#toxic tomgreg

[tomwambsgays]

they're gonna pretend hatefuck in one of the beds after this

[tomwambsgans]

are these assaults gonna be ongoing?

[togansweep]

tomgreg // funny little frog - belle & sebastian

[toxicsludgeyaoi]

Toxic Sludge Yaoi Tournament: Tomgreg (Succession) Vs Tyler Durden/Narrator (Fight Club)

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Propaganda under cut. Note: spoilers for these medias may be below.

Tomgreg propaganda

"Tom is married to Greg's rich cousin and is also Greg's boss. As all Succession characters, they are terrible people. Tom immediately takes Greg under his wing because finally there's someone beneath him on the pecking order and proceeds to playfully and lovingly mistreat the daylights out of him. Tom constantly switches between humiliating and criticizing Greg with great enjoyment and treating him as his protege, and he never fails to make homoerotic insinuations while doing so. Not only does he ask Greg to kiss him several times, only to turn back around and tell him he's joking, he also compares himself to Nero and Greg to Sporus, Nero's slave whom he castrated and then married. They double cross and betray each other at least five times over the course of the show and Tom takes out all his frustrations with other people on Greg (there's a memorable scene where he pelts him with water bottles) but they always keep coming back to each other because they're the closest to a healthy emotional connection each one of them has. The end of the show has Tom saving Greg from being fired and marking him as his with a sticker he was supposed to use to mark what furniture he wanted from his dead father in law's home."

Tyler Durden/Narrator propaganda

"Where to begin? They’re literally the archetypal toxic yaoi. That burning kiss on the back of the hand, the starting a cult, the getting a whole load of guys to try to destroy the world. The Narrator has no identity, and Tyler Durden is everything, consuming the Narrator completely. They deserve to win. To finish this off, a few quotes from the Narrator about his relationship with Tyler: “I love everything about Tyler Durden, his courage and his smarts. His nerve. Tyler is funny and charming and forceful and independent, and men look up to him and expect him to change their world. Tyler is capable and free, and I am not.” “We have sort of a triangle thing going here. I want Tyler. Tyler wants Marla. Marla wants me. I don’t want Marla, and Tyler doesn’t want me around, not anymore. This isn’t about love as in caring. This is about property as in ownership.” “Tyler tilts the can of lye an inch above the shining wet kiss on the back of my hand. “This is a chemical burn,” Tyler says, “and it will hurt worse than you’ve ever been burned. Worse than a hundred cigarettes.”” And another quote from the author: “On a plane back to Portland, an airline flight attendant leaned close and asked me to tell him the truth. His theory was the book wasn’t really about fighting at all. He insisted it was really about gay men watching one another fuck in public steambaths. I told him, yeah, what the hell.”"

[bythenarrative]

tomgreg rant 😊❤️

tom is NOT!!!! a good partner!!!! he would not be a good partner to greg!!!

I SAY THIS AS A TOMGREG TRUTHER!!!!! Tom has hit and thrown things at greg because he got upset!! do not write him as overly fucking sweet!!! he is a toxic fucker!! he threw water bottles at greg because he talked about moving companies!!! yes that was greg trying to manipulate the situation!! but!!! he threw shit at him!! he is a BAD partner! if youre going to write him, write him as the bad person and lover that he is!!!

greg wouldn't be a good partner either! he is a womanizer and manipulator!! he is not a good person!!

let them be awful together!! theyre awful people theyre toxic and horrible!! write tomgreg as the awful toxic people that they are!!

[etoilesbo]

succession altered my brain chemistry, tell me why am i giggling because a guy is being forced to snort coke off the back of his boss' hand as if it was the pinacle of romance

[sproutingpotato]

The Sticker ending for Greg may be gross and horrible in the audience's eyes, but for the character personally? Gregory I-have-suffered-cold-violence-all-my-life-by-the-male-adults-I-pay-respect-to Hirsch? Getting cared for and given a shit about and included and heard would be the best form of love to him, no matter how sick that love is gonna be.

[tooquirkytolose]

I love Tom Wambsgams, man is so psychosexually obsessed with his wife's loserboy canadian cousin he's pushing the gas floorin it down so hard toxic masculinity road he lost control of the wheel and veered off course to homoerotic lane

[shekendallonmyroy]

that scene where tom was being brutally honest with shiv about his love for money and she said she'd follow him anywhere for love..... that felt veryyy reminiscent of the "do you want to make a deal with the devil" tomgreg scene last season and i'm here for it

[panevanbuckley]

i just want someone to care for me as much as tom cares about greg, is that too much to ask?!

[woman-respecter]

if the yaoi isn't at least somewhat toxic i don't want it. its useless to me.

[princessmuk]

wait 🤔 you're telling me... 🤨 that people ship mr darcy with the guy from the princess protection program? the guy from fucking minute men? the blonde kid from sky high? ponytail derek? the fucking emo valet from the jem and the holograms movie? that guy?

[blackbonnet]

show on liberal cable network satirizing media+ corporations is not like the epitome of anti capitalist counterpropaganda. at all. but jesus christ engage and investigate art for a second and stop talking about tomgreg

[heyheynananat]

It's getting harder for Tom to pretend that he doesn't care about Greg, and Greg has always been and will always be grateful for Tom's generosity, and Tom is kind of happy that someone appreciates him, the verdict is love, I guess.

[poly-space-nerds]

i feel like tomgreg is a lot like macdennis in the sense that i only see it in passing and it seems like a normal sweet ship with a hint of assholery only to watch the show and learn that they’re all complete assholes