#this iz evrything to us

[krikwahmmett]

Which old skool Mettlllica member r u most like (with advice)

If u agree with 6+ shiets then ur mostly like that fuken cunt*

Jaymz Ricefield:

- popular af - chix luv u - guyz luv u - ppl always listen to u - lowkey bully - funny af tho - strong independant woman - luvs black - sexay voice - worst enemy: acne - likes to kick doges - beer iz love - tries 2 look manly, is actually gayer than existence

advice 4 u: learn to say “no” once in a while

Liars Uldick:

- smol - highkey asshole - enjoys shouting at ppl - gets pissd off easily - bully - worst enemy: double bass drum, ppl dat share money - money b4 hoes - gay af - you lead ppl 2 doom - smoller than a fuck

advice 2 u : cunt

Krik Mahttem: 

- nerd af - fucken geek - luvs horror movies - sweet - rarely gets furious - luvs peace - gay af - gr8 skin - is even cute when angry - worst enemy: nobody ur pretty chill - obsessed with dis girl calld wah pedal - soft voice that cures hemorroids

advice 4 ur ass : if u dont use wah pedal on ur next solo, lars will suck ur deek trust

Jasan Bulliedsted:

- sweetiepie - cute af - cute voice - gr8 curls - ppl underrate u - likes painting - lowkey gay - bad jokes - kinda awkward - ppl bully u 4 no reason like wtf - worst enemy: gay bandmates n pies - interrupted by ppl often - chix h8 you 4 being so cute, guyz h8 you cuz they can

fuckin advice : turn up ur bass next time, and dont let ppl touch ur buns

Dav Mustin:

- highkey asshol - resentful af - bitchy af - fucken liar - gay af - nice hair asshol - ppl like u anyways - doesnt take any shit tho - hates other ppl - hates curly haired lead guitarists - likes punching bandmates - enjoys peeing on basses - worst enemy: krik wahpedalmett, urself, ppl dat kick ur doges

gay advice : dont headbang 2 hard or ull get artroses, arthoszis, arhtrietis, man fuck that word

Cleff Burtin:

- cool - angel - cultured - funny af - smart - likes reading - tru 2 urself - gr8 friend - ded - worst enemy: ppl dat critize evrything like stfu - witty - pure - jean jackets 4 laif

advice : nothing ur cool keep it up

Ronald Mcdonald:

- ppl forgot abt u - u pay 4 evrybodys shiet - ppl think u did nothing, prbly tru - used by those that were ur frends - nice - donkey - ppl pee on ur bass - done with mustins bullshiet - worst enemy : (ex) frends 

- Who r u 

- U scare lil kids

advice 4 ur soul bby: b more greedy

*(check your sun, moon, horoscope, blood pressure, and your last dump for more accuracy)