#thjis is really real though
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pest control TWO!!!!! heres the first one
adn heres the obligatory bonus bc i can't help myself :')
#i already threatened that little basard twice in these i may as well make good on it#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#fake peppino#the noise#fp ''oh god wait that is not a real rat and also tastes awful'' moments. he doesnt actually have any interest in eating that thang ok#even if seeing a small scampering little guy like that WILL activate his prey drive without fail#peppino loves it he thinks it's the funniest shit in the world for fp to go after noise. so he is always encouraging this.#but anyway yeah. fp is *really* not the one noise should be worried about.#arting#pizzaposting#i still have lots of tag room thjis time so im gonna do some tangential nonsense rambling. e#fp gotta be like crazy good at hunting i think. not just for strength and predator instincts but also bc like#he doesn't have much in the way of a scent or body heat or anything that would give him away as an alive thing#not to mention he's uh... not particularly organically-shaped a lot of the time#so esp. to smaller prey that don't like... memorize a landscape; if he holds very still he's like completely undetectable#total ambush king. though i'm sure hes also very good at#persistence and pursuit hunting since he has peppino's speed and no way of getting muscle fatigue. ultimate beast#fortunately he doesnt care that much and doesnt really need to eat so hes not devastating the local ecosystem or anything#except for the rats.
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ive got no right being in this good of a mood rn
#my dad is soooo angry i for real juist dont rly care though..i got a coke zero from the vending machine at the#grocery store parking lot#and A BACKUP COKE ZERO in the FRIDGE#AND#im about to have leftover curried salmon#and ive been playing zoo game for a while and doing really good...its so calming to me#it combines like everything i love#so its really nice#i started a new zoo thats a franchise zoo which means its like online#so i trade and buy all my animals to and from other real people#its pretty cool#tbh thjis is def my most successful one i havent gone into debt even once :smirk:
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PLEASE, I'M ASKING NICELY
PLEASE supply Actor bahoobies
rose, dearest… nothing could have prepared you for this
#Part of your Play#LORD HAVE MERCY ON ME#IM#LOOKING ENTIRELY DISRESPECTFULLY#between giving him that GORGEOUS eyeliner that couples SO WELL with his eyes and the fangs I'M ALREADY DOWN#BUT THE COMFY LOOKING TITTIES?#REALLY SQUISHY BOOBA??#and the DIAMONS TATTS?#GLAXY BRAINED IDEA TBH#OOO MAYBE THEIR SUPPOSED TO BE SNAKE SCALESS??#GOD IT'S SOOOO COOL EITEHR WAY!!#FSGUGSKH#I though the fabric was gonna be his robe in the wip but thjis is a really fun take#ALSO DAMN YOU'RE RELALY GOOD AT FABRIC FOLDS?#HOLY HELL#LOVE LOVE LVOE#is it bad that i just wanna bury my face in this man tits? jFdhudagg#>/////>#SORRY YA;LL I'M SIMPING REAL HAERD AGAIN#NO I WILL NOT STOP#OP ARE YOU GOD?#dfhgkafkafif#thank you fpor the FOOD EITHER WAY#GOD ACTOR MARK STANS BE STRAVINGLJDBKJBDVS#OMG I FORGOT TO THANK OP#THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME OP sdlkGdGKDAB
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