#time to reclaim my place as Champion of Reminding People Constantine Can't Drive | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

talentforlying · 1 year ago

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listen i know there's plenty of tooling around behind the wheel in the nbc show and in legends but constantine Cannot drive. never got a license, would fail miserably even if he did. he knows vaguely how to, as in which pedal does what and turn-the-wheel, but do NOT let him drive your car unless you've got a REALLY GOOD mechanic.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#going to bed soon but it's been a few years #time to reclaim my place as Champion of Reminding People Constantine Can't Drive #that part in legends where they were like 'how do you live so fucking far away but you don't own a car' was so real #he relies on chas to get around like. 90% of the time. And he hates public transportation #he's been taking Some steps toward learning to drive as evidenced by 'books of magic' but not awfully many #the most he's ever driven is in donuts in a parking lot and that was a special occasion. there were zombies and nukes. you had to be there #( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE.

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