#thom isnt part of the band but he's very active on social media trying to do PR for rook but like . its working
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someone who isnt me write a volstovic cycle eurovision au . im begging .
#im bringing back Electric Unicorn Brigade which is toverre alcibiades and caius's band#they were made for eurovision#Roy & Hal literally only qualify because of their staging and outfits their song is not a bop at all .#hal's in a lot of leather and royston's in armani#hal was in charge of staging#it doesnt go with the song which is an acoustic ballad about the meaning of love#electric unicorn brigade's song is about how if you had some glitter and then got some more glitter then you could feed it to a horse#sorry but malahide's staging would get all the tumblr witch lesbians on board immediately#thom isnt part of the band but he's very active on social media trying to do PR for rook but like . its working#thom was like if you just say 'as a scorpio' before anything offensive it will fly and it actually does#alcibiades is only there because he thinks he's dying and trapped in a caius hallucination so he's just going along with whatever#until royston says 'you're only going along with this because you think youre trapped in a caius hallucination . your song sucks'#then he gets competitive as FUCK#but yeah no someone who isnt me write a volstovic cycle eurovision au
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