#those funky little bitches love to toy with people you telling me they wouldn't do a convoluted plan like this
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Before I watched NPMD I saw a clip of "The Best of You" and assumed it was like the original Heather's heaven prom ending. (Glad its not because I would be devastated if Pete and Steph died) But feel like an ending like that would fit perfectly with the Hatchet field universe. And everyone who "died" being on stage kind of helps the idea so....
AU where the nerds still make the deal with the lords in black, BUT they never said WHEN they would take care of max. So Max kills Steph, Pete and Grace, then gets dragged down to the Black. Everyone wakes up at a never ending homecoming, thinking that everything is fine and it was all just a horrible dream. All the nerds reunite. Steph's dad is a chaperone. And even Max is there restored to his human self. Everyone is overwhelmed with joy, Max can't even remember why he used to bully these dudes. And they dance the eternal night away, unaware that it's all a prison the LIB made for them.
#sure it's a cruel existence but hey everyone at least gets to party#if people don't know in the original Heathers ending JD succeeds in his plan and it cuts to the teens having prom in heaven#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#those funky little bitches love to toy with people you telling me they wouldn't do a convoluted plan like this#they'd make a game out of it#would vote a new homecoming king and queen every night fighting when their pick didn't win#“I wanted Ruth to win this time.” “Shut up Pokey! We're trying to make this believable ruth would never win#i can't help but look at Will and Jon during the scene and go “Hey its Richie and Max!
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