#tzp you're insane. INSANE.

[yrsonpurpose]

This scene is such a pivotal moment in the film but also in their relationship.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

he talked so much about the matrix over fashion week.

so much. every chance he got.

[taste-thewaste]

Favorite blogs here on Tumblr? ❤️

omg i get to show love to people and it's not weird because someone specifically asked? thank you anon! this could go on forever!

first my best friend @england-would-fall she's super busy rn but her fic is AMAZING and she even writes poetry sometimes and her reblogs of course are top tier, not to mention she is just all around wonderful and supportive of me in ways that i do not deserve but am eternally grateful for. can't imagine life without you, bby <3 if you don't follow her what the fuck are you even doing

top tier tummy truther, rwrb/nicky/tzp blog, insanely talented writer and amazing human who i am so grateful to @henrysfox

sweet angel babies who enable my rpf and fic like you wouldn't believe and just give me so much kindness (plus are just amazing rwrb blogs in their own right) @lfg1986-2 @stratocumulusperlucidus @mylucayathoughts

the funniest dude of all time whose tags belong in a coffee table book so that i can peruse them decadently with a coke zero at the end of the night and who also has top tier taste and is a genuinely great person @bigassbowlingballhead

super supportive, kind, hilarious, amazing writer and safe space @eusuntgratie

if you're looking for amazing art and amazing people PLEASE look no further than my dear friends @sherlock-is-ace and @luainthewild and please check out their commissions

THE QUEEN @myteavsricochet her content is absolutely top tier and she is so sweet

genuinely amazing blogs run by amazing, hilarious people that i am lucky to know @insecuregodcomplex, @mossy-fae/@firstprincehornyramblings, @tailsbeth-writes, @wtfuckevenknows

@captainjunglegym @softboynick @goddess-darkness @onthewaytosomewhere @doublecheekedkinard (Chloe ily you were on the tip of my tongue I’m so sorry)

this is what my oscar acceptance speech would sound like btw

[alittlefrenchtree]

I love how whenever we get any sort of tzp update, no matter what kind of update it is, we all just collectively have the universal thought of "I love him". Like every single time. The chokehold this man has over us is insane.

hahahahahaha you're definitely not wrong. I lowkey hate that he made me share coachella content in here but damn it's hard to resist 😭

[eusuntgratie]

Okay updates on my hockey ~descent~

I've been reading a bit of bennguin and that was pretty good, I've been looking at some vids and I swear when Tyler got into a fight after someone took a cheap shot at Jamie 😭 like why do I care so much about that?? Anyway I have also just finished reading closed fracture by lightgetsin and it was so lovely <3 so looking for some more recs for sidgeno if you have them! (also why are there (((( all over the place sometimes? I've seen a few in fics and in tweets?) I do really like the Penguins logo and jerseys so maybe I'll follow them closer when things get moving a bit more, its the off season now right? Some other ships I'm a fan of is sterek from teen wolf, Sirius/Remus from hp, Macdennis from iasip, steve/bucky - just pretty basic ones lel 😬

oooooh i'm so excited to answer this okay okay. thank you for the update i love this!

tyler seguin is everyone's favorite slutty bisexual. go bananas in his tag (just #tyler seguin or #seguin) on tumblr and you'll find some great shit. that ship doesn't get as much attention anymore bc benn isn't fandom's favorite. i don't know enough about the stars to know all the reasons, but he did a very dirty and unneccessary hit on the vegas golden knights captain in the playoffs this year and that was enough to make me not like him. i can rec some stars blogs if you want - they are a great team with a solid fandom presence and a lot of young amazing players. and they have seggy :)

um, if you love boys being overprotective on the ice, i can definitely give you some pens moments but ALSO you should look into tknp (travis konecny/nolan patrick). i think i have a #protective tk tag on here you can browse bc the boy goes batshit insane anytime someone touches his boy. one of the big reasons a lot of us fell for that ship. you don't have to be a flyers fan to love them; tk is a fandom darling bc he's so tiny and fighty and wonderful.

also, any decent player is very protective of their goalie, so if you love that dynamic, you might enjoy some defenseman/goalie pairings or there's just some fun clips and gifs out there. i'll try to reblog some stuff for you. give my poor followers a break from the rwrb posting and tzp thirst 😂

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON SIDGENO OH GOD. okay i'll reblog a few posts for them because the things they say about each other are just. alright. you're in love. we get it. okay.

King and Lionheart is the fic that made me fall for sidgeno. There is an excellent podfic available as well.

I could give you a billion sidgeno recs and writers and blogs to follow. What kind of fic do you like? Fluff? Whump? PWP? Kink? ABO? Monsterfuckery? Sidgeno is the most popular hockey rpf ship at least by numbers on ao3; we got it all, baby! I read a lot of angst and porn, so I don't want to throw a bunch of recs at you without knowing what you like :)

((( and )))))))) are russian smileys... so you're probably reading Geno texting. So instead of texting (or tweeting - you can see these in some of his old tweets): i'll be there soon :) he would text i'll be there soon )))

we ARE in the offseason but hockey comes back (relatively) soon. preseason games (exhibition games that don't count towards playoff standings) start at the end of september and the season kicks off in October. The Penguins season opener is vs the Chicago Blackhawks which should be a VERY fun game to watch, bc Chicago drafted Connor Bedard this year, one of the best hockey prospects since Sid himself. Bedard is insanely talented and we are all very eager to see how he does in the NHL. Sid was Bedard's favorite player growing up (he is so many players' favorite player growing up) and they've met and they are both very sweet boys and anyway it will be an interesting game.

Stucky was my first ship since really diving into fandom and I spent a ton of time in Teen Wolf fandom! There's a ton of teen wolf on my ao3, mostly sterek, but i mostly write hockey these days.

feel free to keep sending me questions! there's a lot to learn when you first dive into hockey but i love the sport and love this fandom!!

[bigassbowlingballhead]

If you had to show your irl friends only one picture of tzp to prove how gorgeous he is, which one would you pick? My brain is full of worms and this is something I think about kind of a lot for how unlikely it is to happen lol. Like, they ask "who's your celebrity crush" and I answer tzp and they don't know who he is (sad for them) and if I'm going to show them exactly one thing how do I immediately get them to be like "oh damn yeah I get it, he's beautiful." For me I think it would be either the baby blue Prada turtleneck, the video of him getting out of the car shirtless and into that green blazer, or the black lace top and leather pants where his tits look *incredible*. But as the resident expert, I would love to hear your opinion.

P.S. no fair picking the waterfall picture, even though he is outrageously sexy in it. I know it's the picture of all time, good grief he looks good like that

P.P.S. I'm sorry you're getting stupid anons for *checks notes, squints in confusion* having your opinions on your own blog. For whatever it's worth, not only do I appreciate your funny tags and thirst posts, they have genuinely helped me start to process and try to feel better about my own sexual desire and horny feelings, both on and off main. Keep doing you 💙

okay, excluding the waterfall photo is rude i've literally used that exact shot to show some friends how hot he is before. because of course i did.

i think i'd go with...

it shows his love for jack, his body (with hair!) those insane arm veins and just look at his face. I think it's a good second place.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

Tzp is so beautiful it’s actually insane? He just exists he’s out there being beautiful. I stare at pictures of him and go ‘Oh my god???’ Because it’s unreal? His face his smile what the heck. I know that he knows he’s attractive (in a humble normal kinda way not conceited). But do you ever think he fears that might overshadow what he wants to talk about? Or roles? Not a big huge fear but just … I’m not sure how to word this? Nothing serious just something maybe bothersome? He’s got such a huge heart it seems and a bright earnest and honest outlook I sometimes wonder what it’s like being THAT beautiful/hot and in the industry that he’s in. There’s other beautiful hot people in that industry of course but I don’t know. I wonder what it’s like being that hot while having goals and being in that industry and passionate about so much stuff

I get what you're saying and i'm very guilty of exactly what you're talking about.

like last night i jumped to get to his story notification as fast as possible, thinking it would be some slutty selfie but it was a very important eco post about a reef being destroyed for the Olympics. which i'm very glad he shared, i was not aware this was a thing that was happening.

so i do think that's happening more often, but hopefully people are listening because he is talking about important things.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

2, 3, 8, 19, 21, 25 :)

well first of all, rude. but okay

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

Eddie Diaz would not top buck. That ass was made to be bred, and honestly i think that's all i have to say.

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

i feel like i've done pretty good avoiding horrible 911 takes. I've been very selective with the 911 blogs i follow, so i'm going to break and not do this for 911, but for rwrb. And that's just to say the worst take is that "tzp is basically white" which is such an insane thing to say.

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

that bobby's not daddy. Bobby is in fact *hair tuck* daddy

21. part of canon you think is overhyped

the fucking couch. enough said.

25. common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

the word queerbaiting.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

Do you think it’s strange fans follow tzp and nick’s siblings for a glimpse of content of tzp or Nick? I’m unsure if nick’s sisters Instagram is even public I don’t even know anything about her besides her name but I know fans on Twitter follow one of Taylor’s sisters on Instagram? The one that’s close to his age with the light brown hair? I am aware Taylor is close with his siblings so of course he’s going to be around them but I find it a bit weird. The same for Nick he adores his sister but their siblings are living their own lives and I dunno to follow just for a glimpse of Taylor or nick’s voice or their face is a bit weird to me. Taylor or Nick will post when they want to and we will be getting a lot of content from both of them soon anyway because of all that is coming up with events and promo

i'm probably the wrong person to ask about this, because i too, follow some of Taylor's siblings. The post i believe you're referring to that sister's account is public, and she's in the industry as well.

I think, as long as you're respectful about it and don't comment insane things or tag them in posts there's no issue. That's what it's always going to come down to, respect.

His older sister, was public before the movie came out but went private because people wouldn't stop commenting crazy shit on her account. Like wildlife, observe from a far.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

okay to add a little clarification, the only anons i've been blocking are the ones who've been unnecessarily cruel about Taylor. That's my block line, you shit on tzp, you get the block.

but again, you're free to dislike a movie but do it in your own space. i'm just having fun around here. that's what we should all do. focus on what we're having fun with. life is too short to spend time focusing on things you don't like or sending insane anonymous messages to people on a blogging website.

at the opinions anon

i'm aware people have their own opinions, so they should keep them to themselves and out of my fucking inbox.

anons are for being horny and ashamed about it, not telling me how much you hate an upcoming movie. that's weirdo behavior, use your own blogs for that.