#this site is all like 'oohhoho im going to fuck that old man' and then they make the old man 25. pathetic.

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martin septim is at the very least 45 years old. he can't be 34-44 years old cos uriel VII was absolutely not sucking and fucking when he was imprisoned in oblivion by jagar tharn. at least he wouldn't be sucking and fucking any mortals capable of pregnancy. im pretty sure there's a lore book that says that being imprisoned in oblivion took a pretty big toll on uriel's life and personality so I think it's quite unlikely he continued to suck and fuck after the simulacrum and he was well into his fifties at that point anyway. also uriel's legit kids are all in their fifties by the time they get got at the beginning of oblivion. martin is old. he is not a twink. give him some grey hairs.