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Happy Birthday, Joseph Quinn! January 26th, 1994
#josephquinnedit#jqedit#joe quinn#joseph quinn#arthur havisham#dickensian#ralph penbury#timewasters#enjolras#bbc les mis#koner#game of thrones#userspacey#anztag#usersugar#cinemapix#mediagifs#userthing#dailyflicks#my*gifs#i share a birthdate with this handsome lad#probably#i swear we'll learn yet another potential birthdate at some point
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Hi there, my request is prompt 139. "I've waited so long for this." for my favorite puppy...Ralph. Please and thank you!
raaaaaalph!!! oh he's the best! I didn't use the exact line but something similar enough
warnings: SMUT!! 18+!!!, mommy dom reader, titty sucking, a little bit of pet play (but really just the nickname and collaring), edging, lots of begging (it's ralph after all!)
By this point, you didn't even have to touch him-- you had him so well-trained, even just the right look and he would start getting worked up. That's one of the benefits of spending almost three days keeping the poor boy on edge.
Honestly, you were impressed he'd made it this long-- he was so sensitive, so terminally desperate, there were even days were without all this build-up he could come in less than a minute. But you'd finally learned exactly how to control him, physically and mentally, and memorized how much he could handle.
He had a pretty strong internal clock, and he knew exactly when his next session was coming... he was waiting in bed for you before you even mentioned it. He must've known you were getting close to letting him finish.
There was a massive tent in his trousers already by the time you sat on the bed; you saw it flex before you'd even said a word. "Feeling a little pent-up, puppy?"
He swallowed thickly, but nodded-- he learned that being sarcastic and impatient didn't get him very far with you, but it was obvious he was tempted to say something like duh, it's been three days of aging, I'm very pent-up.
You smiled and reached forward, running your nails up his thigh through the white linen trousers, and he groaned a little and shut his eyes tightly. "You want mummy's help, hm?"
"Y-yes," he begged softly, "yes, please touch it..."
You didn't yet, though-- just dragged your nails down over his inner thigh again until his hips jolted up into nothing.
"Please, please, p-please," he repeated shakily.
"You'll be good? You won't come without permission?" you pressed. "You'll tell me to stop if you're getting close?"
He nodded even more adamantly. "I'll be so good-- s'good for you, mummy's good boy..."
"Shh," you soothed, rubbing his thigh gently instead. "I know, baby. Take your trousers off for me."
You were sure you'd never seen anything move so fast-- he was like a blur and then all his clothes were tossed in the corner and he was naked-- spare, of course, his collar.
"I didn't say to do all that," you noticed with a laugh, "but, er, it's alright-- I know you've been waiting all day--"
"Been waiting so long," he agreed with a whimper.
You ran your hand up his thigh one more time, loving how much more reactive he was without clothes in the way. Instead of touching his cock, though, you gently cupped his balls, grinning when you felt how swollen and firm they were. "These are full of come for me, aren't they?"
He bit his lip and nodded as he tried to rub himself against your hand.
Deciding to give him some relief, you wrapped your hand around his base and gave him one gentle, long stroke all the way up to the tip--
"S-stop," he said right away, and you smiled condescendingly, but you did pull your hand away.
"So soon, puppy?" you noticed. "You're that needy?"
"Yes," he whined, "yes, I-- I can't help it-- just give me a moment to c-calm down..."
"We've only just started," you noticed.
"I know!" he yelped. "B-but it's been three days and I--"
"Shh, it's okay," you soothed, reaching up to pet over his head sweetly instead, and he leaned towards your touch with a sigh. "You've been so good, puppy."
You wanted to tell him that he was good enough that you were going to let him come today, but you got the feeling if you said that then he would be even more... excitable. So you decided to keep it a secret for now.
"Are you ready for a little more? Nice and slow," you promised.
"Yes, please, mommy," he sighed, shutting his eyes and preparing himself with a little puff of his chest. You touched his cock again, just with the tips of your fingers, and hummed happily at the way it jumped and leaked a little clear drop. Your other hand held onto his leg, just to keep him from rocking up towards you too much, before you used that drop of slick to cover your palm and stroke his head carefully. "Ohh-- fuck, feels so good..."
"I'll give you a little more," you warned sweetly, stroking faster, and his mouth opened for a big gasp and a deep shudder.
"P-please," he started, and you almost rolled your eyes (lovingly) because he was so predictable. He started begging before he even knew what he wanted. He just liked saying it, apparently; he just couldn't help it, something he said about so many things. At this point you were wondering what he could help-- cause apparently he couldn't help rubbing himself against you, begging to come, begging you to stop so he didn't come, staring at you all the time, touching you in public, asking you to touch him in public but also in private and also basically all the time, and eating all the chocolate biscuits.
You let your hand move lower to stroke all of him, slowly, but he jolted rather dramatically when you started to come back up.
"Stop," he said quickly, but you let your hand finish its motion and brush over his reddened tip before actually pulling away. He whined loudly through his teeth, and you watched his cock flex a few times, wondering if he might blow it right then. But, somehow, he managed to pull it together.
"That was close, huh, puppy?" you noticed with a laugh, and he nodded, keeping his eyes closed. You raised an eyebrow. "Look at me, Ralphie."
"N-no, thank you," he rushed out, shaking his head.
"It's not an offer, you need to look at me."
He nervously opened one eye and glanced at you, sitting on front of him on the bed. He sighed a bit and opened both eyes.
"Are you afraid to look at me?" you wondered with a confused frown.
"You look so pretty," he breathed, "I was afraid if I looked at you while you did that, I'd--"
You were already grinning mischievously, and he stopped as he gave you a nervous look.
"Oh, mommy, what are you thinking?" he wondered anxiously.
"Nothing," you lied, "I just figure I should let you see a little more."
Opening your dress up a bit, you let him see quite a lot more, since you weren't wearing a bra. "Mommy," he pouted, all needy and cute, cock flexing into nothing again. "I don't know if I can take that while you're--"
"Don't worry," you soothed, "I won't touch you. You'll touch me."
His eyes widened-- and maybe you were like him, because you couldn't help it, when he looked like that.
"C'mere, puppy, show mummy how you use your mouth."
Even if he had been hesitant because of his desire to not break the rules, he sure did jump at that opportunity; he instantly leaned forward and took handfuls of your chest, latching his mouth eagerly onto a raised nipple. You cursed under your breath but tried not to react too much-- you hadn't noticed your own desperation, being so focused on his.
You pet the back of his head and held him close. "Good boy," you sighed. "Good puppy, fuck..."
He suckled almost too aggressively, making you hiss a little, but aside from his struggle to regulate himself he obviously knew what he was doing. You don't beg to suck on mommy's tits all the time without learning a few things about how she likes it.
He kneaded each breast as he went back and forth between them with his mouth, hollowing his cheeks and occasionally pulling back to just lick widely over them with his tongue-- you liked when he did that, it made his moans even more obvious.
"Please, please," he mumbled, hardly even intelligible with his mouth full, but it was obvious what he was saying; he moved to the other one for a while, and back, swirling his tongue excitedly. Sometimes he looked up at you with wide, eager eyes, other times he kept his eyes shut tight and his brow low like he was really focused on his work. "Mommy, please--"
But that one was different. He stopped a second later. "Did I say you could--?" you began, but he was ahead of you.
"I'm too close," he admitted with a whimper. "I'll... I'll come if I keep going..."
You smiled wide; "Really, puppy? You're that desperate?"
He looked up at you pitifully, nodding.
"Good," you decided. "I think you've waited long enough. Suck on mommy's tits until you come, baby."
You could tell by the way his eyes widened that he was shocked enough to question it, but that he wasn't going to, in case you changed your mind. He all but threw himself back on you, moaning and humming against your skin desperately, taking more and more of you into his mouth as he lapped and sucked and even grazed you with his teeth. "Fuck," you groaned through a grin, petting his hair and scratching his head lightly. "Fuck, good puppy-- so fucking good, come for me, Ralphie--"
He whined against you and you felt it right away: hot streaks of come landing on your legs and lap, surely staining the bedsheets but you obviously didn't care much about that. You praised him all the way through it, and he didn't take his mouth off you-- but he also didn't stop coming, not for quite some time.
"Ralphie!" you repeated again in shock, feeling how much he was coming; you had to all but push him off of your chest, and even still his face was scrunching up in pleasure as you watched his cock flex and a few more thick stripes run down his shaft and over his drained balls. You instinctively reached down and stroked him, basically ignoring the way he whined from the sensitivity, milking what was left with just a few more motions. "Oh, baby, look what you've done..."
It was... significant. You were sure you'd never seen him come so much-- drips were running down your legs, there was a little pool forming in a dip in the blanket, it was the most beautiful mess you'd ever seen.
"Puppy," you said lowly, looking at his flushed face again, watching him pant and try to figure out if you were about to praise or scold him. "That was perfect."
He beamed proudly. "Th-thank you, mommy..."
"I guess we'll have to wait another three days to see you do it again, huh?" you winked.
His face dropped. "Wait-- what?!"
#ralph timewasters x reader#ralph timewasters smut#gee i hate characters without last names#but he's got a fanon one!#ralph penbury x reader#ralph penbury smut#joseph quinn x reader#joseph quinn smut#saturday night sleepover
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Kinktober Day 5: Uniform
Ralph Penbury (Timewasters) x Time Traveler!Reader
Summary: Ralph’s going to join the French Foreign Legion but you just won’t let him go.
Warnings: 18+ smut, uniform kink, blowjob through pants, boot riding, cumming in pants, sub!ralph
“Love, please…I must leave at once.” Ralph whimpers. Yet despite his protests, he allows you access to his neck so you can properly pepper the soft skin with wet open-mouth kisses.
He’s leaving you today. For how long? Could be months or even years but you tried putting on a brave face about his impending departure. After all, it is for the best if you plan on going back home. Yet the time has finally arrived and you’re an absolute wreck.
It’s so strange to see how attached you grew to him considering how long it took for you to reciprocate your feelings for him. You had always found him to be quite the strange fellow. Very intense with his emotions, too. He instantly fell for you the moment he laid eyes on you but you were put off by his forwardness. Hell, he proposed to you the very next day you met!
All you cared for back then was to get back to your timeline so his pursuit of you seemed futile. His learning of your revulsion made him do all he could to prove himself as a worthy man for you. He wrote you songs of his love, tried sweeping you off your feet any chance he got (literally), and he’d been trying to save you in various situations so that you knew him as your protector…even if those situations were as small as throwing his jacket over a shallow puddle of water for you to walk over.
Slowly you warmed to him, simply because of the effort he’d gone through just to make you love him. But he could tell it wasn’t enough. So, his next bet was to join a greater cause wanting to build from those experiences and better himself. And that’s when you learned that he’d enlisted in the French Foreign Legion.
You thought you’d handle it just fine but now two weeks later and you’ve cracked under your cool facade the moment you see him in that dorky tan uniform. There’s a range of emotions that consume you: sadness, lust, yearning…it’s all so overwhelming. It feels too real.
You look up at him with doe eyes, cheeks stained with tears. “Don’t go,” You kiss him hotly, your tongue caressing his own. Once you part, a line of saliva connects your lips. Your hands roam down his body, desperately clawing him through his uniform. “Stay with me.”
He mewls when your hand cups him through rough material of his pants. “I cannot. It wounds me deeply to go but I must—“
You smash your lips against his hard enough for the hat on his head to land on the ground. You walk him backwards into his bed until you both fall against the mattress. You’re feral, hands and mouth all over him and he melts with bliss.
Ralph didn’t think the uniform would have this much of an effect on you. When he was advised by a confidant that women love a man in uniform, he took the concept and ran with it, immediately signing away his life for military service. The way you’re responding to it went far beyond his expectations. He isn’t even expected to be leaving until next week in actuality, only wearing the uniform to admire himself in the mirror when he caught you in the corner of the room with lust-filled yet wet eyes. But he’ll just save that tidbit of news for another time.
Because you finally understand. You’re just as pathetically needy as he’s always been for you. Although, you’re a lot more lewd in your approach.
You snake down his body until you’re on your knees at the edge of his bed, your face nudged between his legs. His eyes bug out of his head when you begin to suck on the tip of his cock through his pants. You were on the exact right spot. Ralph can feel the suction’s pressure around the crown with some of your saliva soaking through the thick material.
“Oh, my…” He gasps, eyes rolling in the back of his head.
Then to show off some more, you begin to knead his balls through the pants with precision, earning another surprise hitch in his breath. You lick a long stripe up his hardened base, enjoying the feeling of the mild abrasiveness of the fabric against your tongue. Even if you can’t get a proper taste him; the warm, heavy feeling of his cock against your tongue makes you moan out loud.
You soon find yourself grinding down on his combat boots as you latch your lips around the sensitive mushroom head again. His head falls back against the mattress but you sink your nails into his inner thigh, nails sharp enough to penetrate the tough cotton.
He recognizes correctly that it’s a warning to him that he mustn’t remove his eyes from you. So with fluttering eyes and those pink pouty lips, he watches you while he struggles to keep his eyes from rolling and his moans from pitching in tone. It shouldn’t feel this good but because it’s you, it’s heavenly.
“Going to cum, my love.” He rasps, large hand resting on top of your head for a moment as if he’s petting you.
This makes you ride his boot harder, making the steel-toed part of his shoe press directly against your clothed sensitive little nub. You cry out at the delicious feeling. You’re going to cum soon, too.
But he doesn’t get to cum until he tells you he’ll stay. Until you could somehow convince him to follow you back to your life instead.
“Tell me you’ll never leave me.” You demand while rubbing your cheek against him like a cat in heat.
“I’ll never leave you.” He sighs.
“Tell me you’ll follow me anywhere and everywhere I tell you.” You continue to rub your face over the crotch of his pants, looking at him with such tender and wide eyes that look so innocent despite the absolute filthiest thoughts they held in them.
“I’ll follow you. Anywhere, Everywhere you tell me. Please just let me cum,” He’s practically sobbing by this point. “I’ll be so good for you.”
“Cum for your love.” You say, giving him one heavy lick and, in the next second, he’s spurting inside his pants. The twitching within the confines of his pants is erratic. You sneak your hands beneath his shirt, soothing a hand over his belly as he whines and squirms beneath you.
Your high peaks at the sight of him, gushing your honeyed essence on the tip of his boot. You don’t stop rocking against him, wanting to feel his toes flexing within the shoe.
Aftershocks shoot through the both of you as you come down from your high. You continue to kiss and worship the leg you straddled until you rise up on shaky legs and go to lay beside him in bed.
He turns to look at you with a smile, still panting. “Does this mean you’ll marry me?”
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So is eldritch hacker a thing? i think it'd be cool to see him in eldritchrune
Hacker's probably another steward, much like Tasque Manager, but his focus is on direction and thorough mapping of spaces. Best avoided, since he will suggest that Kris and the Fun Gang go exploring unexplored corners of the Dark World and report their progress...any failure at being thorough enough, and he'll get stabby!
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joseph quinn as ralph in timewasters (2017)
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#joseph quinn#joe quinn#jq#eddie munson#stranger things#stranger things 4#makeup#les mis#les miserables#catherine the great#dickensian#strike#enjolras#tom grant#howards end#prince paul#billy knight#arthur havisham#timewasters#ralph#leonard bast
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He runs the numbers on the Southside.
And a packing company, a chain of Savings & Loans, and half the politicians in Chicago and New York. There ain't a fix in the world gonna cool him out if he blows on ya.
I'll take him anyway.
Why?
Because I don't know enough about killin' to kill him.
The Sting (1973) dir. by George Roy Hill
#the sting#classic hollywood#robert redford#paul newman#this movie is just so much FUN its so fun <3#this was supposed to be just a general gifset but it ended up including a lot of shots where i said out loud They Were In Love Here so#might end up making another set while i have all the frames on my laptop but it might end up reusing some of these same shots#and we all just have to look the other way and pretend not to notice ok! its just that him running with his hat is SO funny#it demands to be in every gifset <3#also why paul newman's eyes look like that huh? mr jolly rancher eyes before blue raspberry was even invented. wild#ANYWAY enjoy my latest timewasters <3
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Home Alone Together Pairing: Ralph Penbury x You Summary: When Ralph's family left to spend Christmas in Paris, they forgot one thing: Ralph! Good thing you're there to take care of him! Words: 12k
Note: As you probably suspected from the title and ripped off tagline, this is inspired by Home Alone. It is a one-shot, and not connected to my Worth It-verse. The reader is an adventurous young lady who happens to be the caretaker's daughter. Don't think too deeply on it. Just have a fun Christmas adventure alone in a big house with a pretty boy and a pair of uninvited guests who deserve what's coming to them.
The Penburys are spending Christmas in Paris.
Once upon a time, the entire family would gather at their country estate for the holidays. Penbury Manor was always beautifully decorated, with red and green and gold and ribbons and bows and countless Christmas trees all throughout the house.
Ralph Penbury quite enjoyed that as a child.
But as Ralph and his twin sister Victoria grew, Penbury Christmases changed. Their father passed away, and their mother began spending most of her time traveling and dallying with much younger men. Their cousins had grown up to have homes and families of their own, and no longer came to visit for the holidays.
You'd think that with the family branching out like that, Penbury Christmases would become smaller and smaller. It was quite the opposite, really. After leaving school, Victoria found that she couldn't function without her ten best girlfriends at her side, and a houseful of strangers to keep them all entertained.
Life was one big never-ending party for Victoria Penbury, but her twin brother Ralph often found himself feeling lonely. There were always loads of people around, sure, but could any of them be truly considered a friend? Did any of them know anything about him, other than the fact that he was a Penbury and would surely foot the bill?
Two weeks ago, Mother sent a telegram inviting the twins to Paris for Christmas, to meet her new beau. Victoria had squealed with joy and rushed out to shop for new dresses. Ralph was hesitant at first, but eventually warmed to the idea. Surely Mother wouldn't allow Victoria to bring her mob of hangers-on. Perhaps they'd have a nice family holiday for a change. Meaningful conversation! People who mattered! And at the very least, delicious buttery croissants!
And then Victoria decided that since she couldn't bring her entire entourage to Paris, she'd take them to Penbury Manor for a few days. Ralph had always liked the country manor where he spent his summers and Christmases as a child, so he piled into a car and joined the caravan headed for the sprawling estate.
On the first day, he had fun.
On the second, Ralph began to wish he'd stayed in London.
On the third, he locked himself in the library.
On the fourth, Victoria berated him for being a horrid host and demanded that he join everyone for the gift exchange. He put aside his book and reluctantly agreed to join them for dinner and a party in the great hall.
Ralph, as always, felt as though Victoria's friends were merely tolerating his presence. What was wrong with him? Did he frown too much? Was he too intense? Was it obvious that he'd rather be elsewhere?
He hadn't always been this way.
Sometimes Ralph grew sad, remembering the happy person he used to be. He used to love parties and fashion and making friends. And then he fell in love with someone who despised him. The words "get fucked, creepy stalker freak" still echoed through his mind when he thought of her.
Ralph Penbury had loved her with his whole heart, and his whole heart had been shattered when she rejected him. He even tried to join the French Foreign Legion as a distraction, but they didn't want him either. He hid in a hotel until the girl whose name he could not speak and her friends vacated his family's London home. And then he returned to it, a changed man. A broken man. A man who would never love again.
But a man who must still do what his sister demanded, or he would never hear the end of it.
He made an effort to look engaged throughout dinner, and joined the party afterwards. He watched Victoria's guests unwrap gorgeous gifts from a sickeningly expensive shopping spree; trinkets and jewelry and cigars and chocolates and liquors. Ralph almost forgot to be cynical for a moment, while he watched people's faces light up during the opening of the presents.
When the fun began to wind down, someone brought Ralph a rather large box. He was confused. He and Victoria had already exchanged gifts; monogrammed pyjamas of the finest silk that they planned to wear tonight, for their final night at Penbury Manor. They had more presents for each other reserved their real Christmas morning in Paris in a few days. What was this?
"Open it, Ralph!" someone exclaimed.
He looked to Victoria.
"Go on!" she encouraged him.
He untied the bow and removed the lid from the box. He stared downward, unsure of what he was looking at.
"Show us, Ralph!" called out a voice from the crowd.
Ralph reached into the box and pinched what he assumed was the edge of the contraption - some sort of harness, maybe? - and lifted it into the air.
Everyone laughed. Ralph didn't understand. He looked up with a furrowed brow, hoping someone would explain. The crowd's laughter intensified, and once again, he looked to his twin.
"It's an electric belt!" she cackled. "It can stimulate you in ways a woman can't!"
"Or won't!" someone chimed in.
Ralph's head whipped toward the crowd, wondering who said that. What would he do if he found them? He felt his eyes fill with angry tears, and he hated his stupid body for cursing him with this ridiculous reaction.
"Oh, Ralph, don't be so bloody sensitive," Victoria scoffed with a roll of her eyes. "It's all in good fun!"
Ralph dropped the electric belt back into the box, trying not to let his tears fall. He felt sick to his stomach.
"Aren't you going to demonstrate for us?" someone called from the crowd.
"Drop your trousers and show us how it fits!"
"It's the closest thing to a woman's touch you'll ever feel!"
"Treat it right and perhaps it'll love you back!"
The laughter got louder after each comment.
Ralph threw the box and the awful gift to the floor and rushed from the room with tears streaming down his red face. He ran until he couldn't hear the laughter anymore.
Was this the only reason Victoria wanted him to join the party? So she could humiliate him in front of all her friends?
He wished all of these horrible people would just disappear. He never wanted to see their stupid, sneering faces ever again.
Ralph is cold.
He pulls his blanket up to cover his frozen nose, and suddenly his feet feel a chill. He cracks an eye open and glares at the plush duvet that's not doing its job…
But it's not the duvet that belongs on his bed.
Because he's not in his bed.
He's on a sofa in the reading room next to the library, and this blanket is not providing the kind of warmth he needs right now. Why is it so bloody cold? Why has no one stoked the fire? It's completely died down!
Ralph sits up and wraps the blanket around himself, trying to soak up all the heat it can offer through yesterday's clothes.
Wait. Why isn't he in pyjamas? Why isn't he in his bedroom?
Memories of the night before come flooding back, and Ralph's heart sinks. Not only did he receive the most humiliating gift ever given, but he cried about it in front of everyone. How is he supposed to face those people now? He covers his burning face with his frozen hands.
At least one part of his body is warm.
Eventually, Ralph accepts that he can't hide forever. Is it too late for breakfast? He glances at the clock and winces. His grandmother would have his hide for sleeping this late. He'll probably have to fight for scraps at the lunch table at this hour.
Ralph slips his shoes on his frozen feet and trudges down the stairs, blanket still around his shoulders, trying to convince himself that last night wasn't that bad. Perhaps he could laugh it off and pretend he'd purposely given them a show. Or maybe something more exciting had happened since, and no one would even remember the electric belt or the crying boy that no one would ever love.
He braces himself and reaches for the double doors leading to the dining hall, taking a deep breath and pulling them open.
The room is empty.
Not one straggler. Not one plate. Not one crumb.
Even the Christmas decorations are gone.
It's like no one has been here at all.
Ralph hurries through the main floor, checking every room for a sign of life. He finds nothing.
Has his wish come true? Has everyone disappeared?
He walks back up the stairs, determined to check everything. The bedrooms, the bathrooms, the study, the library, the drawing rooms, the billiards room, the attic. What sort of prank is Victoria playing on him?
Ralph decides to start on the far end of the hall. Last night, there was a Christmas tree in front of this window. Now, there's not even a stray pine needle. What the devil has happened to his house?
He peeks into every room, finding no evidence that anyone had been in them at all. All the bedrooms look as pristine as they had when the group arrived. The trees are gone. The hanging mistletoe and the holly bouquets. The candles in the windows.
Baffled, Ralph starts the journey up the attic stairs. Victoria knows that he's feared this place since he was a child, so perhaps this is where she told everyone to hide. Would she be surprised that he came looking for her up here?
Last night, Ralph had hoped to never see any of his guests again… but right now, climbing those steep steps to the dark, drafty attic his cousins used to lock him in, he almost wishes he had someone there with him.
Could Ralph Penbury truly be alone for the first time in his life? At his own request, even? The thought sends a terrible chill up his spine, making him squeeze his eyes shut and pause to grasp the handrail out of fear of falling down those awful stairs.
When the chill passes, Ralph wills his legs to take him to the next step.
Where he collides with something that shrieks.
He's falling, falling.
And someone - or something - is falling with him, down those steep attic stairs.
You feel as though you hit every step on the way down those damned stairs. When you finally come to a stop on the landing, you notice the groaning body next to you. You rise to your knees quickly, wincing at what will surely be a bruise, and check on the person.
Your heart stops when you realize who it is.
Ralph Penbury, the young master of this house.
Your employer.
Well, your father's employer.
You've just thrown your dad's boss down the stairs.
"Mr. Penbury, are you alright?" you ask, fearing the worst.
He opens his big brown eyes and stares, and your stomach flips.
"Who are you?" he asks.
You struggle to remember your name. When you tell it to him, he doesn't react. "The caretaker's daughter," you clarify.
Your father has been the caretaker of Penbury Manor since before you were born. He manages the grounds and the house when the family is not present, which is most of the year. He'd gotten a telephone call a week ago telling him to call in the staff and decorate the manor for Christmas. You walked to the main house this morning, wanting to see it one last time before the staff ripped down all the decorations and headed home for Christmas.
You and your father live in a small cottage on the edge of the property, which is your favorite place in the world. Until tomorrow, probably, when your father is given the sack and you're both tossed out into the street for mangling the man of the house.
"Are you alright, sir?" you ask again.
He keeps staring. Does he have a brain injury, you wonder?
"Are you?" he asks, finally.
"A few bruises, but they'll fade," you smile. "Are you hurt? Would you like me to call for a doctor?"
Mr. Penbury shakes his head. You stand, offering him a hand to help him up. He stands without taking it, trying to brush the wrinkles out of his clothes with a rapidly reddening face.
"Where is everyone?" he asks.
"Miss Penbury and her guests left very early this morning," you tell him. "There was a storm, and they didn't want to get snowed in."
"Snow?"
"Lots of it," you confirm.
"When?"
"Now."
"Now?"
You gesture to the window, and he shuffles over to it. Mr. Penbury gasps when he sees everything covered in white. He stays there for a full minute, staring out at rapidly falling flakes. When he turns back around, there's a sad expression on his face.
"They left me?" he asks pitifully.
"I'm sure they didn't mean to," you say quickly. You have no idea if it's true, but the poor man looks utterly heartbroken. "There were a lot of people in your party, getting everyone packed and into cars in the snow was utter chaos."
His brow furrows.
"May I call a car for you?" you offer.
He nods and turns back to the window. You pretend not to hear him sniffle.
You enter the study a few doors down, where the nearest telephone is located, and pick it up. The line is dead. You nearly run into Mr. Penbury again coming out of the room.
"Sorry!" you breathe, narrowly avoiding him. "There's something wrong with the telephone, I'll try downstairs."
Mr. Penbury follows you to the next telephone. After three with no tone, you turn to him with a grimace in the office by the kitchen.
"I'm sorry, sir. The lines must be out of order because of the storm."
What are you supposed to do with him? You can't just leave him here alone. He'd have no idea how to take care of himself. He's probably never stoked his own fire in his life. You also don't really want to walk home in the snow. It's coming down so hard, you couldn't see your hand if you held it out in front of you.
You'll just have to coexist until one - or both of you - can leave.
"The staff cleaned through the night and went home early this morning, while the roads were still passable," you explain. "I stayed behind to finish up a few things, since I live nearby and can walk home when it stops snowing. I'm afraid it's just us, but I can get you anything you need."
An awkward silence fills the room.
And then the lights go out, leaving you in the dark.
You carefully feel your way through the maze of furniture and pull the curtains apart, giving you just enough light to see him hovering by the door.
"What's your favorite room in the house?" you ask, digging through the office in search of a flashlight.
"My what?"
"Your favorite room," you say again, checking the desk drawers. "Your bedroom, a drawing room, one of the lounges?"
"Why?"
"Because that's where you can stay until the storm passes," you explain. He stares at you blankly.
"Why one room?" he asks.
Is it not obvious? You stop your search, gather your thoughts, and explain calmly.
"Mr. Penbury, it takes a full staff to keep all of the fireplaces lit. Since it's just the two of us, we'll stay in one part of the house and focus on keeping it warm there."
He blushes, his face glowing in the gray light.
"The library."
You wince. That's a horrible choice.
"Mr. Penbury, that's a large room with a lot of windows. It'll be quite drafty. Might I suggest something smaller, so it's easier to heat?"
"My bedroom?" he mutters.
"Excellent choice," you smile, resuming your rummaging.
You should've just told him that's where he should go to begin with, but dammit, you can't tell a Penbury what to do. People like this must be gently guided, so they can let themselves believe everything was their idea. You don't spend a lot of time with people like him, but you think you navigated that quite well.
"Aha!" you cry, clicking on a clunky flashlight.
You pull the curtains closed, already feeling the draft from the exposed window, and exit the room. Mr. Penbury follows closely, muttering a "sorry" once or twice when he steps on the back of your heel in the dark. You lead him through the massive estate and into his bedroom. You quickly start a fire, and when it's large enough to provide warmth, you step away and turn around.
He's still hovering by the door.
"I'll take the one next door, if that's alright?" you ask. "So that I'll be near if you need me?"
He nods.
You smile and squeeze by him, lighting another fire in the other bedroom and taking a moment to warm your hands. The staff let the fires die this morning. A chill has crept through the house since, but you haven't really felt it until now.
Tea would be nice.
Your stomach rumbles, and you place a hand on it as if to silence it. You wonder when Mr. Penbury had his last meal… probably dinner last night? You hurry downstairs and fill a basket with food, lugging it back upstairs toward the two warm bedrooms as quickly as you can.
When you reach the last step and move onto the landing, a movement ahead catches your eye. Mr. Penbury has just closed his door. He's been watching for you. You'd hoped to make lunch in your room and present him with something already cooked, but now you're drawn to his door.
"Mr. Penbury?" You knock lightly. "Are you alright? Did you need something?"
The door slowly creaks open to reveal a narrowed eye.
"You left."
"Only briefly," you smile, holding up your basket. "I've brought us lunch. Are you hungry?"
He hesitates, but nods. He steps back and opens the door the rest of the way. Oh? You follow his lead and come into his bedroom, brushing against him when you pass and feeling a blush creep into your cheeks. Stop that. You hurry toward the fire, so you can pretend that's what caused it, busying yourself with the kettle first. Your tea can steep while you cook.
Mr. Penbury sits on the sofa at the foot of his bed and watches your every move. You're annoyingly clumsy under his watchful eye, but you manage to put together a decent meal. Well, at least it's hot. You put the food on plates and hold yours, glancing to the door. Can you go?
Mr. Penbury gets up suddenly, surprising you by clearing off a small bedside table and dragging it toward the fire. He places it between the sofa and the fireplace.
"Please?" he asks, gesturing to the seat next to him.
You smile and rise, putting both plates on your tiny table. You consider sitting on the edge of the sofa and staying as far away as you can, but you don't want to seem rude. You don't want to appear too forward, either. You sit where you can reach the table but not touch him.
You look from your plates to him, and you both hesitate. You feel like something should be said. A prayer? A toast?
You lift your teacup, and he does the same. What do you say?
"To not being alone during the storm of the century?" you smile.
Mr. Penbury smiles back, teacups are sipped from, and lunch is eaten in an almost comfortable silence.
When your plates are empty, you excuse yourself to return them to the kitchen and take care of a few chores. You wind through the house, making sure drapes are closed and doors are locked. The staff goes to great lengths to keep the Penburys warm while they're here, and you worry that he'll find out how drafty this big house really is and think it's your fault.
Your constant movement does little to warm you. When it starts nearing dinnertime, you grab a few extra blankets and bring them to the pair of warm bedrooms who'll have inhabitants. You toss half on the bed you can't wait to fall into tonight, and approach his door.
A knock at the door makes Ralph's heart nearly leap out of his chest. He gets up from the sofa by the fire and drops the blanket he's had on his lap for hours, hurrying toward the door. Things have felt awkward with the caretaker's daughter so far, but Ralph is grateful to have her back. He hates being left alone with his thoughts.
He swings the door open and finds the girl standing there with an armful of blankets.
"I thought you might like a few extra blankets," she smiles. "It's only going to get colder as the evening goes on."
Thank her, his brain screams! Invite her in to warm up! Wrap her in one of those blankets! Make her tea!
"Thank you," Ralph mumbles, reaching for the blankets and promptly dropping one. She leans down to pick it up, re-folds it, and hands it to him. He hugs them to his chest.
"I'm going back to the kitchen to fetch dinner before it gets any darker," she says, her voice like warm honey. "Is there anything particular you'd like tonight? That can be cooked in a bedroom fireplace, I mean?"
He'd watched her create a hot meal out of nothing hours earlier, and been absolutely fascinated. He'd sit quietly and watch her do anything, if she let him.
What the hell is wrong with him?
Ralph shakes his head to clear his thoughts.
"Alright," she smiles. "I'll be back soon."
She turns, and Ralph's spirits sink when he realizes she's leaving him again. He's surprised to find words forming on his tongue.
"C-can I come?" he stutters, mentally kicking himself. He starts to close the door, hoping she hadn't heard, but she turns around and catches him.
"Of course, Mr. Penbury," she smiles. She has the most wonderful smile. Shut up, Ralph! He scurries out of the room and to her side, and she looks down. So does he. He's not wearing shoes. His face burns. "You'll want to dress a bit warmer, Mr. Penbury," she says gently. "It's very cold downstairs."
Ralph returns to his room and contemplates jumping out a window. But he glances back to the girl standing outside, looking kind and understanding and not rolling her eyes or laughing at him. He puts on his shoes and a jumper. He doesn't know what the maid did with his coat when he arrived.
He walks toward her, but before he can exit the room, she enters. He freezes. She shakes out one of the blankets she'd brought him and wraps it around his shoulders. Her scent fills his nostrils. Her hands almost touch him. He has to work to control his breathing. Why is he behaving like a lovesick schoolboy? Or worse… his old self?
"There we go," she smiles. "Are you ready?"
He nods, unable to speak for fear of a marriage proposal rolling off his stupid tongue.
She pulls a flashlight from her pocket, flicks it on, and starts walking. He follows her down the stairs and through the house and into the kitchen. Ralph has only been in here a few times in his life. He gets to hold the flashlight while she works. She grabs the basket from earlier, filling it with this and that. He keeps the flashlight trained on her, trying to anticipate her every move so that she's never left in the dark.
He stays close when they go back upstairs, and enjoys watching her make dinner. In silence, of course. Ralph doesn't think he could make a sound if he wanted to. She serves him excellent, strong tea that warms him inside and out. Dinner is wonderful. He'd seen her hesitate at lunchtime, about sitting next to him on the sofa, but she sits a little closer this time. His heart flutters.
Stop that.
When the plates are empty again, she stacks them and puts them in the basket. Ralph feels a sudden panic when she stands.
"You don't have to go yet!" he says, with a little more force than he meant to. He should go throw himself down the stairs.
She hesitates, then sits back down on the sofa and smiles politely.
Ralph has no idea what to say to her. He wanted her to stay, damn it all, it's his job to give her a reason to! Speak! Ask her questions! Tell her a funny story! Anything!
"Did you find something to do this afternoon?" she asks.
What did Ralph do this afternoon? He thinks… oh. He thought. He thought about his humiliating gift, about everyone laughing at him, about everyone leaving him. Was it on purpose, or did they genuinely forget about him? Which would be worse? He thought about the girl who broke his heart and opened his eyes and changed his life. He thought about the caretaker's daughter, and how kind she's been to him. And how pretty she is when she smiles. And how that stupid lovesick little boy he once was would be planning their wedding by now.
"I read a book," he lies.
"Oh?" she questions. "What did you read?"
Damn.
Ralph Penbury, who's read four books during this trip and thousands of others in his lifetime, cannot name a single title.
"Er… it… it wasn't very good." His face is definitely too red to be just from the fire. She knows he's blushing. She knows he's a liar.
"Would you like to go to the library and pick out another?"
"N-no," Ralph stutters, biting his tongue for failing to cooperate. "Not tonight."
"Alright," she says. "Why is the library your favorite room?"
"Pardon?" he asks, scrunching his eyebrows.
"I asked about your favorite room earlier, and you said the library," she reminds him. "I was just wondering."
"Not the library, exactly," he begins, "the reading room beside it."
"Oh?"
Ralph nods. The library itself is a vast room, but the cozy chamber beside it is packed with comfortable couches and plush chairs and reading lamps. Hardly anyone ever goes in there.
"I quite like that room myself," she admits. "The painting above the fireplace is one of my favorites. If I'd known that's where you meant, we could've set up camp in there."
"This is fine," Ralph says quickly. He can't imagine the torture of trying to sleep in the same room as a woman he can't have.
"I suppose you're right," she smiles. "Sleeping in a bed is surely more comfortable than even those lovely sofas."
"That's where I slept last night," Ralph confesses.
"I can't believe no one spotted you," she says, her face falling. "Were you by the fire?"
Ralph nods.
"Maybe it had gone out by the time someone came to check," she muses.
Ralph shrugs.
"I'm so sorry, Mr. Penbury. Things were hectic when your sister decided to leave. It was a flurry of packing and panicking, and after everyone left, frantic cleaning so the staff could leave before the snow got too deep. But I promise, sir, I'll get you out of here and on your way to rejoin your sister as soon as I can."
What if Ralph doesn't want to get out of here? What if he wants to stay with the nicest person he's ever met, and he wants the snow to keep falling so they're trapped in here for months? Is that long enough to make her love him? Would he have a chance if he were the only man in miles? Or would she brave the elements to get away from the creepy stalker freak in under a week?
Ralph Penbury wishes he could manifest a physical version of the person he used to be, so he could beat it to death. That obnoxious, irritating, stupid little boy who used to fall in love with every girl he met is starting to narrate his every thought. He's not that person anymore!
She gets up to stoke his fire. The flames rise, and the room gets warmer, and she turns to him with a comforting smile.
"I suppose we should get to bed," she says. "If you need anything at all, Mr. Penbury, I'm right next door."
How is he supposed to sleep with only a wall separating them?
"You can call me Ralph," he says to her retreating back. She hesitates, hand already on the doorknob, and turns to him.
"Are you sure, Mr. Penbury?"
He nods.
"Alright, then," she says softly, turning the knob. "Good night, Ralph."
Ralph melts at the sound of his name on her lips.
"Wake up!" a voice hisses.
"No," you grumble, snuggling deeper into the magnificent bed you've claimed for the night. You're warm. You're comfortable. You're having a good dream. If you're left alone, you might be able to finish it.
"Miss!"
You sigh, cracking one eye open to see Mr. Penbury standing beside your bed.
"What's wrong?" you mumble, closing your eye. "Did your fire go out?"
"There's someone in the house!" he whispers.
"It's just the wind, Mr. Penbury," you explain, hoping he'll go back to bed and leave you alone to finish your dream.
"It's people," he says, his voice hushed but frantic. "I heard men talking."
Your eyes shoot open.
"Where?" you ask.
"Downstairs," he breathes.
You roll out of bed, into the frigid room whose fire has long died. It must be nearing morning now. You hold out a hand, gesturing for him to stay put, and tiptoe out into the cold hallway. You stop at the top of the stairs, listening close…
Men. Talking loudly in a downstairs room. You creep down the stairs silently, one at a time, hoping to pinpoint which room they're in. A bottle smashes, and a light illuminates the hallway below. The lounge. They're drinking. They've started a fire. They don't know anyone else is here. You come back up the stairs.
"What are you doing?" Ralph hisses, hugging himself for warmth just outside your bedroom doors.
What would those men do if they knew the master of the house they broke into was still here? Unarmed? Unattended? No security, no staff, only you. Ransom? Torture? Murder?
You have to protect him.
You walk to the nearest window and pull the curtain aside. How did those men get here? Surely not by car. The snow has stopped coming down, but it must be knee-deep out there. You can't tell the driveway from the lawn. They must have walked. You could probably make it home in this, but you don't know if Mr. Penbury could. And even if you did, you'd leave a trail directly to your father's cottage. You'd have the same problem with the stable, or one of the outbuildings. Plus, you'd probably freeze to death outside tonight. You cross the floor and approach him.
"Mr. Penbury, I need you to put on warm clothing and come with me. Carry your shoes; we'll make less noise without them."
He nods seriously and returns to his bedroom.
You enter your room, quickly making the bed and gathering the dinner basket and a few blankets and your shoes. You'd slept so hard, you let the fire die; which you now realize is a good thing. When you close the door, the bedroom looks like it hadn't been slept in.
You slip into the room next door and make Ralph's bed too, pulling off the extra blankets and giving them to him. You pick up your basket and gesture for him to follow. You lead him down the hallway and into the study, closing the door quietly behind you and locking it. You approach the second bookcase and feel along the second shelf.
Click.
The hidden door cracks open, and you pull it the rest of the way. It's pitch black inside. You feel for your flashlight, cursing yourself when you realize you left it on the bedside table. You step inside to put your things on the floor, then come back for candles. There's an antique candelabra on a side table that'll do. You light three of the five with a pack of nearby matches, thinking that'll be enough for now.
Mr. Penbury stands frozen, arms full of blankets and mouth gaping.
"It's alright," you whisper, giving his jumper a gentle tug. "Come on." He follows you inside. You latch the door and turn to him.
"We'll be safe in here," you tell him quietly, placing the candelabra on a desk. For how long, you don't know. Surviving tonight is the current priority.
"What is this place?"
"I'm not sure," you whisper, taking the blankets from him. You put them on the ancient moth-eaten sofa, all except one. That one, you wrap around his shoulders. He's shaking. "Well, it's an office, I suppose. I don't know why it needed to be a secret. Come, sit."
You both sit on the small sofa carefully, hoping it doesn't creak too much. It doesn't.
"How did you know it was here?"
You bite your lip, contemplating how much to tell him.
"I just found it one day," you answer. "The house is full of hidden rooms and secret passageways."
"I didn't know that," he says.
"You're only here for a few weeks per year," you remind him. "I've lived here all my life."
"You know my house better than I do," he says, with a hint of embarrassment.
"I could show you," you offer.
You've been obsessed with uncovering the secrets of Penbury Manor since you found that first secret door in a wardrobe when you were twelve. You've always taken great pleasure in knowing more about this house than its owners. Why the hell did you just offer to share your life's work with him?
"Really?" he asks, his eyes sparkling in the flickering light of the candles. You can't stop staring into those black orbs.
"Really," you confirm, feeling oddly calm.
Something crashes from below, and you both jump in surprise. Right. Intruders.
"We'll stay here for tonight," you whisper. "Hopefully, they're just vagrants who will move on after they've raided your liquor cabinet. Let's hope they don't find the key to the wine cellar."
Your attempt a joke does not land.
"If they don't clear out tomorrow, maybe the phone lines will be fixed, and we can call the police."
He rubs his hands across his face.
"Mr. Penbury," you begin.
"Ralph," he reminds you, dropping his hands to his knees.
"Ralph," you repeat, reaching out to place your hand on his. "I won't let anything happen to you."
"This is my house," he argues. "I'm the man. I should be protecting you."
This man is the most adorable thing you've ever seen.
"And I know this house inside and out," you remind him. "Perhaps we can protect each other?"
He considers it.
"Alright," he finally agrees.
"We should rest," you say quietly. There's nothing else to do. "Maybe they'll be gone when we wake up. You take the sofa, I'll take the floor."
"Nonsense," he argues, getting up and moving to the hard wooden floor. You let him lie there for a moment, seeing the regret on his face even in the dim light of the candles.
"Alright," you play along, draping him with one blanket and lying down on the sofa with the rest. When his teeth start to chatter, moments later, you've had enough of your game.
"Given that the situation is possibly life or death and I doubt the usual rules apply, would you mind sharing the floor?" you ask. "The sofa stinks, and the blankets will go farther if we combine them."
"Y-yes," he shivers.
"Rise, Sir Ralph of London," you joke. He does.
You lay half of the blankets down and pull the pillows off of the sofa, dropping them where your heads will go.
"Lie down," you instruct.
He does, and when he's settled on his side, you cover him with the other two blankets. You blow out all but one candle, since it's not providing much warmth anyway, and crawl into the makeshift bed beside him.
He's still shivering. So are you.
"Would you think me unladylike if I came closer?" you ask.
"P-please do," he shudders.
You scoot just a little closer, not quite touching, but very aware of the warm body next to you.
"We're going to be alright, Ralph," you whisper. "Rest."
He falls asleep before you.
Ralph Penbury has never woken up with a girl holding him before.
The candle has burned out, so he can't see her.
But he can feel her.
They're still on their sides, but their bodies are pressed together under the blankets. She's slung an arm across Ralphs ribs. Her cheek rests on his chest, her hand on his back. Would she be angry if he did the same? He eases his arm over her, careful not to touch anything inappropriate, and tests his weight on her side a little bit at a time. She doesn't wake and yell at him or tell him to stop touching her. He can't help but smile.
He should be frightened. Terrified, even. There are intruders inside his house. He doesn't know who they are, or how many there are, or their intentions, or when they plan to vacate the premises.
But how can he worry when there's a beautiful woman holding him?
After Ralph's last misadventure in romance, it had been become abundantly clear to him that no woman would ever love a creepy stalker freak. He'd given up. When he stopped begging for attention, he stopped getting it. Were it not for Victoria needing him to sign an occasional cheque or provide a laugh for her friends, he might be forgotten altogether. Hell, she did forget him. She left him behind on the way to their Christmas vacation with their mother.
The girl with her arms around him nuzzles her face into his chest, and he stops caring about Victoria.
She's taking care of him. She fed him multiple times. Brought him blankets and built him a fire. When there was danger, she brought him to safety. She's keeping him warm right now. She did all these things without being asked. This is not her job. She's not employed by the Penburys, is she? Only her father, Ralph thinks. Perhaps she's taking care of him because she thinks she has to. Or because she's a good person. Or because he's useless and pathetic and she feels sorry for him.
Or maybe… just maybe…
Ralph is cold the next time he wakes. He reaches out for her in the dark, wondering if she'd turned in her sleep, but his hand hits a cold blanket.
She left him.
Even in his half-awake state, Ralph's heart sinks.
He finds her pillow and brings it to his nose, breathing in deep. He can still smell her. He pulls the covers over his head and hugs the pillow to his chest, wishing it were her instead of the faint scent of her mixed with the ancient dusty fabric.
A nearby click makes Ralph's heart pound. He stays under the blankets, frozen in fear, trying to hold his breath so he won't be discovered. Footsteps. A scrape. A sigh.
A soft chuckle?
Ralph pulls the blankets off of his face to see that she has returned, and that the room is no longer a black void. She has a flashlight now, and she's smiling down at him.
"Good afternoon," she whispers.
Ralph sits up in the chilly room, pulling a blanket around himself.
She starts unpacking a sack and her pockets, placing tinned food in a neat row. Ralph watches curiously; how did she carry all that? Where did she get it? Did she really go out there with them?!
When she finishes unloading, she joins Ralph on the makeshift bed, sitting across from him and wrapping a blanket around her shoulders. She's wearing socks; no shoes.
"I have a plan," she whispers.
You wish you could ignore the curiosity eating at you and focus on the warm body holding you tight. But you can't stand not knowing what you're up against. What Ralph is up against. You have to go look. You ease out of his grip and venture out of the hidden room behind the bookcase.
It must be daytime; you're able to see where you're going with the help of dull grey light peeking in from around the curtains. You slip into the secret staircase behind the tapestry and pad quietly down the stairs. Two men, surprisingly well-dressed, are passed out and snoring on the sofas in the lounge. They appear to be traveling light. Perhaps they're not planning on staying long.
You tiptoe to the nearest telephone, hoping for better luck today. On your way, you feel a horrible chill just before finding the broken glass. They'd broken a window to get in. You shiver and check the phone in the hallway, which is still dead. At least there's a flashlight in the table underneath. You pocket it and proceed to a ransacked kitchen. The men had raided it and had themselves a feast. Even after they'd eaten all they could hold, there was still a considerable amount of food. What if they stayed until it was all gone?
You fill an empty flour sack with things that can be eaten without cooking. Is that enough? You add a few tins to your pockets. You and Ralph Penbury may die by these criminals' hands, or freeze to death while trying to escape, but you'll be damned if you let him starve.
You make it back to the hidden stairs without incident, climbing them quietly and re-entering the room behind the bookcase.
You turn on the flashlight so you don't step on him, and find that Ralph has curled up in a ball on the floor and pulled the blankets over his head. You let out an unintentional chuckle at how adorable he is. You hope he hasn't missed you yet. You'd like to crawl right back into bed and not have him notice you left at all.
He pulls the covers off of his head and looks up at you. You've been caught.
"Good afternoon," you whisper.
Ralph sits up, eyes still puffy with sleep, and wraps a blanket around his shoulders. You quickly and quietly unload your pockets, feeling a chill now that the adrenaline of sneaking around is wearing off. You sit across from him on your makeshift bed, covering yourself as well.
"I have a plan."
"Where did you go?" he whispers.
"Downstairs," you answer. "There are only two of them, and the way I see it, we have two options. Would you like to hear them?"
Ralph nods.
"Option One, we leave. We can wait until dark and slip out of here and try to make it to my father's cottage. It'll be cold, and it'll be hard, but we'll be safe there. And it's closer to the road, so it will probably be easier to send for the police." You give Ralph a moment to contemplate before continuing. "Option two, we stay in here for another day or two, and maybe they'll leave after they've filled their bellies. And even if they don't, if I'm not home by Christmas Eve, my father will know something is wrong and come to investigate."
What kind of choice is this? Freeze to death outside, or hide out in this secret room with a girl who makes him feel like his old self? A desperate, puppy-like persona that constantly begged to be loved? Perhaps freezing to death is the more humane choice.
"How about we eat breakfast before we decide?" she prods gently. Ralph nods.
They share a cold breakfast with a single fork. "I swear, I thought I grabbed two," she apologizes. Ralph swoons, and he hates himself for it.
"Have you reached a decision, Mr. Penbury?" she asks, after breakfast is finished.
To freeze to death, or huddle for warmth on the floor with a woman who isn't openly repulsed by him?
"It's too cold out there," he mumbles.
She smiles, and Ralph feels his stomach do a somersault. He wishes someone would punch him there.
And then she gets up and walks toward the entrance, and Ralph panics.
"Where are you going?" he asks. Please don't leave me, he thinks.
"To get us more blankets," she says, like it's obvious.
"It's not safe out there!" he warns in a hushed tone.
"They're asleep," she says gently. "I'm just going to grab a few more from the wardrobe at the end of the hall. I won't be gone long. I promise."
In Penbury Manor, the end of the hall is a long way away.
"I'm coming with you," he insists, rising to his feet.
She looks stunned for a moment, then reaches for the door.
"We must be swift and silent," she whispers. He nods in agreement.
She puts her ear to the door before opening it. And then she cracks it open and peeks outside. When she decides it's clear, she reaches back for Ralph's hand. He takes it and tries not to pass out.
She pulls Ralph out of the secret room behind the bookcase, and they cross the floor and and unlock the study door and enter the hallway in their socks. She's right; they're virtually silent without shoes. They arrive at the wardrobe quickly, and after a heart-stopping creak of its door, she begins piling blankets in Ralph's outstretched arms.
She takes an armload herself and eases the door shut, then leads the way back to the study. When they get near, Ralph hears voices. She stops, panic on her pretty face. He can see her making quick calculations, and she begins to rush toward the study door. Ralph follows as quickly as he can, ducking into the room just in time.
She drops her blankets on the floor and gets the door closed just before the voices get near enough to understand. She winces as the lock clicks, listening closely at the keyhole to see if they heard it.
"You hear somethin'?"
"Only an egghead who won't shut his mouth."
Ralph carefully places his blankets next to hers and joins her at the door, putting his ear to it to better hear the intruders.
"Would you look at the size of this place?"
"Like a royal palace."
"Are those Penny people royal?"
"Nah, just rich."
"And stupid."
Both men laugh. Ralph fumes.
"When do you think they're gonna come back?"
"The floozy said it's a summer house. I bet they don't spend a week a year here."
"You really lucked out with that party invitation, eh?"
"Damn right I did. How long do you think it'll take us to strip the place?"
"Years?"
"Years!"
"I see twenty gold things right here in the hallway! We'd be rich with just what we took from the room we came in!"
"As soon as this snow clears, we'll get Jasper to bring the truck, and we'll all be set for life."
"All thanks to those idiot twins flaunting their fortune!"
The men cackle.
"I'm not sleepin' on a couch tonight, look at the size of them bleedin' beds!"
"These must be the master bedrooms, they had me in some cupboard on the other side of the house. Cheap bastards."
Ralph's face burns. This was a guest. A person Victoria invited to spend Christmas with them. Now he's in their house, planning to rob them blind.
"This one's mine!"
"This was my idea, I get the biggest bed!"
"You don't know that this one's the biggest!"
"Neither do you, now get out and find your own!"
Her hand touches Ralph's shoulder, and he jumps. She puts a finger to her lips, telling him to shush, and gestures to the room behind the bookshelf. They pick up their blankets and tiptoe into the secret room again, latching the door and sighing in relief.
She turns on the flashlight so he can see her face and steps close. Very close. Ralph looks into her eyes, which are full of rage.
"Option Three," she whispers angrily. "We make them leave."
You've always had Penbury Manor to yourself.
You'd explore the house while your father made his weekly inspections or stopped to fix things. When you were twelve, you found a secret door in a wobbly wardrobe. It was the most wonderful discovery an adventurous girl could make, and you immediately became obsessed with finding more. The next was a hidden staircase. You shared your findings with your father, who encouraged you to record everything. Random testing soon turned to careful mapping. And so while he worked near the main house, you were allowed to explore. And explore you did.
You found the hidden room behind the bookcase when you were sixteen. It became your office; the place you stored your maps and diagrams, where no one would ever find them.
The secrets of Penbury Manor have been yours since you were a child. Shouldn't it feel odd to be sharing them with someone now?
You light the candles and spread your maps across the floor to show Ralph Penbury, the man who would one day own this house, its many secrets. How many centuries had Penburys owned this amazing property without knowing the half of its most wonderful features?
The ignorance stops with Ralph.
You show him how to get around the house undetected, explaining how to find and open and close hidden doors. He listens intently, like he's genuinely trying his best to absorb a decade of discoveries in just a few hours.
Because tonight, when those criminals rest in warm and comfortable beds that they were not invited to sleep in, you and Ralph will attack.
You will not tolerate these bastards' disrespect of this house, or its contents, or its owners. Penbury Manor is a work of art, filled with architectural wonders and centuries-old treasures and the memories of generations. Ralph Penbury, who will one day be its master, will have an appreciation of his family home that few of his ancestors have had.
Because this house is going to protect him tonight.
He's surprisingly resourceful for a rich boy who's never had to lift a finger. You go over each section of the house, starting with the wing containing the rooms the intruders are occupying, and come up with a brutal battle plan. You are going to war with these men.
They'll never know what hit them.
Ralph Penbury is in the presence of a genius.
Imagine, exploring and creating maps in your spare time instead of silly things like gossip or shopping. She's nothing like anyone he's ever met. He is fully aware that he is hanging on her every word, but her every word is bloody brilliant. Ralph feels like he's going to war, but he's not frightened, because she's on his side.
He feels alive when they're together.
They spent a long afternoon whispering and planning and taking a break to enjoy a delightful dinner out of a tin with their shared fork. Ralph has never been on such a grand adventure in his life.
"Are you ready for this?" she whispers.
"Yes," he answers.
She leans over the desk and blows out the candles with her perfect mouth. Ralph wishes he could kiss her.
"We're going to be alright," she says, touching his arm softly. "Just stick to the plan."
Ralph nods, afraid that if he opens his mouth, he'll ask her to marry him. What adventures they could have together, with her brilliant mind and his unwavering devotion! Never a dull moment, from the wedding to the day they're both laid to rest beside each other in the Penbury family plot! This could be an epic love, the kind of love people write stories about, the kind of love he's always wanted!
Shut up, Ralph.
She pushes open the door, and they step outside their hiding place to set their diabolical plan in motion.
Ralph may have needed a tiny bit of instruction on the practical side of things, but all in all, he's quite an excellent partner.
The traps are laid. Now you just need to give your uninvited guests a little nudge toward the door.
You stand in the hallway, staring at the two doors to the bedrooms the criminals have claimed. You can see the fireplaces burning in the cracks under the doors. One of them is snoring loudly.
You turn to Ralph, barely a silhouette in the shadows concealing you.
"Count to a hundred," you remind him. He nods and tiptoes toward the hidden stairs that lead to the attic.
You make your way down the hall to enter the room next to the snorer. You push the curtains open. The moon is bright, giving you plenty of light to do what you need to do.
You open the wardrobe. You feel around the back of it, finding the crack and prying it open. The wardrobes of these bedrooms are connected through a hole in the wall. If you're small enough, you can slip from one room to another. But you don't need to get through. You just need to leave a gift. The next layer of wood gets pushed open. And just like that, your hand is inside the wardrobe next door.
You reach into your pocket and extract a music box, winding it quietly. You hold the crank still until you get it in place in the bottom of the wardrobe next door. You let go, and music starts playing. You back out and pull the doors shut quickly, then seal the wardrobe.
On a girl's vanity table, a music box is a sweet and joyful tune.
But echoing in an otherwise empty wardrobe, in the middle of the night, in a house you've broken into? Terrifying, hopefully.
The snoring stops.
You rush from the room and into the hallway, ducking into a dark alcove on the far end of the hall where you can't be seen. The light of the moon seeps in through the windows above the grand staircase, illuminating the hallway outside the bedrooms housing the invaders just enough for you to watch.
But you don't hear movement. Shouldn't he be tearing apart the room by now, trying to find what's making the noise? The door opens, and a man slips into the room next door. You hear yelling, but can't make out the words. The other man, apparently angry about being woken up, throws his partner from the room. He hesitates, but goes back into his own.
And then more noises come from the floor above.
Ralph has done his job of making the ancient rocking horse rock, the tops spin, the balls bounce, and turning on the electric toy train. What good fortune, to have your guests choose rooms just underneath the attic playroom!
Both men run into the hallway, looking all around them for answers. The sound really carries in this big empty house. You enjoy watching their confusion, but wish they'd just get going already.
They start to argue again when the shock of the noise begins to wear off, but a great rumbling sound soon drowns them out.
Marbles. Ralph has dumped a box containing hundreds of marbles down the stairs, and they make an absolutely fantastic racket. They bounce off each step and the walls and each other on their way down those steep attic steps, and it sounds like a train is roaring through the house.
A hand touches your back, and you turn to see an out-of-breath Ralph. He'd slipped down a hidden staircase after releasing the marbles, arriving just in time for the show.
The criminals run for the grand staircase.
Unfortunately for them, you and Ralph have used thread to install a tripwire at the top of it.
The trespassers go airborne when they trip, one of them actually going tail over teakettle in mid-air, then bounce down the stairs, thudding and grunting the whole way.
You and Ralph approach the stairs when it goes quiet, seeing that one of the men has landed on top of his partner in a heap at the bottom. Neither of them move for a moment.
Are they dead? It hadn't been your intention, but that would really simplify things.
They part with a groan. You reach for Ralph's sleeve and tug him backward, into the shadows.
There's grumbling from below, and grunting, and a pained gasp. You get brave and step closer to peek, seeing them both slowly limp toward the front door. The one in better shape goes back to the lounge they stayed in on their first day to fetch their bags full of stolen goods. Can't leave empty-handed, of course.
The pair hobbles out of the doors and toward the front steps.
Which you and Ralph doused with water, which has now turned to ice.
That was his idea.
You hear a scream, and scurry to a window.
"Excellent plan, Mr. Penbury," you admire, watching the two thieves try to separate their tangle of arms and legs at the bottom of the stairs.
"Couldn't have done it without you, darling," he says proudly.
You turn to him in the light of the moon and smile. He really is quite handsome. He meets your eye, but you turn back to the window before you get carried away. The thieves are struggling for each step in that deep snow. You watch them become smaller and smaller.
"Do you think they'll freeze to death?" he asks.
"At least they won't go hungry," you smirk. Ralph snickers.
You'd swapped their sacks full of stolen treasures with tinned food.
"What do we do now?" Ralph wonders.
"Hm…" you hum. "A toast to a job well done?"
"I've got just the thing," Ralph smiles. "If you'll come with me?"
You grab a flashlight and follow him down to the wine cellar, where he selects a bottle. You know nothing of wine, except for the dandelion wine that your father makes once a year. You don't care for it.
Ralph pours two glasses when you return to the kitchen, and you raise them into the air.
"To us?" Ralph asks.
"And a job well done," you smile.
This stuff's not so bad.
Ralph was feeling warm and fuzzy and far too relaxed by the time the second bottle of wine was opened. They'd moved from the kitchen to the reading room, and were happily lazing on the plush couch closest to the fire. It was daylight outside, but their sleep schedules were somewhat off-kilter. He didn't mind.
"What would you be doing right now if you were in Paris?" she asks.
"Wishing I'd stayed in London," he grins, taking a drink.
"And if you'd stayed in London?"
"Wishing I'd gone to Paris."
They make eye contact over their glasses and dissolve into a fit of giggles.
"There's just no making you happy, is there?" she teases.
Ralph stops laughing.
"I am happy," he realizes. "I can't remember the last time I was this happy."
"That's the wine talking," she says, taking another sip.
"No," he argues, feeling shockingly sober. "It's not the wine."
"No electricity, no telephone, a home invasion," she smiles. "What's not to love?"
Love. The word, coming from her perfect mouth, knocks the breath from his lungs.
"Have you ever been in love?" he breathes.
"Have you?" she asks without answering.
"I used to fall in love five times a day," he whispers, feeling hollow inside.
"What happened?"
"Lauren." He hasn't spoken her name since he left her that stupid letter and tried to join the French Foreign Legion. He didn't burst into flames or tears. Her name can't hurt him anymore. "Lauren happened."
"What did she do to you?" she asks sympathetically.
"She opened my eyes."
And closed his heart.
Has it been opened again?
"I fell in love with her the moment I laid eyes on her," he finds himself saying. He's never talked about Lauren with anyone. Not even Victoria. "I would have done anything for her. I would have given her everything she wanted. I would have gone to the ends of the earth to make her love me…"
Get fucked, creepy stalker freak.
"She did not reciprocate."
Is that Ralph's pain reflecting in her eyes, or does she look that sad for him?
"In fact, she openly despised me."
"She was a fool," she whispers.
"It was my fault," Ralph shakes his head. "I was so desperate to be loved, I smothered her. I was unbearable. Any girl would have done the same." His face burns at the memory of how annoying he'd been. How he'd followed Lauren around like a puppy and driven her away by being so pathetic and desperate and disgusting. Get fucked, creepy stalker freak. "Faster, even. I was a stupid, naïve little boy. I know better now."
"Everyone wants to be loved, Ralph," she says softly.
"No one wants to be loved like that," he argues.
"Is that a fact?"
Ralph looks up.
She smiles slyly and empties her glass, leaning forward to put it on the table with a clink. Ralph does the same, although he's not sure why.
He wants desperately to lean in and kiss her, but he doesn't dare.
Or does he?
"You know what we should do?" she asks.
Kiss until they run out of breath? Keep warm with a loving embrace? Grab another bottle of wine and disappear into the bedroom for the rest of the week?
"What's that?" Ralph asks, wiping his sweaty palms on his trousers.
"Decorate."
"Pardon?"
"We should re-decorate," she smiles. "There's still a Penbury at Penbury Manor for Christmas, and all the decorations have been put away. It's a disgrace."
Ralph laughs. And then he realizes that he's never decorated for Christmas before. He'd just wake up one morning and find that his home had been transformed into a winter wonderland. The idea of doing it himself, especially with her help, is exciting.
"Let's do it," he grins.
They leave their warm fire behind to climb the grand staircase and the steep steps to the storage room in the attic and rifle through the boxes that the staff had packed up just a few days before.
"These are beautiful," she notes, stopping to admire a bauble with a Victorian scene painted on it. The real beauty is the way she handles everything so carefully. Unremarkable decorations he's walked past a hundred times seem so precious in her hands.
"We'll need a tree," he says.
She puts the ornament down and smiles at him.
"The trees that were taken out are in a pile behind the shed. Perhaps we can brave the snow and rescue one."
"Or cut our own," he says dreamily.
She chuckles.
"You, Ralph Penbury, are going to venture into the forest and chop down your own Christmas tree?" she asks with amusement.
"Why not?" he challenges. "Do you think I can't?"
"I said nothing of the sort," she smiles, standing. "Let's take these downstairs and bundle up. We've got a tree to acquire, Mr. Penbury."
Ralph picks up a box and follows her downstairs with a grin.
They deposit their decorations and find coats. When they're properly bundled, they head out the back door and to the shed for an axe. There's a mountain beside it; the discarded trees, under a heavy blanket of snow.
"Are you sure you don't want to take one of these instead?" she asks. "The ones in the middle are probably dry. All we have to do is get one out and take it inside. We'll be back in front of the fire in no time."
Ralph looks from the pile of trees to the forest in the distance. It's a long way. It's a lot of snow. It would take up a lot of time that he'd rather spend sitting in front of the fire with her. As if to steer him in the right direction, the wind picks up and makes his face sting.
"Alright, fine, you win," he sighs.
She laughs and kisses his cheek.
Suddenly, the wind doesn't bother him so much anymore.
You're so glad you talked Ralph into rescuing one of the old Christmas trees instead of walking all the way through that deep snow to the forest and cutting another one down.
You struggled to liberate a dry one from the middle of the pile, but it was a nice one. Barely damaged in the extraction. You carried it back to the main house together, laughing all the way, and decided to put it in the reading room beside the library.
Ralph seemed clueless when it came to decorating, but once you got the tree on a stand, he picked it up quickly. You hung the ornaments, popped corn and taught him how to string it with a needle, and decorated the mantelpiece.
When the boxes were empty and the room was festive, you collapsed on the big comfortable couch together with two cups of hot tea. You sat quietly and sipped for a while, enjoying the company and the decorations.
Dinner was made over an open fire and eaten in front of it. Another bottle of wine was opened. There were tidings of comfort and joy. This would likely go down in history as the best Christmas you'd ever experienced.
The lack of sleep (or the amount of wine you've consumed today) is starting to catch up with you, but you're not ready to turn in yet. You're not ready for this wonderful day to end.
And then you get a brilliant idea.
"Should we get comfortable down here, or go upstairs to bed?" you ask.
"Bed, I suppose," Ralph yawns.
You tidy your mess and head upstairs. He begins to drag his feet when you reach the second floor, like he isn't really ready to turn in. You enter his bedroom and light his fire, taking your time and making sure it's just right before turning to him.
"What if they come back?" you wonder.
"The burglars?" Ralph asks. You nod.
"What if the snow is too deep or it's too cold and they double back and find us?"
It's a genuine concern that you probably should have considered earlier, but you were busy drinking and decorating and having fun.
"Perhaps we should stay together, so we can protect each other?" he suggests, having fallen into your trap perfectly.
"We can barricade the door," you suggest.
"We'll be safer that way," Ralph agrees.
He looks as happy as you feel.
Ralph Penbury has never been so happy in his life.
He can't believe that it was only a few days ago that his sister humiliated him in front of all their guests and left him behind.
Now, he's lying in a soft bed in front of a crackling fire with a person he can't seem to take his eyes off of.
What a magnificent turn of events.
They'd had a grand adventure. They'd protected each other, and battled villains, and downed a few bottles of wine, and decided that maybe they should stay together tonight, just in case the intruders come back. They'd lit a fire, moved a heavy dresser in front of the bedroom door, and crawled under the covers. Together.
"I wish we could stay like this forever," he mumbles, fighting to keep his eyes open.
"So do I."
Ralph's heart stops.
"I've had the time of my life with you these last few days, Mr. Penbury," she smiles sadly. "I don't know what I'll do with myself when you're gone."
The thought of going back to London and leaving her behind had never crossed his mind. In fact, he hadn't thought about what might happen after this snow melts at all. Ralph hasn't worried about what Victoria might think, or his mother, or her father. Ever since he crashed into her on the attic stairs, he's been completely unbothered by anything that exists outside of this house.
"Do you want to know why I was here when you found me?" she whispers.
Ralph nods, suddenly much more awake.
"I wanted some time alone before seeing my family on Christmas," she explains. "Just a few days to myself, to prepare for the constant barrage of questions about why I'm still unmarried and childless. That's all Christmas is for me anymore. A chance for my relatives to remind me that I'm a disappointment."
Ralph reaches out and wipes a tear from her cheek, letting his hand linger on her smooth skin.
She lets him.
It pains him to see her upset. Physically pains him. He'd do anything to see her smile again.
"What do you want for Christmas?" he asks.
He waits on bated breath while she thinks. He'll buy her anything her heart desires. Take her anywhere she wants to go. Write her a cheque. Anything at all to stop those tears. The corner of her mouth twitches into the tiniest of smiles. Another tear falls. Please darling, Ralph begs on the inside, tell me how to help you.
"All I want for Christmas is a few more days with you," she whispers.
Tears suddenly sting at Ralph's eyes, too.
And then his lips meet hers.
"Ralph," you whisper.
He moans and nuzzles his face into his pillow.
"Ralph," you try again, tracing his ear with your finger.
He shudders and smiles. He's awake, he's just ignoring you. Two can play this game. You lean over and leave a trail of kisses up his jawline.
"I want to show you something," you whisper in his ear.
This gets him to crack an eye open. You grin and stand, pulling the covers off of his bare body and exposing him to the cool morning air. He shrieks and curls into a ball. He's so adorable, you could burst.
"Come on," you urge, holding out a blanket you intend to wrap him in.
Ralph pouts, whines, and then drags himself out of bed trying (and failing) to conceal his smile. You wrap the long, fluffy blanket around his shoulders. He blushes. You put an arm around him and lead him to the window. He shuffles in step with you, his blanket trailing on the floor behind him.
You pull the curtain aside.
"It's snowing again!" Ralph exclaims.
"Looks like I got my Christmas wish," you smile, leaning your head on his blanketed shoulder.
There will be no traveling in this. No cold vehicles, no condescending relatives, no overcooked pudding. It's just the two of you, spending Christmas alone together in the most amazing home ever built. You couldn't have asked for more.
"What about my Christmas wish?" Ralph asks.
You'd gotten so wrapped up in exploring each other, you'd never asked him what he wanted. You lift your head and look at him guiltily.
"What do you want for Christmas, Ralph?" you breathe, absolutely ashamed of yourself for not asking sooner.
Ralph's face splits into a grin.
"You."
Before you can react, Ralph opens his arms and pulls you to him, wrapping you both in the blanket. You laugh, letting your arms circle him to get even closer.
"Looks like you got your Christmas wish, too," you smile, looking up into those beautiful brown eyes.
"Do you think…" he begins, almost fearfully. "Do you think you could learn to love me?"
Ralph Penbury has no business making your heart flutter like this.
"I think I already do," you whisper.
Ralph's eyes fill with tears. His mouth crashes to yours.
Maybe by the New Year, you'll have mastered kissing without crying.
#writings of despair#ralph penbury x you#ralph penbury x reader#ralph timewasters x you#ralph timewasters x reader#ralph penbury#ralph timewasters
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MY FAVORITE OUTFIT REPEATER
#eddie munson#joseph quinn#stranger things#stranger things vol 1#stranger things 4#eddie munson stranger things#the hellfire club#joe quinn#netflix#eddie deserves better#corroded coffin#eddie in s5#eddie as kas#actual love of my life#dickensian#arthur havisham#les mis enjolras#ralph timewasters#leonard bast#howard’s end#sweetest boy
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JOSEPH QUINN as RALPH in Timewasters
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#that little scream JOSEPH QUINN as RALPH | TIMEWASTERS (2017)
#jqedit#joseph quinn#josephquinnedit#ralph penbury#timewasters#bbcedit#periodedit#userangelic#usermaguire#userridge#userallisyn#anztag#joesquinns#cinemapix#userbbelcher#chewieblog#mediagifs#filmtvcentral#userthing#my*gifs#he is utterly adorable#sweet dapper baby angel#gotta put these in their own post because one simply cannot have too much of his face#happy ralph wednesday#the hideous filter on this show is a crime
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“Ok to be fair if a girl said that about me I would fold immediately. Still unhinged tho” you don’t get it
he’s so yummy and chewable
#joseph quinn#stranger things#a quiet place day one#aqpdo#eric a quiet place day one#eddie munson#dickensian#arthur havisham#gladiator#gladiator 2#fantastic four#stranger things 4#johnny storm#hoard film#hoard#game of thrones#time wasters#ralph timewasters#make up#howards end#the hoist#joe quinn
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hi all, i made this ppt (for ppt night), specifically so my friends could learn about jq characters so they could write fics without having to watch every thing he's ever been in ever (a fine goal to be sure). As I too have not personally watched absolutely everything, I did extensive research and looked up detailed summaries of everything here so I could provide an overview, but there may still be errors and I apologize in advance!!
also a shoutout to @mypoisonedvine and @quinnsbower for creating and popularizing a name so good that it has been adopted into the fanon for the character and i included it in my crash course. amazing work besties
edit: I updated the billy knight slide to include more information and to remove a joke I felt was insensitive on that character's slide
#joseph quinn#joe quinn#jq#arthur havisham#dickensian#ralph (timewasters)#timewasters#koner game of thrones#koner got#game of thrones#bbc enjolras#enjolras#les mis#bbc les mis#les miserables#tom grant#make up 2019#leonard bast#howards end#tsarevich paul#prince paul#catherine the great#eddie munson#stranger things#st4#grunauer#overlord#billy knight#c.b. strike#a quiet place: day one
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WHEN I SAY WHIP, YOU SAY LASH
creds to @spdrgwen for ralph pic <3
#dragged out the function by my ponytail#gladiator 2#gladiator ii#joe quinn#ralph timewasters#joseph quinn#JQ fandom
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i think part of ralph penbury’s appeal is that he is the very definition of desperation. he needs you to love him so badly; he’s begging for it, he’s down on his knees, there are tears in his eyes, he’s whimpering like a sad puppy. he is absolutely the kind of man who memorize the route from his house to the florists and the to your house and then back to his house just so he can bring you flowers every single day (and i mean every single day); not his footmen, not a flower deliveryman, but ralph himself because even though he’s an anxious (and spoiled) little thing who gets terribly nervous whenever he has to do anything on his own, he believes the sentiment is much greater if he delivers them himself (plus that means he gets to see you). and, if your ever not home when he delivers the flowers, well, then, he’ll just come back later with another bouquet… or maybe with some sweets from your favourite bakery… or maybe with some chocolate truffles from london’s most renowned chocolatier… or maybe he’ll get you all three. yes, all three will be good. ralph believes you deserve to be spoiled and, fortunately, his sizable inheritance and fancy title (as well as the additional wealth that comes with it) allow him to do just that.
#ralph penbury#ralph penbury x reader#timewasters#ralph timewasters#ralph timewasters x reader#loverboy ralphie
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had a whole apples and oranges fit with this drawing because i didnt know what the plan was but ITS DONE
based on @pollenallergie s blurb 🥺💛
#my art#fanart#ralph penbury#ralph penbury x reader#timewasters#ralph timewasters#ralph timewasters x reader
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