#tom takes harry to madam puddifoot's tea shop and gets miffed when harry refuses to drink anything out of fear of tom still trying to poison
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Tom: Go out with me.
Harry: What? We can’t duel right now, we’re in herbology.
Tom: On a date. It’s Hogsmeade weekend.
Harry: Wait. What? Are you insane? You tried to kill me in DADA just last week.
Tom: You dodged. And your protego held fine.
Harry: Yesterday, you looked me in the eyes and mouthed drop dead because I accidentally brushed your arm in potions.
Tom: I can be mean and attracted to you. These aren’t mutually exclusive.
#tomarry#tomarrymort#harrymort#smh no doubt harry still agreed to it#tom takes harry to madam puddifoot's tea shop and gets miffed when harry refuses to drink anything out of fear of tom still trying to poison#him or something#but we all know tom is about that long con harry if he really wants to kill you he'll wait like a year or two after you're both married and#mourn your tragic young passing from a sudden incurable illness like everyone else#luckily he actually likes you
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