#though ofc i'm not carrying spoons with me i'm just going at it lol ; it's half the fun i think

[keeps-ache]

there is no hype like having a fruit cup

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Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii >:3

How are you? :]

I wanted to ask if u could do a fanfic of Charlie being completely exhausted from everything. like- her keeping her hero reputation up, the hero choices, tasks and etc, to the point she doesn't get enough sleep, doesn't eat drink enough and it all comes to the point where phantasmo got kinda concerned... But only a little ofc-

Like-

😭 I'm so lazy to draw- so a little doodle should help- lol

Ohayoooo I am well at the moment, yes thank you :3

And yes buddy! One fanfic coming right up! :D

“When your favorite (beloathed) hero is too stubborn to sleep…”

Phantasmo started questioning why the last few days have been so calmly quiet around Telltown…

He decided to pay Charlie a visit. When he arrived at his arch nemesis’s home, he veryyy “”politely”” kicked the front door down and started searching for Charlie:

When he went to the heroine’s room, he saw her tied up on her bed and Carter giving her a sermon:

Carter: and that’s why- *turns around* GYYYYAAAAAHHHH!! PHANTASMO! STOP COMING TO OUR HOUSE LIKE AN APPARI… oh, sorry for that…

Phantasmo: nah, i don’t get easily offended by this type of thing… but why is your sister tied to her bed?

Charlie: BECAUSE CARTER INSISTS THAT I NEED SLEEP! I AM SLEEPING JUST FINE! THIS IS BEYOND RIDICULOUS!

Phantasmo: stop shouting woman! Jesus…

Carter: no! You AREN’T! You’ve been saving everyone and work yourself way too hard on your workouts! You. Need. SLEEP!

Charlie: Bulllshiiii… z z z…

Carter: *sigh* oh Charlie… what am i going to do with you…?

Phantasmo: . . .she’s having broken sleep, not eating well enough and not drinking enough water… am i right?

Carter: yeah… sometimes the townsfolk expect way too much from us… but mostly Charlie…

Phantasmo: . . .say no more, i am going to kidnap your sister and make sure people won’t pester her.

Carter: o-oh…! Thank- wait… kidnap?

*phantasmo cuts the ropes and starts dragging Charlie to his mansion*

Carter: H-hey…! How can i be sure you won’t hurt my sister like you-

Phantasmo: oh shush, i am just going to keep her locked up in a cabin on my lab to keep the dumbsfolk from nagging her… *whispering to himself:* maybe 3 or 4…

Carter: 3 or 4 what?

Phantasmo: …

Carter: i heard that, 3 or 4 what.

*Phantasmo keeps slowly dragging Charlie while she murmurs quietly*

Carter: hey, you could at least carry her like the lady she is.

Phantasmo: nah. She’s fine being dragged like this.

When Phantasmo finally brought Charlie to his mansion, he laid her down on his bed and went to the kitchen to make some noodle soup to his “favorite” heroine.

Charlie: uuurghhh… can’t you make those dinosaurs shaped chicken nuggets? Or a burger with fries?

Phantasmo: no.

Charlie: you’re a bummer.

Phantasmo: and you are annoying, spoiled and sound like a child instead of a woman on her 20’s

Charlie: says the guy who has a literally mansion and loads of money since birth.

Phantasmo: …i may have been born on a privileged household but, the money i made was from honest work and sweat. When i turned 17, i moved out of my parents house and became rich with my inventions.

Charlie: uhhuh, sureeee… “honest work and sweat”… are we talking about the same person or ghost here?

Phantasmo: . . .fuck you.

Charlie: it’s funny how you always tell me that when I’m right~ :p

Phantasmo: you literally aren’t though.

Charlie: i am~

Phantasmo: no, no you’re aren’t.

Charlie: *smiles smugly* yes i-!

Phantasmo: *shoves hot noodle soup into Charlie’s mouth with a spoon* shut and eat.

Charlie: AAAHHHH HOT, HOT, HOOOOOT!!!

Phantasmo: heh~

[thenon-fictiondays]

ok.

you want ships, i'll give you ships

starting with something basic - asoryuu

*kisses u platonically* fuck yeah lets goooo

(spoilers for both games)

when I started shipping it if I did: oh boy probably literally from like. the very beginning. As in, the first time I watched case 1 way back in 2016 (whew has it really been 5 years :') )

my thoughts: I have spent the past 5 years having thoughts about them but in summary: hehe they touched swords

my thoughts (srs): bless Nuri Kazuya for drawing an excessive amount of official art of the two of them 🙏

What makes me happy about them: I'm such a sucker for friends to lovers, they just have such warm energy, honestly even without romantic context you can just feel the love and trust and respect they have for each other and its beautiful ;A; it blows my mind that they've only known each other for like a year before canon bc they are such an important part of each others' lives and like. Even after not seeing him for almost a year, even though he seems to be a completely different person and Ryuu has no idea wtf is going on, he still calls Kazuma his best friend in the world 😭 They carry a piece of each others' heart, they're so special to each other and it makes me so emotional 🥺💖

What makes me sad about them: Well, obviously, the fact that they end up on opposite ends of the world, for one :( also, I was so upset about how little they actually got to talk to each other in DGS2. The last case was ofc super emotionally impactful for both of them and I wanted so much for them to talk more about it one on one but they just didn't. I wrote more about this in a post that I can't find on my blog (thanks tumblr) but Kazuma brought Ryuu to England because he trusted him, and because he relied on him. Because he was about to go through the hardest thing he was ever going to have to face, and he wanted him by his side while he did it. And unfortunately, the way things played out, Ryuu had to go through a lot of traumatic and emotionally stressful stuff as well, but he kept his head held high and fought til the end for the truth just like Kazuma taught him. And idk I felt like they both just kind of...didn't acknowledge it that much? I still don't really know how to put it into words...but I'll stop for now bc this became an essay 😅

things done in fanfic that annoys me: TBH I haven't read all that much fic for them bc I just can't read anymore idk. I guess my biggest qualm is when writers make Ryuu completely clueless and act like Kazuma's the suave one that takes the lead in the relationship when in fact Kazuma actually sucks at dealing with emotions and Ryuu is probably the more emotionally intelligent one out of the two of them (and let's not forget, he's also quite witty/sarcastic and does roast Kazuma in canon)

things I look for in fanfic: same as with any other ships or fandoms, good writing, solid characterization, interesting plot, etc!

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Tbh...nobody. I know that seems prude-ish but there weren't any other characters that I felt had any kind of romantic connection with either of them :/

My happily ever after for them: I want them to end up in Japan together reforming the legal system (and making trips to London to visit the squad lol)

who is the big spoon/little spoon: This is the only thing I don't have an immediate answer to lol probs switch

what is their favorite non-sexual activity: all evidence points to helping each other defend themselves in the supreme court of Japan (but other than that? probs making hotpot and bantering)