#two have returned home but i can't get to see them bc of work ugh

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anyone wanna send some asks/anons??

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Just want to let you know (and maybe you know its me bc i always reblog your art or like it) that your bidwell and saxton changed my course of life *screaming fighting to take mic from stage hands* and its my fanfic au bedtime-story replay-in-head so much so that in my jogs from morning to hobbies at home I think of absolutely bidwell getting demolished emotionally or physically. His hole could be de atomized by saxton and re arranged his brain cells to be another au personality for god know whatever dice roll a man of flaws contains- but I will think of him almost without fail in your art style if fic or mental or trying to remember the og comics. I see them and im like ugh hell yeah.

If youve ever posted bidwell in a pose ive probably cinemagraphed already the trilogy for a bed time story. 🥲❤️The human lion of a man(hale) with ferocity of dominating the situation or endangered animal but inner integrity decency to not punch a little girl getting romantic with a man (biddy) detaining audience with the excitement of colgate toothpaste and sterilism of a white glove after a forensics crime scene taking up affection as his husband has my trope heart bang on pots and pans on the kitchen floor. Literally reborn with them. A delicacy Im never going to write so!! I mentally pass away lol!

I keep going back and forth on this ask after it dropped in my inbox bc this deserve a proper reply however here just me being delulu over these two lol, but this truly made my day.

Bidwell is like, an utter thrill-seeker although he might put a deadpan face but he knew he never get bored if he works with Saxton, lore-wise speaking he can just stand nearby a brawl between a muscle man and a yeti while holding his video camera filming his boss, since Bid can't bring himself to destroy all of Saxton's works after listening his (crime) confession when they supposed to return to the company hq during the robot assault. Then Bidwell came up an idea of an announcement film, for one he can *partially* solve the problem by sending it to Miss P and mercs, for two, at least he pampered Saxton and have yeti steak dinner with him (and if that's not gaylove then idk..)

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abo anon. i'm doing okay, hope u r too! i can't stop imagine the omega bois after to keep quiet (or at least really trying to) while they're doing the do w their alpha. like maybe they have house guests & they don't wanna be heard through the walls? maybe they're doing somewhere they really shouldn't be, like in public or at the office? maybe they're hiding in the closet or in a connecting bathroom & someone comes into the room just outside? idk why i can't get this out of my mind

kinda!! im super stressed about these exams, i have 0 to little free time so uhhh speaking of this!! i’d love to continue my wip about RK900 masturbating in public,,, and get to all asks,,, but im super slow (sorry!!)i’d go with house guests, btw! more than one time i’ve found myself hearing people having sex,,,, often because walls are paper thin & if you fuck against it loudly,,, well,,, and one time i was in the same room with a friend & her boyfriend and apparently,,,, they really needed to fuck while they were on the bed and i was sleeping on the floor next to them BUT returning to the matter at hand! they’d be so into it,,, prob RK900 would be the only one to openly say it but connor & 60 would lowkey like it too, the comfort of being in their own home but the thrill of someone eavesdropping their moans, the sounds they make, their pleads? and their alpha cooing over them, asking to be quite because as much as they love their whimpers they don’t want to be discovered and gosh,,,, their alpha being so loving, saying again and again how good they are for keeping quiet,,, man!!! they would very much love it. rebooting because of overstimulation is not adviced but they can’t help it,,, your touch feels so good, of course they overheat from the pleasure. not like they’re doing it on purpose after all (aftercare is super important!! they never skip that! also their legs shaking,,,, my jam)UGH yes??? yeS??? they have cute perky little butts and even if they’re made of plastic they’re incredibly soft?? like?? what the fuck?? gotta thanks cyberlife for one (1) thing i guess? spanking & bites are mandatory by the new androids laws,,,, can’t have a butt so cute under your eyes all the time and not get a little touchy-feely with it c’mon!!!! this is A++ level of teasing fuck?? so lost in their little codes they don’t even realize their alpha has stopped thrusting,,,, connor is a little annoyed tbh i think his partner does it more than what he’d like to and it drives him mad, he loves & hates this kind of teasing so he’d def start to say please please please a myriad of times until he slowly starts to fuck himself (hiccuping moans are so precious? thank u) but boy when his alpha pins him down he’s so ready for it,,, and so are 60 (he ADORES it, the waiting is the best part, it builds up a lot) and RK900 (he pretends a bit but he gets so excited thinking about his alpha fucking him hard ok)he’s a sensitive cutie,,,, and i love him this way for this au bc he’s totally the type that you just want to mess up until he can’t think straight anymore. his little blue face when you kiss him all over? adorable. his moans when you hickeys onto his thighs? lovely. him taking your fingers into his mouth while you’re so close to his face you’re almost certain you could see warnings and texts in the reflection of his eyes any moment now? to die for. him seeing stars already?? hello?? when he’s knotted he’s,,, so high on his orgasm he would probably be seconds away from a soft reboot he loves being knotted so uhh,,,, please do more of this to him esp the tongue esp the knottingnever thought there could be a time where i learnt the word cockwarming but english’s full of wonders and im all here for them! apparently.them fucking themselves is,,, a thing,,,, so cute,,,, they’re so needy and,,, gosh,,,, connor would be silent, hoping that his alpha won’t notice because it’s morning and he doesn’t want to come off this greedy but ugh?? it’s all useless he’s so embarrassed when you stop faking being asleep & kiss him60 would do everything to wake you up but mhh weird nothings work so guess,,, there’s nothing to do if not,,,, help himself,,, he scolds you a bit when you do ‘wake up’ but he’s too busy pleasuring bothRK900 knows you know and he’s all down for it. when you feel like joining too he’s glad bc he was becoming a bit lonely without your touch (‘feel like joining’ as in ‘he feels too good you can’t feing another second of it’)GOD what did you do,,,, they would have none of it.as soon as connor sees you he’d be all ‘so cute of [name] to come here and surprise me’ & he feel your sweet sweet scent, he’s mesmerized by it but he’s not stupide he understands what you’re trying to do (he’s a detective!!) and gosh,,, it’s very HARD to keep his hands to himself,,, esp if you sit in his lap like it’s nothing,,, how he’s supposed to continue working??? after that??? either he finds time for a break (with you?? please?) or he keeps fidgeting with his coin until he’s home,,,, then trust me he’ll use those fingers for a better use (*cough*overstimulation*cough*)60 is,,, fucking done. you can’t come here at work and be THIS pretty. you can’t. he’ll arrest you. that’s it. it’s all your fault. or at least that’s what he would like to do,,,, he’s so weak for you he’d let you do anything you want,,,, wanna kiss and leave him wanting more? allowed. wanna whisper dirty DIRTY things into his ears? YEP do!!! he’ll blush and whisper MORE dirty things into yours. he’s a pro at that btw. if you,,,, tell him ‘i want your knot’ he’ll take a day off because now he has to pamper you for the whole night and the whole next day. sorry.RK900 where to even begin. he’s so perfect while doing his job. but you, how can he refuse if you visit him? he’s super happy and takes you somewhere quite where you two can cuddle. but not,,,, this time. this time you’re sitting on his lap, facing him, grinding painfully slow on him, he doesn’t know what to do he’s gulping down his own artificial spit and he’s trying his best not to take you home RN. someone help him. also your scent?? it’s so fucking nice today he could die in your arms without any regret. and when you abruptly stop and tell him that this is just a preview of what’s waiting for him tonight? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN ANDROID DOING WORK SO QUICKLY? he probably overheats from the strain of filing 50 reports at once.

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hi hi! it's your bestie 😉 hehe sorry i had too much screen time and needed a break 😂

oh my goodness his fried rice waffles 👁👄👁 he also called himself a culinary genius and i'm wondering how kyungsoo deals with jongin's kitchen adventures lmao or even minseok since he's such a clean freak?? baek just updated and said he's doing well in a strict routine! but for everyone to stop sending mail/email/gifts to his training centre bc it's overwhelming them 😂 so to just tell him everything using a specific hashtag and he can feel the love when he's finished. can you imagine how much they're getting??? lol

i've always used the excuse it's still that date in america soooo technically it's still my birthday 😀

OMG YES PLEASE WRITE THAT!!! that's so cute and domestic stop lol 💞 i feel like a bunny would be a lot less maintenance especially if you're out often! unless you adopt? a puppy is SO much work. ..maybe that's why mine is such a baby. he's almost 6 now but still acts like a puppy we just brought home yesterday 😂 omg that time chanyeol had toben and sehun had vivi? the chaos that was toben LMAO

i sometimes want to start a fic rec blog..but i'm so unorganised i'm not sure how to go about it. i do so much reading and there're so many good fics out there i want to share 😭

we pretty much are but there's some random clusters here and there. plus the newly returned overseas but they're quarantined in a medi hotel. yeah i've seen a lot of news from the us about people refusing to wear masks and stay home. but then turn around and complain that things aren't getting better 😶 yes please keep safe!! ❤

i think the cheaper one is a flip book album! which ofc will be mega cute, i can already imagine! i want sm to bloody release the details though. why are they so lazy when it comes to their best sellers?! is it tomorrow for you yet? 😂 DID YOU GET IT!? omfg yes lol i CAN'T WAIT for your asmr HAHA 👉👈 tbh your voice sounded so sweet i felt comfortable messaging you 😂 when you were fangirling about myeon hahaha that's exactly what i'm like when someone asks about yeol hehe

LOL THE WAY I THOUGHT HIS FRIED RICE WAFFLES WERE HASHBROWNS- ngl though it looks good though i'd eat it...😳 kyungsoo prolly had a mental breakdown when he saw jongin making the waffle LOL

OMG WAIT I CRIED WHEN I SAW BAEK'S VIDEO- HE SAID HE'S GONNA BE UPLOADING EVERY 17TH???? AND CHAN UPLOADING EVERY 27TH??? WE DO NOT DESERVE THOSE TWO AT ALL😭😭😭omg i can't imagine all the mail he's getting- i think something similar happened to junmyeon and he had to go on and say stop sending me mail cuz it's too much ahsgdj,, my popular boys🥰

I WILL WRITE IT!! i just need to get through school and finish my final paper lol!! and also finish my requests lol!! thank god school's over next tuesday for me lol! i need a BREAK omg... agh yeah i have heard puppies are a lot of work but they're SO CUTE THOUGH😭😭omg toben and vivi are both of my personalities🤣🤣they're literally the cutest things omg

lol i actually was considering a fic rec blog too! cuz my post is rly long and i feel bad for all the tags the authors get LOL but i'm lazy and i don't want to annoy the authors EVEN MORE LLMAOSODNDNJFHF i love life😃👍🏻

ugh yes i have a lot of family who is anti mask and won't get vaccinated and don't take covid seriously and it just pisses me off🙄🙄but thankfully most of them don't live in my area so i don't have to worry about seeing them a lot lol! and i have both of my shots for the vaccine and i'll be fully vaccinated after next week!

i'm not picky at all when it comes to albums lmao! like even if i don't get a jun photocard i don't complain that much bc i still got a photocard of a member!! like i have a jun, yeol and minseok photocard (and baekhyun poster and jongdae slide thing from obsession) and honestly i'm still happy to get the merch cuz it's exo and i love exo!! :D

AND AGH IM SO SAD IT SAID IT'S COMING LATE😭😭😭like it was gonna originally come on saturday but then usps said thursday (today) and i checked the tracking number and it said "coming late" )): agh but we'll see 🤞🏻 i just hope it comes soon!!

AGH i need to prepare for the filming😭😭i need to find a tri pod and clear my desk and make sure my family doesn't interrupt me AJDHJDH and AAA i hate my voice so much i was so shy when recording!!! but i turned my phone around and spoke from the heart and i felt more comfy!! i may not speak in the asmr tho i'll just let my glue on manicure do the talking LOL!! i love hearing nails tap on stuff so it'll be fun to do!!