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#no tags here besties#this one's a freebie for all the vanilla users out there#see this is how you nab 'em#they look at these innocuous tags & they think 'oh THIS is Fuckmeyer Pro™ PLEASE i puke in a post and hit send this is nothing'#but then why would i say it? with a name like fuckmeyer you would think one has to be a little unhinged right? quel mystere....#so the curiosity niggles at them. like 'hm maybe there's something i'm missing here'#they scroll through some of my posts. surprise bitch i powerwashed these bad boys before posting this#you think i don't know how to play 4D chess???????? rook to d7 how bout that#i am GNAWING away at you like flesh eating bacteria#that's how i weed out the incurious anti-intellectual weaklings#the strong ones know. they hear the whispers from the moots. 'gotta go back & read fuckmeyers tags so raw so unhinged so profound so sexy'#they follow. they stick around. they hear nothing from me. i am a rock. i am an island. i am a simon & garfunkel reference.#weeks later. BAM. 2-line post with a 1k-word shitpost essay in the tags. surprise motherfucker. bet you thought you seen the last of me#welcome to the circus fellow clowns#honk honk bitch
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16^12 (public domain freebie "teaser")
Even at the end of times is space for beauty & hope beyond what one may conceive at first.
Freebie Outline
At the very end of time, you are tasked to compute, revise and approve sapient processes of divine law & figure a way out of entropy under a certain deadline. Discover the overtly long history behind this realm, get to rewrite your own life scripture "source code" & embrace your very own introspective rivalries / emotions / [...] ;
Overall Outline
A vigilante INTJ frustrated from their future far far ahead instigates change earlier across time and, as they gather rivalries & opposition, undergoes a mental journey healing profound systemic & emotional wounds. Political intrigues, knowledge, progress & spiritual empowerment.
Modules
Civilization 5 Complete Edition "Maskoch Curations" Modpack
Civilization Beyond Earth Rising Tide "Codex" Mod Package
Stellaris Version 3.12+ (Andromeda patch onwards) "16^12+4800" upcoming Vanilla+ -> Total Conversion game-mod
FreeCiv?
Agents
Nil (Second person arbitrary-number camera perspective)
Kate (autistic INTJ historian & chronokinesis power-user)
Ava (synthetic-tier android ENFP social worker)
Shoshona (black Angora housecat familiar & true polymorph)
Falah Becker (mother of Kai)?
Gustav Hayden (father of Kai)?
Tano (? INTP knowledge keeper at the end of times)
Milan (? ENTP debater)
May (? ISTJ executive)
Sasha (? ISTP technician)
Jane (? ISFP artist)
Valenz (? ESTJ universal empress, hypervisor & supernatural oversight)
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