fiery, or bright

(i noted this down and told king i usually collect a handful of different names & surnames and mix and match them until i find The name)

me: seras, emil, and cyrus/kir r my first name options

me: tbh i don't actually like cyrus/kir as much as seras and emil but i need to keep my options open wait wait wait

me: emil seras

me: lilia calling him seras not as in using his last name to be respectful but as in calling him princess to mock him

king: The general is a menace like that

and then at some point mid-convo

me: also while u were gone i played a bit in picrew typing to capture general owl fae's vibes

(i sent king the ref pics i made. courtesy of this picrew and this tiefling picrew.) [insert links]

king: Ooooooo those wings look gooooood

OKAY NOW ONTO MY YAPPING AND SPITBALLING BELOW THE CUT

first of all the CLOAK. the cloak is actually a necessity. it's a type of padded armor made of thick pressed wool tightly pressed together. not only is it warm, but the way the fibers connect together and work is that it stops piercing blows from swords. it even could stop very early bullets! (not modern day). from what i can tell, this was generally worn over the rest of somebody's armor? it also wasn't exclusively armor. shepherds and whatnot also used it to keep warm, and shield themselves from wind. generally there shouldn't be a hood, but i really wanted the hood. a little feature that stuck w the armor and apparel of briar valley soldiers through the centuries (because general lilia has a hood but no cape/cloak)

it's originated in the caucasus mountains, and is called a nabadi or burka. it was generally made from sheep wool (according to wikipedia, karakul wool which is central asian in origin). it is also a style of clothing customary of males in the caucausus region at that time. at some point, around the 18th century, russia appropriated it and made it apart of their armor (which is why it is also called a burka). you can learn more about the nabadi and padded armor in general here.

something i like to do is put little aspects of myself or my heritage into my characters, which is what i did here lol. i'm half kurdish and according to my father we (as in my clan i think) originated from the caucasus mountains and descended down to where we lived in the middle east (obligatory rip kurdistan).

i thought this form of armor would be quite suitable for emil, because not only does briar valley seem to be a very mountainous region (and mountains are COLD. also from what i can tell briar valley seems to be located quite up north so. extra cold.) additionally, some of the briar valley names just feel a bit. russian. if u will. such as lilia, zigvolt (ignoring the fact they immigrated), vanrouge, etc. also russia and the caucasus region in general? in asia. close to the middle east. which is also mostly in asia. sebek coming from an egyptian god and baul sounding a lot like baal. ik real world geography has no bearing on the cultural influences of the countries in twst, and it's more generally mashing a mix of cultures together, but it makes sense in my head.

so the cloak? 100% an essential and totally canonical to the briar valley region. (i did not expect to brainrot so hard on this part oh my god.)

[bisexual-bat]

chapter two

umm so yeahhhh the beginning is a bit sad but the ending 🤭

also the two groups were aware the other was going on a trip but they js chose no to notice they were there

(i didn't really read thorugh cuz i have look at it for too long sry if there is any grammar, or spelling things)

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Next thing they knew Regulus and Sirius couldn’t see anything. Their heads were covered with burlap sacks.

“Sirius what are we gonna do? Jamie’s gonna be worried and somehow figure out where we are and get killed himself. Which considering how dense he is, is insane,” Regulus blurted out quickly and in a hushed voice.

“Reg, I need you to calm down real quick. And don’t say it’s not that easy because I know its not. Take a couple deep breathes. And James is pretty dense. And I’m sure that he is very worried about us right now. But until we’re not at the resort tomorrow, he’s not gonna start being a detective to find us.”

A train horn sounded, and they were off. The sacks were very roughly ripped off their faces and promptly replaced with pieces of duct tape over their mouths.

“if you even try to yell for help, when I’m done with you two, they won’t be able to identify your bodies,” said the gruff voice from before. From what Sirius could barely see it was just a dark figure, that quickly left.

... .. .-. .. ..- ... / .. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / ... --- / -- ..- -.-. .... / .- ... / ... -. . . --.. . / .-- . .----. .-. . / -.. --- -. . / ..-. --- .-.  - reg

.. / -.- -. --- .-- / .-. . --. sirius

.-- .... . .-. . / -.. --- / -.-- --- ..- / - .... .. -. -.- / .-- . / .- .-. . ..--.. - reg

.-- . .-.. .-.. / -... -.-- / - .... . / - .-. .- .. -. / ... --- ..- -. -.. / .. / .-- .- -. - / - --- / .... --- .--. . / - .... .- - / - .... . / - .-. .- .. -. / .-- . / .-- . .-. . / ... ..- .--. .--. --- ... . -.. / - --- / --. . - / --- -. / - -.. / .. ... / - .... . / --- -. . / .-- . .----. .-. . / --- -. / .-. -. - sirius

.- -. -.. / - .... . / -.-. .... .- -. -.-. . ... / --- ..-. / - .... .- - ..--..  - reg

.-.. .. -.- . / .---- / .. -. / .---- ----- / -.-. .... .- -. -.-. . / - .... . .-. . / .- .-. . -. .----. - / - .... .- - / -- .- -. -.-- / - .-. .- .. -. ... / -. . .- .-. / ..- ...  -sirius

.- -. -.. / .-- .... .- - / .. ..-. / - .... . -.-- / - --- --- -.- / ..- ... / ..-. .- .-. - .... . .-. / .- .-- .- -.-- ..--.. - reg

- .... . -. / .-- . .----. .-. . / ... -.-. .-. . .-- . -..    - sirius

(Which quickly translates to

Sirius if you so much as sneeze we’re done for

I know reg

Where do you think we are

Well by the train sound, I want to hop that the train we were supposed to get on td is the one we’re on rn

And the chances of that AND THE CHANCES OF THAT?

Like 1 in 10 chance, there aren’t that many trains near us

And what if they took us farther away

then we’re screwed)

Marlene scaned the room. “hm ok truth or dare tooooo dora!”

“Um.. truth!”

“OK who in the room would you marry, you have to be with them for 5 years then if you wanted u could get divorced?”

“Lily easy, next”

Lily’s cheeks heated.

“Ok! My turn, Mary?”

“Dare!”

“I dare you… to run out to the diner car in your pajamas, our facemask still on, and no socks.”

“Is that it?”

“No. then you have to grab a ketchup packet down it right there and then and sprint back.”

“Dora, where do you come out with these ideas?”

Within the next five minutes, the boys came out…… of their car and went ot get a drink.

Just in time to see Mary McDonald running in her Hello Kitty pajamas with no socks or slippers on and her neon pick face mask on. They watched in awe as she chugged a packet of ketchup. Peter and Remus both got coke on their shirts. Barty started cheering mid her chugging and continued as she dashed down the hall.

When Mary came back in sweating, they all gave her a cheer and moved to Lily.

“Alright Lills, truth or dare?”

“Um dare? I guess?”

“Ok tonight at three, you have to go around the whole train.”

“Ugh Mary that’s so weak,” whined Marlene.

“well, do you have anything better?”

“no”

“That’s what I thought.”

“I have one!”

“Please Dora no please.”

“Then we’re staying with my idea. Unless Cas has something better?”

“Nope.”

“Ok, then it’s decided.”

“Umm well that was something,” said James still in shock from what he just saw.

“HELL YEAH THAT WAS I WANNA DO THAT!!!” practically screamed Barty.

“Do you wanna go find the girls and ask them what they were doing?” asked Evan.

“YES OBVIOUSLY!!”

*knock knock knockity knock*

“Cas can you answer the dooooor?” whined mary.

“Why me?”

“You’re closest”

“By an inch!”

*from outside the door

“Hey, an inch is a lot!”

*giggling ensues from both sides of the door

Marlene ended but opening the door because Dorcas asked her too.  The girls were sitting in a circle on the floor, with snacks, drinks, candy, face masks, and nail polish in the middle as if they summoned it all from hell.

“Hello?” said marls

“HI!”

“Barty wanted to know what you guys were doing,” said Remus.

“YEAH!"

“We were playing truth or dare. Mary picked dare,” explained Pandora.

“ummm can we play?” asked Barty

Marlene turned around to the other girls with a questioning look. The others give a nod.

“Sure”

“All right boys come on it!”

They were all playing truth or dare when Dorcas stood up.

“Hey, I’m gonna go get some teas anyone wanna come?”

Evan started to raise his hand and Lily quickly pulls it down.

“Marlene wants to,” said Lily while shooting a pointing look at her.

“Thanks for the offer though. I don’t think anyone else wants anything,” answered Mary.”

James was about to say something, but then Mary shot him a death stare.

The two girls left.

“What was that about,” questioned James.

“We’ve been waiting for them to get together for like our whole friendship,” answered Lily

“And we know Marlene likes her,” added Mary.

“And I think Cas likes her, but it’s a bit hard to tell,” Pandora finished off the explanation.

“I ship it,” said Evan.

“Me too,” agreed Remus.

“I thought they were together?” stated Peter.

They are walking down the hall, almost to the dining car.

“Heyyyyy cassie.”

“Hey marls.”

“Sooo..”

“Mars bars, I feel like you wanna ask me out right now and you can’t. Actually, I’ve felt like this for a while. And I’ve always waited for you to ask because I thought you wanted too. SO, if you want to right now. This is the time to do it.”

“Um.”

“So do you? Wanna ask me out that is?”

Marlene was both too shocked and nervous to say anything. So she just nodded yes.

“Good, ‘cause Dora was telling me to get it together and read signals. Which is ironic because she can’t read any of the signals Lily gives her.”

They kept walking and Marlene had a dopy little grin on her face.

“What are you all smiles about?”

“Um does this? are we? can we?”

“Yes, this does make us girlfriends.”

“YES”

They were almost at the diner car, when Marlene stopped. Then she pulled Dorcas into a kiss.

[jencthy]

IN MY DREAMS — sim jake

CO STARING — huh yunjin

WARNINGS — angst

yn, jake and yunjin.

the trio have been friends since elementary school.

8 years old

“I heard a new kid is coming to our class.” the young girl whispered to the boy beside her. “really?” his head perked up “is it a boy or a girl ?” he asked pushing his head towards the girl.

“how am I supposed to know ?” yn replied pushing his head away from her, the boy pushes her back, making her almost fall off chair she looks at him in shock with a you could’ve killed me face before she can grab his hair-

the classroom door opened, revealing the secretary and a young girl.

“here she is.” their teacher exclaimed from the front of the classroom. “she’s all yours.” the secretary says as she exits the classroom urging the girl to go the front of the classroom.

everyone watches as the girl slowly walks towards the from of the classroom. “please introduce yourself, honey.”

“um um hi im yunjin.” the girl stutters avoiding eye contact with the class. “yunjin ! it’s so nice to meet you, you can sit right beside yn and jaeyun, over there.” their teacher points towards the duo.

yunjin walks towards them and sits in the empty chair. “hello.” she says quietly, she looks at yn scanning her silently she looked at the girls hello kitty pencil case,water bottle, t-shirt and stick on nails. “I see you like hello kitty, I like hello kitty too, maybe not as much as you but…”

yn giggles cutting the rambling girl off. “thank you.”

Jake feeling left out decides to cut in “I like I like hello kitty too.”

yn glares at the boy “no you don’t, you always make fun of me and my “obsession” you like to say” shoving the boy’s shoulder, just like last time he shoves her back.

yunjin watches the fighting pair, laughing quietly and she knew these two were going to be her best friends.

14 years old

it was a girls night a sleep over without jake.

yn was on edge, she’s been seeing jake in a new light lately, ever since they turned ten jake has developed a flirty personality with both her and yunjin and it hasn’t affected her until now.

“yun ?” y/n calls out moving closer towards the raven haired girl sitting on the floor beside her. “I have something to tell you.”

yunjin sits up looking at the girl noticing her uneasiness. “ are you alright?”

“yea, I’m fine. it’s just.” the girl let’s put a deep sigh. “it’s just I’ve been seeing jake in whole new light, like when he puts his arm around my shoulders,instead of feeling nothing, I feel butterflies BUTTERFLIES YUNJIN.”

yunjin looks the girl that looks like she’s losing her mind in shock. “ you like jake ? like our jake ? sim jaeyun ?”

“I knowwww.” yn screams in her hello kitty shaped pillow. “I’m losing my mind.” she sits up leaning close to yunjin’s face. “you’re gonna help me get over him right ?”

“of course why wouldn’t I.” pulling yn close to her, yunjin whispers in her ear. “we’re gonna get rid of that sickness that you have.”

18 years old - present

yn did in fact not get rid of the “sickness.” if we’re gonna be real it got worse, she’s convinced she’s in love with jake her best friend.

she thought that she would get over this silly crush, and that it would something that she could laugh at in the future.

but here she is, her heart feeling heavy as she listens to him talk about the amazing girl he’s gonna confess to soon.

soon meaning today.

yunjin looks at her with a pity filled expression, yn smiles weakly at her mouthing “it’s okay.”

“you guys know her better than you think.” jake says looking at the two girls. “you’re are gonna be so shocked when you find out who she is.”

“really?” yunjin looks at him with a blank face. “we know her ?”

“yep.” Jake responds “she’s talented, funny, smart, understanding.” jake lists looking at yn. “you okay love ?”he asks noticing how quite she became.

yn looks up from her lap. “yea, im fine.” she sits up from her seat. “I’m gonna go get some strawberry milk.”

“I’ll come.” jake sits up as well grabbing the girls hand.

they walk to the machine in silence. “you sure you’re okay?” jake asks squeezing her hand looking at the girl with gentle eyes.

yn pays for her drink. “yea, of course.” she looks up at him her heart melting at his sincere look.

“you know you can tell me everything right ?” jake says wrapping his arm around her shoulder as they head back to their table. y’know I love you right ?”

she leans into him “yes I know I can tell you anything.” she feels him squeeze her shoulder. “and I love you too.”

“I know.” he smiles smugly down at her, pulling her to sit down beside him at the table.

yn is assuming that jakes confession yesterday did not go well, he’s quite today, surprisingly it was her and yunjin being the talkative ones today and not him and when she asked how his confession went he said he didn’t wanna talk about it.

it’s the end of they day.

yn closes her locker, and yes she knows this is a selfish way of thinking but maybe this her chance maybe she can swoop in and save the day.

with that in mind she goes looks for him.

it’s raining hard darn me for forgetting my umbrella

she walks out the school with her bike, smiling when she spots Jake and yunjin soaking in the rain just like her, she walks towards them coming to a stop when she hears.

“why’d you reject me ?”

what ?

“jake.” yunjin let’s out a deep sigh. “ I already told you, I just don’t like you like that.”

yn feels like she can’t breathe, her heart feels heavy I feel like throwing up.

“yunjin I love you.” he comes close to her holding her arms. “look at me please.”

“jake, I’m sorry but I just don’t like you like that, how many times do I need to tell you, this has been going on for weeks.” she looks up at him “did you think I was playing hard to get or something?”

weeks ? what ?

“yes.” he responds lowly, his phone starts ringing. “ I gotta go…” he pauses like he wants to say something but just walks away to his car.

yunjin let’s out a deep sigh turning around freezing as she makes eye contact with a soaking wet yn, betrayal written on her face.

“yn.” she walks closer to her flinching when yn takes a step back.

“you’re the mystery girl ?” yn looks at her tears filling her eyes, her heart feeling like it got stomped on. I can’t breathe “and you knew he liked you ?”

“yn, I’m so sorry-”

“you’re sorry?” yn looks at her like she just said utter nonsense. tears fall down her cheeks. “you made me feel like I had a chance, you told me you understood me.” yn watches as a sob escapes yunjin.

“your sobbing ? your sobbing?, I should be the one sobbing you don’t even know how this feels !” yn yells at yunjin more tears running down her face, the tears becoming unnoticeable with the amount of rain coming down on them.

“of course I know how this feels !” yunjin yells back at yn. “do you how much it hurts having your crush, someone you’ve been in love with since you were eight fall in love with someone who doesn’t love her back, when you’re right here in front of them !”

“what ?” yn looks at the sobbing girl in shock.

no no this can’t be happening

“yn i love you, I love you so much.” yunjin cry’s out walking closer to the girl .

no no no

“I’m I’m sorry.” yn gets on her bike. “ I I need to go.”

“yn, please wait.” yunjin cries harder, reaching out to the girl.

“I’m sorry yunjin.” yn looks at her feeling sick, the rain making her feel cold on the inside and on the outside. “I can’t do this.”

and with that yn bikes off.

leaving yunjin in the rain watching.

well…

[pells-beautiful-wife]

INNOCENT GAMES -zosan

NOT MY GIF!!!

Warnings: NSFW, smut, anal sex, blow job, spanking kink, semi public sex, Dom sanji, sub Zoro, begging?,

"OOH I got one!" Called luffy. "Zoro, kiss kill marry, nami ussop and..." luffy scanned the table for his last victim.

"Luffy if you say you've got one you need to give me all three at onc-"

"SANJI!" He called triumphantly.

Zoro spilt his sake everywhere.

"Idiot it's supposed to be hard, obviously he's going to kill me kiss ussop and marry nami!" Sanji tutted.

"Oh yeah," luffy deadpanned.

They remained in silence for a few moments before everyone looked to zoro.

"Right zoro?" Sanji frowned.

"Ah yeah, yeah I'd um," he blushed eyes focused on the ground.

"If you wouldn't do that then don't agree," Robin said.

"I'd uh, kill Ussop-"

"I think im catching the 'if one more person picks me to die im gonna actually die desease'!" Ussop deadpanned.

"OH NO!" cried chopper.

"SHUT UP!" the others whacked both their heads.

"Zoro, you were saying?" Nami encourages him.

"Oh, right, I'd um kill ussop, kiss- uh," he blushed again sweat dripping down his forehead. "Kiss N- you know what actually sanji was right I'd do what he said!" Zoro blew it off with an awkward laugh.

"Then why didnt you say that?" Luffy, ussop and chopper all said in unison.

"Cause," zoro shrugged.

"Luffy give me one!" Nami huffed.

"Hmmmmm, kiss marry kill, uuuuh," again he scanned the room for his next target. "Sanji, Robin aaaaannd Zoro."

Nami thought to herself for a second.

"Kiss, zoro, marry Robin and kill sanji," she smirked.

"You wound me my love," sanji clutched over his heart.

"Tch, I'm getting more sake," zoro tutted and headed up to the kitchen knowing he'd left a few bottles on the table.

"Perhaps I can change your mind with a snack?" Sanji winked at nami, at least it looked like a wink but after all you can only see one of sanjis eyes.

"Make me something sweet," nami ordered before waving him off.

"Anyhing for you Nami-san."

Once zoro reached the kitchen he sorted through the sake bottles. Some were empty others unopened.

He put aside the full ones as he continued sorting through them. Suddenly he felt hands ghost his hips.

He froze.

"Be honest, you were going to kiss nami marry me, right?" Came sanjis voice in his ear.

"I, uh, what? No I wasn't sh- shitty brows," zoro spluttered very aware of sanjis hands tracing the hem of his pants.

"Don't lie to me!" Sanjis hand left zoros waist to cup his chin brushing his thumb across zoros jaw line.

"Wasn't lying!" Zoro rolled his eyes, not that sanji could see.

"Oh yeah? What's this then?" Sanjis hand ghosted over the growing buldge in zoros pants.

Zoro mumbled something but it wasn't loud enough for sanji to hear.

"What was that?" Sanji said pulling zoro back against him.

"I said, fuck me, curly!" Zoro said loudly.

"Well if you say so!" Sanji grinned pushing zoro down onto the table and pinning his arms to his back with his left hand.

Sanji pulled zoros pants and boxers down letting them drop around zoros ankles, exposing his ass. Moaning at how exposed zoro was like this, blushing and flustered.

"You want it rough?'" Sanji stuck two of his fingers in zoros mouth making him suck them.

"Please!" Zoro moaned around sanjis fingers.

Removing his finger from zoros mouth sanji eased them into zoros ass. Zoro let out a small gasp at the sudden intrusion.

"Better prepare you all good then," sanji smirked leaving open mouthed kisses on zoros ass cheeks, slowly going further down until he licked a ring around zoros hole, making zoro clench and moan.

Zoro bit his lip trying to contain his pleasurable sounds whilst sanjis fingers scissored inside of him, his tongue slicking in and out occasionally.

Zoro clenched his thighs tight together, pleasure shooting through him.

Sanji lay his full weight on zoros back letting go of his arms he traced patterns on zoros thigh but it only made him clenched them harder.

"Come on don't be like that," sanji cooed. "Need to give me the whole package," he smiled mischievously pushing his knee between zoros legs and rubbing it along zoros cock making him moan loudly.

"Cook- ah I'm gonna- hnngh gonna cum!" Zoro panted.

"Then cum for me beautiful," sanji smirked.

And zoro did just that bitting his lip so he didn't cry out.

Sanji pulled his fingers out of zoros hole, running his thumb over the sensitive area.

"You think you can take my cock now?" He lined the tip up with zoros entrance.

"Please," zoro moaned in response.

Sanji kissed zoros neck briefly before slamming in to him, right to the hilt.

Zoro cried out and sanji muffled it with his mouth.

Zoro was amazed he could even take sanji, he was so big. He split zoro open almost painfully, but zoro like the pain sanji was giving him.

"You sound so good I could cum from just your voice," sanji said beginning to thrust into zoro.

Zoro moaned his hips rutting against the table his, already hard again, cock getting friction from it.

Sanjis thrusts were quick but they were deep. His cock brushed against that spot inside zoro that made him go crazy.

They were being so loud it was a wonder the crew hadn't heard them.

Zoro bit back another loud moan.

"Aw what happened to those delicious moans marimo do I not make you feel good? Do you want it harder?" Sanji whispered his lips touching zoros ear.

"Feels so- Aah- good but I- ungh- want it harder," zoro moaned.

"Beg!" Sanji instructed and zoro did.

"Please, cook please, fuck me till I can't think straight, I don't want to be able to walk tomorrow please give it to me give it all to me!' Zoro babbled.

"Good marimo!" He purred.

Sanji held zoros hips with both hands and brought them back to meet his hard thrusts.

Sanjis right hand crept across zoros stomach going lower, running slowly over his dick before resting on his balls, playing with them like a toy.

Zoro whimpered up at sanji tears creeping into his eyes.

Sanji lost the little self control he had.

Gripping zoros hips hard enough to bruise he slammed into him ferociously. Zoro cried out but neither of them cared. The pleasure consumed them.

The table creaked and rocked back and forth alarmingly with every thrust of sanjis hips.

Lewd wet noises joined the cacophony as more precum dribbled out into zoros hole.

"Ah- gonna cum!" Sanji panted. "Gonna fill you up so good!"

Zoro just moaned in response, his brain to focused on sanjis dick pumping in and out of his ass.

"f-UH-ck," sanji cried as he came in zoros ass. His eyes forced closed. Continuing to sloppily thrust in and out.

As sanji came down from his high the first thing he saw once his eyes opened was zoros fucked out body lying across the table, looking all delicious for him.

Panting sanji started thrusting harder.

His erection quickly returning, for the wet sounds filling the room.

Zoro groaned at the feeling of sanjis cum inside him, he himself on the brink of cumming a second time.

"You been so good for me," sanji said inbetween gasps for air. "Now keep that up and cum for me."

Zoro could feel himself closing but there was something missing he couldn't put his finger on, until he could.

"Co- AH- cook! Spank m- me! PLEASE!" He said through cries of pleasure.

"Anything for my slutty little marimo!" Sanjis hand was on zoros ass before he was finished talking.

Testing the waters he lightly slapped zoros cheek, not quite hard enough to hurt.

"Harder! Please!" This time sanji really spanked him, the sound echoing through the room, bouncing of the walls. "M- more!"

"Oh come now, where have your table manners gone? I might have to fuck them into you!"

"More p- please!" Zoro spluttered out.

"That's more like it!" Sanji kissed the spot behind zoros ear before bringing his hand across zoros ass again.

This time zoro cried out, a nasty red mark across his backside. Sanji carefully messaged the area, reveling in how zoros ass jiggled with every thrust of sanjis hips, it was almost enough to make him cum. Almost.

"Fuck, cook! Again!" Sanji was going to correct his manners until he saw the desperate look in zoros eyes.

So instead he thrust even harder into him and brought his hand down one last time. Zoro cried out, screaming in pleasure as he came.

As zoro came down from his euphoria sanji gently massaged the red raw area.

Once zoros breathing returned to normal sanji gently pulled out of zoros abused hole. But before zoro could utter a word, sanji spun him around picked him up and lay him flat on the table.

"Cook, I dont- I don't think I can take anymore!" Zoro moaned.

"Aw giving up so quickly? You'll never be world's greatest swordsman if you quit so soon," sanji smirked devilishly. "Just one more round?"

"I can't say no to you!" Zoro deadpanned lifting his shirt over his head, giving sanji free access to him.

Pulling zoros pants off completely sanji stepped foreward, spreading zoros legs wider to give him more room.

Sanji ran his hands up and down zoros chest pulling at his nipples, before his mouth connected with zoros flushed chest.

He sucked marks onto the other man, licking and biting his way to zoros right nipple.

Grinning wickedly sanji licked across zoros nipple before taking it between his lips and sucking gently, with teeth nipping at it.

Zoro was utterly taken aback at how this effected him, he moaned and whimpered, squirming and grinding beneath sanji. He was a mess below the chef as sanjis tongue swirled and teeth bit him.

Firm hands grasped zoros wiggling thighs stopping there movement temporarily, before guiding his legs around sanjis waist.

Zoro pulled sanji closer with his legs, both there hips rutting and grinding against eachother.

Sanji popped his mouth off of zoros sensitive nipple, his desire to taste him now immeasurable he trailed hot open mouthed kisses up zoros chest and neck. Finally connecting with zoros mouth.

They both moaned into the kiss their mouths working whilst their tongues danced.

Their hands roamed each others bodies freely as their tongues explored there mouths.

Sanji carefully lined his cock back up with zoros hole, shoving his tip inside.

Zoro gasped but it turned to a whimper as the cook slowly rolled his hips.

"You like that, don't you marimo," it was less of a question than a statement, but zoro still answered.

"Yeah."

"You'll like this more," sanji licked his lips before pulling out and taking a step back.

"No I don't like this more!" Zoro pouted. "Put it back in shitty brows!" Zoro reached out for him.

"Trust me," sanji said resting his head against zoros thigh. "This whole time, I've been ignoring you, let me fix that!"

Zoro frowned deeply, sanji dipped his head down and licked a stripe up the underside if zoros painful erection. Zoros head flew back and hit the table as his own moans vibrated through him. His hands scrabbling to grasp sanjis hair.

"See I told-" zoro bucked his hips upwards into sanjis open mouth.

"Less talking cook!" He panted and sanji obliged stretching his lips around zoros length. Taking him all the way, making him gag.

Zoro moaned the sound ricocheting off the walls.

Sanji swirled his tongue around zoros cock, his hands griping the base, zoros dick being too big for sanji to fit in his mouth.

Hollowing out his cheeks sanji slowly bumped his head up and down.

Zoros grip on his hair tightening as sanji swirled his tongue.

Whimpers escaped zoros mouth and sanji groaned, the sound reverberating through zoro.

"fuck, ah," Zoro gasped.

rutting his hips upwards making sanji gag.

this only encouraged sanji making him take Zoro deeper.

"cook I'm gonna cum, fuck!" Zoro panted as he thrust upwards into sanjis mouth.

sanji just moaned sending a vibration through zoros cock.

"fuck sanji I'm cumming fuck Ah!" Zoro came sending his cum down sanjis throat which he gagged on but still happily drunk.

Once zoros high had ended sanji pulled off of him with a pop.

"you just called me sanji."

"so- so what?" Zoro blushed and avoided sanjis eyes.

"you never call me that."

"well?" Zoro asked

"well what?

" well did you like it?"

There was a pause and Zoro couldn't tell if sanji was thinking or if he was stunned.

Sanji answered him by pulling him towards him and kissing him breathless.

"we should probably get cleaned up the others will miss us, Zoro."

[sweet-thangman]

hey pretty boy too proud to say hi now that you’re whoring around with the prince?

you never respond to my hi’s. not politely at least…

doesn’t mean i don’t enjoy ignoring them. 

oh my apologies then… good evening jason…

…

as expected. goodnight, my good knight…

okay, okay, hello? shouldn’t you be helping clean up the ball?

shouldn’t YOU be helping clean up the ball? it’s YOUR engagement.

i’m on watch here? every night?

you know… your view of the hallway is completely obstructed by that column.

the only thing i’d have to miss behind that would have to be even smaller than you. 

i’m not THAT small. 

oh yeah? come get it…

HEY GIVE THAT BACK!!!  I DONT HAVE TIME FOR… DEMEANING CHILDISH GAMES! 

i suppose where you’re standing is… acceptable… i just was trying to be helpful.

hmph. word at the ball was that you left to chase the prince… i didn’t think he was your type. 

he’s actually an ex-ex prince…

wish he was the ex-ex-ex prince.

THAT’S TREASONNNN!

like the king hasn’t had the exact same thought… what’re you doing around his harem? i thought you at least cared about doing your job in addition to everyone else’s. 

people can have a sense of duty without sacrificing ALL semblance of fun. 

drinking until you pass out and sleeping in a strangers bed doesn’t seem like fun to me. 

and what would you consider fun? having the same dreary job for 8 years in a row?

9 years actually.

9 years. positively thrilling if you ask me… y’know, if you wanted to join, you could just ask.

i have a fiancée!— also, i don’t want to!!

mhm.

Good day sir here are the knights letters what do i look like an errand boy deliver them yourself fine just thought youd want to deliver them to your friends guess ill just have to go over there and tell them what a wonderful friend you are to me fine give em here oh my engagement present how is it oh um its really good actually thank you the guy who writes them is great at what he does i already have birds of the southern isles and finches around the world but i've never had an illustrated one before though mustve cost a fortune oh it was nothing im so happy youre enjoying it might be the best engagement present ive gotten the king got me a sword with his coat of arms on the pommel which is nice but its also what he got me for my graduation and im not really sure what to do with two swords wow im honored if we ever visit the provinces i can show you all the birds in real life im never gonna visit the northern provinces im needed here well i grew up in the north as a kid my memories not the sharpesg in the world but i could try and describe what they were like youre from the north i never wouldve guessed you seem like you sprang right into being a fully formed courtier well thank you i moved here when i was 7 so i had time to learn the ropes and lose my accent how about you oh uh well i was born in a nearby town i think or the king thinks im an orphan but ite completely fine i have a better life here than i could ever dream of with the king taking care of me and a job i love a job im good at so not as interesting as you thats way more interesting im glad you found a home here yeah are you in love with maya did she put you up to this she said we'd talk about this later no i swear im sorry if its a touchy subject no its fine i of course im in love with maya we're engaged id be the biggest fool in the world if i wasnt in love with her right i wouldnt know dont you fool around with a lot of guys i thought youd have figured out love by now thats nowher enear love sometimes if i want something from someone and they want a little intimacy in return well why would i turn thay down you shouldnt i mean you cant its not a currency you can exchange why not im cute even worse you have to use it responsibilty how do you know they dont think its love i dont wanna contaminate your big knightly brain

Sorry i did that all from memory i think a lot of that is wrong anyways JASONLOUIS IM CRYING GG O,,,,,...MMLL

[gh0stsp1d3r]

Tangerines and deers- part 7

Very fluffy. Heart to heart moments between you and Ladybug <33

Series masterlist

Tangerines phone buzzed for what felt like the 100th time, he answered it and put it to his ear.

“You have been lying to me, my friend.”

“Well, cats out the bag now, innit?”

“You were responsible for keeping my son safe, for keeping my money safe.”

“You know, I don’t know a thing or two about being a parent, but you know what I would, being that it’s your son and your money? I’d stop crying about your dead wife, get off your fucking lazy ass, come here and finish the job yourself. But as we’re having a bit of a heart-to- heart, got a couple things to tell ya. Your sons a complete bellend and he fucking deserves to be bleeding out of his eye sockets. And as for your case, I haven’t seen it since Tokyo. And I hope someone’s fucking found it, put it all on red, and having a fuckin’ wonderful time.”

“I will meet you at Kyoto station.”

“Oh, how wonderful. I can’t fucking wait.”

“I want to look into your eyes when I kill you and your brother.”

Tangerine struggled to find words “My brother.” He sighed and looked outside. “Morning rush hours rolling in quite nicely. Uh, what’s your plan, mate? You gonna fucking waltz up here and blow my brains out in front of the whole fuckin’ carriage of witnesses?”

“There is no one left on that train. I know. I bought every ticket until the end of the line.” He hung up.

“Oi. You. I know you.” Tangerine pointed to the girl in front of him.

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“Hey, uh, Ladybug? Can I tell you something?” You mumbled quietly.

“Yeah, sure. You know you can tell me anything.”

“Yeah, I know. I just wanted to say, if this is the end of the line… I want to say thank you. For everything, really. You’re like… you’re like a father to me.” You said, not looking him in the eyes and looking at the floor as you guys walked beside each other.

(Alexa play heart to heart by Mac Demarco)

He stayed silent for a moment, and stopped in his tracks.

“Thank you, Deer. I’m glad I got to spend these last few years with you.” He said, looking at you.

When you finally looked at him, he opened up his arms.

“C’mere.” He said, as you hugged him tightly.

“Thank you. So much.”

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“You’re that girl, aren’t ya?”

“Oh my god.” Prince whispered to herself.

“Yeah, I never forget a face, me.”

“I’m so happy to see you. Please help me.” She whispered. He started to walk towards her.

“Um, there’s this Man, and he was holding me hostage. He was wearing glasses, and their was a girl with him, and they killed my uncle. And they also killed this other man who, I don’t know, he just kept talking about Thomas the trains and-“

“Tank engine.”

“Yeah, right, exactly. But they killed both of them, and then he said he was going to get away with some sort of money. I don’t know.”

“I’m sorry, darling. I beg your pardon. I don’t know who the fuck you are. What was the girl wearing?” He asked, not really believing it.

“She was uh- wearing.. I don’t remember!”

“What was she wearing on her back?”

The girl put her hands up in defeat.

“Im just a girl who was supposed to get off at Nagoya, and then these people-“

“That was fucking ages ago.”

“I know, but these people, the man just said that I could be a good backup plan, and that a pretty girl makes a good hostage.”

“Yeah, well, he ain’t wrong there. But, look, keep your fucking knickers on, alright?”

“Please just help me.”

“All right, calm down. Get off or do what the fuck you like. You’re free to go.”

“Thank you, thank you.” He passed her. He saw something on her back and took it off.

It was the diesel sticker.

“Huh.”

“Are you okay?”

“Diesel.” He showed her the sticker “the absolute fucking worst. Little shit stirrer.” He took a deep breath “See, Lemon… God rest his soul, was a don. And he could read people, see them for who they really are. He was right. There’s been a diesel. Running up and down this train, causing all sorts of fucking havoc, and it was you the whole fucking time. You dirty little diesel!” He had his gun pointed to her.

“You made Lemon bleed… and Lemon never bleeds.”

Then, you and ladybug entered the car. The girl screamed for help.

Ladybug and him fought, and you were quick to kick Tangerine off his legs. You took the gun, and threw it the other way.

When he was knocked down, you pinned him down to the floor, getting on top of him. “Ladybug! A little help here?” You said, Tangerine tried to stop you and tell you that she was a diesel and liar, but you didn’t understand him.

Ladybug grabbed the gun, and hit him in the head with it. It knocked him out.

You sighed and got off of him. Examining the bruise that ladybug had given him just now.

“He’ll wake up soon. Not too sure how long that’ll last. Do you by any chance have a rope? And some tape would be nice.”

She looked through her bag, but she had nothing.

“No, sorry. Umm.. he said that he was going to kill you both and blame everything on you. He also said that there’s someone waiting for us at Kyoto station. Someone scary, who would hurt me.”

“No one’s gonna hurt you. It’s okay. We’re getting off this train.” He stood up. He looked at you, who was still trying to figure out what to do with tangerine.

“Just leave him be. Sorry I ruined your chances.. again. You’re a nice person, I’m sure you’ll find someone.” Ladybug said, grabbing the case and the gun.

“It’s alright. I got his number, anyways.” You smirked, he didn’t realize that you used his Face ID to unlock his phone.

“Of course you did.” He grabbed your good, not injured hand and helped you stand up.

“We make the next stop, we’ll be fine.” Ladybug said.

Ladybug made sure that it was clear and safe to go.

“Okay, kid, come o- come on!” He said, the girl had her backpack stuck.

“I can’t, my backpack is stuck!”

“Wha-? Leave it, let’s go. We gotta go, we gotta go.”

“No, I can’t!”

“Why don’t we just leave her?” You suggested.

“Right now, young lady!” He ignored you.

“No!”

“It’s our last chance.”

“No, no, no, no. Please come back!” She said, as time ran up.

“Kid, please.”

“I’m scared, I don’t want to be alone, please!”

Ladybug sighed, he looked back at you with an annoyed expression on his face. You sighed as well as you stepped back on the train.

When he looked over at her, she held her backpack.

“I got it.”

They decided to sit down, you paced up and down the empty aisle.

“It’s not your fault, kid. It’s my luck, not yours.”

“Yes it is! Jesus fucking Christ, ladybug, it’s a bag. It’s a goddamn backpack, what could be in there that’s so important?” You slammed your hands on his table.

“Calm down, deer. It’s fine.”

You sat down across from them, panicking slightly.

“You got your whole life ahead of you. Make sure you.. do something that brings you peace. Cause everything else is a pain in the ass. And if you run into a guy named Carver, he’s a dick. You can tell him I said so.”

“Fucking carver. Maybe if he was here his beautiful, amazing, asshole face would be the ones dying and not us.” You muttered, with your legs on your chest.

Ladybug squinted his eyes at you.

“It’s true! You have to admit that carver has a very… likable face. Maybe if he wasn’t such an ass I would date him instead.”

“I, uh… I… I took this. I didn’t want to leave it. The man had it, and I thought you could probably use it to kill whoever’s waiting for us at the end of the line. You’re not going to let me get hurt. Be honest.” She showed him the gun in her bag.

“Okay, so we’re while we’re being honest, fuck you!” You pointed at the girl. “If it wasn’t for you I’d be in a car right now, sleeping and probably dreaming of that fucking asshole who’s also unconscious a few cars over!” You said, and didn’t notice the man who stopped at your guys table.

He recognized the other girls voice. He sat across from them.

“Wow, wow, wow, c’mon, Deer,she’s just a kid.”

“Yeah? Well so am I! I’m about to fucking die. Admit it, we’re all about to fucking die!” You shouted. They didn’t answer.

“Look-“

“No, you know what-“ you were cut off as Ladybug put a hand on your mouth.

“Really?” He said to the man who sat down.

“Right. Uh.. okay fella, you’re creepin’ me out. So if you don’t mind, could you just find another seat, like, way, way, way, down there? Sorry about my friend, she’ll shut up. And that way, you won’t have to hear her complain.”

“Oh for fucks sake, I give up.” You threw your hands up, grabbing your katana and moving down a few seats.

“No.”

Ladybug sighed “Let’s just move. Let me grab your bag.”

“Ow.” He screamed, and he got up. You followed suit.

“Ladybug, you fucking idiot!” You chased him, and tried to get the snake off him. You grabbed the snake off of his hand, and crushed it under your foot.

“You’re fine, remember? We took the antivenom.”

“Yeah, yeah. You’re right.” He breathed heavily.

He sat down again, and you sat down across from him.

“I’m sorry for my outburst..” you mumbled after a little bit.

“It’s alright. I mean, I get it. We are probably gonna die. And I wanted to apologize. You know.. i could’ve been a way better influence, I could’ve told you to stay out of this business and go have a life. You were only 18, you were so.. young.” He said, gesturing to you.

“And honestly, I’m sorry for that. I love you, I love you as if you were my own child. And I just… I don’t wanna lose you. I’m sorry about this, all of this.”

You both stayed silent for awhile again.

“I didn’t wanna get in this business. It was my family who wanted me to. It’s why I have this stupid sword.” You pointed to the one on your back.

He listened closely. You never really opened up to him, or anyone for that.

“I thought it was stupid, but they saw me as skilled. They trained me when I turned 10 and didn’t stop. I fucking hate them, I hate this job. It’s not your fault.” You told him quietly.

“I wasn’t lying when I said you’re a nice person. You’ll find someone eventually, even if it isn’t tangerine. And I’ll support you, no matter what you do with your life. You deserve better. And if you don’t want someone else than Tangerine, I’m sure that you’ll grow on him. He doesn’t seem to absolutely hate your guts.”

“And I’m sorry I wasn’t there for you. I could’ve been a way better person during the beginning-“ he continued.

“It’s not your fault. I just.. disappeared.” You stopped him.

“You didn’t. I just didn’t look hard enough.”

(ELMAX REFERENCE 🫡)

The beginning of your career was rough. You didn’t talk, you kept to yourself, and Maria had told Ladybug that you were emotional. He just kinda brushed it off, and said it wasn’t anything he couldn’t handle.

“Thank you. For everything. And you’re not bad luck, so quit fucking saying that. You just happen to have not the best luck. I mean, look what job we’re doing.” You joked, and you guys stood back up.