#truly i don't think there's any saving those two if you're attempting realism... you'd have to rewrite them like completely

[shoechoe]

I think my very least favorite Doppio and Diavolo fanon thing are the ones that depict one of them (usually Doppio) "killing" the other one by taking pills or going to therapy. Sometimes it's a shitpost and other times it's framed like a serious thing but it's irritating either way

Like sure if we're attempting realism, dissociative disorder alters fusing/changing/going dormant/etc. are things that can happen (though you can't just Kill alters with therapy like that and there are certainly no pills for that lol...) but you know none of those people meant it like that. It's just the "taking schizophrenia meds and my girlfriend disappears" type shit. Awful

(Also it really doesn't even make sense in-universe because Doppio and Diavolo are literally two souls, I can't imagine there could be any "killing" of one of them with anything like therapy or imaginary Evil Split Personality medication. But you know.)

[dotster001]

Day 2:Attending a Halloween party, but not recognizing each other because of the costumes.

Summary:Simeon x gn!reader

A/N: pretty pretty angel man....

Diavolo was hosting a costume party for his birthday.  You and Levi, being the dynamic duo that you were, were dressed as Henry and the Lord of Shadows, but not just any old Henry and the Lord of Shadows. Oh no, you two were dressed as they were in the episode where they had to attend a masquerade in order to get top secret information from the Lord of Corruption.

You two nerds definitely felt like badasses. The plan was to stay together for the entire party, because you're outfits went together, but also because it was crowded and both of you were nervous about getting lost.

Naturally, the two of you lost each other in five minutes.

You tried to find Levi, but it was far to crowded to spot him, and he had insisted neither of you should bring your D.D.D because the phone outline in your pockets would "ruin the realism of the costume". At some point, you were overheating and grabbed a drink. You thought you spotted Levi's costume, and attempted to make your way back through the crowd, but found yourself falling.

You were caught by a pair of strong arms, and held in an elegant dip. You looked at the man who had saved you and he looked down on you with the kindest smile you'd ever seen.

He was dressed like a prince out of a fairy tale. He too had opted into a mask, and it framed his features elegantly while disguising his identity. He was truly beautiful.

"You saved me," you found yourself blurting out.

"It was nothing," he smiled. "I saw you in distress, and simply helped out."

He pulled you back to your feet. He intertwined your fingers together, and gazed deeply into your eyes.

"Are you alright?"

After you nodded, he adjusted his hands so that one was on your waist. 

"Excellent, then you can repay me with this dance."

You nodded again.

He slowly led you onto the dance floor, giving you an elegant spin.

The key to the heavens is mine

He held you close as though you were someone precious to him, and began humming along to the music.

So this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of

"I wish I could hold you like this forever," he whispered into your ear.

Your brain was too caught up in the moment to think about the fact that a stranger was telling you this. You looked up into his eyes, and your faces began to draw close to each other as though magnetized.

So this is love.

As the song finished, and your lips were about to meet,  the clock struck 9pm. He pulled back with a gasp.

"I must go!" He pulled away but you grabbed his hand.

"But wait, who are you? How will I find you again?"

He gave you a very confused look, then his face morphed into shock. He seemed about to respond when his phone vibrated, and he ran off.

You looked after him forlornly. That was when Levi finally found you.

"Y/N! Where have you been? And who was that?"

"I don't know…."

                                      ….

The next day, you brought some of the leftover snacks with you, and visited Purgatory hall. Simeon and Luke hadn't been able to attend the party because of a special Halloween cooking show Luke really wanted to see. So you decided to bring them some treats.

You knocked on the door, and Luke answered it.

"Are those for us?" He looked so excited. "Thank you so much!"

He took the treats from your hands, then let you in the house. He pulled you to the side conspiratorially, and made you lean down so he could whisper.

"Simeon has been acting weird all day. He's been writing in his study, and humming nonstop. He even ate Solomon's food and said it was good!"

You gasped.

"Can you please check on him?" He looked so sad, and the evidence was damning, so you had no choice but to check on your friend.

As you approached the study, you heard the sound of a familiar song. You opened the door just in time to hear a bright tenor voice.

"So this is love."