#uhhhhhhhh idk if i need to tag this as anything else

[ghstzzn]

roommates for dummies!

pairings: lee heeseung x f!reader, jay park x f!reader, jake sim x f!reader, park sunghoon x f!reader

synopsis: desperate to get off of your bestfriends couch, you decide to reply to an ad online in search of a roommate. sure, you were skeptical about living with four men—but if anything, just desperate. it wasn't long before you started to completely regret this decision. however, some things just might be worth the stress and anger.

part one! wc: 5.7k

tags/warnings (for this part): SMUT. theres no fivesome happening (sorry..), threesome(s), fingering, rough sex, unprotected sex, pullout method, oral ( m rec), deepthroating, cum eating/cum play/just cum stuff ig, voyeurism, degradation, name calling, some praise, manhandling, sex standing up idk just trust me, no aftercare, silly bit at the end, heeseung thinks he's sooooo funny! that's it for this part i believe.

🍊: havent posted smth fr in awhile kind of nervous. not much happens except sex but thats the point of this. by the way this is one of three/four parts ♡ enjoy and Uhhhhhh uhhhuhhh uhhhhhhhh

masterlist / part two

MINORS & AGELESS BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT

you savored every second you spent outside of your new home.

sure, you were beyond grateful to have a place to live. in fact, you were lucky considering how quickly you got in this situation. losing your old place due to unforeseen circumstances, a.k.a, your ex boyfriend kicking you out of his apartment after you caught him cheating on you despite you paying more than half of his rent.

though, you figured his new girlfriend could handle that portion now.

you crashed on your friends couch for a few days, actively searching for anyone looking for a new roommate. she assured you that you could stay as long as you needed, and there was no need to rush, but you were stubborn and had quite the false sense of being independent. 

which is why you clicked on the first ad you saw. a nice five bedroom house, the spare having its own bathroom and it was closer to campus unlike your last apartment. you couldn’t find much information on the poster, but you were desperate so you quickly dialed in the number on screen and waited while it rang.

you were taken aback when a male voice loudly boomed from the other side. you pulled the phone away from your ear and double checked the number— it was typed in correctly.

“hello?” he spoke again. “hellooooooo-”

“uh, sorry.” you cleared your throat. “i saw an ad online that you were looking for a new roo-”

the male cuts you off, “yeaahhh. man, was wondering when someone would respond.” you cringe at the way he interrupted you. “you lookin’ for someone else? no offense but you sound a little… y’know, like a girl.”

you let out a sigh, nodding even though he couldn’t see you, “i’m calling for myself… i wasn’t aware you were a man but– actually, i’m a little desperate.”

“yeah? desperate?” he chuckles. you raise an eyebrow at the response. “alright, can you meet me here then?”

caught off guard once more by the sudden eagerness of the stranger, you stuttered out a quick yes.

“cool. i’ll text you the address n’ shit.”

the phone hangs up, not sparring you a moment to respond. you blink as you stare at your phone, watching as you receive a few messages from the number you had just called. 

at least you had other options if this didn’t go as planned.

jake spun around in the barstool at the kitchen island, letting out a puff of air as he waited patiently.

“you waiting for something?” jake turns his head towards the voice. jay walks through the kitchen, chewing on some kind of protein bar.

the antsy male leans forward against the counter, “our new roomie. she said she’d be here ten minutes ago.”

“oh.” jay responds before stopping in his tracks as he actually lets jakes words enter his brain. “wait, what? new roommate? she?”

“yeah man,” jake lets out another huff. “she’s late.”

“no, run that back.” the other male draws circles into the air. “when the fuck did we get a new roommate? and why is it a woman?”

“we have a new roommate?” another voice rings through the kitchen.

jake turns around in his chair with a sigh, “yes guys! jeez, you all need to learn patience– she’ll be here soon.”

“she?” the voice, belonging to heeseung, questions. 

“that’s what i’m wondering!”

“ladies please, one at a time.” the male stands from his seat. “we have a new roommate, yes. she’s a woman, also yes.”

heeseung furrows his eyebrows, thinking for a moment before jay speaks up once more, “don’t we get a say in this? or at least some type of interview?”

“is she hot?” heeseung chimes in immediately after, receiving a scoff from jay.

“totally.” jake snickers. “her voice told me enough about her. sounded so nervous too, it was cute.”

“you don’t even know what she looks like?”

“you seriously only think with that dick of yours.” heeseung comments, shaking his head.

“says you!” jay frowns at the other roommate.

the doorbell rings twice, drawing the attention from all three males. heeseung straightens his posture, quickly checking his appearance in the reflection of the stainless steel refrigerator. jay finishes his protein bar in one bite and clears his throat.

jake rolls his eyes at the two, “careful now, don’t pop a boner in front of her.”

he practically skips over to the door, almost giggling out loud. he pulls the front door open just before you ring the doorbell once more. “was starting to think you weren’t gonna show.”

you look him up and down, quite shocked at the attractive face he had.

“uh, yeah, sorry about that.” you respond, clearing your throat. “traffic was heavy.”

“that’s okay, babe.” he opens the door wider, inviting you in, not even hiding the way his eyes immediately land on your ass as you walk in front of him.

your gaze immediately fell on a taller man with red hair, who you assumed was heeseung (you weren’t viewing this house without stalking the people who resided in it), now wearing a beanie and leaned over the counter with his chin resting on his hand. he shot you a crooked smile and waved his fingers at you. 

“hey roomie.”

jay looks at the man in disbelief; and so do you.

“i’m actually just here to tour and interview… right?” you turn to look at jake who shrugs.

“i mean we all agreed you could move in.”

“since whe-”

jake cuts jay off and steps closer to you, “you said you were desperate right? you don’t seem like a weirdo or a bitch so just give us a move-in date and you’re good.”

you squint your eyes at him, confused and questioning this entire thing. your friend's couch doesn’t seem like a bad idea, she even offered to renew her lease for a bigger space in a few months. 

“we promise we won't bother you or anything,” he continues, “you have your own bathroom and the door has a working lock. swear on our lives you’ll barely see us.”

before you could even respond, the front door opens and slams shut. a taller man walks past you and jake, clearly locked into whatever was on his phone. he continued to walk past the kitchen before stopping and spinning around.

“new roommate.” heeseung tells him. the other male lets out an “oh” and nods his head at you before walking away, probably to his room.

you let out a sigh and the three remaining boys turn their attention back to you.

“can i just see the room?” 

-

bothering you was the only thing these fools ever did. 

the front door shuts with a slam and you’re immediately greeted by heeseung sprawled out on the couch scrolling through his phone, completely ignoring the mess leftover from their small house party from last night. the one that kept you up half the night despite begging them to turn in early for the sake of your sanity.

you run your hands through your hair, frustrated that the house looks exactly the same as it did early this morning. well, save for the leftover food that heeseung managed to put in the fridge. kicking off your shoes, you make your way into the kitchen and grab the trash bag that was left on the counter and start tossing all the empty beer cans and disposable cups in.

heeseung looks up from his phone to find the source of the angry slams and movements, smirking when his eyes land on you.

“woah there,” he calls out to you, “wake up on the wrong side of the bed today?”

you look up from the trash bag, throwing a can in it with so much force it somehow bounces out, only fueling your anger, “save it.”

heeseung chuckles, standing up from the couch and stretching while letting out an obnoxious groan. he walks around the couch and leans against the back of it.

“are you gonna help or just stand there?” you motion towards the mess on the counters.

“no, yeah, i think i'll just stand here. i’m kind of loving this scene with you in the kitchen.” 

you look at him, disbelief written all over your face, “so you’re lazy and a misogynist, nice!”

“what? no,” heeseung looks almost offended at your accusation. “no, babe, i’m not a misogynist– i literally love pussy. i could prove that to you right now if you’d like.”

“not a misogynist, just horny. got it.” 

your roommate only shrugs and pulls out his phone once more. the carefree attitude of his was only adding to the frustration building in your chest. you cross your arms and glance around. “where are the others?”

heeseung hums, you only assume he’s using the full power of his brain as he recalls the whereabouts of the other three roommates, but really he’s only focusing on how your tits bounce ever so slightly with every angry movement if your arms.

“jake’s asleep, jay’s attending a group meditation and sunghoon… should be home in a few. why? miss them?”

you wanted nothing more than to take the metal scrub pad near the sink and scrub at the stupid smirk on his face. instead, you nod and take a deep breath.

the door opens just on cue however. sunghoon walks in, kicking his shoes off in two different directions with a bag of full of bottles clinking against each other. the noise of the liquor bottles only added to your rage.

“really? more alcohol?” you comment and point towards the counter where a few unopened and opened bottles sat. “you have all of this– plus the entire mini fridge full of drinks.”

sunghoon raises a brow at you, “okay. but that’s liquor for functions, not me.”

you wave your hands in front of you. it made zero sense to you.

the taller male looks at sunghoon, “what’s wrong with her?”

“man, i don't know.” heeseung replies with a sigh, “she came in here all pissy and started slamming shit.”

they were having a conversation about you– in front of you.

“what? why?”

he shrugs again, “like i said, don't know. maybe she should follow jay to one of his meditation sessions.”

you roll your eyes, “you’re not funny, heeseung.” he lets out a snicker. you grab a rag from the counter and chuck it in his direction.

sunghoon whistles at the action and sets the bags he was holding onto the counter.

“i’m seriously regretting this whole living arrangement.”

heeseung pouts and crosses his arms over his chest dramatically, “hey! we aren’t that bad to live with.” he protests, though his tone is playful. “at least give us a chance to redeem ourselves. look, we’ll help clean up the rest of the mess.”

you sigh and nod, it’s the least they could do but you won't protest. turning around, you glance at sunghoon, who was now storing away the liquor he had bought and the leftover bottles. 

“...except, it looks like you’ve finished.” heeseung grins. “thanks, darling.”

you shoulders fall in defeat, “i fucking hate you.”

he chuckles loudly as you study the room. he was right. you had completely cleaned the kitchen, minus the few liquor bottles that sunghoon had just stored away.

“no, no. she missed one thing.” sunghoon calls out causing the two of you to whip your heads in his direction. he crouches down and picks up the can that bounced out of the trash bag earlier and tosses it in the trash. “hah, how funny is that? it was right next to the bag too.”

heeseungs no longer holding back his laughter. you question whether or not the dude is blasted out of his mind right now because you definitely didn’t find a single thing about this funny.

“hey, chill.” sunghoon butts in, “i’ll wipe down the counters and shit.”

you turn to face him, “did you by chance buy any cleaning supplies while out?”

“no, why?”

heeseung laughs louder, wiping at his eyes. 

“i really don’t understand what could possibly be so funny about any of this.”

his laughter eventually dies down, finally shutting up. “sorry, sorry.” he clears his throat. “but seriously, thanks for cleaning up. you’re a real one for that.”

you hum and let out a sarcastic sure, heeseung nods and walks past you, patting your shoulder causing you to scrunch your face in disgust. you turn to follow his figure with your eyes, but you catch sunghoon staring at you.

“what?”

“hm, nothing. just wondering when you’re gonna snap out of your little tantrum.” he responds calmly, leaning against the counter. “it’s getting old, to be honest with you.”

you bite your lip, holding back a response to him. you watch as heeseung wipes his hand on a paper towel, throwing it on the counter right after.

sunghoon sighs dramatically, shaking his head. “seriously, what’s the big deal? nobody here is forcing you to clean up after us.”

“but it’s all the time,” you groan. “the constant parties and get-togethers you host while i’m trying to sleep after a long day or studying– then having to come out and clean it all up because you three are nowhere to be seen? i can only deal with so much.”

his expression hardens and heeseung leans against the counter with a bored expression, “well, maybe if you’d let loose for once and joined in on the fun every once in a while, instead of holing yourself up in your room like a hermit, you wouldn’t be so uptight.”

“fuck off.”

sunghoon scoffs, “my point exactly. you’re so uptight and bitchy— it’s not fun. you aren’t better than us for that.”

“sorry i don’t want to be involved in your weird ass parties.” you respond with a shrug.

“such a princess,” heeseung giggles, “always complaining, never participating. seriously, they aren’t as bad as you make them seem.” 

sunghoon nods in agreement, “yeah, i’m telling you that you’d be able to tolerate us a lot more if you cared to let go of that boring, angry personality of yours and showed up.”

you throw your hands up, more than done with the conversation. “whatever, i don’t care anymore. just… just clean up a little more. it’s all i ask.”

heeseung pouts exaggeratedly, eyeing the way you surrender in defeat “oh come on, princess. don’t be like that.” he tries to sound apologetic, “we’re only messing around with you.”

“yeah! we don’t care if you prude around alone in your room!” sunghoon adds, “but just for you, we’ll clean up after ourselves, your highness.”

“you both are childish.” you spit out, biting the inside of your cheeks as the frustration threatens to spill out in the form of tears.

heeseung grins, not at all put off by your insult, “childish? rich coming from the girl who’s about to cry from a little teasing.” he taunts, voice laced with amusement.

you scoff in response, turning around so you could leave the situation and escape to your room, but sunghoon has other plans as he steps right in front of you. his arms automatically wrap around your waist to steady you, his face mere inches away from you as you look up at him, shooting him a glare.

“where do you think you’re going, princess?” he flashes you a knowing smile, voice low and teasing.

you attempt to lean away from his face that only seems to inch closer, jumping slightly when the back of your head comes into contact with heeseungs chin. “to my room– away from the two of you.”

“oh, don’t let us stop you then.” heeseung grins from behind, his cheek nuzzling against your hair. 

“let me go then?”

“but we weren’t done,” sunghoon attempts to feign a pout, but his smirk grows stronger as he studies the way your body reacts to him, “we still have to thank you for cleaning the mess up.”

heeseung hums against your ear, “seriously. how sweet of you, doll.”

“you can thank me by leaving me alone.” you mumble, though you do nothing to back away from the situation. you couldn’t deny the way your heartbeat sped up from being sandwiched between the two, or the way your core pulsed from the way sunghoon traced small patterns into your side.

sunghoon chuckles, all knowing of what was running through your mind, “aw, but where’s the fun in that?” he asks, hands sliding down to your hips, giving them a teasing squeeze. “we love spending time with our favorite roomie.”

your hands fall on top of his, unsure on whether or not you should remove them from your hips. his eyes follow the movements of your hands, letting out a soft chuckle as he watches the way your mind struggles against the need you feel for the two.

“mm, not so fast baby.” heeseung purrs, his hot breath hitting the shell of your ear. “what did we say? gotta give you a proper thank you.”

“how?”

sunghoon smiles, looking at heeseung before turning his attention back to you. “they say actions speak louder than words,” he responds. “we’ll make sure to make it very clear just how grateful we are for you.”

you gulp as he responds, your thighs clenching together at the tone of his voice. the gaze in his eyes told you exactly what the two men wanted from you, the way they looked at you as if you were prey.

heeseung grows impatient from behind, his face nuzzling against your skin as he peppers kisses down your neck until he reaches your shoulder, biting the skin causing you to let out a gasp. he chuckles darkly before tucking his finger under the thin strap of your tank top and letting it fall off your shoulder.

he lifts his head and switches to your other shoulder, resting his chin on your shoulder as he travels his hand down your torso, reaching the waistband of your shorts.

your automatic response is to grab his hands but sunghoon shakes his head and grabs them, linking his fingers between yours and bringing them up to his shoulders. he leans in closer, his breath ghosting your cheek.

sunghoon begins planting soft but deliberate kisses against your skin, following the trail that heeseung had left earlier, kissing and sucking the bite mark left by the other male.

the man behind you takes the chance, shoving his hand down your shorts that he had undone moments before while you were distracted. he grins when he doesn’t feel any other fabric beneath your shorts.

“isn’t that just convenient?” he grins, giddy at the fact that you weren’t wearing underwear. 

“w-wait,” you stutter out, suddenly aware of where you were standing.

sunghoon grips one of your hands, guiding it over his chest, “shh, it’s fine.”

heeseungs hand dips lower, his middle finger sliding through your slit. he lets out a groan before removing his hand from your shorts but quickly yanks them down, letting them fall to your ankles.

you let out a small yelp due to the quickness of the male. he glides his finger from your dripping hold, gathering your slick and moving to your clit, tapping it a few times before pressing down. 

“can’t believe you’re already this wet just from a little bit of touching,” he groans against your shoulder. “really thought we’d have to ease you into this– but you wanted this bad, huh?”

sunghoon smirks against your neck, lifting his head, wanting to see your face as heeseung pleasures you with his fingers, “c’mon, don’t tease her. poor girl probably hasn’t been touched properly in awhile.”

“is that true?” the male behind you questions softly but teasing, “were you just waiting for one of us to fuck you stupid?”

their teasing voices combined with heeseungs fingers massaging at your clit cause you to let out a soft whine. one buck of your hips has sunghoon reaching down and holding your hips in place for heeseung to continue his attack on your sensitive bud.

“you don’t even have to respond,” sunghoon mutters, “look at the way you’re whining and squirming.”

heeseung slips a finger in your core, pumping a few times before slipping another one inside of you. the feeling of your warm cunt walls wrapped around his fingers is enough to send him reeling, he grinds his hips into your ass with a grunt. 

the male in front of you has to tighten his grip on your hips, rolling his eyes. you let out a loud moan when heeseung curls his fingers inside of you, he brings his other hand to cover your mouth.

“don’t wanna wake jakey up, do you?” his voice is low, hot breath hitting the side of your face. you shake your head desperately as he continues to finger fuck you, scissoring and curling his fingers, hitting the sensitive spot inside of you with ease.

“look at her, hee.” sunghoon mumbles, admiring the way you look between the two men, “so pretty like this, isn’t she? if i knew this was a good way to get her to shut up, i'd have done it earlier.”

heeseung chuckles darkly, lips trailing against your neck once more, “she’s so fuckin’ greedy too. literally dripping down my hand… aren’t you, baby?”

you let out a muffled whine and nod your head shamelessly. 

“yeah? you’re doing so good like this,” he continues, “but i think you need more.”

heeseung pulls his fingers out of you and removes his hand from your mouth. you’re about to question him but he’s pushing you forward while pulling your hips back against him. sunghoon holds you steady as the male behind you undoes his pants.

“take your time, hee.” sunghoon comments, slowly losing his patience. “jay’s gonna be home soon.”

“‘m fucking trying,” he mutters in response, successfully freeing his hardened cock with his one hand. “hold her still and shut up.”

sunghoon rolls his head back in irritation and tightens his grip on you.

“you’ll need to cover her mouth too. i’m not sharing her between you and jake today.”

your taller roommate doesn’t respond again but brings his hand up to your mouth with a smirk. you whimper softly through his hand when you feel heeseung slide his tip through your wetness, gathering it on his cock. he rocks his hips a few times, teasing your clit before catching onto your hole and slowly pushing in.

“fuuuck,” he hisses. “she’s so damn tight, sunghoon.”

“just fuck her,” sunghoon responds impatiently, he tilts his head down at you. “that’s what you want right, babygirl?”

you let out a muffled grunt when heeseung bottoms out inside of you. he waits only a few moments before pulling out almost completely, then pushing back inside of you with more force and speed. 

the two men have you perfectly held in place, controlling the movements of your body as heeseung speeds up his thrusts. each rock of his hips draws out a moan from you, covered by sunghoons hand.

heeseung groans softly, his pace never slowing as he takes all the pleasure he can get from your body. “she’s seriously so tight.” he growls, his grip tightening on your body. “feel that? feel how well you wrap around my cock, baby?”

your eyes squeeze shut from the pleasure. your cunt continues to squeeze around his cock as he pounds into you. sunghoon watches the way his roommates cock disappears inside of you, the way your juices glisten everytime he pulls out before slamming back in.

his own cock twitches in his pants, he’s so painfully hard and getting impatient. sunghoon wishes it were just him here instead of heeseung, wishing it were him being the one to fuck you– and only him. you let out a high pitch whine as heeseung speeds up his pace, his tip hitting your g-spot deliciously. he brings a hand down to rub at you clit, causing you to jump from the overwhelming pleasure. 

“mm, she jus’ gets tighter.” he slurs, drunk on the way your pussy sucks him in. “you like that, don’t you? shit.. y’gonna make me cum if you keep doing that.”

your eyes are shut, in a complete daze from the way his cock is fucking you. sunghoon smirks at the sight, in love with the way you’re fully enjoying every second of this.

“minutes ago you were about to rip our heads off,” he coos, “now you’re over here drooling on my hand over some cock. just a little slut, aren't you? maybe i was wrong about you being a prude.”

heeseung’s barely keeping it together behind you as his hips meet your ass with haste, hissing and groaning with each thrust. he’s uncoordinated and sloppy yet still hitting that spot deep inside of you, throwing your body towards sunghoon, who keeps a bruising grip on you as the other male pounds into you.

your past self would be embarrassed to see you now, yet, you couldn’t feel an ounce of shame at the moment. it feels as if heeseung’s fucking all the frustration out of you.

it’s dirty. the way the two men have you sandwiched in the kitchen— straight out of a cheap porno. every time you start to think about jay or jake strolling in and catching the three of you, it only makes your core throb more with need.

“what are you thinking about?” sunghoon whispers, leaning closer, offering his chest for your head to lean against. “hmm, baby? you thinking about something else while fucking yourself on heeseungs cock?”

the male mentioned lets out a loud groan, gripping your hips and pulling you back harder against him. you could tell he was close, as were you. your hands tug on the fabric of sunghoons shirt, attempting to pull yourself up. but with his hand on your mouth, you can’t let them know so you rely on your body language. 

“gonna cum for me?” heeseung grumbles, leaning closer to you. his thrusts are deep and rough as he chases his high. “c’mon, cum on this cock…” 

you feel your cunt flutter around him as you hit your peak, a muffled squeal leaving your mouth as you finally cum. heeseung pants, giving you a few more thrusts before pulling out completely and fisting his cock until he’s cumming all over your lower back and ass.

sunghoon removes his hand from your mouth causing you to take a deep breath, he wipes his hand on his pant leg which goes unnoticed by you. 

“jesus-” heeseung breathes out from behind you, hand gripping the counter. “fuck, that was good. why didn’t you tell me you felt this good before?”

you don’t reply to him– you just continue to lean against sunghoon as you regain all composure. the tall male keeps a hand on your waist as the other slowly unbuckles his belt. your other roommate redresses himself after using a paper towel to wipe himself down, giving your ass a small smack in the process.

“yo,” sunghoon calls out to him, earning a raised eyebrow in response. he cocks his head behind him. “keep jake in his room, yeah?”

“now?”

the man you were still using as support scoffs, “yes, dude. now..”

heeseungs stands there for a moment, looking at you as you finally turn around, slowly reaching to pull your shorts up. he clicks his tongue and walks off with a groan.

as soon as his footsteps fade away, sunghoon yanks your arm away from the article of clothing and pushes you against the kitchen counter. you gasp when the cold countertop makes contact with your skin. “s-sunghoon!”

he smacks his lips and pushes your sticky lower back down to keep you still, “you seriously thought i was about to let you walk away? after you made me watch him fuck you like that?”

he lifts his now cum covered hand off your back, studying it for a few moments. “not gonna let me have any fun? especially after you used me like a fucking wall?” he grips your face with his other hand, leaning over you as he shoves his fingers in your mouth.

the thick salty flavor hits your tongue immediately and you close your lips around his soaked fingers, the rest of the cum on his hand completely coating your chin and jaw. 

“you like that?” sunghoon chuckles darkly. “you know how pathetic you look right now?”

you groan around his fingers as he rocks his hips against you, grinding his bare cock in your slick. he doesn’t waste a second before shoving himself inside of you causing you to bite down on his fingers from the sudden full feeling once again.

sunghoon hisses in response, pulling out before roughly thrusting into you. the corner of the counter is digging into your hip but you couldn’t be bothered to resituate yourself. he pulls his fingers out of your mouth and snakes his hand in between your thighs, pressing against your clit as he starts to pound into you. his other hand is on the back of your neck, a tight grip as he uses it to stabilize himself.

your own cum is dripping down your thighs as sunghoon’s cock forces it out with each thrust. it’s truly a struggle to stay quiet, your moans are coming out in rough whimpers and deep breaths. you lay your upper body flat against the counter and hide your face in your arms to help muffle your sounds of pleasure.

though it wouldn’t even matter if anyone could hear your cries because the sound of wet skin slapping against each other could surely be heard from the other side of the neighborhood. 

“fuck, you’re taking me so good right now. heeseung loosened you up for me, didn’t he?”  sunghoons voice is low and rough, almost stuttering over his words. “so fuckin’ greedy for cock– look at you.”

if it weren’t for your arms, your face would be squashed into the hard countertops from the sheer force of his hand around the back of your neck pushing it down. sunghoon doesn’t notice, nor does he care about his roughness because truly all he cares about is cumming. 

you can hear the door slam and you try to lift your hand, in sheer panic, but sunghoon shoves it back down with a grumble. 

“t’sup?” sunghoon lets out a sigh and throws his head back.

“nothing,” the voice, belonging to jay, responds. he throws a few envelopes on the counter and sighs. “another noise complaint– like dude, who fucking cares? they act like the cops are gonna bust us or something.”

never in a million years did you think you would be getting backshots while two people had a completely casual conversation as you were between them.

sunghoon groans, his pace barely slowing, “my parents own half this fuckin’ neighborhood.”

“that’s what i’m saying! these complaints are useless.” jay responds, an annoyed tone lacing his voice. “is that– y’know what, i’m tired. clean the counters when you’re done.”

and with that, jay is walking away. you only hope he’s heading to his bedroom. however, your entire body is hot with embarrassment yet you feel yourself about to cum any second.

“fuck– sunghoon! s-slow down.” you barely cry out as you cream around his cock. he rolls his eyes, not that you could see, before pulling out completely. 

you take a deep breath before he grabs you and spins you around, pushing you to your knees. your hands fly to his thighs, trying to catch yourself before bruising your knees. 

sunghoon spares you a wicked smirk before tapping the tip of his cock against your lips, in which you invite him in with zero hesitance. he doesn’t start slow, immediately pushing his cock to your throat, enough to bring tears to your eyes before pulling out to let you breathe.

and he does it again. and again. until you're coughing around his cock.

“yeah, just like that, baby.” the male sighs, hand gripping your hair. he lets you take another deep breath before shoving his cock deeper down your throat. “look at you gagging– fuck, this is so good.”

he repeats his actions until his cock is twitching with the need to cum. sunghoon gives a few thrusts before pulling back slightly and cumming all over your tongue and throat. his release was almost too much for you, but he didn’t care that it was dripping out of your mouth, or that you were borderline choking on it.

“swallow.”

you try to shake your head no but he only tugs on your hair, “you can.”

shakily, you cover your mouth as you gulp, swallowing his sticky release. sunghoon chuckles, completely satisfied. 

“you’re so fucking easy, you know that?” he cooes. his thumb, sticky with heeseungs earlier release, wipes at your tears. you can only stare at him as he continues to degrade you. “oh, don’t be ashamed, princess, it’s perfect for us.”

you wipe at the corner of your mouth before grabbing your shorts that are laid close by. grabbing the counter edge above, you pull yourself up, not at all wanting to ask for sunghoons help. he leans against the counter, fixing his belt, completely uninterested in you.

slipping the shorts on felt useless in front of him. what was there to hide at this point?

“i’m gonna shower.”

“yeah, sure. i’ll try not to use any hot water for the next hour.”

you give him a nod. well, this is fucking weird. but you honestly would rather take this than it be awkward. genuinely, you would rather not have him force himself to give you soft and sweet aftercare. 

“jays cooking tonight!” sunghoon calls out to you as you head back to your room. you roll your eyes and push your door open.

you: 

    hypothetically, i have this friend who wanted to move out of her current place because she HATES her roommates but she just fucked 2 of them…. at the same time and suddenly doesnt want to leave

from: chaewon 💓

       what the FUCK did u just say to me

you:

     so basically im fucked

🍊: @filmnings @deobitifull @leov3rse @hooniehon @roslayy @strxwbloody @cutiepatootiejungwon @jakeswifez @yuriknows @d-dilemma (bold couldn’t be tagged / taglist open!)

[moonchild-in-blue]

*ahem*

I'm

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

💙🌙🌷🍊🦋💫🥺🍓🌧️🐸💖🌈🍷🌝☔🌊

Hello hello hello hi hello I'm here I'm back no longer on timeout helloooooooo 🥹💃🤸‍♀️

I've missed you all sooooo much muwah muwah how is everyone doing babes??

I'm gonna be going through my tags and stuff today so bear with me. Let me know if I've missed anything important or funny or silly or whatever. Or idk, say hi if you wanna 🥺👉👈

IN THE MEANTIME, I have at last gone through my ask box! There was a lot! Wow, am I bad at this!! At least you'll get plenty of doodles from me (most of them are sky/moon pictures because of course they are).

I don't want to spam you all babes, so I have scheduled them to be posted* throughout this week starting tomorrow 💙 queue will also be back on tomorrow

* (there are about 2 or 3 or so that I will be hoarding for a little longer, but with all of this done, I can at last spend a little extra focus on them 🥹 if there's anything I missed I apologise 🩷)

NOW, I have quite a few drafts I made during these past 2 weeks. They are weird and cringe and highly specific. I'm gonna post them all today / tomorrow because I don't want to deal with them any longer. Sorry but also not sorry 😌✌️

I'm giving them a "Timeout Drafts" tag so you know these don't necessarily reflect my mood for today (most likely they do - i stand by my opinions lmaoo).

Uhhhhhhhh and that's that I guess? Happy Halloween and all! 🎃🍂🍁 Today is hot as balls (damn heatwave), and I'm not having a wonderful time (also on my mensies 🥺) but hey. At least it's for a short time, I'm very looking forward to hoa hoa hoa weather.

Hmmmm what else, what else. I changed my blog a little, it looks cute! My ukulele arrived and SONGS are being LEARNT (learned? meh).

Hmmm, I catched up on a lot of shows. I've already posted my reviews on TUA S4 (🤢🥴💔💀🥲) and KAOS (🥹💖😚🥰❤️‍🔥) (i am indeed re-watching it), but I also finished Emily In Paris (LOVE the Italian guy, second part was much better than the 1st), and FINALLY watched S2 of Fleabag (oh my GOD YOU GUYS!!! I AM IN SHAMBLES!!! WOAH!!! PAIN AND AGONY!!! 🥺💔).

Uhhhhhhhhhh I think that's it. I need to cut my hair and bangs. Hope everyone has been eating good and drinking water and missing me a lot 😤🫵

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🌱 forest friends having a delicious picnic 🌱

[illegiblehandwriting1]

lowkey in the middle of planning an angst Sky fic (sky and warriors centric, ghirahim involved) any advice for writing?

*SCREAMS* that sounds AWESOME my dude!!!

um. uhhhhhhhh shit. writing advice??? i can try????? idk what sort of advice you want or need

what i do is i say "ok heres what i want in this chapter. this is the Big Idea." maybe there's two Big Ideas. maybe there's more. but if i know where i'm going, and i know how the fic ends, then it's easier to figure out how i want to get there. you don't even need a clear-cut ending!! you don't need specifics, you can just say "this is generally how i want these guys to be" but you can't start mapping without a destination, in both a chapter and the fic as a whole. that's pretty much what i've learned

if you want character advice, what i do is break them down into their parts and show myself "this is what happened to them, this is how they reacted, which means that they have this kind of mentality and these attributes" idk also just look at how other people portray them lol. if you don't like that, go hog wild, i guess!

if you're writing a character in pain, i reblogged a post a bit ago about it that i actually found really helpful (it honestly might still be in the queue hold on a sec, yes it was in the queue here ya go) i also have the messiest fucking tagging system, but i might have some stuff in #writing things

and just in general, have fun with it!! don't think that you need to check any specific boxes. say "fuck it" out loud, with a giant smile on your face, and let yourself write. imagine what you want to explain, and then put that feeling, or that place or person or thought into words (just make sure you take care of yourself, especially when writing angst lmao). Seriously!! there is no obligations, it's just you and what you want to create

and don't beat yourself up. chances are, it will be better than you give yourself credit for.

(also btw your fic sounds really really really cool, if you could tag me or send me a link if you publish it, i would be forever indebted to you because that is SUCH a cool story idea and i'm gonna go feral over it, i love that SO MUCH)

if you have any other questions, or you want advice on something else more specific that i didn't talk about, don't hesitate to ask!! idk how valuable my advice is, but i'll try my best if you really want it. a lot of this is just stuff i do, i don't really know if it makes sense or if it's useful or anything, but i like helping, so if this helps, then awesome!

hope you're doing well!!!

[puukkolesbo]

got tagged by @lesbiankiliel thanks erina ❤

1. why did you choose your url?

- i wanted to change from my old one, euseevius, bc back then it was also my instagram handle & ao3 nick, and i was just..... growing uncomfortably aware of how easily one could just google my ig and accidentally stumble upon everything else. this was at that time when all tumblr lesbians were changing their urls were like Xlesbian or lesbianX. i was jealous that knifelesbian was already taken when i had a galaxy brain realisation and discovered that puukkolesbo was still free

2. any side-blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them.

i have euseevius saved so that no one misuses it aaaaaaaaaaaand then i have @lesbianghostposting which i made back when i was coming to terms with my own lesbianism. it still regurlarly gets new followers even tho its been such a long time since i last updated it..... i’ll get back to it again i promise! i always do

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

uhhhhhhhh, since....2010 i think?

4. do you have a queue tag?

not anymore. sorry, yall just have to guess when im online and when its my queue

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

this one i started bc i had had a little tumblr break and was getting into the hobbit movies real hard & wanted to join the fandom. originally tho i joined to connect with the ace community since that was back when i identified as asexual

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

tuutikki is the og puukkolesbo

7. why did you choose your header?

idk funny black and white gay aesthetic i guess?

8. what’s your post with the most notes?

that fucking “was no one going to tell me” meme about 2010s ending

9. how many mutuals do you have?

i have absolutely no idea

10. how many followers do you have?

atm its 1,405

11. how many people do you follow?

315

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

hahaha of course. i’ve been shitposting since before it was called shitposting

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

hmmm i dont actually think i use it every day anymore? instagram and twitter (ik, ugh) take too much of my time nowadays, especially during our municipal elections

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won?

iiiiiiiiiii dont think so?? i got my shipping war days done out on the good ol’ forums

15. how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

this is a guilt trip free zone, mot reblogging any of those. im here to relax. that’s why i pretty rarely reblog anything political either - i do my social media activism elsewhere. tumblr is just for shits and giggles and haha blue void goes brrrr when i yell about fictional characters

16. do you like tag games?

yes!! 

17. do you like ask games?

also yes!! i love getting any asks, even if sometimes i think about a good answer for way too long & then am too embarrassed to answer super late

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

uhhhhh i dont think anyone is? or idk what the definition of tumblr famous these days anyways

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

........yes (✿◡‿◡)(¬‿¬)

20. tags?

i’m lazy and just tagging the usual dnd gang @riotbrrrd ​ @yachaer ​ @ourdragonsarebetter ​ @dragonsingondolin ​ @thehoveringbrain ​ ✨

[magical-agatha]

got tagged by @night-dark-woods , hiya lol. ty for the like, thing to do lol. im supposed to tag 9 more ppl i want to get to know better but im only gonna tag a few. @maplespicetransgirl @draciallia @kobold-lesbian @y2k-lesbian

1. top 3 ships: uhhhhhhhh, im gonna say currently rather than all time, glimmer x adora x catra, idk lol its a cute idea and theres a bunch of cute art of them together lol. ive been rly enjoying my next life as a villainess, the mc, catarina, doesnt realise she has at least 2 girls in love with her with a 3rd on the way. i wish i could believe it will resolve in polyamory but. maybe we'll at least see her get a gf. bc. its been very blatant about her friends being in love with her. one of them, mary, has been in love with her for years and is trying to sabotage anyone else falling in love with her, and the other, wont say who bc spoiler, is her reincarnated best friend (its an isekai show) but doesn't realise it, and in the last episode some magic made her speak without inhibitions, and the first thing she does is tell catarina she loves her in like, the romantic way. so you know, fingers crossed. other than thaaaaaat... uhhhhh.... oh i guess poppy and barb from trolls 2. i like that movie. wish it was as gay as it clearly wants to be. also i need to keep watching rwby, ruby/weiss/penny is rly cute.

2. last movie i watched: i watched. half. of osmosis jones with friends earlier today. very gross movie. last complete movie was probably the cgi tintin movie..?? good but idk. before that was trolls 2, for the 2nd time. those movies are great.

3. last book i read: i cant read. well i have adhd so i dont read much anymore. i miss novels but i do listen to audiobooks. currently listening to interesting times by terry pratchett with my gf. last physical book i read was uncaged vol 1, a book of queer dnd adventures with a focus on like, uhhh, monstrous women iirc. its good. def recommend. havent read the whole thing tho.

4. food im currently craving: idk how to answer this lol. i could rly fuck with some mcdonalds or burger king. anything salty spicy and deep fried.. im a glutton and i have sensory issues with food. i tend to eat mostly comfortable or safe foods with good textures and tastes. anything outside my comfort zone usually bad stims me, which is like. horrendous. it makes food hard but also like. good food is rapturous. i like stir fry a lot. my gf cooks stir fry a lot and i always love it. and i like putting condiments on things. bbq sauce, soy sauce, and like, if i can get it theres this rly good peri peri salt they sell at nandos. god i love salt and spicy things. i had a korean burger once that was so spicy i couldnt finish it in one sitting and god i want another. it had a black bun and the chicken was bright red with spices, it was great i miss it. theres this spicy burger mcdonalds did once that had like. battered and deep fried jalapenos on it and spicy salsa and chicken and it was godly. oh and the spicy shaker fries. miss those. dream burger would be something like, korean spicy chicken with some kind of sweet tangy spicy sauce, battered jalapenos, bacon, salad, and a hashbrown coated in some kind of spicy salt. i used to like subway a lot but idk now. i also love donuts. and pastries. and oranges and citrus fruit in general. pears are great too. im not usually into like, candy or chocolate tho its too sweet. oh i love chinese food. noodles and rice and meat and vegetables and sauces, all packed with flavour and amazing textures... chinese food is so good. sushi and japanese food in general tends to be my jam too. most things with rice are rly good. not curries tho i cant eat many curries, i like butter chicken tho thats always good. i could keep going lol i love food. oh turkish food is good. and greek? lots of good meats. tho i cant deal with uhhh... tabouli, parsley kills me on contact idk. and cilantro. but i love souvlakis those are great. pasta is alright, i like tortellini and ravioli and gnocchi with lots of cheese. oh and pizza. with everything on it. especially anchovies. i love anchovies and olives and feta... and pepperoni... and garlic bread. cured meats in general are very good. root vegetables too. capsicum and chillis are yummmmm. im sure i could go on... food is. so good. its euphoric. oh i love ramen too! and uhhh, ramyun i think its called?? i think its korean? its spicy and very good. thicker noodles too. anyway i should stop this is too much lol.

ty for asking my opinion lol

[niflheimqueen]

THE POSITIVE & NEGATIVE; Meme.

Mun & Muse

fill out & repost ♥ This meme definitely favors canons more, but I hope OC’s still can make it somehow work with their own lore, and lil’ fandom of friends & mutuals. Multi-Muses pick the muse you are the most invested in atm.

tagged by:   @deathboundinautumn​ tagging:   aw man anyone that wants to, steal away friends!

MY MUSE IS:   canon / oc / au / slightly canon-divergent / fandomless / complicated.

IS YOUR CHARACTER POPULAR IN THE FANDOM?   YES? / NO. (I’d say so?)

IS YOUR CHARACTER CONSIDERED HOT™ IN THE FANDOM?   YES / NO / IDK. (’step on me mitsuru-senpai’)

IS YOUR CHARACTER CONSIDERED STRONG IN THE FANDOM?   YES / NO / IDK. (In all senses of the word, I think!)

ARE THEY UNDERRATED?   YES / NO / IDK. (I don’t think so? She’s relatively popular as far as I can tell.)

WERE THEY RELEVANT FOR THE MAIN STORY?   YES / NO

WERE THEY RELEVANT FOR THE MAIN CHARACTER?   YES / NO / THEY’RE THE PROTAG. (Romance option baybeeee)

ARE THEY WIDELY KNOWN IN THEIR WORLD?   YES / NO. (Heiress to a global conglomerate? Yeah.)

HOW’S THEIR REPUTATION?   GOOD / BAD / NEUTRAL. (Mostly very positive, but there are more than a few people who have Beef(TM) with the Kirijo Group and so by extension probably aren’t her biggest fans. Even Yukari doesn’t really like her to start off with.)

HOW STRICTLY DO YOU FOLLOW CANON?   —   Mostly pretty strictly! One of the great things about Mitsuru is that there are so many layers to her character even in-canon, so I can explore all sorts of different concepts and situations and still mostly be following canon. (That said, I am a sucker for a good AU.)

SELL YOUR MUSE! Aka try to list everything, which makes your muse interesting in your opinion to make them spicy for your mutuals.   —   Oh boy. I’m going to try and be concise with this but... Mitsuru is everything you could possibly want in a character? Strong woman who can and will kick your ass? Check. Secret heart of gold? Check. Tragic backstory and motivations if you look deeper? Yeah. Tangible character development over the course of the year, actively growing as a person before your very eyes? You bet. Flawlessly beautiful? God yes. Honestly I could gush about her until the end of time and I still wouldn’t be at the bottom of the list of reasons you should love Mitsuru Kirijo.

Now the OPPOSITE, list everything why your muse could not be so interesting (even if you may not agree, what does the fandom perhaps think?).   —  I mean good luck getting to see anything below the perfect surface. She won’t talk to you unless you’re a certified genius, and even then not until the final months of the game. Until then all you get is a cold ice queen who stays three steps removed from pretty much everyone and is definitely too busy to care about you.

WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO RP YOUR MUSE?   —   I was inspired to start writing Mitsuru because I had been writing Margaret over in the P4 community for a while and I reblogged this meme asking people who else they thought I could portray. I think at least three people said Mitsuru so I was like sure, let’s give it a try. And now here she is, my wife, and I couldn’t be happier.

WHAT KEEPS YOUR INSPIRATION GOING?   —   Honestly, my adoration for the character - and the fact that whatever I’m in the mood to write, she’s probably well-suited. She can do angsty, she can do cute little dorky things, she can do it all. That and the P3 community is filled with wonderful people, which keeps the motivation up for sure.

Some more personal questions for the mun.

Give your mutuals some insight about the way you are in some matters, which could lead them to get more comfortable with you or perhaps not.

DO YOU THINK YOU GIVE YOUR CHARACTER JUSTICE?   YES / NO / I SINCERELY HOPE I DO? (I hope so???)

DO YOU FREQUENTLY WRITE HEADCANONS?   YES / NO / SORT OF? (I do! I hold off on posting them sometimes though.)

DO YOU SOMETIMES WRITE DRABBLES?   YES / NO (Absolutely! I love writing drabbles. Sometimes I just have feelings about a situation that need to come out, man. Drabbles let me explore certain events in a slightly different way than a thread with a partner can.)

DO YOU THINK A LOT ABOUT YOUR MUSE DURING THE DAY?   YES / NO (all the time. this is my wife.)

ARE YOU CONFIDENT IN YOUR PORTRAYAL?   YES / NO / SORT OF? (most of the time? It seems to be generally well-received in any case, but I do sometimes get a little paranoid lmao)

ARE YOU CONFIDENT IN YOUR WRITING?   YES / NO / A LITTLE BIT. (Generally, yes - but I have my ups and downs for sure. Sometimes I read back through my own stuff and I’m like chef kiss, and other times I barely even want to post it lmao. I think that’s probably true of everyone, though?)

ARE YOU A SENSITIVE PERSON?   YES / NO. / SORTA.

DO YOU ACCEPT CRITICISM WELL ABOUT YOUR PORTRAYAL?   —   I think I would? If it was constructive, for sure.

DO YOU LIKE QUESTIONS, WHICH HELP YOU TO EXPLORE YOUR CHARACTER?   — Uhhhhhhhh absolutely. Anyone that sends me a question out of the blue has my total and eternal love.

IF SOMEONE DISAGREES TO A HEADCANON OF YOURS, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? — Sure! There’s always other perspectives, and if there’s stuff in-canon that proves me wrong I definitely want to see it. If it just comes down to personal interpretation though I’m.... probably not going to change it?

IF SOMEONE DISAGREES WITH YOUR PORTRAYAL, HOW WOULD YOU TAKE IT?   —  Eh. There are other blogs out there, I’m not going to be offended if you prefer a different iteration. Just let me have fun over here, and you can go have fun over there!

IF SOMEONE REALLY HATES YOUR CHARACTER, HOW DO YOU TAKE IT? — What’s not to like about her!!! But honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever come across a person who straight up hates Mitsuru as a character. I’m sure they’re out there somewhere, but I’m going to stay right here with my motorcycle queen and mind my business.

ARE YOU OKAY WITH PEOPLE POINTING OUT YOUR GRAMMATICAL ERRORS?   —   Of course! I try and catch them but when they slip through feel free to point it out if you care.

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE EASY GOING AS A MUN? —  I like to think so? Sometimes I don’t put myself out there so much in terms of ooc conversation - I have this really neat thing called anxiety, soooooooo yknow. Don’t want to bother people and stuff. But! If you come and talk to me it’s like a 99% that I’ll love and appreciate it.

[morethanonepage]

when you get this you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool!!)

tagged by @aimmyarrowshigh and uhhhhhhhh

People seem to like me and on the one hand I do try to be likable like, 75% of the time, sometimes I’m just really the worst & very mean & negative so I’m always impressed my niceness the rest of the time is. worth it for other people?

I’m braver than I used to be -- I’m willing to go out and do the things I want by myself, and don’t get so caught up in how things will look and whether I’ll fit in or if people will look at me. I mean I do still think about those things but I’m better at pushing myself to get over them and just do what I want anyway. 

I’m a good cook and a good baker and when I make food for other people I take real genuine care in making sure it’s appropriate for the occasion.

In general I am thoughtful -- maybe too thoughtful, maybe I do over think things sometimes -- but I do try to do things deliberately, from writing to cooking to dressing to taking pictures. I don’t want to produce unnecessary things so I think hard about whether anything I do is truly needed. 

People at work and in my family trust me enough to edit their writing and I’m proud of that.

Tagging idk @waverly-earp, @youandthemountains, @jessicamiriamdrew, @calsyee, @jolliedroger, @lotus0kid, @theyrights and anyone else who’d like to do it!

[0zrockbitway]

Fanfic Writers’ Meme

Tagged by: @calmystorm-saltycandy thank you so much!!

What is your total word count on AO3?

It took me a good moment to figure this out because I never look at AO3 statistics but uhh-

How often do you write?

My writing is sporadic lmao. Sometimes I am IN THE MOOD to write like for a whole week then I die and don’t write for almost a month. I really want to try and write something once a day but hmmmmm :’) 

Do you have a routine for writing?

Depends? For one shots I just kinda look up info if needed and then get into writing it. Then I edit it usually later in the day or the next. On the rare occasion a few days later, but this is only if I end up actually writing the full one shot and I’m satisfied with it. If its for a lengthier thing, then I end up having to research, outline, think if I really want to write it or not, write at least up to 4-5 chapters before actually posting. Then just kinda go on from there.

What are your favorite kinks/tropes/pairing?

Kinks: uhhhhhhhh good question! I don’t really write smut so hmm;; can I say my kink is getting reviews/comments lmao. truthfully though I know my kinks but rather not say lol I don’t even write them so no one will ever know yay

Tropes: Are AUs a trope? I like AUs. Hanahaki is something I like but I haven’t written much on it sadly;; Dragon aus to! Thats also something I need to write more on. I guess most of my tropes are just...casual relationships? Idk how to explain but like just a kiss or hand holding or stuff like that? Slice of life, oneshots.

Pairing: Hello I will forever write about afufubu & hiromido in the ina11 fandom. probably. but also I’m in love with pawnshipping from yugioh arc-v, idolshipping from yugioh gx, tendershipping and memoryshipping from the original yugioh, foilshipping and hellshark from zexal! I latch onto other ships from other series but will I ever write for them? Depends if I get inspired or something. A while back I used to do crowluke from professor layton and there were some pokemon ships to but inspiration comes and goes.

Do you have a favorite fic of yours?

Ribbon (Ina11 FFN || AO3): This was my first afufubu fic/oneshot and it means a lot to me! I’m pretty sure there are errors and junk there but,,,its cute and I really like it,,,I have no other reason than just that lmao

Playing the Pawn (yugioh arc-v FFN || AO3): I still think about this one shot to this day and like damn did I really write this? Like theres a whole world I could expand on here and I kinda want to but /lies down how to do so. Anyway! It was a fun exploration on pawnshipping and poking at this...world I created (I don’t even know what to call this au my dudes) but god this was so fun to write.

No one would miss me (yugioh zexal FFN || AO3): Another oneshot but I kinda like how I wrote this one? I just remember writing in like an odd way maybe because (as my author note apparently says) I wrote it in 2 hours and was just going with slightly different...wording? syntax? I dunno. It also kinda looks into Vector’s head. Apparently he’s the one I focus on for foilshipping-ish fics so thats fun.

Your fic with the most kudos?

GOD would you believe my fics with most kudos are the only ndrv3 fics I’ve written and it was while the game was out for like 2-3 days in Japan shfehwpa. ANYWAY there’s Question with 114 kudos & Be My Robot with 99 kudos. Both are kiibouma fics.

Anything you don’t like about your writing?

laughs everything

sometimes I feel like I get repetitive with...words in fics. maybe its just me but sometimes I’m like??? didn’t I already write this??? and I can’t tell if I have or haven’t and boy do I get worried and have to take a moment and think.

also I’m not like,,,descriptive enough? like I know thats my weak point and it bothers the hell out of me but,,,man I can’t go into descriptions for the life of me they always feel like shit and HMMMMM. I know I don’t have to aim for fancy prose descriptions but they never feel,,,right when I do them.

Now something you do like about your writing?

UM I’m not sure how to answer this one;; I could say characterization? At least since I’ve been told I’m pretty spot on with that more than once! 

I guess I could say...the stories themselves? I don’t really know how to say this but like...I actually forget what I write sometimes (I’ve look at my fic list and I swear there are like 3 fics I forgot I ever created okay) and on the rare occasion I decide to pick one and read it again. And like, as a reader I enjoy them? You could argue cuz ‘yeah ya big dummy you wrote them so of course you’re going to like them!’ and that does count cause hey! its a fic about a ship/something I’m interested in. But I enjoyed reading it (which is really surprising for me) and it makes me think if I could enjoy reading my own stuff maybe someone else does to. I hope that made sense ahh;;;  

Tagging: I have no idea who writes on here who hasn’t been tagged so uhhhh if you think this is interesting to answer then go ahead and do it! finger guns

[ao3feed-bemorechill]

hey there mr blue, were so pleased to be with you

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2JBuNC5

by Pinktoria

mr blue you did it right, but soon comes mr night bad end. i recommend reading the other two works in this series to understand this one.

 “Why are we even here?” Jeremy asked unhappily. He stepped up onto the porch as the Squip led him along, blinking when they turned and sneered at him before motioning for him to ring the doorbell.

[Because, Jeremy. You’ve been ascending the ladder of popularity at a slower rate.] They told him, giving him a onceover. [Nearly 45% slower than when we started. We cannot allow that to happen. If you’re going to be popular, you need to keep your reputation up.]

“If you say so,” He mumbled, and stepped forward to press his finger against the rubbery doorbell button.

Words: 7189, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of good end/bad end

Fandoms: Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jeremy Heere, Michael Mell, 2 ocs so far, some gals from the book, The SQUIP, rich is mentioned but not there (yet)

Relationships: Jeremy Heere/Michael Mell

Additional Tags: Attempted Rape/Non-Con, Emotional Manipulation, this isnt the party that was mentioned in only everyone can judge me, Vomiting, Underage Drinking, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, jeremy hurt him fot.., Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Hurt No Comfort, Basically, Mountain Dew Red, mentions of michael in the bathroom, MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM AT A HOE DOWN, its not actually The michael in the bathroom. its just a parallel, but they talk about mihcael in the bathroom, Not Canon Compliant, Video Game Endings, Bad end, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Unresolved Emotional Tension, uhhhhhhhh idk how else to tag this so ig ill die, tell me if theres anything else you think needs tagged and well. ill tag it, boyf riends is endgame but. hmmm.

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2JBuNC5

[trashiecat]

i got tagged by the darling scarlett @sqvalors for like this ask meme thing !

fictional characters you relate to? uhhhhhhhhhhhh. fuck. i think #1 is dipper pines like hands down and then also remus ??? it always comes back to remus doesn’t it ............

book you can read over and over without getting tired of?

oh my god i don’t know. i feel like i haven’t read a book in one thousand years. which is a real shame bc like ?????/ i recently got a lot of new books and they’re just uhhhhh sitting there.

what’s your favorite comfort show/movie?

rn it’s definitely rewatching Chuck, but also any episode of The Joy of Painting, and alsooooo uhhhhhh Cheers. like i watched the entire series of cheers on netflix when my anxiety was at an all time high and i was still trying to force thru it and go to school lmfao a Mistake™ but Cheers was there for me

which fictional character are you most defensive over?

idk anymore tbh ????? back in boomslangies days it was deffo peter but i mean. idk i still have a lot of Feelings abt him and how interesting his story could have truly been but like. idk at this point hp is literally no longer anything i care about lmfao thanks jkr for both creating and ruining the series that shaped my entire childhood !!

show you fell out of love with?

dang definitely supernatural. also oitnb !!! scarlett we’re on such a wavelength w/ these holy shit. uhhh what else tho ??? doctor who, once moffat took over. like that was. rough.

show you’re most excited for?

oh !!!! a friend of mine and i are gonna watch this new PBS show called We’ll Meet Again and it’s abt like ppl that met when they were children or at some point in their lives that greatly impacted their entire life and for whatever reason fell out of contact and are now !! getting back into contact on the show !!!!

also im v excited for westworld s2 (which should come out this year i mean i hope)

what’s your aesthetic?

uhhhhhhhhh. bones. skeletons. cloaks. secrecy. candlelight in the woods. u know normal stuff.

favorite fanfic tropes?

oh god definitely fake dating. i’ll take that to my grave. soulmates / destined whatever / red thread shit like i will eat that up. friends to lovers, enemies to lovers, lovers to enemies. uhhhhhhhh. dang that’s all i can think of tbh. im a simple skeleton with simple needs.

tagging

literally anyone that wants to do this would be neat so please tag me if u do !!!

[atethys]

Tagged by : @farseersfool and I could have sworn someone else tagged me in something similar recently, but I’ve poured through my notes and I cannot find it

Rules: answer the 20 questions, and tag 20 amazing followers that you’d like to get to know better.

Name: Sam

Nicknames: uh Ra for a while, but mostly just Sam

Zodiac sign : scorpio

Height : 5′5″

Orientation : queer af. uh agender and some kind of bi? transmasc though.

Ethnicity : white and Pakistani

Favourite Fruit : mango, but only the ones off the tree in my backyard. also I’m kind of allergic so that’s no fun :/

Favourite Season : summer I guess?

Favourite Book Series : hmm idk. I haven’t read a book series that’s piqued my interest for some time. I think the last one was Dune, but I never finished the series.

Favorite Flower: uhhhhhhhh

Favorite Scent : cooking/baking food. except the smell of deep frying things. or maybe fresh jasmine?

Favorite Colour : light blue

Favorite Animal : orcas!

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Cocoa : I put hot cocoa in my coffee to make it bearable and I p much only like mint tea, so hot cocoa I guess. all of them have their time and place

Average Sleep Hours: it used to be far less, but like 8 now

Favorite Fictional Characters: I’ve been thinking a lot lately about Grantaire from les mis, Dave Strider from HS, Nico D’Angelo from PJO, Jason Todd from DC, Zuko from ATLA, Mordin from ME, everyone from ME, Midna from LOZ:TP, Lightning from FF13, Sulu from Star Trek, this could really go on literally all day, but I’m gonna stop it here

Number of Blankets You Sleep With : preferably it will be warm enough to need none, but sometimes one is nice

Dream Trip : not that this isn’t something I’ve done before, but I love cruises! being out on the oceans is super great and also there is a lot of food

Blog Created : uh long ago, when too many people stopped being on lj, I came here to find more spirk content. 

okay so I looked through an uncomfortable number of email pages to find this answer, but 2011 is apparently when I made my blog, but I don’t think I used it for anything except lurking until a few years later.

Number of Followers: 472, but I believe that at least half of them are porn bots

Tagging: uhhhh I’m not tagging 20 people, but if u see this and wanna do this, def @ me so I can see

@nekromantorium @queerseth @galvelociraptor @silvermoondarksky @waffle-dolphin @laracroftsleftknee 

[leviismybitch]

I’ve been lazy with these things bc life but I decided to put my effort into them again because I miss being active on tumblr. So, hey, what’s up? Also hey this is hella late :’D

I was tagged by @mongoose-bite. Thank you cruncharoo :3

Always post the rules. Answer the questions asked, then write 11 new ones. Tag 11 people to answer your questions, as well as the person who tagged you.

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1. You can (safely) visit another planet in our solar system. Which one and why? 

Uhm, I... don’t know which one I’d visit tbh. A planet that can sustain human life? Maybe take a couple of friends with me and we could chill there to get away from bullshit? That’s a nice thought :’D

2. What are you looking forward to?

Well, currently? The weekly updates of Yuri on Ice because it’s kind of become my grounding. It’s got me hyped. Also I’m looking forward to ... some kpop stuff XD one of my favourite groups is promoting right now so they’re on a lot of variety shows and they have a lot of performances which are great to watch.

3. What do you dance to when no one is watching?

Upbeat, hard bass, body-rolling type of music. I usually dance in the mirror or around the apartment when no one is home. ... I just really hope none of my neighbours decided to window watch bc my dancing is anything but graceful haha :D If you want specific songs rn? Mostly kpop songs, Also Uptown Funk bc ofc. Uhhh also ABBA songs sometimes... and the PotC soundtrack :’D

4. What’s something about where you live that only a local would know?

Hrm. Idk I guess that we have a festival of culture (kind of, it’s actually hard to explain what it is) every year where people can go to artist corners and japanese workshops and i remember there being a kendo lesson one time and there’s also mini concerts and food stalls and ye it’s nice.

5. How’s that thing you’re working on going?

UHHHHHHHH y dis? ;o; it’s going very slowly and painfully. The WIP I’m currently working on doesn’t seem to be going anywhere but I’m trying to push on. I’ll make it work. It’s been ages since I’ve posted anything and it’s making me feel restless so I need to somehow break this endless circle of non-productivity :’D wish me luck haha

6. Have you ever had a food that you ate some much of you put yourself off it forever?

YES. Potatoes. I honestly do not like potatoes all too much because when I was a kid my grandpa liked to overfeed me with them so I just never really got over that. Now I occasionally eat mashed potatoes and very very rarely fries (from mcdonalds where they basically don’t even taste like potatoes but more like salt >.>) but not any other kind of potatoes. I just don’t like them at all. Rice is the bae for me.

7. What’s on your bedroom walls?

My guitar and four photo frames: a picture of smol me, a drawing I drew of Elsa, a grafitti painting I bought one time at the seaside of a horse in the moonlight (it’s very pretty), and a painting I did myself of my grandparents’ last puppy and kitty (I miss them). That’s basically it. Used to be posters, but, :’D

8. What do you wish had a fandom (or a bigger fandom)?

Huh, I dunno, I used to wish fandoms for anime I had just finished watching, but at the moment I feel like I’m mostly covered. So, yeah, currently nothing, but that’s liable to change :’D

9. What fictional organisation would you most want to work for?

To be honest, the only organisation I’d be willing to work in is any post-voldemort Wizarding organisation. Like, idk, maybe somewhere in the Ministry of Magic, or maybe at Hogwarts? If you can even count that as an organization? Dunno. But yes. I’d love to be able to do magic and work in a field for it!

10. Favourite pasta dish?

Spaghetti Bolognese :’D It’s a guilty pleasure.

11. What’s a trope guaranteed to make you love a character?

I’m trash for the most weird things tbh? And it doesn’t even make sense? Like, sometimes I love the asshole character(tm) but sometimes I don’t want to see a character like that at all. Sometimes I love the sunshine chars, sometimes I want that heavily tattooed char with a heart of gold, sometimes I want to see that grumpy char, etc. Idk. I just like well-written flawed-yet-still-lovable chars for the most part. IDK. I have weird preferences.

QUESTIONS:

1. What do you do when you can’t sleep?

2. What show/anime/movie/book etc. made you finally fall into the deep hole that is fandom?

3. What makes you hyped up and get things done?

4. What are some of your favourite singers/bands/groups?

5. What is your current show/anime/book etc. (choose one or many) that you’re watching/reading?

6. If you could give a hug to someone fictional, who would it be and why?

7. What is your favourite junk food/dessert?

8. What is your favourite thing of the town you live in?

9. That one song you always jam to?

10. Do you have that one trope you just can’t stop reading? If yes, which one is it?

11. If you were given a chance to master one language in a day, which one would it be and why?

I tag: @perksofbeingawaifu @erenbaegerr @monsoondownpour @pureren @raindrop-rouge @sugarplum-senpai @bfketh @ryukoishida @onewhositswiththeturtles @titanteeth @xenophonspeaks and anyone else that wants to do it ^^

[secret-reed900]

faq??

uhhhhhhhh hi i guess

q. who tf are you

a. secret!!!! all u need to know is she/her pronouns & over 18

ok fine that’s kinda dramatic my name is liz i guess

it’s a common name surely nothing can go wrong and no one i know will ever find me & this will stay a secret 5ever (rip)

q. why is this a secret tho

a. because i don’t want to get SHOVED INTO A LOCKER on my main?? no sorry rip it’s actually bc i spent MONTHS shit talking this ship on my main where everyone could hear me & now........i’m obsessed with it & i’m too proud to own up to my sins :( part of me is still like “this is absolutely irredeemable garbage & this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me??” god fuck detroit isn’t even that good of a game, david cage can’t even write, i hate this, what did i do to deserve this, why do i love this enough to make a whole secret sideblog for it,

q. do you tag for anything

a. yah i (try to, i’m not perfect) warn for nsfw, blood, and death in visual media, for fics i trust the authors to take care of their own content warnings (mostly bc i'm lazy). for navigation purposes i tag stuff as art, fic, graphics (gifs/still/manips) or misc (cosplay headcanons shitposts w/e idk yet it’s good to cover ur bases) and then i tag the characters that are in it too so like rk900, gavin, tina, hank, connor, w/e. also i have a fav tag and a cats tag bc, like, obviously you just need a tag for cats? if you want me to tag anything else for warning or navigation stuff u can always send me a message i don’t mind. i wanna make ~*~Friends~*~

q. is it ok to reblog/follow/etc if this blog is supposed to be a secret

absolutely pls do 

q. what name do u like best for rk900

a. richard as a formal name but nine(s) as a nickname :’)

q. gavin?? cats???

a. YAH!! THAT’S THE STUFF!!!!!

q. do u think rk900 has a dick

i’m torn?? under one hand  i’m pretty sure there’s no way amanda equipped that dude with a disco stick bc he just doesn’t need one to do what he was designed to do but under the other i do love me a good old-fashioned garbage couple with Sexual Tension™ so like my answer is a v neutral “nah but i don’t mind if other people do”

q. what’s gavin’s damage

he tries to go thru life pretending he’s a top when everyone knows good & damn well he’s a bottom

q. do u like/post any other ships

y es i do strongly love other ships but not any other involving connor & related characters so dw about your notp showing up on this blog or anything lol (sorry hankcon friends)

q. hey like aren't you lonely. isn't this so lonely, keeping this terrible secret inside of your soul. aren't you like absolutely going mad with the sheer devastating isolation of it all. don't you want to be free from your shame

a. hello??? why do u think i made this blog?? oh god yes i am so lonely yes i want more detroit friends yes please come talk to me about the horrible robot game my messages are on anon is on i have a discord

just for the love of robot jesus don't tell anybody i know that i'm here