#tripping like. at least half the time NGL SKSKS i mean OFC people are going to either be shocked or mortified by what you've done | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

mad-hunts · 9 days ago

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its amazing how this is how barton expects someone to act when he kills someone for them (because they're so thankful for him, you know? yeah, barton is wack AF JSJSJ 💀):

but then this is how they actually usually react, and it's like the furthest thing from that:

#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#ooc post.#AHHH yes... i'm afraid i have been Cursed with the Silly yet again this morning BC all i could think about is how barton is actually #tripping like. at least half the time NGL SKSKS i mean OFC people are going to either be shocked or mortified by what you've done #my man... what is not clicking here ☠️ (nahhh but i genuinely think that if someone were to ever react the way he wanted them to-#then barton might actually be shocked in a way after all that is said and done BC 'no one is ever thankful for my gifts' or something AHHH #as if your ability to murder is a gift BYEEE barton is literally so awful and i have no idea why besides that he's wilding pretty much #every day of the week TBH)#but i hope that thinking about this made y'all laugh at least a little bit because i know it made me laugh asdfghjkl #tw: mentions of murder.

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