#those things are like 20 minutes each i won't survive a marathon

[fisheito]

i think yakumo does sweat? i'm not sure either actually, i swear he sweats in some of the H scenes but i can't be 100%. regardless eiden is gonna get him one of those huge water bottles with measurements on the side but instead of numbers it's affirmations like "you got this!" "be mindful in the kitchen!" "we love you and want you to stay hydrated!" "take a sip for you AND a sip for the slit!" "keep it gushy!"

*rummages thru my boxes of unlabelled snake facts* but .. snakes can't thermoregulate like that...? but the yokai... *tosses a book over my head* i mean. didn't eiden have horny goggles on one time watching yakumo do farmwork? so sweat had to exist for that time-slowed-down-drip-in-the-sunlight effect, right?? *rips open a box of cue cards* WHAT IF THE SWEAT WAS JUST A FABRICATION FROM EIDEN'S HORNY BRAIN. ALL OUR MEMORIES ARE FABRICATED

ahem.

eiden starts referring to the water measurements in short form after a while on a particularly toasty day when yakumo is expected to cook outdoors for a festival eiden swings by to check up on him says "you better be at slit within 2 hours!! it's hot out today!!" yakumo's "huh? :whuha?" before he eventually gets used to it and just treats it super seriously bc it's a promise he made to mr eiden about self-care muttering to himself "i WILL get to slit within 2 hours"