#twiddling my thumbs while the archive is down editing 7K words of pornography about a british sitcom from the '70s don't mind me

[obstinatecondolement]

I am, like, familiar with the concept of drawer fic, obviously, but even when I write something so stunningly niche that I'm pretty sure I am the only person in the known universe who would ever want to read it, I still feel like I ought to put it online and make it everyone's problem.