#to be fair would I also be skeptical in this scenario? mm. maybe. it's a real walrus/fairy scenario | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

meezer · 7 months ago

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lucifer: hi my name is lucifer, I'm the DEVIL, I'm immortal and can not be hurt, I can traumatize people by just looking at them, I have insane charisma, I make constant references to "my father" whenever anyone mentions god, I'm weirdly obsessed with punishing people, my eyes glow sometimes and I can push people like 10 meters with the slightest touch

his detective lady friend: haha yeah sure buddy

his detective lady friend, later: holy shit. he's being so elusive but I think I figured it out... this guy might be the devil

#I find it so funny how every other character is like what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck what are you who are you. HE IS THE OPPOSITE OF SUBTLE HELLO #he literally can not stop telling people who and what he is but nobody listens.#to be fair would I also be skeptical in this scenario? mm. maybe. it's a real walrus/fairy scenario

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