#u get this gif for this ugly ask u RAT

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I posted 6,890 times in 2022

3,083 posts created (45%)

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#iwtv / - 212 posts

#peaky blinders / - 103 posts

#breaking bad lb / - 91 posts

#litg / - 71 posts

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#milk crochets / - 31 posts

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#litg spoilers - 20 posts

#milk is reading iwtv / - 19 posts

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#like sit and think about all the ways you have wronged me and suffer with the fact that theres nothing you can do to fix it bc i am gone

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

louis ze 21st century is so ...convenient! if i am 'ungry all i need to do is open ze grinder application and ze food comes to me! C'est merveilleux, non? I do have a question, louiee. ze people in zis app--why do zey ask me to "show hole?" what do zey mean, mon amour?

18 notes - Posted November 12, 2022

#4

I have never wanted anything more than to be in these group chats

18 notes - Posted September 28, 2022

#3

Louis, you must know zat she is lying!!! I would never call Claudia zat terrible word!!! Do u really zink I am so ‘eartless, so ‘orrible? I know you do not zink that I am listening but I am—What do mean “what word?” You know ze word Louis. It is ze word I cannot say. You know ze word!! Why would you want me to say ze word, Louis, when you know zat I cannot say it! No, I am not going to say it! You gave me ze what pass??

25 notes - Posted November 16, 2022

#2

Wild theory but what if Claudia, ever suspicious and eyes always open to things Louis refuses to see, figures out that Lestat is in Paris and currently doing…something with Armand.

Maybe she goes to meet him, finding the ugly, run down tower. Maybe he wades through dust and cobwebs until she finds him. The once beautiful and proud Lestat, now disheveled and sickly. Weak from too much time of sustaining himself only on rats, as he is too weak to feed only anything else.

Maybe she ridicules him. Taking explicit joy that despite her being prevented from destroying him, that he has lost everything.

Maybe he sneers at her. Tells her that Armand has been asking a lot of questions. That he’s been answering them. Tells her that perhaps she’ll meet the fate she once condemned him to.

Maybe she leaves the decrepit tower, thinking on whether to tell Louis. To plan yet another escape.

Maybe she finds Louis, all moon-eyed and glowing with new love. Maybe she hesitates, remembering how he chose Lestat over her time and time again. Even when she tried to save him, he still chose Lestat.

Maybe she decides that in order to save herself, she needs to give up on saving Louis.

Maybe she slips out of the theater into night, bags and coffin packed.

Maybe she hopes one day, she and Louis can meet again when he is freed and repentant. Maybe she hates him, and will always hate him. Maybe there is a wound that will never be healed, forever bleeding and forever corrupting anything they may share.

Maybe.

32 notes - Posted November 10, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I’m so terrified I knit this sweater too big and I refuse to frog it

47 notes - Posted August 12, 2022

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