#this isn't the only times the green toothpaste thing is mentioned

[gardenwalrus]

John Lennon writing in DISC magazine (8 June 1963)

Nancy Spain writing in She magazine (November 1963)

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[perplexing-news]

Part 4 Note: I made a mistake in the order of how things went in the last story so far. Ananini was introduced then, and visited Adam, who told them of people to visit.

Void gave the Newscaster cookies to try, and it is revealed that the Newscaster does not remember how things are supposed to taste.

Dynamite (the character) is introduced

Ananini visits Copper, and they have a lovely conversation that ends with them both falling asleep.

As Copper presses more on the subject of Fluffy's hat, Fluffy snaps, saying that everyone wants something to do with their hat, the board, or anything other than them. Copper tries to assure Fluffy that they want nothing to do with the hats and only wants to help Fluffy, however Fluffy, still angered, says that Copper doesn't know what they want to fix. They seem about to attack Copper, but are stopped by a green string from their lair holding their arm. Copper says that they aren't going to let Fluffy die. Fluffy warns them that they're a danger to be around like an angsty teenager. Copper says they don't understand Fluffy, but they want to learn more. Fluffy asks what would happen if they opened up, to which Copper replied that they would have all the time in the world to listen.

Maya is reworked - any previous lore that had to do with Maya is no longer relevant.

Fallac, a friend of Ame, is introduced.

Fallac runs into the Newscaster (literally haha,,, i'm sorry i haven't finished that yet.)

2p!Dweebo appears - 2p is the opposite of what something usually is. If a character is kind and generous in the original world, than the 2p version of them would be mean and selfish.

2p!Dweebo is introduced to Fluffy, however they mistake this world's Fluffy with their own. (does that make sense. i'm not changing it.) 2p!Dweebo picks on Fluffy, which Fluffy doesn't appreciate, and punches 2p!Dweebo in the face. 2p!Dweebo leaves before anything else can happen.

2p!Dweebo visits the Newscaster, and are once again confused on how the Newscaster is acting, before they reason out that they are in a different world than their own. Once 2p!Dweebo figures this out, they and the Newscaster talk, having questions for each other.

2p!Mimic is teleported into Copper's house, and is frightened as 2p!Copper isn't the nicest. Eventually, after a panicked conversation, 2p!Mimic is also able to work out they are in a different world. Copper and 2p!Mimic question each other.

Eventually, 2p!Dweebo gets to wondering where 2p!Mimic is. The Newscaster informs them that they are with this world's Copper. 2p!Dweebo is frustrated, but goes to pick up 2p!Mimic anyways.

When 2p!Dweebo teleports to Copper's house, they poke at Copper's buttons, testing the waters. Copper mentions that Dweebo has a creator, and this gets 2p!Mimic's attention. 2p!Dweebo warns against asking about the creator, but 2p!Mimic is curious, revealing to Copper that they don't know who their creator is. 2p!Mimic and 2p!Dweebo have a quick argument, which ends in 2p!Dweebo telling 2p!Mimic to leave, which they do.

2p!Mimic ends up in the Newscaster's office. The Newscaster and 2p!Mimic talk, with the Newscaster getting 2p!Mimic to relax a little. Eventually, 2p!Mimic falls asleep.

While this is happening, 2p!Dweebo is visited by Pleafy, who is interested in vivisecting them. 2p!Dweebo is not interested in this. After Pleafy eats the tip of the needle 2p!Dweebo summoned, they attempt to use a power, only to be stopped by a mysterious force. Pleafy asks about a "mint toothpaste gal" before a mysterious person gets in between Pleafy and 2p!Dweebo. The mysterious person offers a clone of 2p!Dweebo to Pleafy, which they accept. The clone is taken over by flesh, and Pleafy tells 2p!Dweebo to start running, as the hunt was on. 2p!Dweebo teleports away, but not before a piece of flesh attaches itself to 2p!Dweebo.

The mysterious person appears in the Newscaster's office, holding a worn out 2p!Dweebo. After attempting to help 2p!Dweebo recover some energy, the Newscaster makes 2p!Dweebo aware of the piece of flesh that had attached itself to them. The mysterious person removes the parasite, and 2p!Dweebo, enraged, destroys the parasite and teleports out for revenge on Pleafy, despite the mysterious person's warnings against it. 2p!Mimic awakes, still very tired. It seems 2p!Dweebo had taken their energy, so they go back to sleep.

Froge is reworked

Pleafy visits Adam, interested in their flesh. Pleafy forces Adam to stay still, and Adam is reminded of Lucifer. Pleafy, not wanting to be compared to Lucifer, tries to comfort Adam, but the efforts are futile, as Adam only becomes more panicked. Lucifer then appears before Pleafy, accessing what Pleafy did to Adam.

Ani visits the Newscaster, curious about a fellow ghost...

aaaaaand that's it for this post. bit of a long one

Alright, here’s the deal; this will be split into two parts. One tonight, one tomorrow night, because my hand is starting to hurt from writing.

I present to you:

Lore from after Fluffy first created the board.

tws: themes of self harm, death/almost dying

Fluffy set up a knife throwing game at the board. Hatcler decided to give it a shot, and ended up winning a Onceler Suit. He leaves, also stealing Fluffy’s hat, which provides them power. Fluffy is distraught, and Adam shows up. Fluffy tells them about the power that the hat granted them, and Adams offers a deal for Fluffy, but before Fluffy accepts they learn of Hatcler’s whereabouts, leaving to find him. Adam leaves, revealing that they had the original hat.

Fluffy arrived to Hatcler and a giant pile of duplicate hats. Fluffy takes all 68, and then questions Hatcler as to where the original is. When Hatcler says he doesn’t know, Fluffy makes him part of the board. Chris shows up, offering Fluffy a cool hat, which they put on. The cooler hat gives them greater control over their powers. Jay approached, threatening Fluffy to give Hatcler back, however Fluffy refused, since Hatcler was now part of the board. They break out into a fight, which, to my knowledge, has technically not ended.

At some point, Onceler Dan announced that Fluffy was his child. Many people with relations to Mr. Dancler said that they were not the father. (i hated this era, personally).

Hatcler braught up the fact that Fluffy should be added to the board, to which Fluffy reacts violently to. Adam appears, agreeing with Hatcler, bringing up the fact that Fluffy is related to possibly many on the board. Fluffy and Adam soon insult each other, and Adam calls themself Fluffy’s enemy, to which Fluffy vehemently rejects. Adam, in anger, almost strangles Fluffy to death, but quickly lets them go, apologizing in tears. Fluffy unlocks green strings, and also notices eyes everywhere. They flee.

Aamit appears now as a therapist to Cupcler, and soon many others. Fluffy has a dream about a shirtless Cupcler and tells Aamit (unfortunately, this is important for later. very unfortunately.)

Dweebo appears, going around and measuring chaos levels of people in Rtumblr, however they crash when they receive some complicated questions from Hatcler. Their Mimic form is activated when they reboot. They talk with Adam, who tries to tell Dweebo that something else is in their system. When Dweebo goes to scan, they find nothing, and decide to rest. Mimic is fully released then. They go and talk to Fluffy and Jay, gaining mimics of their powers, before they run into Adam again. Adam doesn’t want anything to do with Mimic, which makes Mimic upset. Adam goes to console Mimic, however Mimic teleports out of the hug, and attacks Adam with mimics of Fluffy’s power. Fluffy manages to make contact with Dweebo, who convinces Fluffy to help Adam and distract Mimic.

A battle begins between Mimic and Fluffy, but Fluffy quickly traps Fluffy in a ball of strings. Fluffy uses this to their advantage and runs Mimic over with the ball of strings before they can hurt Adam. Mimic attempts to get back up, but Void appears, putting a stop to everyone fighting.

In the meantime, Jay establishes connection, looking beat up, appearing to be running from a copy themself. They manage to escape, but the footage is cut.

The Newscaster is asked about what happened to his colour, which prompts him to talk a little about his mysterious circumstances around his death. It soon becomes clear that something is.. off with the Newscaster.

Fluffy brings a landmine into Aamit’s office, which the Newscaster shows up and disarms.

Bam! Rt Godot strikes and my dash is flooded for like two weeks

Fluffy and Copper rp in tags which I don’t want to go and search for in concern for my dwindling sanity. Somewhere, Copper tells Fluffy she wants to leave the company, and so Fluffy must terminate Copper per their employment contract.

Adam shows up, and Copper goes with them to their garden, where she tells them about the situation with leaving Fluffy’s company.

Adam speaks with Fluffy, asking about what is happening with Copper. Eventually, Fluffy makes a deal with Adam, giving Copper’s soul to Adam, then they exchange their soul for Copper’s. So Adam has Fluffy’s soul now, but at the cost of a wish. Fluffy instantly uses this wish to have Adam sign a certain paper without asking questions or destroying it. Adam signs it, and is successfully employed under Fluffy. Now Fluffy and Adam work for each other. (ARE YOU STILL WITH ME?? NO? GOOD.)

Adam shows Fluffy their garden, bonding over flowers. Adam then goes and gets Copper, and leaves her and Fluffy in the garden. Fluffy takes two holy knives and sets Adam’s garden on fire. As you do.

Copper runs into Adam trying to get out, who demands to know where Fluffy is. When Copper refuses to tell them, they grab a holy knife Fluffy left and put it in Copper’s hands, telling them that if they wanted to protect Fluffy so much, to kill them. Eventually though, Adam lets Copper go and continues to search for Fluffy. Adam finds Fluffy, threatening them before sending them off.

Fluffy finds Copper crying, and teleports them to Fluffy’s lair. There, they have a very long conversation that reads like three separate conversations which I will not be re-reading again because it hurts my brain.

The Newscaster visits with Adam, and they have a small talk before the Newscaster departs again.

Fluffy pays Adam’s salary in pats, and finds out Adam does not like their touch.

Dweebo measures Kish’s chaos, and they go to prank Adam, which does not end well, but Adam lets them both go in the end.

The Newscaster begins to show signs of being unwell again.

Adam speaks with Void, who offers to kill their boss, Lucifer. Adam immediately rejects this, and also learns that Void had dated Lucifer before.

Void speaks to the Newscaster, offering to (hypothetically) make cookies for him.

The Newscaster visits Dweebo, asking about Mimic while still unwell. Dweebo convinces the Newscaster to try and rest, and they end up asking questions to each other back and forth. Dweebo starts to glitch out after talking about Mimic, however they soon regain control. The Newscaster leaves.

Fluffy visits Adam, angry with what they had Copper do in the garden while it was on fire. They cut their own hands and grab Adam’s face with them, burning Adam with their holy blood. Afterwards, they are left to care for Adam who now mistakes Fluffy for Lucifer. Fluffy lays Adam on a couch and leaves.

Adam is summoned to a building where Maya is hunting down a guy. They meet again, and talk, catching up while treating each other’s wounds. However, Adam falters, and Maya goes to help them, but when she does, Adam accuses her and everyone of wanting something from them. They argue, before Maya begins to leave, asking Adam to stay out of her life. Adam mistakes Maya for Lucifer, and Maya leaves.

Fluffy gets a call, asking if they hurt Adam badly. They reply they could have hurt them more. The caller hangs up.

The Newscaster finds Adam, and attempts to help them. He teleports Adam back to their garden, where he is able to ground Adam. His tiredness catches up with him though.

Meanwhile, Bear finds a sleeping Void…

And thats where I stopped tonight. That’s a lot, congratulations on making it down here. .. .. I have no reward for you. Sorry and fuck you (/j)

[animebaby00]

I Don't Deserve It: Chapter 1

Summary: When Shoto gets a nasty stomach bug, Izuku stops at nothing to help and take care of him.

But Shoto can't help but wonder...

Why?

Shoto was used to his body's fluctuating temperatures, shifting from hot to cold, then back to hot. Sometimes an odd combo of both.

But when he woke up, he was warm, unbearably so and he knew it wasn't from his quirk...which he found strange.

It was very noticeable that this warmth was different. It was radiating inside and out, pulsing, thickly covering his skin. It was a heavy heat, pressing him down, increasing his rare drowsy state as he lay under the comforter of his futon.

He had to get up though. He had school. And he wasn't about to let the touchings of a slight fever prevent him from doing so.

A slight fever. Yeah, that's all it was. Once he was up and moving he would be just fine. He'd had fevers before. He's powered through them in the past. He had too, because if he dared show any sign of weakness…

Shoto shifted around under his covers, stopping to clench his eyes shut as a spiking pain shot through the front of his head. It stung his temples and traveled over the entire surface of his scalp down to the base of his neck.

A headache ? What the hell ? He just woke up. Why was he getting a headache now?

The pressure drummed through his skull and rattled his brain. It felt like his head was trapped in a hydraulic press. His room was still dark and he was lying down, yet for some reason, he felt very dizzy

God it hurt. Maybe he should stay-

No. Stop that.

Your fine. You're strong.

That's what the little voice in the back of his head told him. And he listened to it. With a soft grunt, he sat up despite his body's protests and stood, gathered his things and left his room, convinced that a cold shower would knock him back to his senses.

~~~~~~~

Turns out, that was a mistake.

When he arrived at the bathrooms, he was relieved to see that there wasn't anyone in there. The idea of chattering voices as everyone got ready didn't sound appealing at all, especially with a pounding headache. It made sense though, as he was usually one of the first ones up in the dorms as well as one of the few males who showered in the morning.

He had kept the water on cold in the hopes to relieve the uncomfortable, feverish feeling on his skin. It felt nice in the beginning, but after a few minutes, his body had strangely broken out into a violent chill, causing the pain in his head to increase.

He then opted to turn the heat of the water up in the hopes to cease his body's shudders. But it wasn't working. Shoto found himself leaning against the wall of the shower several times as the pulsing of blood in his ears grew more extreme.

Every bone in his body ached, every muscle felt tight, especially his stomach which now carried an uncomfortable, heavy feeling that he couldn't place.

After coming to the conclusion that a shower of any temperature wasn't going to help, Shoto shut off the water and grabbed a towel, jaw clenched tight from his chattering teeth. And he found himself unable to stop.

He took careful steps in getting out of the shower, drying himself off as quickly as his tired limbs would let him and proceeded to get dressed.

That proved to be a challenge too.

He almost lost his footing in slipping on his pants, had issues buttoning his dress shirt due to his trembling fingers, and even before he was fully clothed, his body started to grow warm again as if the chills never existed.

Shoto wiped at the sweat that had beaded on his forehead, bewildered at it's presence since it had only been a few minutes since he had gotten out of the shower. Why the hell was he so hot ?

Maybe it was just because he was closed in a heated, small space, considering that the bathroom wasn't very wide. It was more long due to the strip of sinks and showers right next to each other. And there was an additional warmth to the room due to the final few minutes of his hot shower that had caused some steam to fog up the mirrors.

He just needed to get out of there. Then he'd be fine.

Shoto turned his head around towards a hook by the shower to grab his tie and uniform jacket, and it was there that everything took a turn.

He didn't even move that fast, but everything around him started spinning, his line of vision turned fuzzy, and he could feel his stomach do a backflip. He stumbled, just barely catching himself on the edge of the sink. His heart thumped in his ears as he braced the edge of the sink with his sweaty palms, inhaling deeply through his nose.

That was close.

Carefully, he eased himself up, resting his forearms on the sink's counter. He raised his head, and for the first time, got a real, good look at his reflection.

Though the mirror was still foggy, he could make out the continuous perspiration dripping from his forehead and neck. His heterochromatic eyes were dull and outlined with dark circles. His skin was pale aside from his cheeks and tip of nose, which were blushed a bright, splotchy red.

He looked terrible.

And he felt terrible.

But that didn't matter. Heroes didn't take time off from things like this. And he'd be damned if news got to his dad that he stayed home because of a small fever. He would never hear the end of it.

"Haven't you learned anything?" Endeavor would ask him, "We don't let insignificant things like this get in our way. This isn't how heroes act. We don't show our weaknesses. Are you going to let people die because of some fever? Stay home in bed while they struggle and suffer? Let everyone down again?" 

No. He wouldn't. He couldn't. 

With a deep inhale, Shoto pushed himself away from the counter, but wobbled forward back against it as his vision once again began to swirl.

His insides churned with unease and he clenched his stomach with his free hand, grimacing.

And it was then that he heard a knock at the door. 

"Hello ? Anyone in there ?" A voice sounded from the other side. 

Shoto cursed under his breath and forced himself to stand up straighter, his head highly disagreeing with the action as it thumped against his skull.

"Y-yeah. Come in." 

The door opened, and Shoto recognized the individual immediately, his mop of fluffy, green hair a dead giveaway. 

"Oh ! Good morning Todoroki !"

Shoto had to keep himself from hissing in pain at the tone of his friend's voice. It's pitch just the tiniest bit too high.

"G-good morning, Midoriya…"

He mentally scolded himself on how weak his voice was, but it's as if the freckled teen didn't notice as he nonchalantly walked over to one of the sinks.

"You're up early." Midoriya chided, grabbing his toothbrush from the holder, "Then again, you get up pretty early every morning. Even on weekends."

"Y-yeah." 

The green haired boy beamed, and Shoto watched as he opened a drawer and grabbed a tube of toothpaste.

"Ah, I forgot ! We should probably get downstairs sooner than usual. It's Sato's turn to make breakfast and I heard that he's going to make homemade pancakes !"

Shoto's eyes widened drastically at his friend's sudden mention of food, and the idea of it made the rest of the color drain from his face, gut gurgling violently as an overwhelming feeling of nausea took over his senses. He had no choice but to cover his mouth.

No. He was not going puke. Not here. 

Not in front of Midoriya.

"Knowing him, I bet they'll be amazing! Ah, he could put blueberries in them, or maybe chocolate chips! I can't wait!"

Shoto inhaled a shaky breath through his nose. He felt so sick, and he deeply wanted to tell Midoriya to stop talking about food. But he felt that if he opened his mouth, something other than words would come out instead. 

He shut his eyes as Midoriya rambled on, trying to quell the growing, nauseating feeling in the pit of his stomach, but it was traveling quickly. It was growing beyond his control and he could now taste a metallic like sensation on his tongue, which felt thick and heavy like wet cotton. 

He shivered, hand gripping the sink tighter, and let out an involuntary, tensed groan from the back of his throat. It sounded quiet to him, but maybe not as quiet as he thought. For after the sound of it breached the air, the bathroom went silent, and a cool hand could be felt sweeping his bangs aside.

Shoto opened his eyes slightly. A pair of green orbs were staring back at him, filled with concern and worry. 

"Todoroki ? Are you okay?" Midoriya asked softly.

In that moment, Shoto felt obligated to lean into his touch and admit defeat. The feeling of Midoriya's fingertips alone against his heated skin compared to that of pure bliss. He wanted to say that he wasn't okay.

However, he didn't do that. Instead he pulled away in an attempt to walk towards the door of the bathroom, but his body acted completely against him. He stumbled and fell forward, prepared to make contact with the floor. 

But he didn't.

Instead, he fell into a pair of arms, slightly smaller than his, but warm, strong, and comforting as a voice barked desperately into his ear.

"T-todoroki !" The ill boy groaned, pressing his lips together sourly as a new sensation stormed over his body. He fell numb, and it was then that he could feel something warm creeping up his throat.

"Todoroki ! Y-you're burning up ! " Midoriya exclaimed, pressing a hand to his friend's forehead, "What's wrong ? Are you not feeling well ?"

Midoriya didn't receive an exact answer of "yes" or "no". Only a mumble and an action, but  it was enough to prove his claim as correct. 

Shoto's eyes had widened once more at the question, a low "M'gonna be sick…" leaving his lips before he turned a practically flung himself towards the toilet. 

His hands fumbled with the lid, and once he pushed it up, his body immediately convulsed and he pitched forward. His stomach tightened in on itself in a painful, sharp heave. His mouth became coated in thick, bitter saliva, before he threw up forcefully into the toilet. 

Shoto's hands gripped the toilet's rims so hard that his knuckles stung. Every muscle in his body was shaking with each gag, his digestive system showing him absolutely no mercy as wave after wave of vomit poured out of his mouth. 

It was acidic. The smell burned his nose, and just nauseated him more and more to a point of no end. It was absolute agony...save for one thing.

"It's okay Todoroki...I'm right here." Midoriya's voice sounded calmly, palm on Shoto's sweaty back" You're okay...just let it all out."

Though each heave and convulse was painful, Midoriya's words and soothing hand rubbing his shoulder blades and hand holding back his hair brought a small sense of comfort...but it also brought humiliation. 

He felt pitiful like this, weak and trembling on the floor of a bathroom while someone was there…

Watching him.

Helping him. 

Half of Shoto wanted to push Midoriya away, say that he could handle this himself. But the other half...felt like he couldn't function or deal with the situation if Midoriya left his side.

And that was the side that won. At least for that moment. 

Several more minutes went by before Shoto finally had the opportunity to pull his head out of the toilet to catch his breath, but he didn't feel much better. 

In fact, he almost felt worse. 

His body was sticky, covered in sweat which caused his clothes to mesh to his skin rather uncomfortably. He felt hot and icky all over. His mouth carried the remnant taste of vomit, bitter, sour, and absolutely disgusting. His muscles hurt terribly, as if he had just got done with a 24 hour workout session. His stomach was mostly empty, but it burned and ached from the aftershocks of his endless dry heaving. 

And he was dizzy. 

Very dizzy. 

Unable to keep his head up, he let it fall forward to rest on the rim of the toilet.

Shoto could feel his consciousness slowly slipping away. His eyes were heavy, darkness dotted his vision, and Midoriya's voice and the feeling of the cold porcelain toilet against his cheek were the last things he remembered before he was out cold.