#this post is a joke !!! btw

[prettysweetprettysweet]

eric bogosian seems like the kind of guy that experimented with gay sex back in the day and regrettably unfortunately found himself to be heterosexual and it was one of the biggest disappointments of his life but now he's been given the opportunity to live out his gay dream in a way and he is clearly so stoked to be playing a homo character on the gay vampire show and whenever he does a press junket with jacob assad and sam he's giving vibes of proud pflag dad with his three rainbow kids..actually maybe not kids because one of them is desperate to lick the back of his throat, and with the other two he is clearly convinced they are in love with each other, something which he has tried to allude to in, and this is not a joke or exaggeration, the majority of the group interviews he has participated in

[livingdatura]

Pros: Found an actual accurate Odyssey musical !!

Cons: Get jumpscared by sex at the end./JOKE

EDIT: GO LISTEN TO PENELOPE THE MUSICAL ITS REALLY GOOD BTW

[starrcult]

Anyone who says Zoro isn’t “omega material” is omegaphobic. “He’s too buff” Omegas come in all shapes and sizes. Did y’all not paying attention during biology class??? Like hello???

Zoro has those large breast and child bearing hips for a reason 😏

[cortlandkaard]

yknow that post that mentioned golden cheese spoiling dark choco as a freshly baked thang?

so, i was thinking, and.....,..h

well. .allow me to explain in simple terms.

[lovedtogekiss]

the queer umbrella label is important because trying to define my gender makes me want to pull out all of my eyelashes one by one, dont follow me because ill never post anything like this again

[robby-bobby-tommy]

Since we don't know Viktor's last name, may I propose Viktor Reveck?? Singed is probably gonna bring him back as an experiment, so👀

[melynnwater]

y'know honestly I think january 24th is such a birthday coded date, I don't think any other day could believably be a birthday

[sheepinthebigcity]

new discourse of the day: if you don't hang out with me you're encouraging substance abuse (i will be bored and start abusing substances)

[mysteriousmissme]

the fact that mitsuba and this random kid held hands before mitsukou could is crazy

who's this kid and can he give kou some notes

[demonir]

List of my most horrible sins for you to use on your callout post the day I get cancelled:

I don't really care about fluttercord or rarijack. I don't really have any mlp ships at all

I don't really like sonamy or shadamy or sonadow or again care about any sonic ships

fuck mangoes like actually that shit is ass

I don't think the absorbaloff episode from doctor who is THAT bad y'all are just haters

I don't think crowley and aziraphale should fuck, I will die on this hill

I don't think that The Thing was all that everyone said it was, it was too overhyped

I like brooklyn 99 I will apologize for that one, I'm sorry

I like sonic unleashed and there is nothing you can humanly do to make me hate it or think that werehog sonic isn't cool as all shit

[haretobeloved]

"You're not a real sorcerer-"

TELL THAT TO MY WAND!!!!

[matthew-taurus]

I like small fandoms bc there's hardly any discourse but sometimes I wish my main (small) fandom had more fans so I could have more chances to call someone a fucking idiot after they said the most unhinged thing imaginable about the blorbo. I think that would fix everything wrong with me tbh

[graveyardcuddles]

don't get me wrong the evil endings are great and all but ngl to have them as the last big update was kind of a bummer like I say we need even happier good endings now to balence things out like give me extended cutscenes of gale and tav's wedding or homesteading shadowheart or adventuring in avernus with wyll and karlach or raising xan with lae'zel depending on your ending/who you romanced pls.

[moookar]

any tips for drawing horses

This is a good resource!!!

[aleisters]

and yes i know the irony of complaining about wwe guys in aew when my url is an ex wwe guy and many of my favourites are ex wwe guys. see the thing is my ex-fed guys are special and better. that’s why it’s okay

[rimonoroni2]

I’ve Done My Duty To The Transfem Community 🫡 (texted the “guy” in the friend group who keeps making male lesbian jokes if he’s questioning his identity and wants a safe person to talk to about it)