#to be fair I clearly have sex appeal already but I'm too shy to do anything with it
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Honestly my extensive knowledge of steam locomotives and NYC railroad history is incredibly hot and should be getting me kissed, or perhaps even laid
#I think people should be impressed by my locomotive knowledge and that I know how to drive them#the second I become fully steam certified is the second I become th3 sexiest woman alive#to be fair I clearly have sex appeal already but I'm too shy to do anything with it#but if I was fully qualified to operate steam locomotives my confidence would go through the roof#so I'd be much hotter#I like trains
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