#twilight eleazar

[shelbgrey]

Dating Eleazar Denali Headcanons

Paring: Cullen!Reader X Eleazar Denali

Summary: just some dating headcanons for my favorite Spanish vampire from Alaska

Warrings: there's a few NSFW headcanons in here so be aware.

🩵Eleazar denali series 🩵twilight master list

Your the newest addition to the family, you joined around the 90s (in the twilight timeline). With you being the newest member you and the Denalis didn't interact as much.

After Carmen cheated on Eleazar with Demetri, he moved to Forks with Tayna, Kate, and Irina in tow.

Then he saw you again for the first time in a while. I think the two of you always knew there was a connection or mate bond but never acted upon it due to obviously reasons.

He spent his entire first week at Forks talking to you and during that time he fell harder for you.

You couldn't help but fall for his charm, he just knew how to make you blush.

When Your 'brother' carlisle found out he was pissed, the family has never seen him that angry. He's very protective of you and when he heard the Eleazar was your mate he punched him.

“stay away from her”

Esme has to pull him away and talk some since into him. “they're mates... And they're happy”

Him and Eleazar made up and Carlisle spent over two weeks apologizing for his actions. It's all water under the bridge because Eleazar understood where he was coming from and carlisle knew Eleazar would treat you like a queen.

“I love her”

“I know you do”

Your engaged by the time Bella shows up. To put it delicately she the reason your wedding kept getting put off. James, birthday gone wrong, newborn army, ya know 'normal' stuff.

You got married after the newborn army problem ended. “yeah you think we could get married now? Just a thought”

Eleazar secretly gets really tired of the Bella and Edward drama, so he made sure you got your wedding first. You guys have been waiting too long.

He loves your eyes, especially when you were human. He loves how innocent and soft they looked, they're so gentle.

I wouldn't say Eleazar is a prude but he's definitely uptight and is the serious one out of his coven, but you bring out a softer and brighter side in him. He loves how you can make him laugh and being him out of his comfort zone.

You can always make him laugh, no matter what. He's the serious one in the relationship and your the bubbly one.

Tayna calls you the golden retriever of your relationship and Eleazar is the black cat.

Your the only one who can call him Eli... Maybe Tayna but other than that your the only one who gets the pleasure to do so. “she's the only one who can call me that that”

It's the small things that matter most. He loves dancing with you to your favorite songs. It brings a softer side to your guys chaoic lives.

He never was much of a dancer before meeting you though, but you changed that. It first it was just to mess around because you were bored, but then you both found out how much you loved it.

“I don't dance Love”

You rolled your eyes and wrapped your arms around him. “you do know”

He leaves love notes every where for you to find, sometimes it will be on your mirror, sometimes in the book your reading at the time, no matter what your always finding his sweet messages.

'If I were to kiss you and then go to hell I would, so then I can brag with the devils I saw heaven without even entering it.'

You guys love watching old monster movies together.

You learned he paces when he's nervous or aggravated. He'll move back and forth in your room at lighting speed somethings, mumbling Spanish. If he gets real aggravated he'll rant in English and slowly bleed into Spanish.

With jobs its simple, when he moved to Forks he became the Spanish teacher at Forks High, your doctor like Carlisle.

He didn't relize how touch starved he was till he met you. At first touching and contact wasn't really on the top of his list of needs(him and Carmen didn't touch much) but when you started dating he couldn't keep his hands to himself, he always has to be holding your hand or if your sitting on the couch or something your head is on his shoulder or chest.

You guys are family people, you have this mother vibe to you(Emmett says your like the second mom to them) so when the whole new-born delema happened Eleazar convinced Felix to spare Bree Tanner. You two adopted her and became the parents she never had.

If you met and and married before your transformation you two would have twins, the birth wasn't dramatic like Bella's and you made it threw with smooth sailing after Eleazar terned you.

From the beginning Carlisle was gonna turn you. When you first joined the family you were human, but when you met Eleazar you decide it would be him that would turn you.

Anyway, your twins are a boy and a girl(hybrids of course). Your daughter is gifted, it kinda mirrors Eleazar's ability to see what gift a vampire has. Instead of reading them she copy's them. She found out one day when she was holding Kate's hand then shocked Emmett by accident.

“your daughter is a copy cat” Eleazar smiled proudly. “yeah no shit” Emmett said rubbing his arm.

Your son doesn't have any special powers expect being incredibly fast, faster than Edward even.

Your daughter is an exact copy of Eleazar and your son is a copy of you.

Your really close to Tayna and Kate. They are both like little sisters to you. You and Irina are not as close but you got each other's backs.

Of corse you'd never trust Irina again after she went to the vulturi about the Twins and Renesmee.

The girls were over the moon when Eleazar told them about you and in the beginning of your relationship he was always going to the girls for advice.

He's so afraid of losing you, your the best thing that's ever happened to him and he doesn't want to screw it up. Of course he doesn't have to worry about that.

Your always resuring him that your always gonna be by his side. With that I think he's secretary insecure, he's never really had anyone drool over him like girls do Carlisle or Garrett, so your always telling him how handsome he is.

“have I told you how handsome you are?”

He smiled softly. “Yes dear, like a million times”

He just the same, he makes sure your the only woman he sees. Your truly the most beautifulest woman he's ever layed eyes on. “your so beautiful”

He's very protective of you, he not a violent person in the slightest but if someone caused you harm he'll tear the world down.

He doesn't let anyone talk down towrds you or about you. He's the type to either put the fear of God in them or if it was a friend they won't be on speaking terms anymore.

He'd never admit it or talk about it to someone, but he's a cuddler. If your still human your curled up to his chest sleeping like a baby, he'll have his arms around you all night and intill your wake up.

If your in the living room watching a movie with the family your head is on his shoulder or in his lap.

He'll watch anything that interestes you at the time. He likes supernatural and he'll watch Greys Anatomy on an ocation, being friends with Carlisle for centuries you learn alot of medical stuff, so he knows when somethings wrong in the show.

He's definitely a 'yes dear' when it comes to things, not in a bad way or anything. It boils down to that he'll do anything for you.

He's a rough but passionate kisser. He pours all his love and emotions into it, he makes sure your the only one on this earth he wants to love.

NSFW headcanons:

Eleazar has this mischievous kind of charm to him and he uses it to his advantage when it comes to getting your attention. He knows all your ticks and can easily get your riled up.

And it's definitely not one sided. Eleazar would consider himself calm and collected... Serious even, but you know how to get him riled up as well. Like I said before he became a touch person after meeting you. Sometimes all you have to do is Trail your hand down his chest or rub the inside of his thigh. When you push the right buttons he'll pull you towrds your room and you'll be in there for hours tangled in each other.

“darling... Don't start anything you can't finish”

He tries his hardest to be romantic all the time, during sex especially. He wants you to know just how much he loves and adores you.

He's a soft Dom and he always makes sure your comfortable. He loves to take control in the bed but would never push you.

Your pace all depends on your moods honestly. Usually it's slow and loving, everything moves so quickly in his life so it's nice to just savor moments like this. But if you get him riled up or push the right buttons that switch will be flipped in seconds.

Your small compared to him so he loves to have you in his lap, holding you when you make love.

Speaking of which, he refuses to refer sex as 'fucking', he thinks is degrading towrds you so it's 'making love' in his vocabulary.

He loves hearing you moan. If you try to hold back or even muffle them when it's unnecessary, he'd put an end to it. “please don't hold back Love, let me hear you”

He definitely has a Praise kink, he loves making you feel loved and appreciated. He love how he can easily make you blush. “your so Beautiful”

He found out very quickly how much it makes you blush. He took it as more sweet and innocent than sexual.

Small choking kink when you get him in the right mood, he'd never do anything to hurt you so this is a very rare occasion during sex, especially if your still human.

Loves eating you out,your legs around his head. He loves your legs in general and loves leaving kisses on the insides of your thighs. He'd rather pleasure you for hours than receive.

Lots of broken furniture(Esme has about had it). Usually it's broken headbords on your beds. There's always gonna be a dent where his hand grabed in attempt not to hurt you.

He's not very vocal, unless he's praising you. maybe some groans here and there, he'd rather hear all the sweet noise coming from you.

Eleazar is a god when it comes to aftercare. He'll knows exactly what you need and gets it. He'll make sure your comfortable and cleaned up then hold you in his arms.

[just-another-weird-artist]

Recovering from the winter exam season by rereading some good @therealvinelle and @thecarnivorousmuffinmeta fics, in this case this amazing one that inspired me to paint THE most satisfying moment to ever appear offscreen the murder and immolation by fire of the ever annoying Eleazar and poor Carmen, whose main fault is her horrible taste in men. Poor Carmen. Also I love Jasper in this fic.

As per usual the casting is consistent with the muffinelle verse as per this post.

[thegamingcatmom]

vampire venom is incredibly flammable… I feel like Kate is the type to spit on or lick something like a rock or something equally as strong and then set it on fire in front of MC just to impress her or freak her out 🤣

...Is it? I have no idea, tbh. 👀

But thank you for bringing this to my attention because that mental image is...something else. Also because, IF her venom was flammable, it would defo be something Kate would pull. 100%. And Tanya would feel torn between scolding tf outta her and join in to prove her venom is more flammable or some shit. Everything is a competition with those two. 💀

And then you have MC, only mildly surprised because ofc their spit is flammable. Of fucking course. Seems right on par with everything she's experienced in this hellhole so far. Some shitshow-

MC: *blinks at the inferno*

Kate, with all the energy of a kid in a toy store: "And??"

MC: *blinks at Kate*

Kate, smug af: "Bet you've never seen a rock on fire."

MC: *still blinking*

Kate, still smug: "Some dope shit, huh?"

MC: "..."

Kate: "...Want me to set something else on fire?"

MC: "..."

Also MC: *turns around without a word*

Kate: "Wha-Hey! Where are you going??"

MC: *disappears into the house just as Carmen comes out*

Carmen: *pauses when she sees the inferno*

Carmen, alarmed: "What happened?!"

Kate, brushing past her: "Humans happened."

Carmen: *watches her go, entirely confused*

Kate, still grumbling in the distance: "Lame ass bunch-*unintelligible*-set her on fire next time-*unintelligible* Women."

Carmen: "..."

Also Carmen: *releases a withering sigh as she goes to get the fire extinguisher*

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Carmen doesn't get nearly enough appreciation for always cleaning up after that unruly bunch. 😔

Thanks a lot for your ask! Loved that one. 🤭💋

(I've read your other ones as well, which I will get to at some point today. Your thoughts on our feral family are hilarious. ❤️)

[volterran-wine]

General Headcanons || Eleazar

𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐘𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐒: "Eleazar general head cannons? Please and thank you for elaborating on this sprouting hyperfixation"

Good afternoon dear, and my apologies for getting to this request so late. But here is my answer to your inquiries. When I opened my inbox I was so glad to get an Eleazar request after adding him to the roster of characters. Hopefully this came in time to feed your hyperfixation.

𝐀𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬, 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰.

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆

— 𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐙𝐀𝐑

He was turned at the age of forty one, making him one of the oldest turned vampires within The Volturi of all time. Corin found it quite curious that he had survived the transformation when taking into consideration his physical state.

Eleazar is 6'1, or in other words; 1.85 meters tall. This makes him just as tall as Caius (though Caius has a lot more brawn).

Personally I headcanon him to have a rather deep and soft speaking voice, the kind of cadence you just want to listen to for hours on end.

According to others he smells like white tea, lilacs and cedar wood.

It was Afton and Demetri who stumbled across Eleazar while on a job in Constantinople in 1502. He made the mistake of pointing out there was no point in Afton trying to hide from the vampire they were tracking due to the target also carrying a gift. Eleazar was promptly invited to Volterra, with no chance to refuse.

While his gift can be quite useful, it all depends on what kind of emotional state Eleazar is in at the time; if he is under great stress he might not be able to identify anything. Because of this, Eleazar was very rarely sent out into the field on dangerous missions. Instead, Aro used him as a charming liaison out in the field.

He is a fantastic dancer, ever a popular partner at Volturi Balls, even in the modern day!

As a human he had three younger siblings he helped raise, this shaped him into a quite caring, responsible and dutiful person. It has made his work as the head of a coven easier after leaving The Volturi with Carmen in tow.

Carlisle and Eleazar have similar stories when it comes to how they were turned, it was part of why the two of them got along so well when the good doctor visited Volterra. Eleazar has no idea who his sire is, only that it was a wayward vampire running around the Hungarian countryside in 1492. (There are rumours that The Romanians were traveling through the area at the time, but we do not talk about that too loudly.)

Has Caius on speed dial because he is one of the people who have reported the most sightings of COTM in the modern day.

While he is now a practicing vegetarian, Eleazar will drink human blood if he is in dire need of sustenance; or if he needs his strength in a way animal blood cannot replicate.

Within The Volturi, Eleazar got along well with; Demetri, Corin, Felix, Afton, Santiago and Aro.

He is a certified polyglot.

His wife, Carmen's fancast is Monica Bellucci;

[lunastwilightblog]

[queenofglassbeliever]

I am obsessed with Bella Denali. Human or vampire, she would thrive in that coven.

[simpfordemetri]

Hi, can you do one of Eleazar and Carmen being jealous of the human reader? please

Eleazar and Carmen x Human Reader Jealousy Headcanons

• Eleazar is usually calm and collected, but the moment he sees someone staring a little too long at you, he can’t help but position himself between you and the onlooker, a subtle but clear warning.

• Carmen is more playful but equally protective,in a nurturing and affectionate. If she catches someone looking at you, she might casually kiss your forehead or cheek softly but throwing a clear hint:You are taken.

• If someone compliments you, Eleazar might nod politely but then immediately redirect the conversation to something more “important,” showing he’s not interested in letting others flirt with you.

• Carmen loves to flirt with you more when she senses jealousy, leaning in closer and whispering sweet nothings to remind you that you’re hers, even if it’s to prove a point to others.

• When you’re alone later, both Eleazar and Carmen may express their feelings about the situation, with Eleazar being more serious about wanting to protect you and Carmen playfully teasing him for being so worked up.

•However, their jealousy only strengthens the bond between the three of you, as they both love to remind you how special you are to them, often leading to sweet moments of reassurance and affection.

[jasperhaleobsessed]

This is for a gifset btw :)

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

What if in prima nocta Bella didn't agree to the switch ( Tanya sleeping with Edward and Eleazar sleeping with Bella)?

No sex with Eleazar and no pregnancy.

How does the story continue? 🤷

Prima Nocta by me and @therealvinelle

Slightly adjusted/awkward canon happens.

Bella says no to the switcheroo which gets a little awkward as Tanya has already started putting the moves on Edward and Eleazar on Bella.

So, Eleazar gets to be Edward's very creepy uncle/enabler of Tanya and Tanya is that person that Bella feels extremely right to be very wary of and is not at all assuaged that Edward says he doesn't want her sexually and would never ever have ever gone through with it without Bella's permission.

So, now that his plan not to sleep with Bella is blown, Edward has to sleep with Bella otherwise it looks like he doesn't want to sleep with Bella and she'll definitely at this point get Carlisle to turn her so that Edward will find her attractive LiKE TaNYa.

So we end up with a honeymoon as we did in canon and Edward gets Bella pregnant as in canon. The difference is we had this weird trip to the Denali before things happened.

[panlight]

These are the top 2-3 of each group of previous rounds of voting. Pick you favorite NAME, not favorite character.

Also looking at this list it reminds me of how many C and E names there are in this series.

[smallcatwoman]

I am too tired to correct the errors here but I hope you get what I was thinking.

What do you think the hypothetical kid of Jasper and Alice gift would be?

My sums of money on hallucinations cause survival reasons. (to combat Renesmee's gift)

Alice I imagine has resentment to Renesme because she blocks her visions. Hence the to combat part. Jasper's gift is emotionally based..SO I was thinking Alice's feelings would also become his cause he feels everything...

First of all, I am shocked in the best way that someone is asking a Twilight question like this to me as if I know anything. I'll try my best.

For the sake of this ask, lets assume Alice inherited Bella's horrendous taste in names and named her child Greige.

As of canon, Jasper can already sense and manipulate Alice's emotions, including her frustration at Renesmee blocking her abilities. If her and Jasper's child is a hybrid, they would also block visions by default.

But let's say, that Greige doesn't block Alice, adopting this as part of their gift, similar to how Renesmee isn't blocked by Bella. This is if we're going off of the theory from @therealvinelle and @thecarnivorousmuffinmeta that hybrids gifts are very powerful and versatile, and focused on helping them survive. This would make Greige significantly less annoying to their mother than Renesmee, especially if Alice also gets to dress them up in adorable outfits and hyper control their life to an even greater extent than she controls Bella.

I do think Greige would have some skills of emotional manipulation, similar to how Renesmee seems to enthrall others and make them love her. But in terms of combining Alice and Jasper's gifts, the only thing I can think of is sensing the emotional outcome of decisions.

So like, if it's going to rain and Greige doesn't put on a coat, they can't see themselves getting rained on, but they can sense the annoyance and discomfort they would feel. If Carlisle decides to kiss Aro in front of everyone, Greige can't see the horrified expressions of the Cullens and everyone arguing about it, but they can sense the horror, disgust, jealousy, etc that the Cullens would feel, as well as the happiness and love that Carlisle and Aro would feel. Maybe not as useful as Alice's visions, but still helpful in a pinch.

[shelbgrey]

The Cullens + Denalis going to the zoo

Carmen and Esme just wanted some quality time with their family... That's all.

Emmett and Garrett are trying to fight the polar bears while Kate and Rosalie are trying to get them to stop.

Edward is literally mumbling, “I'm the most dangerous predator here... I should be locked up with the lions”

Tayna is probably off making out with a zookeeper behind the monkey exhibit.

Esme is taking family pictures next to all the animals.

Carlisle and Eleazar are just trying to enjoy the walk and all the exhibits.

Jasper is off terrifying children by breaking into enclosure and eating a leperd.

Alice is swimming with the penguins.

Irina is throwing rocks at the wolf exhibit and almost got herself thrown out, Eleazar almost did too when he tried to get her to stop.

Emmett jumped into the lions exhibit and was reenacting the lion king.

Tayna bought animal hats for her coven to wear.

Kate shocked a child becuse he was teasing an elephant.

Emmett is pointing at a blond Monkey, “Carlisle it's you!”

Renesmee defently cond Jacob into buying all the cute little animal pulshies.

Eleazar just wanted to see the Aquarium. The girls followed. “Eleazar! I found Nemo!” Kate shouted.

“I found Dory!” Garrett yelled.

Irina is water bording Edward in the Aquarium and trying to feed him to the shark.

Emmett and Jasper got kicked out and the family members who were being decent members of society followed.

Other than that Carlisle called it a successful day.

[miss-morgans-lover]

Twilight Characters as things my friends/family have said (Part 3):

"The Gay Gatsby" -Tanya on her coven

(They're all gay in some way, prove me wrong)

[thegamingcatmom]

I keep having this though while reading your posts! They can’t tell MC they're vampires unless they’re gonna turn her right? That’s against the law and we know they care a lot about vampire laws to avoid ending up like Sasha… so what if MC overhears them talking to each other about how they’re the first succubi and about the many people they’ve screwed to death… and instead of assuming they're vampires, MC assumes they're literal succubi! (and Eleazar is an icubus or he and Carmen are other remond types) and then she’d end up assuming that that is why the sisters are being horndogs towards her… because that’s how succubi feed! By screwing people to death! So she might think that the flirtations are the sisters being hungry 🤣 (I also sent the thing about flammable spit)

"Remember that dude you screwed to death?" IS incredibly Kate-coded, so a convo like that seems entirely possible. 💀

Not sure MC would be able to "overhear" it though, since they'd probs be aware of her presence before she even comes within (human) hearing distance. Her heartbeat alone would give her away, I reckon.

Also, Kate being Kate, I imagine she'd want MC to know, and it's not like talking about her past flings will give anything away. Hell, she could talk about ppl she screwed centuries ago, and MC still wouldn't know she's a vampire. As long as nobody drops the V-bomb, it's fair game. 🤷‍♀️

I'd also like to point out that, as clownish as Kate comes across for the most part, she's still a deadly predator. They all are. And, from time to time, she loves to remind MC of that fact, which brings us back to the bragging (bragging and death threats go hand in hand in this household):

Kate: *goes on and on about some dude she screwed back in the day (aka 400 years or so ago)*

MC: *continues to eat her cereal, not even pretending to listen*

Kate: "-so I guess you could say he came and went at the same time. Some accomplishment, if you ask me."

MC: *still chewing, reading the back of the cereal box*

Kate: "..."

MC: *still chewing, still not listening*

Kate: "...And then I punched a hole through his chest."

*chewing sounds stop*

MC: *slowly turns to look at Kate*

Kate: "...Wasn't pretty, lemme tell ya."

MC: *blinks at her*

Kate: "You ever held someone's heart in your hand?"

MC: *blinks at her*

Kate: "It's not as romantic as people make it out to be. Trust me."

MC: *blinks at her*

Kate: "...Don't recommend."

MC: "..."

Kate: "..."

MC: "...What?"

Tanya: *enters the room, immediately suspicious when she sees the look on MC's face*

Tanya: "What’s going on here?"

Kate: "Hm? Oh, I was just telling the little one about the time I made someone burst. And not in the good way."

Tanya: *stares at her*

Kate: *stares back*

Tanya: "...What?"

Kate: "What what?"

Tanya: "What are you telling her?? Why are you telling her??"

Kate, scoffing: "Sorry for entertaining your lap dog."

MC: "You didn't...wait wha-"

Tanya: "You call this entertainment? She'll be suffering nightmares."

MC: "Thank you."

Also MC, realizing she just agreed with the She-Devil: "...I mean-"

Kate, shrugging: "Not my fault you picked a marshmallow."

MC: "Excuse-"

Tanya, flashing MC a dreamy smile: "You are rather squishable."

MC: "..."

Kate: "...Yeah, not what I meant. Anyway, I'm doing your job, sis."

Tanya: "My job?"

Kate: "Sure thing. You don’t think Marshmallow deserves to know there's a real chance she's gonna get squished to the point of no return one day?"

MC: *sneaks an alarmed look at Tanya*

Tanya: "...That's not-"

Kate @ MC: "A sneeze would probably snap you in half-"

Tanya: "Kate!"

MC: 👁️👄👁️

Kate: "What?? It's true-"

Tanya: "It's not."

Tanya @ MC, a lot less vicious: "It's not, love. Don't mind her-"

Kate: "Sure, don't mind the facts-"

Tanya: "Our kind doesn't sneeze. That's a fact."

...

Kate: "...Maybe not, but the chances of her getting snapped in half are still disproportionately high-"

Tanya: "Your idiocy is disproportionately high-"

Kate: "Whoa whoa, no need to get personal. Just trying to prepare her, is all."

Tanya: "Prepare her for what??"

Kate: "..."

Tanya: "..."

MC: 👀

Kate: *slow grin starts spreading*

Kate: "Why...going out with a bang, of course."

...

Tanya: 🤦‍♀️

MC: 💀

Later that day...

MC: *feverishly typing away at her laptop*

MC, mumbling to herself as she's typing: "Humanoid...creatures...that...don't...sneeze..."

*mouse click*

*mouse click*

*mouse click*

*mouse-*

...

MC: "...The hell is a Succubus?"

*mouse click*

*mouse click*

*mouse-*

...

A few moments later...

Carmen & El: *cuddling on the couch*

The door: *is THROWN open*

Carmen & El: *prepare for an assault-*

MC: "CARMEN!"

El: *immediately grabs his notebook*

Carmen: *immediately zooms over to MC's side*

Carmen: "What happened?!"

MC, hyperventilating just a smidge: "SHE'S GONNA EAT ME!"

El: *pauses his mad scribbling when he realizes he already got that one*

Carmen: *gently cradles MC's head in hopes the message will finally get through*

Carmen: "Nobody will eat you, mi amor. We talked about this-"

MC: "BUT SHE DOESN'T SNEEZE!"

Carmen: "..."

El: *thinks for a moment before shrugging and writing it down, better to be safe than sorry and all*

Carmen: "...What do you-"

*crashing sounds in the distance*

Kate, in the distance: "Ow-Hey! What?? What did I-HEY!"

*more crashing sounds*

MC: "...Carmen?"

*more crashing sounds*

Carmen: "...Mi amor?"

*more crashing sounds*

MC: "...Are you and Eleazar sex demons too?"

*crashing sounds stop*

*scribbling sounds stop*

Carmen: "...I-"

El, torn between horror and fascination, but ultimately opts for the latter (as per usual): "Fascinating..."

Kate, in the distance: "HAH! Those two?? Sex demons??"

Also Kate, sticking her head through the door seconds later: "If you want, I can show you a real-"

Also Kate: *aggressively disappears from view again before the crashing sounds resume*

MC & Carmen & El: *blink at the spot where Kate has stood only seconds ago*

...

MC: "...So?"

Carmen & El: 👀

MC: "...Are you?"

Carmen & El: "..."

El: *opens his mouth to respond-*

Carmen: *throws him a look that clearly says I love you, but I'll kill you*

...

El: *wisely shuts his mouth again*

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Well, this kinda escalated.

...I really don't know what else to say. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Thanks a lot for your ask! 💋

[volterran-wine]

𝐕𝐨𝐥𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭: 𝘈𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯 𝘉𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘢𝘴 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫 Eleazar was born in 1451 AD in the Emirate of Granada. He lived with his family making his dues, providing for himself, his mother and three younger siblings. This was all until the Granada War broke out, whose aftermath would mean the expulsion of Eleazar and his people from now was considered the Kingdom of Spain. En route through Europe he was separated from his family, and in September of 1492 Eleazar would be turned by a wayward vampire who left him in the gutter. Due to his gentle nature he did not take to the transformation well, and he felt no purpose could be sought out in this new and strange life he lived. That, was until he encountered Demetri and Afton on a job in 1502 AD.

[real-time-twilight]

Breaking Dawn in Real Time

December 17th, 2006 (Sunday)

Moon Phase: Waning Crescent 🌘

🌄 Sunrise: 8:00 AM

🌅 Sunset : 4:27 PM

Breaking Dawn, Ch. 30 ("Irresistible")

8:00 AM (Approx.) - Edward and Bella pry themselves off of each other and walk to the house with Renesmee; Bella asks Edward to teach her how to fight; Edward explains the Volturi's tactics, specifically Alec's power of sensory deprivation; Bella begins to form a plan of attack against the Volturi, targeting Alec

8:05 AM (Approx.) - Jacob escorts Edward, Bella, and Renesmee to the main house to await the arrival of the Denalis; Edward tells Bella about Eleazar's history with the Volturi

8:15 AM (Approx.) - The Denali's arrive; Edward exchanges pleasantries with them while Bella stays out of sight with Renesmee

8:17 AM (Approx.) - Bella presents Renesmee to the Denalis, who react with shock and horror; Edward attempts to explain

8:20 AM (Approx.) - Carmen allows Renesmee to use her ability to explain; Carmen convinces Eleazar and the others to do the same

8:25 AM (Approx.) - Edward explains Irina's misinterpretation and the actions she's taken in response, and that the other Cullens have left to gather witnesses

8:30 AM (Approx.) - Eleazar identifies Bella's shielding ability; Kate tests it

8:35 AM (Approx.) - Eleazar and Edward theorise that the Volturi may have used Eleazar's power to identify talented vampires and then fabricated charges against their covens to remove threats and collect the talented into the fold, and that this is perhaps their plan with the Cullens as well--to collect Edward, Alice, and potentially Bella.