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i donβt live there anymore so it isnβt doxxing myself to say this. if you come to salem massachusetts during october i am shooting you with a gun
#what do you think you're even gonna fucking see#the handful of relevant artifacts are 1) mostly court documents 2) owned by a single very nice art and history museum that doesn't display#them typically#so what you're gonna do there is spend too much fucking money sitting in ''museums'' that play videos or do staged reenactments at you#for like 30 minutes#and then you're gonna walk through a packed street full of drunk people and spend too much money on some street food#and maybe one of those cute little squat mod witch hats that white women have been enjoying lately#and then maybe you'll pay even more too much money for a ''ghost tour'' where a man in a stupid outfit will lie to you for an hour#and then you will go back to your hotel room which you also paid too much for#and collapse into bed with your sore feet and your aching wallet#and you won't even know how much every downtown resident fucking hates you & dreads your coming every single year#bc you will be too consumed with the thoughts of how you could have acquired all that knowledge from those stupid little videos#or presentations or whatever#through an hour on wikipedia a half-decent documentary and maybe a book if you're really curious#salem massachusetts#just squirrelly things
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