#tiny sim

[sinkfood]

did you know there aren't any god-like powers of indigestion

[spiral-man]

someone was talking about Alice and Celia being anagrams and it’s times like this I really just hate Jonny Sims. Because you see, your first instinct is to theorize what that could mean because it’s got to mean something right? Wrong. This is the same writer who plagiarized his own birth certificate for a main character and then named three important re-occurring characters Michael….IN A AUDIO PODCAST.

Jonny sims is a genius writer, but he also wrote “there is no such thing as a name” about himself and his tendency to just pick names based on whatever first comes to mind. HE VOICED A CHARACTER NAMED DONNY SUMS. DONNY FUCKING SUMS ARE YOU KIDDING ME-

[orphyd]

post-grad tobias!

[reunitedinterlude]

countdown to phil’s 38th bday - a year in review [6/30]

2024 hairstyles

[finntias]

they put me in a room. a rubber room. with the distortion. the distortion made me crazy.

[scooterscoob]

a relatively normal day at the Magnus institute

[clown-eating-pig]

The mental journey I had surrounding Martin in season one was so funny. Like…when he was still a nonspeaking character that only existed when referenced by Jon, I was always like, “idk…maybe he just really really sucks?? like maybe he’s a jerk! The hate could be justified!” But then Martin spoke for the first time and I immediately flipped to “what the hell is Jon’s problem????”

[moominmammaonhero1n]

Hi guys. MORE Jonathan Sims because he’s probably the best character ever written tbh

[inkyrains]

TINY BOOKSHOP demo (2024) dev. Neoludic Games

[virtualpeople]

hmm... pink soup still definitely possible when using the new Graphics Rules.sgr from the legacy edition on ultimate collection

[silverpen-and-paper]

oh to be the gay lead character with an eye motif from a spooky yet cozy podcast

[reunitedinterlude]

phil biting his glasses

[incorrect-agatha]

The Coven Gift Exchange

Agatha (from Lilia) - a pack of batteries, one of those hand crank flashlights, and a generator (a joke gift because of Agatha’s quest for “power”)

Alice (from Billy) - some cozy Animal Crossing style games to chill out with when life gets too hectic and/or when she can’t go out to do the activities she wants for whatever reason (Alice and Billy sometimes play together on such games too, such as having a multiplayer Stardew Valley save, visiting each other’s towns/islands in Animal Crossing, and hanging out together in Disney Dreamlight Valley)

Billy (from Agatha) - Tommy’s green jacket that somehow ended up in her house during the events of the Hex (no one knows why it didn’t disappear with everything else and Agatha claims she only gave it to Billy because she’s trying to clean up her house)

Jen (from Rio) - some rare potions ingredients Jen wanted that she’s randomly mentioned in conversations (Rio, being the Green Witch, was easily able to find such plants, herbs, and other sorts of things that few mortals would be able to acquire)

Lilia (from Jen) - a watch that not only tells the hour and minutes, but the day, month, and year so when Lilia gets stuck in the future she can get her bearings faster by knowing when she is (while it doesn’t help when she gets stuck in the past since she didn’t have the watch then, it still gives Lilia some peace of mind that she can navigate the future a little easier now and is very touched that Jen found such a thoughtful gift)

Rio (from Alice) - a DVD of Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever since the actress who voices Grumpy Cat in the movie looks and sounds an awful lot like Rio and the rest of The Coven teases her about it to no end (Rio pretends to be annoyed, but actually loves being associated with Grumpy Cat as she finds the meme hilarious)

Bonus:

Rio finally gets Alice that pack of Advil she asked for on the Road.

[bnkiz]

limits.

pair: pervert jake x fem!reader

genre : smut

warnings : pwop (?) , creampie, boners , teasing, a bit of dom yn but mostly dom jake, size difference.

buns notes : who else likes jakes hands? memememem!!

Jake had been your friend for a long time—almost 3 consecutive years.

known each other since kids and you were both so close you slept in the same bed.

he loved being your best friend , it was the best thing.

But at what cost ?

Jake had a bit of a reputation that wasn’t bad but also was not good. A fuckboy is what he was.

But you were his innocent and sweet best friend! always coming to scold him about how to not break girls hearts and just sleep with them.

Little did you know he wanted you, he wanted to know how much your tiny cunt could take.

and he wouldn’t leave you like all the other girls—no, you’re special and so so sweet. who could ever hurt someone as precious as you?

The scene started at your house, the day he first realized how badly he wanted you and that pretty body.

“And you carry x over—“

Gosh, were you so unaware how bored he was of hearing you chirp about math nonsense?

seriously, he didn’t really need math. only for like money and or something else but math was useless in other ways.

He wasn’t paying attention until you got closer to write down something on his notebook, and thats when he saw it.

Your pretty tits were squished together and fuckkk. did that make him rock solid.

He immediately shifted on the bed, hoping to get a fix of friction on his groin but to no avail.

He imagined all the things he could do to you.

Flip you in so many positions your mind went blank, oh you would be so surprised and scared to see his girth. you were a runner for sure.

“After that you- jake?”

when you look up you were surprised to see your best friend had this hazy and desirable look in his eyes—weird.

“Fuck.. yn i can’t concentrate when you look like that.”

“Like what?”

“Like that.”

To be honest you were used to the inappropriate behavior jake did towards you—you thought it was tunny.

But a part of you did masturbate to the thought of him sometimes despite you repeating in your brain that hes just your bestie.

You knew that thought was futile.

“Why? does it make you feel something?”

“Yeah, makes me want to fuck you.”

“Really?”

Your innocent but knowing teasing had his buldge twitch with desire and annoyance.

You pushed out your tits more and inched closer—thats when he snapped.

You were pulled into a mating press with him stripping your panties clean off you and holy shit, was your pussy pretty.

his fingers ran down the slit carefully before he took his cock out the restricting confines of his jeans.

“You’re gonna get what you wanted.. and i won’t let you leave until im finished.”

With that, he squeezed his thick length into your hole, moving with a fast pace.

“F-fuck.. wait.. jakey—“ you pressed a hand on his stomach but he pushed you down deeper into the mattress.

“Shut. up. just.. take it..” he growled and pounded your sopping hole constantly.

your small frame wracked with moans and ting cries as you babbled out pleas of ‘slow down’ and ‘be gentle’.

He felt you close around him and flutter open repeatedly—milking him for all he was worth.

“Jake im.. im—“

“i know.. i got you yn. im gonna cum inside okay? get you all nice and full.”

he grunted and almost whimpered while in your warmth before his load spilled inside you.

he panted softly and did a few slow laps of his hips before pulling out.

His fantasy that once lay in his mind and ones he fucked his fist too, had just now became true.

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[fatherofpuppets]

Man is a cat, literally.

This! Fic cured my art block and depression and brought peace on earth . Go read it, people. It's amazing

[flovoid]

okokok i think im having wayyy too much fun re-making my old celebrity sims