#to the atrocities i've committed in rc tycoon

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I stole this beautiful boardwalk lot from Sao Paten, spent 87634 years trying to fit it somewhere in IP (guess how I found out the terrain offset cheat doesn't work on a partially-water lot 🙃), and then added this lawsuit waiting to happen Totally Safe and Structurally Sound™ roller coaster 🎢🎆✨

So far we've had two (2) testers and zero (0) fatalities, so come hang out today - we're like 40% certain you won't perish! 😊