#ugh. I’m so fucking mad.

[fractallogic]

I am SO GRUMPY today because ALL THESE PEOPLE are making me do things I DONT WANT TO DO, THANKS, and I DONT ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO THEM, THANKS

I don’t actually care that much about literacy! If I’m supposed to write a project I’m interested in doing for the next three years, it won’t be about literacy! That doesn’t fit my profile and I don’t really want it to! Where did you get the idea that we should do literacy anyway!!

Also READ MY DOCUMENTS I keep sending you things to read PLEASE READ THEM instead of going for the umpteenth time “what are you proposing again? okay walk me through your project”. If you’re too busy, that’s fine!! Just tell me that!!

ALSO also can we just PRETEND that work isn’t the most important thing and just say “oh that’s GREAT!!” when I’m like “actually next week I can only meet on zoom, not in person, because I’m traveling to see my partner”??? Like I know you SLEEP IN THE LAB INSTEAD OF GOING HOME on a horrifyingly regular basis but oh my god

And then NEIGHBOR. STOP GIVING ME YOUR FARM SHARE LEFTOVERS. I FUCKING HATE SWISS CHARD AND I DONT ACTUALLY LIKE LETTUCE THAT MUCH EITHER. THROW AWAY YOUR OWN MOLDY VEGETABLES. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. NO THANK YOU MEANS NO. STOP BREACHING MY BOUNDARIES. Fucking christ.

Also Artemis goddamn stop trying to eat the stuff I’m preparing for lunch

Also BREAD stop being MOLDY why can’t you just wait until Friday!!!

So I don’t fucking know, LEAVE ME AFUCKINGLONE

[muckyschmuck]

ew nasty terf bitch get away from me

[peter-weir]

it’s really fucked how I, a childless full-time working adult on a fairly average wage cannot afford to buy a house or even an apartment in the city i was born (sydney australia). it’s fucked that a house in sydney today costs around 14 times my annual wage, when in 1995 (one year after I was born) the average house price was around 6 times the median annual wage. it’s fucked how i’d only be able to afford to buy a place if I shared finances with another full-time working adult (which i don’t), and that this is probably going to be a huge issue when I get towards ‘retirement age’ because the government basically doesn’t give a shit about you if you’re not a landlord with a nuclear family

[daeyumi]

i think uh. the Announcement has ruined my night actually. the more i think abt it the worse it gets haha.. 🙃🫠 like literally i don’t think there’s a way the movie can be good. i’m gonna get off social media for tonight & go play switch or smthn,,,,,,,,

[frnkiebby]

ffuuuuuccckkkkk~🎃

[the-lesbian-orpheus]

ONLY ONE??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONLY ONE 😭

[pigeonperch]

Grrrrr back fucking hurts but I need to stand in the shower on the fucking most uncomfortable shower floor can somebody kill someone for me.

[suguru-getos]

the seniors at my work are fucking annoying me ‼️

[sweetie-peaches]

maybe it is about poly mc or maybe it’s about tubhalo or just tubbo shipping as a whole, who knows

but wait til they find out i used to write /r clingy duo fics…

Oh no whatever will Twitter do, /r clingy duo? How scaryyyy /sarc

Twitter loosing their shit when you ship qtubbo with anyone except Fred is so. So weird. He’s a fully grown adult guys, guys please he’s made many many jokes about having sex with said people to the point it’s a lil weird to see them as family. Guys. Guys please you don’t say you want to fuck your father or make out with your father please

[luvrxbunny]

i stepped in my cats throw up bare foot and now i feel like i need to scrape the skin off of my foot for it to be clean again

[pataliemortman]

NO U DO NOT USE MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME MERCHANT GUY TO SELL UR MERCH !!!!!!!

😤😤😤

[tomatoluvr69]

I do think the general rule of you can never add too much garlic is a good one, and important training wheels for normie midwesterners, brits, etc (sry 4 the cheap shot lol)…however I just spent literally over 30 minutes slowly browning onions and cumin perfectly for my mujadara and mixed it all up with the lentils and rice. And then I fucked it up supremely by adding garlic powder. Just stomped all over my painstakingly cultivated browned onion flavor :-( :-( :-( :-( what I have now is horrible quotidian lentil rice. My beautiful fleeting mujadara…she is gone…dead with all the things that made her special……….learn from my mistakes. Ouuuuuughhhhh :-(

[laughinglynx]

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[romantichopelessly]

literally the catch 22 of making urself less to keep people around you directly leading to people leaving u bc you’re not opening up to them 🧍‍♀️

[lesbiansanemi]

Oh god. I have to see my family in three days

[ab4eva]

Honestly, I’m getting real tired of this man’s blatant disregard for our feelings.