#tho don't ask him to play hide and seek because he WILL cheat ;))

[rogaire-a]

Honestly Shay is that kind of dad that would let his children paint his nails and absolutely ROCK IT 💅

[tinandabin]

Reader in their teenage years

( where I found the picture above )

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This. THIS. I can't even tell you how reckless plus stupid they would be on purpose and the fact Douma would and has joined them in their acts. You can see Akaza trying to stop them while Kokushibo sometimes joins them or just watches and Muzan is looking distressed. 

Daki would absolutely​ join them in their acts and so will Gyutaro!

And you know what you all would do? Sell Gyokko's pot to unsuspecting people and as soon as they take the pot home, Gyokko appears and scares the shit outta them. Tho, you would have to intervene and stop them from eating the poor human. Kinda would have to threaten them to not tell anyone because if they did they die. 

Also, I feel like you and Daki would like to terrorise Hantengu..

One of Hantengu's forms, Zohakuten, would probably help you to cause havoc and destruction. 

Urogi would probably watch from the sidelines and cheer you up. 

Aizetsu. Nope. Muzan does not. DOES NOT ALLOW THIS FORM NEAR YOU. Especially when you are sad. Can't. N o. 

Karaku is the best. According to you, that is. Because he is just so relaxed and the best person to play card games with. Muzan would 100℅ lose his temper if you keep on winning and would accuse you of cheating and stuff, Akaza would take a loss very bitterly. Douma would just fake laugh and continue tho, he is bound to get annoyed. Kokushibo would straight up destroy the cards the moment he loses. Daki would throw a tantrum and Gyutaro would just,,, stare very creepily at the cards and next scene you see they are burning. Gyokko is the worst to play cards with. Don't ever. Never. If you win he is going in his pot and never talking to you or at least for a few weeks. He would have killed you but sadly, you are more powerful than him plus Muzan would kill him. 

And wanna know what would happen at some of the upper moons meetings? Art competitions. 

Gyokko vs Reader who has been taught by Muzan plus Gyokko and Daki. It would be a very tough competition. Not saying who will win. 

In winters when it would snow, you would have Ice sculpture competitions. Douma vs Muzan vs Reader vs Akaza because Akaza hates Douma and would do anything to make him lose. 

You and Daki would most likely go shopping and buy expensive stuff. RIP, Muzan's money. Daki would most likely use her Obi and throw you high up in the air and catch you again. Make-up skills. 

Gyutaro and you would try to make the most creepiest story or insults to use in the future. You might as well write a book containing all this. Would sell very well. Half the stock of the book for curses would be bought by Sanemi. No questions asked. 

Hantengu and his forms + Daki. You all would play hide and seek. In the infinity castle. You can hear the terrified screams of Hantengu's primary form whenever he is found and Nakime's favouritism. She always changes your position when you are near to being found out. 

And then Akaza. He should already be considered your own personal self-defence teacher. You both would most likely just enjoy each other's company in silence. Or star-gazing. Also your bodyguard from Douma.

Kokushibo and you would have cuddling sessions. Tho, you being a menace it would turn into a game of tag and soon enough all the upper moons + Muzan, Nakime would have to try and catch you and find you. 

Kaigaku and you would also enjoy games. Pranking. Partners-in-crime. You have tried so many pranks, I can't even. Especially on Muzan. Knowing Kaigaku would get himself killed if he pranks Muzan you are there to save the day! 

Muzan is 100℅ tired of your pranks and is ready to go and track down the person who even started these pranks. 

Nakime would teach you to play other instruments. You can't convince me she doesn't know how to play other instruments. But doing this with her 24/7 does get boring so you both take naps together <333.

Tamayo would teach you how to sew and you both would make each other pretty clothing and stuff!! <33

Don't know if Yushiro can cook or not, but he can in this AU and he very well teaches you the best recipes which are nourishing for demons without the need for humans in it. 

That's all I have thought. Don't leave I have some incorrect quotes. 

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(Name): Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Douma: Looking right because you left

Muzan: Looking up cause you let me down

Kokushibo: Looking down cause you fucked up

Akaza: What is wrong with you guys

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Name): Favorite horror movie?

Douma: It

Muzan: Saw

Kokushibo: Annabelle

Akaza: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

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Douma: Are we really going to let Muzan-sama keep (Name)?

Kokushibo: We kept Akaza.

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(Name): We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Douma: ... Your what?

(Name): My friends.

Muzan: Are they saying “friends”?

Kokushibo: I think they're being sarcastic.

Akaza: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, (Name)! All of your friends are in this room.

(Name): I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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(Name): What does 'take out' mean?

Kokushibo: Food.

Douma: Dating

Muzan: Murder

Akaza: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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(Name): You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Douma: Several traffic violations.

Muzan: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Kokushibo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Akaza: Also, that’s not our car.

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(Name): There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Kokushibo: Have everyone stand.

Muzan:  Kill three.

Douma: The most important ones can sit down.

Akaza: Bring three more chairs!

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(Name): Bye Akaza! Bye Muzan! Bye Kokushibo! Bye Douma! Bye Akaza!

Muzan: You said ‘bye Akaza’ twice.

(Name): I like Akaza.

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Akaza: Good morning.

Douma: Good morning.

Kokushibo: Good morning.  

Muzan: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

(Name): MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS.

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(Name): I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Douma: Put spaghetti in it.

(Name): I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Akaza: Put spaghetti in it.

(Name): I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Kokushibo: Put spaghetti in it.

(Name): I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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(Name): Dammit, Douma!

Douma: What?! It wasn’t me!

(Name): Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Akaza!

Akaza: Not me either.

(Name): Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Kokushibo: *whistles*

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(Name): I think Kokushibo was right.

Douma: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Akaza: He wouldn't do that.

Kokushibo: You're right, Akaza. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Kokushibo: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Kokushibo Told You So' on the back*

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

(Name): Shit.

Douma: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Akaza: OH MY GOD KOKUSHIBO FELL OFF!!!

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Muzan: Listen, I can explain...

Akaza: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?

Kokushibo: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!

Douma: You guys are getting paid?

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(Name): *Screams*

Douma: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Akaza: Should we do something?!

Kokushibo, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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(Name), setting down a card: Ace of spades

Douma, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Akaza, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Kokushibo, trembling: What are we playing.

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(Name): *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Douma: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Akaza: I personally was created in a lab.

Kokushibo: I just straight up spawned lol.

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(Name): *Gently taps table*

Douma: *Taps back*

Akaza: What are they doing?

Kokushibo: Morse code.

(Name): *Aggressively taps table*

Douma: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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*(Name) is cooking*

Douma: Any chance that’s for me?

(Name): It’s for Muzan. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.

Akaza: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Akaza: Why are (Name) and Douma sitting with their backs to each other?

Kokushibo: They had a fight.

Akaza: Then why are they holding hands?

Kokushibo: They get sad when they fight.

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(Name): Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Douma: You’re a hazard to society.

Akaza: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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(Name): Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Douma: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

(Name): Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Akaza: edible.

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(Name), negotiating with Douma: We have Gyokko. Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed.

Gyokko: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?

(Name):

Gyokko: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

(Name): GYOKKO STOP.

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(Name): If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Gyutaro: How am I supposed to know?

Akaza: You say as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Gyutaro: *sighs*

Gyutaro: You wouldn't be trapped.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Muzan*

Muzan: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag a comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Muzan: What doesn't kill me should run because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Muzan: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

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Muzan: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you.

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(Name): You wanna see how hardcore I am?

(Name): *punches wall*

(Name):

(Name): Take me to the hospital.

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(Name): Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

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(Name): Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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Muzan, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVER'S CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

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Daki: *watching her house burn down*

Daki:

Daki: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

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Daki: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.

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Cop: You ran a red light.

(Name): So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

(Name): That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.

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Gyutaro: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person.

The Uppermoons:

Gyutaro: No you’re not, Gyutaro! We still love you, Gyutaro!

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Shinobu: Just because I'm too short to reach the lowest shelf in the cabinet doesn't mean you shouldn't watch out for your kneecaps.

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Uzui: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Muzan: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.

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(Name), as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because...

(Name), mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you.

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[johobi]

Let me preface this by saying I'm team JK all the way! Let me tell you why my dear JoJo (can I call you JoJo?). I don't blame Tae for having sex with OC. It was a heat of the moment thing. Def not a good decision in the long run bc it really just IS a heat of the moment thing. She was hurt and feeling nostalgic so she went back to the one thing back then that made her feel better. She clearly needed more time to process everything that happened and you said it yourself, JK is still 1/? -SK

You can ofc call me Jojo (just don’t add Siwa pls my hairline isn’t that pressed)!!!! It was definitely a heat of the moment thing, but the question is, was it a heat of the moment thing that allowed emotions to surface that needed voicing?! Would it have happened any other way? If it ends up playing out that it was, indeed, right for both of them, then it was worth it. If it wasn’t what they needed… maybe it could still be good? Maybe those feelings needed airing anyway? Or perhaps it will all be one, big catastrophe?!

((more under read more))

in her head space. Her feelings for him haven’t left she’s just pushing them aside so she can be comforted by Tae. So that explains why them fucking wasn’t a good choice for them but what redeems JK? Nothing. BUT. He so earnestly wants to fix things and is so dead set on hearing him out that it’s hard to not want to. What he did was bad real bad but he genuinely seems like he wants to fix it and even from an objective standpoint it’s best to here all sides of the story. I’m not saying 2/? -SK

I’m actually really glad that most of you guys want to hear Kook out. It would be hard to pull off the rest of the story if it were a case of you being like ‘whatever his reason, I don’t care. I don’t want to hear it’. That kind of potential reaction to the fic was nervewracking. If your readership reacts waaay differently to how you’re expecting, how the hell do you salvage a fic that late in the game?! wljwalkj Well, I guess you finish it regardless, and hope people just find some merit in the journey somewhere. I’m going off on a tangent, but, yes, there’s something in the way that Jungkook pursues her relentlessly and with sincerity that wants you want to hear him out. And we will!! Next chapter. :)

him hiding his engagement was ok but if OC does talk to him maybe she could get some closure. She seems like an insecure person by nature and immediately blamed herself (only a little) for JK’s actions so she really should talk to him. Also! I refuse to believe JK is a bad person! He’s helped her so much with her depression and general sadness and if he was able to sway OC once from Tae, he can do it again. Plus another anon made a good point in the fact that JK is her future and Tae is -3/? SK

Definitely, definitely, she needs to talk to him if for nothing other than to realise that it wasn’t her fault. Still, the notion of being cheated on will likely always sow a seed of inferiority. Even if his reasons are pure, will her trust in him recover? It’s taken her so long to open up to him.

her past. Tae may be her past home but JK is her present. Even when smth happens in your present home you don’t go back to your past. Even if it’s vacant. Bc the life around that home has changed and moved on and the only reason you’d come back is to reminisce. But there’s no reminiscing when nothings the same. You’d just make yourself sad wishing things were how they once were. So, the only thing you can do is hope that you can have a better and brighter future. Even if it’s bleak rn. 4/? -SK

I’d actually argue that Tae is her past and present, and Jungkook is also her present. Tae very much exists in the present for her, though perhaps not as idealised. They both have the potential to be her future. It’s just a matter of whether Y/N and Tae’s relationship can bloom into something new, because it can’t survive in the mold of their past relationship. Their platonic connection has been snapped now. 

But it is a huge point that Y/N is very reliant on escaping to the past when troubled, and not engaging with her present (and especially her future). I think she wanted to bring the comfort that Tae provided back then, into the present, and in a more intense form. At first, without knowing his feelings, she just wants to ‘forget’, and therefore seeks to at least have the comfort of his body. When he reciprocates, tho, it totally catches her off-guard and she’s able to find comfort for her heart as well. omg i’m rambling and this probably doesn’t make sense. I wish I could be more succinct about this haha!

But yeah, home, past, childhood - these are all things of comfort and safety (for her, at least). Whether it’s unhelpfully circular/stagnating, we’ll just have to see.

Ahh sorry to get faux deep on you! But anyways TEAM JK ALL THE WAY. Also I don’t why I find the idea of Jimin sitting alone and bored in Tae’s apartment so funny. Realy excited to see THAT interaction. Also excited to see JK reacting to the hickeys and the JK and Tae confrontation. I love torturing myself RIP. ALSO ALSO that last line GOT ME. I don’t undertand how you can set up an entire 18k chp. to put so much emotion and narrative behind ONE LINE. WOw you’re such a great writer. Ily💜 5/5 -SK

Not at all hun!!! I loved reading your thoughts on it all :D! AND YES JIMIN SITTING ALONE IN TAE’S FLAT IS A HILARIOUS IMAGE. They’re gonna trundle in all lovebitten and tousled and he’d just gonna be watching shitty daytime TV (sober) like, ‘..tf you been?? ARE THOSE HICKE–’ you get the idea haha. 

Thank you so much love, for your lovely asks and your unfaltering support/encouragement!!! I appreciate you sm!!!