#this isn't like a haha oh screaming crying throwing up this is like i am sobbing sobbing

[karomiiz]

heeseungweek: a week of hee for @karomiiz, by @hannietual & @solojihyo

↳ day 1: heeseung + purple

[minnaci]

@izvmimi asks: zhongli + mukbang + tax evasion

"hello everybody welcome BACK to my channel," zhongli says. he twirls a mirror and throws it at the camera hard like a baseball player, shattering the lens irreverseibly. "hi! how are ya"

wow. your bofyriend. he's so handsome. you would hate to see that.... change >:)

u have a secret mission..... yuor trying to reveal his ugly side because he's too beautyfill.... almost like he's some sort of... GOD???

zhongli is a popular mukbanger on youtube. the most popular one even! he has like a million BAJILLION subcribers. he also does true crime stuff but that's not the point. "todays video is supper storytime!"

there is so much Food spread out on the table. so much that the table is bending a little bit in the middle. you can hear it screaming... screaming to be let free.

"free us!" the food squawks. the spirit of liberation sings in harmony in your kitchen. but it's all covered by cloth so zhongli can't see.

"i can't see." zhongli roars like a dragon . which is funny bc he's a dragon..

"you silly" you whip off the cover to reveal....

SEFOOD.

all at once his handsome faced melts away to reveal a second more handsome face underneath it!!!!! damn it! damn it! shoot! shoot!! shoot!!!! you were so close to seeing his ew ew ew ew ugly side!

"what is the meaning of This!?" zhongli YOWLS with electric ferver. oh no.... it looks like... you UNLEASHED HIM.

"just seafood haha" you chortle nervosuly! your shaking so hard! like The Big One that they say will happen in california soon

"I AM NOT SEE FOOD" zhongli bellows gingerly full of rage "I EAT IT"

"but.... you hate seafood... why would you eat it!" you scream with laughter "haha! gottem"

zhongli swells with rage. he is just like a balloojn you think. so easy to pop. kinda like a pimple.

"bro... why would you did this for me" he puts his head in his hands kinda like an old man. like a really old man. he's got bushy eyebrows and everything. you wonder how he grew that hair so fast. his eyebrows were normal like two seconds ago... it's almost like he's.. a GOD??????

"the seafood was the most expensive thing on the menu..." you slink sultrily by his side. time for.... SEDUCTION.

zongli gasps. "do— d-d-d-d-d-do you mean"

"yeah baby" you straddle his lap "it's a tax writeoff"

"oh great heaven's... you know tax fraud makes my corpus cavernosum so turgid.... even more than seafood makes me floppy" zhongli uses magical to sweep his clothes off

"hot diggity!" you woop with abandon and ride his dick into the sunset. he's like a horse. walks very fast and sleeps standing up. also sometimes he whinnies. that's science baby!

zhongli cums with a. roar. all over the seafood. haha. more like semenfood am i right. haha come on that was funny. laugh! im not kidding LAUGH RIGHT NOW. thanks

all of a sudden there's a loud alarm sound! a viewer must have donated so much money!! wait.... viewer????????

"ZHONGLI WERE YOU LIVE THIS WHOLE TIME you caterwaul off his dick. "THIS ISN'T ONLY FANS THIS IS ONLY FOOD"

"yeah okay" zhongli cries with tears streaming down his face like. idk. lava or some shit. wait a minute.... humans can't cry lava.... it's almost like... he's some sort of.... GOD??????!!!!!!?????

to be continued....

[fluffypotatey]

"I collar the beast." "Wukong's fangs have been pulled." I can't believe y'all fr. "I get all the punishment and you get to mope." He was moping because he cares and feels guilty, speaking of, THE BINDING SCENE IS SO MUCH MORE INTENSE HERE WUKONG'S SCREAM THE PANICKED STUMBLING ohoho yes. MK: "It's tense in here." Wukong, two seconds ago: yOU tHINK I wANtED tO bE trAPPED dOWN hErE wiTH yOU. Wukong's tail: *cute pokey pokey* "You got demoted!" Ha, also "Nezhy" Oh my gosh, I don't think I caught this last time but Wukong subtly looks over to Macaque who just nods at him ajksms they were feuding and glooming a second ago but now its all silent communication and understanding in a glance. I'm throwing them off a roof. I'm struggling to hear what Macky says here, but I'm going to subscribe to the subtitles with "he likes acting." It's funnier. Also MK's "best attorney monkeys can buy" gotta love thinking about monkeys needing attorneys and also having money and buying things lol. "A pain crab on Monkey King's head." 😭 "Why is it always like this when you come here." actually love this one more because he's so grumpy and I feel like it has a different, funnier implication than the subtitles. he isn't causing chaos AFTER coming here, it just IS. what does that say about the vibes you bring /j. crying at Macky's face at all times, he is the picture definition of a grumpy cat, and then when getting pushed and the absolutely DONE yell of "Wukoooong!" I can watch a whole netflix series of Macky being fed up with Wukong's antics but getting dragged into them. tricky plan demon huh, that's a quick way to silence them after just talking about someone pulling the strings, especially on you MK. also Macky is SO little creachure with his face hidden like a hermit in that cape. "I don't trust anyone who isn't standing here. Right. Now." SAME MACONDO what a shocking statement from your old buddy. more at 11 only on ShadowPeachNews. The writers KNEW what they were doing. Also AHHHHH *looks at you with my big brown eyes* Fluffy I SWEAR I told myself I wouldn't talk about this again until you were able to answer the asks on my last yapping about this, BUT THEY MADE IT SO MUCH WORSE. Firstly, Macky's *voice* for that line delivery is the most solemn dramatic thing I have seen. He lives and breathes the cinema. AND MK I'm really tossing him over a cliff because he just HAD TO GO "He'd get away, right? He always gets away...right?" UGH TFW YOU'RE SO KNOWN FOR BEING THAT GUY WHO FLEES FROM BATTLE that it's brought up this time not for the *dude really???* but as a plea, an attempt at faith, haha he's always doing that...he did it again right? NO BECAUSE THIS TIME HE STUCK AROUND TO FIGHT. and Wukong's constipated expression there bc ohoho some monkey is for sure thinking about the past.

i am, for one, with you on throwing shadowpeach off a cliff bc they make me so unwell in this episode 🫠

for another:

LI JING WHEN I GET YOU!!!!! HOW DARE YOU CALL WUKONG A BEAT AND PULL HIS FANGS!!!!

also i can’t help but think about why Nezha was even there in the first place. because the one the kings summoned was his dad. Nezha wasn’t supposed to be there and yet he comes along 👀 why? my thought is: to plead the monkeys’ case. he immediately tries to defend them to his father and it seems like it’s been an ongoing argument

like sure he rags on Wukong and hems & hahs at him because like have you met Wukong that cheeky lil shit??? his gremlin energy just shoots to 150% whenever Nezha is near. he can’t help it. it’s his DO NOT PUSH red button that he will absolutely push

and Macky’s “why is it always like this when you’re here” to Wukong has such a divorced energy i love it 😍 he knows Wukong so well and is just resigned to it. every time Macky has had to interact with Heaven, Wukong is always there making a scene (he’s not exempt to helping swk but his point still stands lmao)

Wukong’s pout, my beloved

when your ex says the reason he’s mopey isn’t because you got hurt but because he is in jail with you for something you’ve been blamed for. echoing his “NOT THE GREAT SAGE! HE’S GOTTA DRAG EVERYONE INTO HIS MESS!” comment from the memory scroll 👀

what who said that lol that was weird

god they’re so— squishes them and squishes them and squishes them and squishes them and squishes them and squishes them and squishes them and

[nhinxsworld]

Ayo this could be a Naoya ff but this is my start of yandere Gojo x reader ff

I'm deciding right now if I want to write another one this where it all really goes down hill or if I want to leave if open like this

warning: misogyny ; unhealthy views ; obsession; the same shit as all my other gojo fics ; hinting to future cheating ; gojos God complex

Check out my other fics :)

I want to built this into like extreme power imbalance and more of Gojo wanting ownership of the reader instead of love lol

Gojo isn't impressed by strenght, he isn't impressed by beauty, there isn't anything that really captures his interest until his eyes land on you. He just had a feeling he needed you, he just held a stange longing in his chest he should have you. It's like he heard wedding bells, the second he saw you, such Korean drama worthy moment!

He almost felt like he was in one of the cliché romance movies he used to watch on his off day.

But approaching you was difficult, when he has a reputation. He clicks his tongue annoyed when you didn't play along with his games, so you're committed to being a good girl and good socceress hmm?

Such a bore you are, you don't even want to rebell against those standards just a bit? He's met girls more fun than you, who would throw themselves on him for one night before they get married off.

It seems you are not that case, but it's fine! He likes a good challenge, not eveything should fall into his hands like that now, should it?

Not after he was born with with everything already.

Should he pull some strings?

It be so easy for a pretty little thing like you to fall into his hands, he is a wanted man afterall, in many ways.

For the strongest it's really easy to get things his way meddling around he had you in the palm of his hand standing infront of the altar exchanging vows with him.

You look bitter about it. Why? Isn't this your purpose? Isn't this what you are raised for?

Don't look so unhappy now, he is the best you could possibly get. Isn't he your fairy tail prince?

The shiny white hair, sparkling blue eyes, tall and handsome? Isn't he ideal?

What's with the frown on your face, shouldn't you be over the moon? Your parents are so happy are they not? Didn't you wish to be a good daughter and fulfill their wishes. He is the best pick you could make, your parents are so proud of you! You're marrying the Gojo Satoru.

Smile sweetheart, your prince is here now.

Oh your lips tasted sweeter than the wedding cake, he couldn't be happier. He did such a good choice with you didn't he?

These tears are tears of joy aren't they? You're so glad you're marrying the strongest soccerer of all time! It's okay sweetheart you can cry in his arms just be careful to not mess up your makeup! You wouldn't want to spend time retouching it when you can enjoy this glorious day with him.

Isn't this every girls dream? To dance around the great hall with their prince charming. Your shoes clacking away on the mamor tiles adorned with rose petals that swept away with your grown. A whole castle rented out just for your wedding day, it's the dream wedding of every princess.

So why are you angry with him now?

Why are you yelling? Why are crying, screaming out of frustration?

Haha don't worry he isn't delusional yet.

"But sweetheart, am I not the best?" he smiles, his blinding handsome smile "Just imagine who else they could have married you off to. You'd rather want someone in the Zenin? Do you know how they treat women, like you? The kamo guy? He is barely old enough."

"No, no, no." he chuckled as he held your face in his hands "You wouldn't want that, you want me."

"I'll treat you well." he hums sweetly as he presses a kiss to your knuckles "You promise?" you ask him whipping your tears.

"Of course dear, it was in my vows." his words are sweet and come so smoothly, like it's second nature to him. He must be used to smooth talking his way in and out of things, when needed.

He is a person with alot of authority in this private society. He surely is the ideal son-in-law your parents could wish for, maybe you could indulge him for their sake.

So you took it, you took his hands in yours pressing them to your warm cheek "Then I'm glad, to be yours."

His eyes widen for a momemt before he squints them close his lashes fluttering when he laughs "You're too cute!"

The honeymoon starts of well, a well deserved vacation for Gojo as he walks along the beach with you and he just glances at the ocean.

"Do you like the ocean Gojo-sama?" you ask him and he looks at you "Satoru, call me Satoru. We are married."

"Do you like the ocean Satoru?" you repeated the question and he just looks into the distance "It brings back memories." he simply says giving you an open answer.

Sitting at the beach together he pulls you closer to him "I was here in my teen years before." he reveals.

"Oh how lovely, with friends?" you ask him and he is silent, a little too silent for a while before a laugh escapes his throat.

"Yeah, my friends. My best friend too." he says and you smiled "Is that why we are here? Does this place hold special memories to you?"

There is a smile on his face, but you aren't sure of it's meaning "I'm going to replace them."

Before you know it his lips land on yours pulling you into a kiss, a long passinote kiss, filled with longing. Your hands find his beach jacket gripping it for support.

When he pulls away you couldn't help but stare at his eyes, blue the most beautiful blue you've seen now reflecting the warmth of the sun set. Gojo looks eternal, the whole day he's been teasing you about how well built he is, how you're so lucky to spend the honeymoon with him.

Mayhaps his beauty has finally seeped in with you too, he truly is a masterpiece. Like a stature handcrafted by the most talented stone sculptors in old Greek time.

"It's late princess." easily lifting you off the warm sand he carries you back to the hotel, a luxurious one and of course with all the honeymoon extensions pack they'd have.

"You smell like salt and sun." he chuckles and you frown as he brings you two to the bathroom sitting you on the edge of a flower filled tub "You can ask me to leave, or you can ask me to stay."

You surprise yourself when your arms are placed around his neck asking him to stay as he let's your body fall into the tub of flowers with him on top, telling you take responsibility for your words.

His fingers running over your now drenched sundress "My wife." he whispers as he pulls it of, the same fingers now tugging at your clothes undoing any clasps and knots almost magically.

"Beautiful."

Oh his mind can't comprehend the way the now translucent garment sticked to your skin, making out every curve of your body, leaving little to imagine as he pulled it off you. God did you look beautiful glistening in water decorate with flowers, don't you just look divine?

Suiting isn't it? Something so divine has to be in his hands and no one else's, after all he is the closest thing to God on this earth, no?

Though aren't you a little too easy sweetheart? Letting him swoon you like that? He thought you'd have a little more fight in you, but he indeed is really good looking and charming.

Well he'll take it as a compliment, he knew you'd come along. Afterall who is better than him?

No one.

Waking up with you in the now messed up bed which was prepared so lovingly for you two with candles and champagne. Flowers spelling out both your names, it really was a dream wedding and a dream vacation.

Gojo hasn't been this relaxed in a while, stretching his long limbs he looks over at you, your barley covered body. The early sun did you good, you look absolutely appetizing in his eyes.

The sweet giggle that escaped your lips last night still hasn't left his mind and he can't wait to hear it again, aren't you a blessing? To think that this was a curse marriage.

All Gojo had to is promise those senior citizens that he'd fuck a child into you. He just might not spike your lunch with a morning pill that he had prepared in his bag.

Running his fingers over your stomach he chuckles "Hmmm maybe it wouldn't be so bad?"

But the thought left his head as soon as it arrived, nah he is 28 and has like 3 hook ups a week there is no way he is settling down anytime soon.

Though you do look so pretty with his cock up your pussy, you take him so well. Did they train you to take cock too? Or are you a natural? The way you acted so shyly, like damsel in distress has him thinking. Well he does prefer the dumb and innocent ones, if it wasn't so dramatic and annoying to leave them sometimes!

Shifting in your sleep blinded by the morning sun you opened your eyes to be meet with his naked chest, your eyes going up to meet his eyes "Hi~" he smiles fingers pressed to your chin giving it a playful flick "How'd mrs Gojo enjoy her night."

It's like the guilt of everything built up again, you couldn't meet his eye. On your wedding day you cried, having to marry a man like him and then you'd let him easily swoon you on your honeymoon? Are you crazy?

Eye twitching accompanied by heavy breathing as you pushed yourself of the bed sitting on the floor trying to ground yourself as the soccerer just watched you panic. Tears building up in your eyes as you tugged at your hair and skin, the robe he had covered you up with yesterday falling off your shoudlers. Oh did you look good crying like that, Gojo can't help himself but feel his skin grow warm. Chewing on his bottom lip hoping you wouldn't take notice how excited he is, at least for now.

How your pathetic state was strangly turning him on, deciding not to do anything to help you for a while just letting that feeling seep in before he gets up to your side.

His large hand on your cheek bringing it up "What's the matter sweetheart? Didn't enjoy yesterday?"

All you can do is shake your head, trying to deny the fact that you layed beneath him so compliant and blissful.

Wishing you could turn back time and reject his offer at the bathtub.

"No?" he questioned as he pulls you closer by your face squeezing your cheeks together, giving you a look of pity. "I don't know, if I want to believe that afterall it's not me who started to beg for more."

Uneasiness sets in your stomach remembering last night, his heated touch on your body edging you to your limits till you begged to cum. A momemt of weakness for a girl who lived in such a strict household never able to have a minute of privacy to ever feel the pleasure of release. Cursing yourself and the home you've come from and he just smiles "I get it, I get it. You don't get to feel this good that often hmm? Did anyone else ever touch you before me?"

Such an uncomfortable question for someone like you, no close friends and no romantic experiences ever as you slowly shoke your head. "Hmmm...I see." he says as his hold on your face eases and he drags his finger down your jaw, brushing his tumb over your throat "So it's just me hmmm? Then you should be glad it's me, I'm real good at this. I'm sure you've heard."

The grin in his face made you sick to the stomach. Of course you're heard of him, the gossip of the soccerer community all comes from him and Yuki Tsukumo. How much of an spoiled and insolent man child he is, what a brat he is towards his elders and to top it all off, how much of a playboy he is suppsed to be depsite being a rare prodigy of his clan.

The Gojo clans one man army, depsite all the rumours and gossip about him, he was one of the ideal soccerer for a jujutsu marriage.

He just smiles brushing over you skin, your pitiful state, puffy red eyes, that cute wobbly lip that you're trying to suppress so hard, but he sees it.

The grip you had on your robe and skin digging into your own flesh as he takes your hand in his "Now, now we don't want to hurt ourselves do we?"

[kuronanox]

Accept MY Love - Zenon Zogratis

(Authors note: First off I really wanted to say thank you to everyone that has stuck around and enjoy my book! I’ve reached 20k! I know it may not be a lot but I’ve enjoyed writing black clover and it’s always nice to have support! And second this is my first time writing Zenon so if he’s a little OC... mind ya business haha)

She was given to him as a toy, his servant, slave. She didn't want to be labeled or cared for it, all she wanted was an escape plan. She was weak, a girl picked off the streets for her looks as she was told.

(Your Name) was sitting hugging her knees staring out of the window. The pale snow falling onto the ground effortlessly. "Women." Zenon says from across the room but she refused to look at him. After a few more minutes he roughly grabs her face and she struggles to pull away. "Don't touch me!" She screams as he quietly loses patience with her.

Zenon strikes her right cheek as she gasp and fell to the floor. The blood spilling from her mouth as she looks up to him in fear. "You monster, just get rid of me already! Kill me if you must!"

"Clean yourself up and lay in bed." He says before walking out.

Sniffling she cleans the wounds and takes a bath, the warm water was welcoming especially since the snow had been falling all day.

Taking the only belonging shes had left which was a few clothing and a personal journal she set it hidden under the bed.

Zenon doesn't say a word as he calms his head a bit.

This women had the nerve to defy him and all he could do was snap her neck to end it all.

"It's time for bed." He tells her as she carefully walks into the bed before he stops her. "This isn't the attire I gave you."

A fear comes across her face as she backs away from him. Zenon roughly tears her clothing off, they fall one by one as she picks up the pieces. "These were all I had left of home." She whispers as he hands her something more revealing to wear.

"You are to obey me."

(Your Name) angrily looks up to Zenon and slaps him across the face. "This gives you a reason to kill me now."

Zenon darkly smiles to himself. Oh how he liked to torture her.

"Bedtime." Is all he says and drags her into the bed next to him.

Zenon happened to walk past her home when he saw her. She was shining in the snow and her beauty was mesmerizing.

Carrying the fire wood for some elderly she was smiling kindly to them. Zenon was surprised how gentle he was feeling. He hated it. Why did this women make this affect on him?

He wanted her... no he needed her. For what? He had yet decided but he got what he wanted.

The way she smiled and effortlessly showed kindness was something he could never do. Zenon wanted that from her. That's when he decided she was going to be his.

Zenon was one to rarely sleep these days, he wasn't known to having a women in his bed unlike his brother. The first few nights she refused to sleep so he had to knock her out. Looking at her reflection from the moon her weight had drop dangerously low. The cold wind blew into the room as she shivered and turned away from him.

His body moved unwilling from his mind as he covered her with more blankets.

Zenon craved love, he didn't know how to describe the feeling. To be cherish or a warmth that was never settled in him. He wanted that affection from her yet everything he asked of her she refused.

Tracing her hair to her shoulders he kissed it softly till he craved her body and bit down harshly.

(Your Name) yelled in pain as he held her body close to his. Removing his teeth from her shoulder the thick blood fell as he licked them away. The look in his eyes scared her. He was enjoying giving her the pain.

"You are tempting women." Zenon lustfully whispers as she throws the covers off and tries to find the closest exit.

"At this point I don't even care how I die."

(Your Name) looks towards the window and back at Zenon. She tries to run out the window to end her misery in this room of his. Zenon wouldn't allow it as he grabs her back knocking her out cold.

That night Zenon dreamed of them as they happily lived together and how she was happy with him. He dreamt that they were making love from the pureness of their hearts. How hot she felt around him and the ecstasy they both felt from the closeness of their bodies.

Until it turned into a nightmare of her blood running thick in his hands as she laid lifeless in his arms. Her cold eyes staring up at him, blaming him for her death. She was trapped.

Zenon wakes up in cold sweat as he looks around to find her sleeping soundlessly again next to him. She was uncharacteristically cuddled up next to his body for warmth.

The next morning there was food laid out for her but no sign of Zenon, this was the best part of the day for her. She was alone and not being watched like a hawk. (Your Name) chows down the food, she was starving. The only time she refused to eat was when he ordered her to.

(Your Name) was curious to why he picked her, his brother Dante had many beautiful women surrounding him. Everytime she hoped he would trash her out already but he refuses each time she brings it up or if Dante tells him his 'toy' was boring.

"There has to be a reason."

The door opens as he walks in and changes out to more comfortable clothes. (Your Name) avoids his eyes staring at her as she clears her throat and set the empty tray out the bedroom.

Walking back to the window seat she watches the snow fall again. There was nothing to do, no fun. Her family was gone and she wouldn't dare try to talk to Zenon like she knew him.

"Are you not happy?" He asks her making his way to the window as she softly laughs and grits her teeth.

With venom in her voice she says "clearly I'm a prisoner and there's nothing to do here."

Zenon gently grabs her head and kisses her neck softly from behind.

"Stop it." She whispers as he lightly sucks on the precious skin.

"What will make you happy."

Her eyes widen as she turns her head to look back at him, he was emotionless. The look of his eyes held no warmth or comfort. It was as if he lived everyday to die.

"I want to leave! I want to go home! I'm sure there's other girls who would rather be in my position!" She raises her voice to Zenon as it slightly cracks from fear.

"She wants to leave me, I can't understand why she is so unhappy? I give her food, shelter and all the attention but she refuses everything!"

Zenon eyes grew dangerously dark as he kicked the chair across the room and dragged her to the bed wrapping his hand around her neck. She protested the whole way.

"Do I not give you everything you need?" He asks in a low voice as she swallows the lump in her throat and he finally loosens the grip around her neck massaging her bruised hickey.

"I don't want everything Zenon." She whispers back with tears falling from her eyes.

He lets go and kisses her tears away as he leaves the room locking it behind him.

(Your Name) finally manages to pull herself together when he left the room, her hands were shaking from the anxiety she got from his close they were. Truthfully she was scared he was going to choke her to death. Even though she wanted him to kill her she didn't have the guts for it.

Zenon was with his other two siblings as they mocked him in his misery.

"I told you to get rid of her, she obviously a nuisance to you." Dante says with a smirk as he shakes his head in disappointment.

"Or she can be my toy and I can torture her till she's crying to just end her life." Vanica suggest with amusement in her voice.

Zenon mentally rolls his eyes at his siblings, he was always the different one from the three.

"Don't tell me she's already begged you to kill her." Dante smiles deviously at Zenon who doesn't usher a word but let his silence speak for itself.

"Ahaha brother you sure are a cruel one!" Vanica says licking her lips before leaving the two behind.

"So what are you going to do? I suggest throwing her out in the snow and let the starving dogs get her."

Zenon gives Dante a icy glare as he makes his leave. Going to his sibling for help was not the brightest idea.

Back in the room (Your Name) was laying in bed and reading a book that Zenon had in his shelfs. It wasn't completely boring, the story she was reading at least but being trapped was driving her crazy. He walks in as she tenses up a bit.

Sitting beside her on the bed she backs away from him slightly.

They stare at each other in silence as she turns towards her book once more.

"You can't leave." He tells her as she covers her face with the book. She wanted to avoid his sorrowful gaze.

"Why me?" She whispers as Zenon lowers the book from her face and traces her facial features.

"You are the most exquisite creature I've ever laid eyes on. I have been enchanted by such beauty. I mean no harm to you but you refuse to accept me."

She looks at him sadly and holds his face.

"I can't give you what you need, I am terrified by you, if I am to be the light of your life it is not a gift but chosen by the heart."

Zenon holds her hand on his face before giving it a light kiss.

"Your fate as been determine, if I let you go my siblings will kill you but if you stay with me here in this room I can give you the ever most love in the world."

(Your Name) eyes fell, the light shining in them were gone. Did she want to be set free but die in the hands of his siblings are be in his company till she accepted his love.

She felt disgusted with herself as she answered him.

"I'll stay with you."

With a shaky voice he pulls her into his embrace as she fought to keep her tears in and he devilishly smiles to himself.

[amjustagirl]

NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI PLEASE I JUST FINISHED CATCHING UP WITH BOS STORY AND IM CRYING FROM THE SHEER HAPPINESS

when i was reading chapter seven i know for a fact that you were revelling in the sheer chaos and unrest you caused from us bc that chapter was particularly painful. but ig that goes to show that you’re an expert at it at this point so what’s new? 🙄 i hate that i want more of it though so like screw you for putting me through the feels with bo’s story and the reader’s internal conflict

bUt theN!! chapter eight!!! had me smiling the whole way through!!! every scene and every thought bo had made me love him more! he’s such a persistent little shit and the reader’s mother is such an endearing character so everything came together really well and i was crying screaming throwing up and astral projecting because this ending was another s tier conclusion in my books! the cute little times lil you had too??? where bo with a smidge bit more chub had a baby strapped to him??? visiting the reader with a job that brings in the bread??? girlbossing an interview???? oh my god that’s the dream right there: to have- honestly that whole time when i read that line my head was empty and chanting MALEWIFE BO MALEWIFE BO 🤩💕😤😍😍 my heart couldn’t take it omg

i love this fic so much and i think you did a bangin job and creating bokuto’s story i love this so much!! i can’t wait to just reread this again sooner or later at an ungodly hour to spam your notifs again 🤩💗💕💖

HAHA quynh!!! yes i am indeed a little sadistic monster author reveling in her readers' anguish, but isn't the pay off in chapter eight worth it? heh. bo really is persistent (in the best way possible) and he gets along well with the reader's mama, and they're both conspiring together to love the reader HAH.

and their future - oh i just imagined a happy, wholesome future for them where they're both content with their family, with the choices they've made. the reader is a girlboss and i was leaving crumbs all over this fic to hint that bo would be a lovely (part time) house husband, and their home with three chaotic little boys wld be absolutely funny and adorable!!!!

also the mental image of sakusa the grumpy cat being subjected to the house of howling wolfchildren makes me die of laughter HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

thank you again bb - i'm just honoured that you love the story this much <3

[idontmeantosoundrudebut]

I've never really posted any of my fan art on here before so here is a collection of some of my HTTYD art haha lol

This is the first drawing I did after rewatching HTTYD 2 and I wanted to give Ruffnut a makeover so that bitch did get one! I gave her Zippleback shoulder armour things and I really think they missed an opportunity but hey, if everyone was a genius then I would be out of a job (bitch you got no job now the fuck you talking about)

Next up is a character design! As you Pagans may already know, I am abso-fucking-lutely besotted with our smol Snotlout and in my writings which are currently on hold due to my favourite seasonal festivity, um, uh Seasonal Depression :) this is Halla, Snotlout's Mother and because Hiccup and Snotlout are cousins in the majority of my AUs, she is also Valka's older sister. This idea came to me because Valka has beautiful blue eyes and well, our favourite bastard also has beautiful blue eyes. Halla is HEAVILY inspired by the Vikings character Lagatha, so she is obviously a great nearly legendary shield-maiden, and though my backstory for her isn't complete, I assume she takes little to no shit from assholes and most likely divorced Spitelout. (Because, by the Gods, he is THE Asshole™)

But he didn't always used to be an asshole. Haha lol bruh

Here we see a young Spitelout simping over a young Halla, who looks rather unimpressed at whatever bullshit he's throwing at her. Also IM simping over the young Stoick I drew because damn, I'd let him tie me up if he was looking at me like that

Um, Chile✨👁️👄👁️✨ anyways so-

Now here are my designs of the Riders parents when they were younger! I am rather poor at character designing and I am only capable at drawing heads and shoulders constantly (I ain't about no knees, toes or torsos)

So first is Siggy and Nuffnut. Now I've internally redesigned Siggy to be a complete replica of Floki from Vikings because I love him soo much and I just want to write about a character with that personality and humour. I haven't drawn her new style but I will soon, she looks too sane rn. But Nuffnut I like a lot. In all of my AU he dies when the twins are around twelvish I guess, probably in battle or something or other, which is why I think Tuffnut would lock his hair and get piercings to pay tribute to his dad.

Next on the roster is Fishback and Heidi. Fishback is like the opposite to Fishlegs besides their curiosity for knowledge and dragons, and Fishlegs gets his tenderness and all that stuff from his mother. That's really I got for these two.

Then Iric and Eira. Iric cannot cook and has a love for axes that is near obsessive, also the headband he's wearing is the one Astrid wears haha lol bruh. Eira is also a shield-maiden and Astrid is like her carbon copy, except Eira has brown eyes haha lol bruh.

And finally I did Spitelout and Halla. Really, Halla is just Berk's Baddie Bitch and Spitelout is just simp that got lucky.

I didn't do Stoick and Valka because fuck you that's why sorry I'm just really lazy bitch sack me haha lol bruh.

Now this is where you see my obsession over a certain smol man called Snotlout. Ee yikes. He's crying a lot because I am still really over Race to Fireworm island and y'all know the drill that if you have a favourite character, that bitch has got to suffer because you have to use someone to vent on bitch haha lol bruh. Theres two drawings on the same page that contradict each other where it's Spitelout being a good father at the bottom and being an abusive cunt at the top. I both am obsessed over redemption and revenge and I still can't choose which one Spitelout deserves. (Bitch probably revenge but okay)

Also for all the goes out there I did do some Eretlout because that shit is slept on. Hope you like haha lol bruh. Snotlout does give me bratty bottom vibes and is definitely a touch-starved bitch. Eret is also HENCH and Jesus, imagine that voice in the bedroom like oh lord im a boutta bust! Smol touch-starved bitch and Tol British-boi hunk. Proper nice proper bargain

I also gave RTTE Snotlout a redesign. Gave him scars, an emo-fringe and a little pony-tail thing. Haha lol Bruh

My favourite two are definitely Snotlout enjoying a nice flight with hiccup and toothless in back ground. And of course, the angriest picture I've ever drawn- SHEESH boo you mad! Betta be yo daddy you screaming at and I ain't talking about Eret. 👁️👄👁️

And there it is, my shitty fan art page haha lol bruh bye

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SoulGiOh~Black Blood Ryou (comic script)

SCRIPT IS KINDA BASED OFF THE ACTUAL EPISODE.

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Scene One:

~setting is in a "castle" it looks more like a church. Ryou is surrounded by a group of people snarling at him, and Ryou stays still and gently strokes his sword. above the church is Akefia on a broom, giving him "support"~

Akefia: Eat souls~.... Ryou, remember, you are the meister AND the weapon, as one.

Ryou: But their Ka, it's not real yet... I-I can't...

Man 2: Hey! Who are you talking to you little brat?!

Akefia: Hush, have a little faith in yourself... *gently chants, and then black smoke blows from his mouth* You'll become a Ka!

*the smoke drops down into Ryou, giving him a little PING before his eyes widen.

Ryou: ... heheh... *starts laughing maniacally* I am Ka!

Man 1: The hell is wrong with this brat? You can't just walk in our castle like this and expect to not get away from it!!

Ryou: But this is a public place... There is no other place for you in this world, which is why Zorc will eat you. Right? Zorc?

Zorc: *mouth appears on sword and he screeches like a banshee, making everyone cover their ears except Ryou*

Man 2: OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL?!

Man 3: THIS IS HURTING MY EARS AAAAH!

Ryou: *continues laughing* Listen! Has anything really entertaining happened? Heehee~! *throws himself backwards* Hm... was there something else...? Oh yeah. My blood is black...

~Scene ends with the building full of screams, and Akefia is watching, a smirk on his face~

Scene 2

~setting is Malik and Mariku chasing after a Ka on top of a building, they just finished killing him off~

Malik: Yay. Another one down.

Mariku: I'll just eat this in a good old fashion. *he slurps up the soul, afterwards having a satisfied look*

Malik: Hey, I never asked, do souls taste good?

Mariku: Oh hell yeah, but it's really not much of a flavor, it's the texture. It's like fish eggs

Malik: Ew, haha! *suddenly jolts, but Mariku doesn't notice*

Mariku: Ah well I'm ready to head back home, I'll bring my bike, just hop down whenever.

Malik: Wait...

Mariku: Huh? What's wrong?

Malik: *turns towards the "castle" where Ryou is* That building...

Mariku: Hey you know this isn't the time for sight seeing--

Malik: No! I... I feel so many twisted souls in there, I don't know... give me a moment.

Mariku: ...

Malik: I can sense a meister and a weapon in there, at least 50 humans around them.

Mariku: Since when the hell can you do that?

Malik: It's new, I don't know. But this humans are probably those guys we saw earlier.

Mariku: Look just forget it, it's SATURDAY.

Malik: Don't talk so irresponsibly! As members of the DKWMA (Duelist Kingom Weapon Meister Academy ~lel~) we can't just leave this! I have a bad feeling, ok? Trust me.

Mariku: I wasn't saying I didn't trust you... let's go

Scene 2 to scene 3

~it's going to be the "castle" and Malik and Mariku just arrived, standing at the entrance~

Mariku: Heh, gotta love the architecture, it's nice.

Malik: ... Oh my god... *quickly hops off* This doesn't make sense!

Mariku: Not really following you.

~the bell that was ringing stopped~

Malik: It's... gone...

Mariku: Yeah, the bell stopped.

Malik: No. Those humans in there... all of them just were gone in an instant. (he opens the door, seeing Ryou all by himself)

Ryou: Hm? Oh, the door opened.

Mariku: Why is he alone? It's just him. Where's his partner?

Malik: I don't get it...

Zorc: Akefia, some other people arrived.

Ryou: Zorc, keep it down... Shh.

Malik: I am telling you there's a meister and a weapon soul in front of us... in, other words, there's a weapon inside that boy.

Mariku: *frowns and turns into his battle axe, giving himself to Malik* Ok what do you mean there's a weapon in that guy?

Malik: Shh, I think it's going to come out.

Ryou: *after a long pause he suddenly starts to scream in pain, crying a little (Malik of course is like: :0) and eventually-

Zorc: *he rises out of Ryou's back, taking form. he then proceeds to kinda beating him up*

Ryou: Stop. That hurts. Ow! Hey, stop, stop pinching my nose, you're hurting my nose / STOP, THATS ENOUGH STOP HURTING ME!

Zorc: Hey hey hey easy. Don't get me wrong you look scary like that.

Malik: It... talks... look, it seems like you killed the humans that were in here, are you apart of the DKWMA?

Ryou: Huh? What's the DKWMA? He said it was ok if we ate the souls... I-I'm sorry... I'm not really good at talking to other people...

Malik: Ygh... For a weapon and it's meister... Eating human souls is forbidden. And for that, that IS punishable!!

Zorc: His soul looks pretty good, so let's do this.

Ryou: Hm... ok...

Zorc: *morphs into a black sword*

Malik: The black thing, it turned into his weapon?

Ryou: ... *charges, dragging the sword on the floor*

Mariku: WATCH OUT, THE FLOOR.

Malik: EEP! *he blocks the sword on the ground with Mariku* Why you little...! * he then punches Ryou in the face*

Ryou: Ow... why are you hitting me too...?

Malik: *strikes at Ryou, but he dodges, so he strikes again and kicks him to the ground*

Mariku: FINISH HIM!

Malik: *battle cry before the sound of a cut is heard, cutting to Akefia again on the broom*

Akefia: ... Heheh... fool, you can't slice my boy like that...

Ryou: *the battle axe is through his body, but he's not dead, he just looks at Malik confused* Not with a hit like that... *he is bleeding his black blood*

Malik: Black... blood...?

Ryou: Hm? Yeah, my blood is black.

Malik: *gasps and takes a leap backwards*

Mariku: What the hell is wrong with his body? Why isn't he dead?

Malik: I think I know... The weapon itself is made of his blood, kinda why I was able to cut through his skin, but the blood hardened before the blade could hit his blood vessels...

Mariku: Is there anyway to do anything to him?

Malik: Maybe, the odds are too great against us, but maybe we could try doing some internal damage...

-meanwhile-

Akefia: Ryou, why are you going easy on them?

Ryou: I-I wanted to be polite, I don't know...

Akefia: Heheh, how silly of you... I think you should kill them.

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Mariku: What the hell is wrong with that guy? Who's he talking to?

Ryou: *giggles a little* Oh so I can kill them? Heehee! I didn't know. *sighs* Zorc. *he holds up his sword and faces the "face" at Malik and Mariku* Symphony Scream.

Zorc: *grins and proceeds to scream very loudly, causing Malik to stun and growl*

Ryou: *charges at them with his blood, and Malik blocks*

Mariku: SHIT WATCH OUT. GUARD.

Ryou: *charges at them and Malik blocks, but then..*

Mariku: *Ryou has cut him, and the axe starts to bleed* FUCK...!!!

Malik: MARIKU! UGH YOU LITTLE...!!! *he kicks Ryou away, looking down at Mariku* God are you ok?!

Mariku: Ugh, don't worry about it! Either way I'm prepared to die!

Ryou: *watches them with a creepy stare, before Zorc screams again*

Malik: Shit... I-I can't do anything, I can't guard, I can't do any damage to him... I screwed up...

Ryou: *giggles slightly before striking at Malik, and he keeps dodging*

Mariku: Malik?! Stop! Just fight back!

Malik: *keeps dodging*

Mariku: MALIK!!

Malik: I can't guard, at all, Mariku will just get hurt more, the best I can do is just run...

Mariku: MALIK WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! FIGHT BACK!

Malik: I CANT! YOU'LL GET HURT! *bumps into the door* The exit! *he smashes against the door, but it wouldn't budge* WHYYY??

Ryou: Hm... that didn't work out didn't it?

Malik: *his face is terrified, he has nowhere to go* Oh no...

Ryou: You have to get a good grip of things around you... The doors open inwards... *raises sword and he strikes*

Mariku: MALIK! GUARD!

Malik: NO! YOU'LL GET--

Ryou: *swings his sword, and then everything is black...

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Mariku: *isnt an axe anymore, he's in his "human form". He is cut open, bleeding a lot. He was guarding Malik...*

Malik: MARIKU!!!!!

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Akefia: Now, Ryou... finish them. Kill them, and eat their souls.

Ryou: Okay.

Malik: *holding bleeding Mariku in his arms, crying* No... Mariku...

Mariku: You dumbass. Hurry, and get out of here...!

Ryou: *slowly walking towards them* Ok then... *raises sword*

Malik: I-I'm sorry Mariku, this is all my fault...

Ryou: Okie~die.

Malik: *gasps and hides in fear*

Ryou: *doesn't swing* ... Wh-What? What happened? My body...!

Malik: ... Huh...?

Ryou: *has been pierced in the belly by another kind of weapon, and then he is kicked around the floor* AAAYE-HA-AHAHAHAH. *now he is across the room*

Bakura: *shows himself, frowning*

Malik: ? So... the blade is...

Ishizu: *changes back into human form* Sister is here!

Malik: Please tell me, is Mariku going to be ok.

Bakura: Not if we're quick enough, he's in really serious danger.

Ishizu: Hey, he didn't see me!

*they all look at Ryou*

Ryou: *slowly stands up*

Zorc: *appears in chibi* A little thank you would be nice for hardening the blood for you.

Ryou: ... Thank you.

Zorc: VERY. MUCH. *starts to beat up Ryou*

Ryou: Ow! V-Very much! Owowowowow!

Malik: Wait... So... who are those guys? I've never seen anything like them before.

Bakura: They're the reason why the DKWMA was formed.

Malik: ... What...? So is he Ka?

Bakura: Not entirely, but, we call him the Demon Sword. Pegasus brought me back in the academy to stop him, and of course your sister was my weapon. Ah... now, let's finish what we started shall we?

Ishizu: Yeah. *changes into her scythe*

Zorc: *still bullying Ryou* Quit screwing around! Or else I'll have to start waking you up every hour again!

Ryou: No! Then I'll have dark circles! You know how much I hate dark circles they're annoying! Oww!!

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Akefia: Hm... the DKWMA's greatest meister and Death scythe... let's see how long Ryou can last against those two... Ryou. Get them!

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Ishizu: Heh, how long as it been since we've teamed up?

Bakura: Well, we both got older.

Ishizu: Well, I am Malik's sister now!

Zorc: UGH JUST GO ALREADY!

Ryou: Owww!!! Ok ok!

Zorc: *retreats*

Ryou: Aaaahhh! *charges*

-To be continued ;0-

hurraaaay. ill make it a priority to make this into a comic asap! I'm very excited about this!!!