#this still isn't canon to favorite-verse stuff btw

[velvet-games]

fucked up staticmoth time! (no idea if this is good or not lol; I've never written dead dove-adjacent stuff before)

cw for dub/non-con, (extremely) unhealthy relationship dynamics, acephobia, racism

I wrote vox as kind of a disaster bi that fell in love with everyone in favorite, which I thought would be incompatible with aroace vox, but! I think it's perfect actually.

I present to you:

aroace vox who was rejected by everyone, who never had enough actual romantic/sexual experience in life to realize she'd never felt allo attraction (she does love very deeply, just not like that)

asian vox who feels emasculated by the stereotype that asian men are impotent/undesirable and will fight to the death to prove that he does indeed fuck (she doesn't)

transfem vox who is so unbelievably repressed that she overcompensates by playing the role of a dominant, hypersexual man after death

vox who is so immediately enamored by valentino's attention that she interprets the feeling of validation as love

vox who starts to believe that alastor's criticisms of her must've meant he was just a heartless asshole and never really her friend in the first place

(mildly) sex-repulsed vox who learns from valentino that love and sex are supposed to feel uncomfortable and scary

valentino who implies on several occasions that aroace people aren't real; they're just boring prudes who aren't hot enough get laid! sex is a part of human nature, mi amor; relax, it's all in your head.

sex-repulsed vox who loves valentino anyway, because the moments of genuine comfort and affection are special to her

they'll always be special to her, unfortunately

sex-repulsed vox who is so paranoid about valentino getting bored of her that she discovers her hypnosis powers while trying to convince him to fuck her

he still wants to fuck her, right? she's still worth something?

maybe val never really liked her, maybe he was lying about finding her attractive, but vox can make sure he wants to stay. and it's supposed to feel bad when it happens; it's the least she can do to endure it ...

vox who starts to feel sick to her stomach thinking about valentino touching her, but it's just butterflies. she's just nervous. she's just in love.

vox who gets trigger happy and starts hypnotizing val when he shows any signs of being out of her control

vox who eventually can't tell how much the hypnosis has done and how much of val is actually intact

vox who wants to care about that last part, but who does she have if valentino leaves her?

[shslpunkartist]

Hi there! New fan here! So I've seen you back during early FNF days but never paid much attention to anything outside my private circle of friends. I regret this. I regret this so much. Why? Because just the other day a friend and fellow fan (who unlike me has been a fan since early FNF days) finally convinced me to give your works a try after a month of them rambling about your works and cast. They suggested your MFD series since that one is their favorite out of your works and also the one that is more or less still the same aside from a few minor details that, to quote friend, "you wouldn't even know these bits have been retconned unless you been following Punk's social medias".

Anyway gave the story a read and holy fiddlesticks how the heck did I not read your works sooner?? It was an enjoyable read, and I'll regret not giving it a read sooner.

Just started reading the sequel story to your first MFD story and goddammit I'm so glad I'm in the privacy of my own room right now because this one bit here made me crackle silly.

"Online sites are all about voodoo shit and churches and.. Friggin’ weird porno stuff! Not even the GOOD stuff! You guys make a waaaay better porno.” Keith was too depressed to notice Amelia’s face turning red, nor Pico spitting out the slightly pink milk.

Keith is such a gem and Pico and Amelia are so fortunate to have him.

Oh and one last thing before I resume my reading but a friend - the same one who introduced me to your works actually - decided to troll me by sending me a "spoiler" for a future chapter. By that, I mean they send me that one artwork of the what-if scenario of the MFD verse Zardy meeting Otis you made awhile back as well as giving a follow-up of "oh and btw there isn't artwork for this bit yet but Punk said Zardy later paid Heaven a visit and accidentally gave poor Babi a massive spook". I actually believed them at first but then found out a few minutes ago from another friend that one) they were trolling and two) the artwork of MFD Zardy's and Otis's meeting was only a what-if scenario and not canon sadly. They had informed me the bit with Zardy giving Heaven a little uninvited visit and, to quote friend, "making all the folks there shit their pants" will be a thing but it won't happen until after the story.

SPEAKING OF ZARDY, CAN I JUST SAY THAT I FIND IT HILARIOUS THAT ZARDY IS CANONICALLY CONSIDERED A MYTH WITHIN THE MFD SERIES? THE FACT THAT YOU CONFIRMED THAT OTIS AND PICO ARE AMONG THE ONES WHO BELIEVED HIM TO NOT BE REAL MAKES THIS EVEN FUNNIER AND ALMOST WISH THAT WHAT-IF SCENARIO WAS CANON IF ONLY FOR OTIS'S REACTION TO REALIZING THE MYTHICAL OVERLORD DEMON HE HAS HEARD ABOUT ALL HIS LIFE GROWING - A BEING HE THOUGHT NOTHING MORE THAN SOME BOOGEYMAN STORY TO SCARE YOUNG ANGELS INTO BEING GOOD - WAS NOT ONLY REAL BUT ALSO FRIENDS WITH ONE OF THE DEMONS HE KIDNAPPED.

I'M GLAD IT'S NOT CANON BECAUSE POOR OTIS BUT DAMN I'D STILL ALMOST WISH IT WAS CANON BECAUSE I WOULD SO LOVE TO READ HOW THAT SCENARIO WOULD'VE GONE DOWN. ESPECIALLY PICO'S REACTION. GOD THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY YET TERRIFYING. FUNNY FOR ME, TERRIFYING FOR PICO I MEAN. LIKE WOW, THIS MISSION REALLY WENT FROM 'RESCUING KEITH AND AMELIA AND TRYING TO GET ANSWERS OUTTA OTIS' TO 'TRYING TO SAVE OTIS FROM A BEING HE THOUGHT WAS NOTHING MORE THAN SOME MADE-UP BOOGEYMAN FIGURE USED TO SCARE LITTLE ANGELS INTO BEING GOOD'. THANK GOD THIS SCENARIO AIN'T CANON CUZ POOR PICO DIDN'T NEED THE EXTRA HEART ATTACK HERE LMAO.

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I TOOK TOO LONG ANSWER THIS I'M SORRYYY

I'm so happy you're enjoying the series! I definitely have to get back into updating it (progress has been slow cuz brain friggin sucks at focusing)

The sequel is gonna be really good, I'm trying to work on my focus on it better. But I'm still really happy you're enjoying it!☆