#ty for sending this in boo ! ♡

[cregansdingdong]

imagine cregan and y/n breaking the bed one night just because of his sheer strength and muscle whilst pounding her, ik the conversation with the winterfell wood crafter would be awks as hell afterwards whilst asking for it to be repaired 😇😇

IM HAVING A PROPHETIC VISION, ANON.

At this point, Cregan and his boo thang are just going to have to become familiar with the man. There is no other option, because your choices are either to have this embarrassing conversation a multitude of times with multiple woodcrafters or just one. Because if y'all think this is a one-time thing, you are terribly mistaken.

Cregan is a very passionate person in bed, regardless if he's on top or not. He wants to make sure the two of you are satiated—that does mean the bed will snap like a twig under a boot i dont make the rules i just work here. Personally, I find the actual deliverance of the bedframe to be the most mortifying. Firstly, that big ass broken bed has to be dismantled and removed, if it's not fixable, which takes manpower, and then the new one brought into the Great Keep and put together. Otherwise, the woodcrafter is going to have to make a house call and show up with his tools and planks, walking toward your marital chambers which is embarrassing too :)

ɴᴏᴛ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ. (thoughts ver.)

NSFW stuff under the cut. 18+ only. I'm not responsible for the content you choose to consume. ty.

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That familiar groan under his weight should've been the first warning sign, but Cregan was too distracted to notice. He was lapping at her pretty cunt, tongue delving as deep as he could go and as thorough as he could be without the motions being too unsteady. Alright maybe he did notice initially, but the thought was very quickly shoved to the back of his mind—especially when his pretty wife was trying to rock herself onto his nose, letting out the most quiet of whimpers muffled by their sheets. His ears were focused on her and her only.

With her pearl rubbing against his bridge and his cock feeling so strained in his trousers, no one could really blame him for forgetting about the delicate state of the bed in an instant. Last time they’d gotten particularly frantic in their lovemaking, there had been a low snap somewhere beneath the mattress, a taunt that he was probably too hefty to be moving so much. But winter was coming, a man’s gotta eat…in more ways than one.

By the time he’d recalled they should begin to take it easy on the bed, he was already balls deep behind her, hands gripping the flesh of her ass like a lifeline. He was suffocating in the best way, cock nestled inside, fogging his brain with nothing but instinct. And then she started begging. By then, well, he decided they needed a new bed anyway—six moons wasn’t too bad. Lasted longer than the previous replacement. Three harsh, unrelenting spanks bloom red on her backside as she squeezes around him, sending his blood pumping to the beat of an imaginary war drum. It would be a miracle from the Gods if she wasn’t pregnant by mid-summer. Cregan just couldn’t help himself.

Rutting against her like a man starved, the right side of the bed almost completely collapses, caving in and nearly throwing him off balance. His wife gasped, pleasure momentarily halted as she looked back at him. “Again? Seriously? I told you to write to him last time, did you?” The answer was no, no he did not. “It might have…slipped…my mind.” He murmured, trying to ignore the throbbing in his full balls. They had a silent conversation of glares and a sheepish grin. Then she concedes. “...We might as well finish then. I doubt it can get any worse.”

It could, actually. And it did. He came hard some twenty minutes later, pounding their hips together with a steady desperation. The dip of the broken side was a little annoying, but manageable. Without the support, the right beams of the canopy end up falling right down. No one was harmed, of course. It was only drapes. Cregan found it almost comical but his wife did not. It was going to be a long letter.

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[pjsk-writin]

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[atmymercy]

hii tea, how are you doing?

i woud love to participate in ur giveaway, also this one is super fun but have soooooo many music in this world that i got confused and indecisive so i will choose more than one for you... sorry i hate choose 1 thing i always got indecisive T.T

could be super wrong, but I have a perception that you are like the high priest because I see that you are kind to people and your writing is witty and fun, but you seem to me to have very intense energy,I can't explain it but you have something intense (like bjork vibe maybe loll?) that contrasts with your gentle aura like... nothing bad but i don't know how to explain... I think you know how to protect yourself!

I hope you can read it.. I don't know if the quality of the image has dropped a lot)

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so my tarot question is: I would like to ask what my future boo's passion is that he is pursuing, you once said that he's following a passion it's costing him a lot and and I'm curious about that 👀

xoxooxoxox

P 🐇

hello p! princess p! i'm doing great! i hope you are too! and no worries! i don't mind if you send it a couple! i can get like that too so i get it! lol plus there's so much brilliant music out there! and i can't get enough of it! lol

and you're not wrong at all, honey! you are pretty much spot on! look at you following your intuition and reading my vibes! aww i'm so proud! though omg what's a bjork vibe? teach me! lol and i totally get it! i've been told that before and i l like to think of it as a compliment! a natural dark to my light! lol ps i'm so saving these! omg! thank you! no i really want a printer so i can print out cute stuff like this! omg!

for you and your moonology card (i read your other ask! ty!).

ah! i see! so that passion that is costing him so much right now? it looks very justice-orientated! most likely a police officer! i don't know how you feel about cops but it would seem that this passion is costing him a lot and making him feel very lonely yet busy out there! but why did he go into this? because he believes in keeping people safe and cared for. he may act like he's really hard but he's got all soft insides! lol but this passion is costing him because this is not a job to let your pride get the best of you and yet we all know what cops are trained to be like right now... so this is taxing on his mental health by having to fight his ego and pride in this job while trying to honor and respect people. plus fighting to feel good enough in all of this but don't worry too much about this! your spirit guides are reassuring that this will end in a win-win forecast. i see he either finds another job in this field or creates real change in the force. it matters how his heart decides but seeing as it hasn't yet, spirit doesn't want to say. lol

hope you enjoyed it! please give feedback or buy me a coffee when you can! also please tell your friends if you enjoyed this! if you want to explore this further, please consider a private read as well. also thank you for sharing with me!♡

love & light!

-tea

as always, my rules & info are in my pinned post if you're interested in a reading of your own!

[famosoentrescalles]

Do 4 of the emoji ones with blue in it pls ♡

Ty! xxI was a bit confused about the blue, because it says red emoji ask, but I suppose you’re not on mobile and mean those:

⛑ - has someone ever saved your life?Well, not directly, but without Farin Urlaub’s music, and the The Busters concerts I probably would not be alive anymore.

💉 - are you afraid of needles?Nope, not at all. 

🎈 - what was the wildest party you’ve ever thrown?I’ve never thrown a party at all (please, don’t boo me), but the wildest parties I attended were the aftershow parties at the SO36, Berlin.

📮 - do you enjoy getting mail?Yes!! I love getting postcards, and I also send lots of to my best friend when I’m on tour. 

Send me an red emoji!