#this just got sent to me and im (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝)

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sosa....sosa my dear dear sosa. i am abt to GRAB YOU by the throat and shove ur face into ghosts big fat tits. lets get into it (๑﹏๑)

the new cod game came out n with a new design for simon (ghost) riley n ALLL the hoes have been on his ass like rabbits to a carrot 🥕🐇💨 i never even played cod modern warfare before (only black ops) so i didnt know who this man was at all OWHFIBEKS not until @emomanswhore mentioned him to me!! but trust me you'll LOOVE him hes so big, he has a hot voice, he has a mask- what more do you need 🙏🏼💋 he fr just swept me off my feet last night and idek how (it was the fics shh). but he has me in his clutches now n i dont ever wanna leave

heres sum sources so u can get just as addicted as i am 🛐

@/emomanswhore explanation on him cause thats where i got my source from LSJFBKA

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tldr; this man will have you wanting him to step on you and lick his boots

ACK BAKI IM FINALLY HERE TO ANSWER THIS‼️first of all, thank you for the pretty links you sent !! I CANT WAIT TO GO THROUGH THEM IN DETAIL AAAHHH😵‍💫 based off lorelei’s description and what you said, he seems like my kind of man fr and i WILL be doing extensive research on this speciMEN😩 and then U SAID HE HAS BIG TITS? THAT ALREADY CONVINCED ME SO MUCH U DONT EVEN KNOW ! and i bet u the fanart will be delicious and pussy squelching 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️😫

oh wait i just remembered i did watch one of the tiktoks, where the guy was like “why do you wear a mask? you ugly or somethin’?” AND THEN GHOST WAS LIKE “QUITE THE OPPOSITE ACTUALLY” LIKE EXCUSE ME?!!;!:$28283$ U COCKY BASTARD I WILL SLURP YOU UP‼️

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LR: what is UP

TF: EVERYTHING

LR: OH

TF: Halloween's in a few days and I'm ready for some (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ～『✧~*SPOOPS*~✧』

LR: i hope i dont die

TF: If you try to die on me I will grab your soul and shove it back into your body

TF: No friend death allowed!

LR: ??try

LR: im so

LR: fucking

LR: high still?

TF: How long have you been high? (″･ิ_･ิ)

LR: h o u r s

LR: i think my dealer sold me weed that was laced

TF: ∑(゜Д゜;) Do I need to come over?

LR: im??????? no

LR: im ok

LR: i made a smoothie

TF: Did I already show you what I'm wearing for Halloween? (◕ω◕✿)

LR: i dont know

LR: i in fact just forgot that i was on the computer at all

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TF: Guess who I'm dressed like (⊙ω⊙✿)

LR: you look like

LR: ME!!!~

TF: YOU!!!~ (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ

LR: im gonna freeze half of my body

LR: and ill change the display n my eye

TF: (◕△◕✿) Cool! So you'll be a snowman for real, kinda!

TF: You gonna trick or treat or party?

LR: im gonna probably hang out at a friend's place

LR: she's doing up her shop for halloween and one of her roommates is going all out and like

LR: its legit

LR: i think theyre giving out candy

LR: im gonna steal like half of it so i can eat it when im healed

TF: That sounds like fun (´◠ω◠`)

TF: Wait, healed?

TF: Healed from what? (●△●✿)

LR: oh

LR: OH

LR: i got my jaw broke

LR: and then i made it worse

TF: WHAT!!!!!!!!

LR: so Flo wired me shut and confined me to a liquid diet

-- tapeFace [TF] can't type in enough all caps or exclamation points to fully express how much "WHAAAAAT!!!!!!" --

TF: HOW???????? (⊙∩⊙)

LR: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

LR: i got in a fight

LR: im just gonna come out and say it

LR: i was being a dick

LR: and trying to hurt people

LR: that i had no business hurting

TF: I feel like I'm missing something. (◕︿◕✿) That doesn't sound like you at all.

LR: mmmmmh yeah

LR: so uh

LR: have i told you that i used to be a slave

TF: holy shit

TF: No you never told me

LR: well yeah i was a slave most of my life

LR: my slaver was this blueblood chick and she had her one big enforcer guy who basically protected her and did everything for her but like. i didnt know back then that he was a slave

LR: i thought they were like concentual mates

LR: and he was the guy that kidnapped me and brought me to her

LR: so like i saw him a while back and i kinda snapped

LR: and he got away but then i saw him again with this chick

LR: and that resulted in a broken jaw for me

LR: well come to find out that one of my other friends actually helped him escape and he's living with her now

LR: and she set us up to like. talk things out

LR: and i found out that im an entire prolapsed asshole

TF: Well, it's not like you knew any of that until then. (◕︿◕✿) I can't really fault you for being a dick when you didn't know.

LR: well the thing is like

LR: he tried to explain things

LR: while i was trying to freeze him to death i guess

LR: im pretty sure he's terrified of me now tho

TF: (◕︿◕✿) oh. Yikes.

LR: i feel powerful tho

LR: the man who once kidnapped me and hauled me off while i tried and tried to fight him

LR: is afraid of me

LR: ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S HUGE

TF: Huger than you??

LR: he's like 7 feet tall

LR: probably almost 8 actually

LR: isnt being really tall like a purple thing

TF: (⊙︿⊙✿) holy shit he's a truck

TF: Yeah, that's what I always thought, but I guess not @_@

LR: then again

LR: i dont see a lot of jadebloods

LR: especially dudes

TF: That jade person that showed up at your birthday wasn't gigantic.

LR: yeah Flowers isnt a giant

LR: HEY UH WHAT DO I DO IF I HAVE A FLUSH CRUSH ON MY MOIRAIL

TF: (⊙△⊙✿) I DUNNO I'M TERRIBLE AT ADVICE

LR: D8

TF: UHHHH MAYBE TELLL YOUR MATESPRIT?? OR IS THAT BAD

LR: guess ill die

LR: mmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

TF: There's a name for that, isn't there?

TF: Feeling the same way for more than one person

LR: yeah but

LR: Max and I talked about it way before we even started dating and i know she wouldnt wanna be with me

LR: riparoni............

TF: D: Oh noooo

TF: Sorry I can't be helpful (◕﹏◕✿) I don't know what to tell you

LR: thats ok

LR: i guess ill just have to talk to them both about it

LR: ive never really been one to beat around the bush with feelings

TF: I hope everything goes well!

LR: me too

LR: idk

LR: i feel like my quads are all hecked up right now

LR: the only one i feel certain in right now is my black

TF: You and the bad doctor made it official?

LR: yeaaaaaaahhh

TF: (๑﹏๑✿) I don't talk to you for a while and I miss so much stuff.

LR: life moves fast

TF: Speaking of moving fast, Dad just went out a window. (⊙︿⊙✿) And I gotta go get him back before he gets into trouble.

TF: One night I have to get windows installed that he can't open

LR: oh my god go you turd

TF: Seeya!!

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