#thisis so pretty ugh

[nextstopparis]

fic tag game - thnk u for thinking of me @southfarthing 🥺❤️❤️

how many works do you have on ao3?

29..... its rlly bothering me i need to get one more up gbjjhbhb

what's your total ao3 word count?

130,758 (???? WHAT???? I DONT THINK IVE EVEN SAID THIS MANY WORDS IN THE LAST TWO YRS WTF)

how many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

ive only written for merlin:)

what are your top five fics by kudos?

1. all the things we did not become, 2.08 fix it fic for glompfest

2. he won't tell you that he loves you (but he loves you), a lil fluff for merthur week 2020

3. frozen deep blue (you painted me golden), angsty arthur returns fic bc i sort of got annoyed by the idea that the only issues they would encounter would be arthur adjusting to the modern world.

4. how it was supposed to be, like pre s4 fic (except uthers already dead lol) based on a tsoa scene that i sob over every time.

5. build a house in paradise, modern au slice of life fic full of domesticity.

do you respond to comments? why or why not?

yes i do! it might take a WHILE though bc im just. bad at things. idk i get stressed over saying thank you to strangers online ok leave me alone. but yes id o eventually. (at least i have thus far)

what's the fic you've written with the angstiest ending?

omg. OMG WAIT LOL i was gonna say none bc i dont tend to do angsty endings BUT I DO HAVE ONE!!! (well two, but thisis the angstier one i think): tell me why this has to end is pretty angsty although it does. like. end as the show did lol. well anyway. omg i completely forgot abt that fic:/

do you write crossovers? if so, what is the craziest one you've written?

i dont write crossovers

have you ever received hate on a fic?

errr not that ive been made aware of lol.

do you write smut? if so, what kind?

i do not write smut.. the closest ive gotten is alluding to it skdjncjsnc

have you ever had a fic stolen?

lol why would anyone want to steal my fic skjdncskjncs but no

have you ever had a fic translated?

nah

have you ever co-written a fic before?

NO BUT ID LIKE TO ONE DAY i think itd be really cool:(

what's your all time favourite ship?

well hm. *looks at entire blog dedicated to merthur and like 600 bookmarked fics also about them* ummm,,,, thats a really hard question aha...

whats a WIP that you want to finish but dont think you ever will?

is it a wip if its still just an idea that i havent actually written anything for??? its based on gold rush by taylor swift (ohmygod im so annoying) and i REALLY like the idea but i think im just too scared to start it bc like. it deserves better than me u know sjdcnksdjnksnc ugh.

what are your writing strengths?

my english teacher in hs once told me that im good with voice which is great for writing crack i think

what are your writing weaknesses?

dialogue, plotting, tenses really kick my ass too bc i can never decide if i want to do it in the present or the past. like wtf

what are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

errrr.... i dont really have that much of an opinion on it? it would be nice to understand what im reading though,,

what was the first fandom you wrote for?

m...merlin..

whats your favourite fic you've written?

invent the future. its the longest thing ive written which already makes it something im really proud of, but i also just like the ideas i explored in it about forgiveness and justice and the nature of destiny and stuff (wowzers im sort of so-fist-o-kate-id huh). it started out as a single sentence and then accidentally became a pendragon siblings relationship repair fic which. i mean. whatever lol. also its the first merwenthur fic ive written which im pleased abt bc i LOVE THEM. and OKAY. so maybe its also just 60k words of an arthur character study. GOSH leave me alone...

tagging: @shana-rosee , @witchmd13 , and @queerofthedagger (if you want ofc!!)

[farafeys]

friendly arrangements?

my second aa fic, written in august pretty much right after i finished spirit of justice lol

characters: Apollo Justice, Athena Cykes, Klavier Gavin, mentions of both Wrights and the cat Apollo takes in in the aa5 drama cd

1739 words; gen with strongly hinted at klapollo but mostly just awkward-nice conversation; big spoilers for aa6 and the aa5 drama cd, mentioned aa4 spoilers; 

two calls apollo makes while looking for a catsitter (link to ao3; fic under cut)

The second day after Dhurke's trial, when most of the Wright Anything Agency was back at home, after a long day of setting up paperwork and cleaning out years of mess from the Sahdmadhi Law Office, Apollo finally sat down and took a moment to unwind. Now almost used to the idea of living in Khura'in again, he remembered a problem that had slipped his mind in the chaos of the past week: there was no one to take care of his cat. After a moment of hesitation, and another moment to check the difference in time zones, he called Athena. She picked up at the third ring. "Apollo! What's up? Are you okay? Everything groovy with your scary new job?" "Hey Athena." His voice was considerably more level than hers. "I'm fine, we fixed up the office some and I talked a bunch with Nahyuta." Athena's peppy 'ooo' sounded tinny through the phone. "Cool beans! Were ya just calling to say how much you miss me already, then?" Her cheeky grin was somehow audible. "Ha ha ha. No, I had a, uh, favor to ask you, actually." Athena stayed quiet except for an expectant hmm, letting him continue. "I kinda, uh, forgot about it until just now but- actually, do you remember the circus case with the cat?" "Hmm? Oh YEAH, that fucker who framed Trucy! Why do you ask?" Apollo pursed his lips at her choice of words. "I never found the owner of that calico I told you guys about, so she's mine now I guess? And I don't know who's gonna feed her and stuff now, so..." Athena gasped at the mention of his cat. "Oh yeah, your girlfriend! How could I forget! Do you want me to take care of her?" "If it's not too much to ask... yeah?" Athena hummed for a moment. "I don't know... birds and cats don't get along, right? It would suck if Taka beat up your girlfriend." "Stop calling her that," Apollo said tiredly. "Right, I forgot Prosecutor Blackquill lives with you now... shit, I don't know who to ask besides you." Athena made a sad sound in the back of her throat. "What about Mr. Wright?" "Yeah, either he'd forget to feed her for a week straight or Trucy would want to try out her new combustion magic on living subjects." His tone was dry. Trucy had slyly suggested trying that particular trick on Apollo several times in the past month, and he was bitter. "Ha! Yeah, you're right, I guess."  They were both quiet for a moment. If Apollo weren't dozing off from exhaustion, he would've suspected the younger attorney of planning some wild idea. "Saaaaaay, Polly," her sudden sing-songy words made him jump a little, "why don't you ask your favorite prosecutor friend?" Apollo stuttered out a "Wh-" which was ignored as she continued, "You know, the handsome charming rock star one that you get worked up over whenever you talk about him? I bet he's GREAT with cats." For a few seconds all he said in response to her ingenious idea was some angry spluttering sounds. "What- why would I ask him that? What do you mean, good with cats??" Athena laughed loudly and said, "He just seems nice! And like he wouldn't mind doing you a favor, ja?" She waggled her eyebrows alongside her excellent impression of Klavier, despite Apollo missing out on the performance. Apollo spluttered into his phone more. The irritation had at least woken him up. "What's that supposed to mean?! Athena!" She giggled. "You said you don't have anyone else to ask, right?" She cut off Apollo's 'But-', continuing with glee, "and if you don't ask him then there's no one to watch your girlfriend, jaaa? Aaaaaand!!! If you don't ask him then I will!" Apollo jumped up from the couch he was lying on. "ATHENA." "Woah, turn down the Chords there, dude. Sensitive ears, remember?" She didn't sound particularly bothered. "Aaaaanyway I've gotta go over to the Prosecutors' Office anyway to get some stuff from Simon later so! You got until lunchtime to call your boyfriend, Polly!" Apollo was pacing now, a scowl on his face. "I feel like this is probably some kind of harassment. I'd tell someo- I'd tell Mr. Wright if I thought he wouldn't just egg you on." Athena gasped theatrically. "I'm just helping a friend take care of his cat!!! And going to have a chat with my second favorite prosecutor about his favorite absent defense attorney!" Apollo grumbled some curses away from the phone mic, then took a deep breath. "So it sounds like you're planning on talking to Prosecutor Gavin today anyway?" "Hmm, yeah! I've decided on it now, and I've never changed my mind about anything." "...Right. And I'm guessing that you're going to talk to him about me whether I call him or not?" Athena's responding 'Duh' was Chords of Steel levels of loud. "What else would we talk about? The weather? Music? Junie? OH!!! Junie... Anyway! Yeah, I'm a gossip machine, Polly! It's a great way to practice analyzing emotions, you know." Apollo ignored her and poked a finger to his forehead as if he were nearing a breakthrough in court. "So if I do call him now, I'll get the leg up on you with whatever you're gonna say!" "Huh?" "Got it. I'll call him right now. Nice talk, Athena." "Uh, yeah! Have fun fixing a whole court system." Apollo hmphed, said a quick goodbye, and asked her to pass on his greetings to Blackquill and the Wrights. He hung up, found Klavier's number in his phone (Trucy had given it to the fop about a year ago, and he texted Apollo periodic congratulations on cases, well-wishes for holidays, and other ridiculous frustrating things), and gave himself a minute to get a glass of water before calling. He picked up after the first ring. "Hallo? Herr Justice? To what do I owe the pleasure?" Apollo bit back surprise at the use of his actual name and irritation at Klavier's smooth voice. "Uh, hi, Prosecutor Gavin. I don't know if you've heard, but I'm not going to be in the country for a while." Klavier hummed in response, "Ja, I heard about the trial in Khura'in through Herr Edgeworth. Sounds like you and Herr Sahdmadhi have had quite the week!" "Uh, yeah." Apollo lost his train of thought for a moment. "A-anyway I have kind of a big favor to ask, and I wouldn't be calling you but Athena can't and I don't know who else I could ask and SHE said to ask you-" Klavier cut him off before his rambling picked up enough speed and volume to rival a freight train. "Woah there, Herr Forehead, what exactly is this momentous task for me? Nothing illegal, I hope." "Of course not!!" Apollo's voice broke, turning louder and squeaky from indignation. "It's just my cat, I don't know who's gonna take care of her and I don't think there's a way to get her to Khura'in any time soon." "Oh! I did not know you had a cat!" He sounded enthused, much more than earlier in the call. "What is the little one's name?" Apollo winced. "Uh. That's kind of a weird story actually, I found her with a collar and at first I was just watching her until I could find the owner, but I never did and I never actually... got around to naming her?" Klavier's voice betrayed an amused smirk. "Then what, pray tell, do you call her, Forehead?" "Uh... Kitty." Klavier muffled a laugh that didn't match up to Apollo's memories of him, shoulders shaking, tossing his head prettily while mocking him from behind the prosecutor's bench. "Kitty! A fitting name indeed! I imagine, then, your favor is simply to take care of the feline Fraulein, ja?" "I... yeah. Is that ok?" Apollo was only half expecting to get this far. The conversation was far more painless than the ordeal he had expected. "Of course!" There was a smile in his voice, a wider more genuine one than his typical pasted-on rock star grin. "I am very fond of cats, after all, and Vongole could use the company during the day." That name sounded old and familiar to Apollo. "Vongole? Wasn't she Kristoph's dog? I... I hadn't even thought about what happened to her." Klavier hmmed. "She has been my dog for quite a while now, and seems much peppier for it." Apollo was for a moment at a loss for words. It had been a very long two days, and he did not feel at all equipped to handle thinking much more about Kristoph. However, Klavier interrupted his anxious reverie: "But! Even the most charming, coolest yellow labrador gets a bit lonely! I'm sure she'll be great friends with Kitty for however long we house her." Apollo startled, both at the offer and at the conversational lifesaver. Ugh, this guy was cool. "R-really, you're okay with this? Just like that?" Klavier hummed a lilting sound like a shrug. "Ach, surely your Kitty is more a blessing than a burden." He paused for just about a second. "And thisis the sort of thing one does for a friend. How should I go about retrieving Miss Kitty, then, Forehead?" Barely resisting the urge to throw his phone across the room or slap himself in the face from the out-of-the-blue declaration of friendship, Apollo said, "I, uh- you can use the spare key to my apartment and just pick her up, I guess? Athena knows how to get there, she said she's going to your office later." "Ah! Fraulein Cykes is always a delight." "Ha, yeah. Um, Kitty doesn't need any special food or anything, she's got her shots and stuff, I found her outside but I keep her indoors 'cause it's safer... Oh, the spare key is under the doormat!" "Cool, cool. I look forward to meeting the little lady." Apollo thought he could hear him smiling again. "She's a great cat! She's only met, uh... Clay and Athena but she's really friendly with strangers! ... Uh, thank you for this, Prosecutor Gavin. It's a lot to do at this kind of notice." Klavier snorted. "Ach, it's nothing! And, the title is a bit much now, ja? Just Klavier is fine." Apollo chewed the inside of his mouth for a second. "Klavier. Thanks."

[ruiningvoldemortday]

PoA Chapter 9- Grim Defeat

Your daily reminder that I hate Snape so if that’s an issue don’t click the readmore

-  Hogwarts slumber party! - Shouldn’t an adult be left with them instead of letting the prefects stand guard?  I mean, if Sirius really was a murderer and he came back, a bunch of fifteen year olds aren’t going to stop him from getting to the sleeping students. - Dumbledore should not be in charge of a school that’s all I’m saying -I want to bother to read Hogwarts a History :C - Okay, given their history, it’s not unreasonable to think Lupin might be helping Sirius but damn it Snape if “Dumbledore trusts him” is good enough reason to keep subjecting Hogwarts to your bitch ass it’s good enough for Lupin too. - Can dementors talk?  Because people talk about them like they’ve been communicating but we never hear them talk. - Hannah Abbot talking about Sirius turning into a shrub is actually not that far off.  I mean, he did get in by transforming himself in a manner of speaking. - I love Sir Cadogan so much. - “Harry thought someone must have died”  no that’s next year - GodDAMMIT Draco - Heyyy Cedric - You know, it’s no wonder Hufflepuff gets a bad rap when the narrative constantly calls them pushovers and stuff. - SNAPE WHY ARE YOU LITERALLY THE WORST.  This whole substitute teacher schtick is so gross on so many levels and I just want to reach into my book and throttle him and ughghghghgh - TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR. - “Why ask if you don’t want to be told?” is SO MUCH BETTER of an answer to Snape insulting Hermione (again with the bullying children you fucking douchenozzle) than “hurr durr he’s got a point” I hate you Steve Kloves :) :) :) - The kappa is a Japanese myth Snape 0/10 worst teacher ever - “the ways you recognize and kill werewolves” ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUKCING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER I mean I know Lupin was part of the gang that bullied him but THISIS JUST JFAKLSJAJDSAJKLJCAKASJKLDJKKLSADJKDDSKALNADNCMASSCMSLA

- It gets worse if you take into account that Jo uses lycanthropy as a metaphor for AIDS and homosexuality.  “I want you to write an essay on how to murder gays.”  That’s pretty much what Snape is doing here.  Over a schoolboy grudge.  WHAT A FUCKING HERO. - Snape is truly revolting in this book.  I cannot and will not get over this. - “Quidditch matches weren’t called off for trifles like thunderstorms” because fuck the students’ safety amirite - I would think water-repelling Quidditch goggles would be a standard part of the Quidditch robes.  I know the goggles and padding were movie inventions but that would be a smart thing - Did Hermione just appear out of nowhere to be a plot device then leave again? - Ya’ll should probably not be flying around if there’s forked lightning that close - How the fuck did Cuaron see “puppy wants to watch his godson play Quidditch” and go TERRIFYING CLOUD MONSTER - Also omg awww Sirius wanted to watch his godson play Quidditch my heART - “you silly girl” just brings into sharp relief how young Lily and James were and it just hurts a lot.  Like, they were younger than my little sister - Cedric trying to call for a rematch because Harry got hurt is such a magnificent Hufflepuff thing to do and he’s such a nice guy and ugh feels - “they won fair and square” not really - “Ravenclaw is too good”  you’re goddamn right - Remember when we thought the Nimbus was the only icon from Harry’s first year we were going to lose?  We were so naive :’)

[babyawacs]

#energy #of #particle #in #a #box #meme @mathematics .@math @phys @physics @cosmology @ap @reut ers @bbc_whys @france24 @sciam  Too mathematically correct as : "as level15paladin you can fa r fireflash level16. Within the axiom is true" find a real person that does that. I would discard time unless itis a predefi ned counting aid. Iwould be cautious on mathematical symmetry noteverything is a leftside rightside equation and damnsure iwould nt check for dimensions. Ifit tried fo make mathematical sense to something hard to define it might be a fireflash farting palad in. No offense. Thisis how isee it @sciam @mathematics  //// #particle‎ #in #a #box ‎ Ugh no its a msitake todothis youcannot slap a formula in and mak eit seem impressive. Thereare highly aggregated theoreticalvalues even is that the plancksches wirkungsquantum or heisenberg num ber. Look. Schroedinger as heisenberg didnotknow whatthe electron is or the atom profoundly theyjust figuredout thattheycannot measure only approximate probabilites. Becausetheycoudlnt measure. Sothey were so frekaedout isit even real whenall is so fuz zy thatits real in macro, because all is predictable inmacro. Sothey cameupwiththe idea: if A trigger decays in fuzzy atomsi ze it could trigger a real macro thing. But until the trigger is triggered by fuzzy the aeh.. .. .. .. .. . C a t inthe box lives. Yet but its pretty doomed because its fuzzy enough. But what it really is. Is a misunderstood ele ctron. Cumulative bondingflux mistaken as gravity. Notknowing what atom is gravity is electron is but working with tight appro ximations and cloud probabilities. You. Slap a formula there of aggregated things. But that doesntmatter whatmattersis whatt hey tried to explain with it. Gotit?

#energy #of #particle #in #a #box #meme @mathematics .@math @phys @physics @cosmology @ap @reut ers @bbc_whys @france24 @sciam  Too mathematically correct as : “as level15paladin you can fa r fireflash level16. Within the axiom is true” find a real person that does that. I would discard time unless itis a predefi ned counting aid. Iwould be cautious on mathematical symmetry noteverything is a leftside rightside equation and damnsure iwould nt check for dimensions. Ifit tried fo make mathematical sense to something hard to define it might be a fireflash farting palad in. No offense. Thisis how isee it @sciam @mathematics  //// #particle‎ #in #a #box ‎ Ugh no its a msitake todothis youcannot slap a formula in and mak eit seem impressive. Thereare highly aggregated theoreticalvalues even is that the plancksches wirkungsquantum or heisenberg num ber. Look. Schroedinger as heisenberg didnotknow whatthe electron is or the atom profoundly theyjust figuredout thattheycannot measure only approximate probabilites. Becausetheycoudlnt measure. Sothey were so frekaedout isit even real whenall is so fuz zy thatits real in macro, because all is predictable inmacro. Sothey cameupwiththe idea: if A trigger decays in fuzzy atomsi ze it could trigger a real macro thing. But until the trigger is triggered by fuzzy the aeh.. .. .. .. .. . C a t inthe box lives. Yet but its pretty doomed because its fuzzy enough. But what it really is. Is a misunderstood ele ctron. Cumulative bondingflux mistaken as gravity. Notknowing what atom is gravity is electron is but working with tight appro ximations and cloud probabilities. You. Slap a formula there of aggregated things. But that doesntmatter whatmattersis whatt hey tried to explain with it. Gotit?

#energy #of #particle #in #a #box #meme @mathematics .@math @phys @physics @cosmology @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @sciam

Too mathematically correct as : “as level15paladin you can far fireflash level16. Within the axiom is true” find a real person that does that. I would discard time unless itis a predefined counting aid. Iwould be cautious on mathematical symmetry noteverything is a…