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Clone Wars Crisis on Naboo

Okay, here’s the plan

Obi-Wan sends him the plans

And the Jedi Council sneak attack every member,

(Literally no dude is going to blame him for that shit luck

(Un-likely they kno -w) - Also Anakin heard Obi-Wan‘s voice one time possibly suffering from serious injury, And has chilled out noticeably since,

Yeah I know Yoda supposedly confirmed it but

Yoda is vague as heck

(And a Narc known for lying it doesn’t really inspire confidence,)

Days

Seriously you didn’t give him advice so he could quick snap the plans?

What is the damn point?

That - he just so happens to manage to take out all five of them alone?

Like even divide and conquer,

Last time he run against Bane that I saw it didn’t go well

Yeah and he could stab him literally in the back,

Ch eater,

Oh, we didn’t actually get to see the interesting part of the planning,

They are literally just completely, relying on Obi-Wan,

(How quickly does this turn into a house fire?)

The fuck?

Why is Count Dooku accompanying them this far?

Friend(s

Honestly I think it should’ve started here with Count Dooku just telling them OK here’s the plan go do a thing-

Oh yeah Palpatine is lit- erally just trying to kill himself, aight,

A-gain

You know it might’ve worked better if he presented this by a hologram,

Like I respect it but still dude’s just like there

Like s’up

I’m part of your clique now? . . . Like it’s very aesthetic - But weirdly adorable,

If that’s what they were going for,

Count Dooku and his like five murder beans (Aff-ectionate)

Oh that’s actually a smart plan not giving anyone all the info.

Guards

...

I hope they’re going with a sniper as in not the only sniper,

(Also yeah dude literally focused on the one person and literally didn’t test any of them any further)

(Like they’re trained to deal with lasers and gas)

(Not much for bullets)

(Like really what is everyone else’s speciality?)

Like know the Stretchy girls got gymnastics,

Everyone else got a general they were neat without much of an explanation

Kade has blasters and is used to close combat..

I have a literally nothing for anyone else because it never really showed off their skill,

(Or any part- icular speciality or application)

Dis- guis e

Aight

(Yeah you completely kicked the brains off that team,

Don’t get me wrong a bunch of action heroes are all good,

But maybe you did wanna have someone working Intel?

Like is that dude just dead?

Hardeen

Dude weren’t you just vouching for him last thing?

Also yeah I thought we get an explanation about why are you suddenly just picked Kade Bane,

After ramping up Hardin?

Like is it “a man that can get the job done?” - Trust

The way he suddenly gained distrust of his teammates at the table?

Them

W-help

Right

Windu and Anakin again,

Okay, Fair,

- Ch-arming that’s almost,

That’s a nice dy- nam-ic

Also the horned guard is standing beside..

Okay!..

Fest Ival-

Honestly you’d think more of those would be occ -urring

Considering how many (sentient) species there are,

Cr-

Really

because we didn’t see most of it

But then again that might be because they add the historical landmark and things have been cleared out,

. Still sounds a bit mumbled - and not exactly the high-pitched chatter you expect

Cere-mony

Can you not talk about the old man - dying right in front of him?

Like seriously really reassuring , having your guard openly talking about, The planned strategy instead of just kind of shutting up and doing their job with a sense of anxiety, In air,

(I mean I can’t blame him for being flippant because this is a boomer,)

But, Aight

Ahsoka,

Ai-

?

He’s a damn soldier the stuff is pretty par for the course (At least expected)

Am

Ah, tone was a little off there,

But aight,

R-ight

Oh yeah, and his weird glitchy hologram,

(Also yeah what’s the plan now smart guy?)

? Oh,

Only, now does he contact these guys? - god- - Also yeah why does he sound like he swallow - ed muff Ins,

That’s a little better,

I’m surprised they don’t have the chan-c-e-llor being followed by an entourage of Jedis-

- Re-pub lic,

Oh so that’s what that represents,

I thought it was just a random celebration of the ‘light side of the force,’ thing aight,

Whel-

?

Seriously you just let a random nobody?

- ? - ? Right, Also you’d think he take the shot doing the speech but fair enough - Seriously. is it actually glitching like that?

. Good,

Was that plan A and Hardeen, Plan B?

Also their disguise just completely heck -ed over,

? Here?

(How does it have only one shot?

Seriously how salty was that dude?

Also you just completely left them there after it was said to take him to the fecking car Dumb ass

Don’t tell me Obi-Wan doesn’t see any of this shit,

Whelp even with early warning you guys still flubbed it,

B-ane

(His plan just to exclude that one guy because

‘no one likes that guy,’

Dis-

Dooku

?-

Ran- Som-

Seriously you just caused him to sell out,

(Now you can’t use that tactic again,)

?

Your Scooby Doo ending ended up screwing you over a tactic-

But fair,-

Or-ders -

Ter-

Yeah,

Like there’s a lot of dick moves here

Like the first being to expose anyone to death-

The rest-

I mean people die

and Anakin’s responses put it off though

Then again he was murdered,

While enabling.

- Well nah, I think Anakin is pretty just in being pissed, like dude faked his own murder, Basically parad- ing his body around in front of Anakin, After several degrees of abuse and grooming, can’t blame him if that’s where he drew the line, (Of course you shouldn’t murder people)

Okay, that animation was really weird

Also, not the fact to focus on

More; “I thought you were dead,”

I went to your funeral

I saw-

“Anakin-

[Sn. -apping-] “I SAW your dead body!” [Heads turn,]

[Anakin storms off,]

?

W-h

Does he switch back?

O-

Ti-

[After you literally blew that disguise]

I can tell the toxic behavior I put pressure on you to enable Has given you stress,

I-

Tr-uth

Ac-countability he was talking about accountability you [Narc] idiot

A-i

?

Dooku

How?

?

- - Also you don’t even want the horn-ed dude,

Sur-prise

Or private

Like seriously there’s nothing suspicious about an adult and another adult having a meal together

(A bit when it’s an enabling boomer )

(But Aight)

?

Len gths

Which is why they’re just letting you go around un guarded without anyone despite previous insistence And an attempt on your life,

Yours

Dude that was a crackle Barrel scheme,

Like I don’t know how anyone not doing that heavy tox could come up with it

Or just nonsense,

Dark

In-teresting

Uh, No?

Like their MO, is several different units in vastly different places with communications that can be often jammed

They are far from unified

Wel-come

Ah, Palpatine‘s face, His eyes did a weird thing,

- No-

Ah, did he just get shocked and not react because there was a brief- Out- line

Also not going to pull out your light saber or do much of anything,

Also you have to wonder what is going through Dooku’s mind like my boss wants me to kidnap him, ran -som-

Like-

So Dooku throws everything at Anakin but the table-

How?

Oh never mind

I was going to comment near the end, they didn’t seem to really have as much fun with Pal-patine as they could

.....

HaHAHa

Like, look at him

Like the only way I think they could’ve made it funnier is by having him smiling and twiddling his fingers,

Like yes me Mr innocent man,

I- - Also what the heck happened to Padme?

Smirking little shit

(Also I like the fact that you literally see Count Dooku’s eyes go up to him (Moments Before) Like ya want to jump in,

?

How?

Are you alright?

Does he look al right?

Well that was a feck in tango and a half,

?

Fuck This - Count Dooku’s Thoughts - Ad-

He literally did nothing and didn’t even have to go against the force lightning

Ap-prentice

Boomer

F-eck

Th-anks

Dude, please go home - Amidala’s Thoughts, (Pro-bably)

That’s second

Heroics

Irony-

Promise of accountability?

? Jedi-

(Shows guys that are not the Jedi guarding their backs)

Hm,

Thought it was a pretty entertaining episode,