#this isn't a fucking dating profile- right? - [ ryden canon ]

[rydenkeller]

i was thinking about how ryden loves the smell of a fire. like, campfire, specifically. and the scent of normal fires just make him anxious, because of his job. he’s an interesting guy.

[rydenkeller]

also though, way late pride month reminder that this bitch is a panromantic/pansexual switch and 100% a fucking disaster.

[rydenkeller]

ry works part time at a bar (verse decides- in chicago verses, he works down shifts at molly’s. a random bar for the two 911 verses) so like. if you need a way to meet him. and don’t want it tragic. just slide on over to where he is slinging, dancing and probably flirting.

[rydenkeller]

now you’re talking:  Pineapple 100% belongs on pizza

   “ my go-to is pineapple, pepperoni & jalapenos. “

[rydenkeller]

nonnie has a death wish and said: Cats are way better than dogs, Ryden...

   “ it’s cool, you’re allowed to be like... way fuckin’ wrong. just don’t bring that bullshit into my fuckin’ house, hu? because here, the superior creature is a little pitty missin’ one of his eyes and i ain’t entertaining any fuckin’ replacements, cool? “

[rydenkeller]

character  truths.

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bold –   ALWAYS  ⁄  OFTEN | italic   –   SOMETIMES

001.   smoking:  the  action  or  habit  of  inhaling  &  exhaling  the  smoke  of  tobacco  or  a  drug.

002.   binge drinking:  the consumption of an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time.

003.   drug  abuse:  the  habitual  taking  of  illegal  drugs.

004. nail  biting:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  anxiety / tension.

005.  lip  biting:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  anxiety / tension.

006.   night  owl:  a  person  who  is  habitually  active  or  wakeful  at  night.

007.   early bird:  a person who rises ,  arrives ,  or acts before  the usual or expected time.

008.   negative attitudes:  a  philosophy  of  approaching  life  with criticism & pessimism.

009.   positive  attitude:  a  philosophy  of  approaching  life  with  optimism  &  confidence.

010.   swearing:  the  use  of  offensive  language.

011.   superstitious:  an  irrational  belief  that  an  object  ,  action  ,  or  circumstance  not  logically  related  to  a  course  of  events  influences  its  outcome.

012.   inspecting  fingernails:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  boredom.

013.  scratching  your  neck:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  uncertainty.

014.  foot  &  finger  tapping:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  stress  /  impatience.

015.   nose  touch:  a  subtle  body  language  sign  of  deceit.

016.   flipping  hair:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  craving  attention.

017.   twirling  hair:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  flirtation.

018.   cracking  knuckles:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  readiness.

019.   hands  behind  back:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  confidence.

020.   finger  pointing:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  authority.

021. hands  on  hips:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  readiness.

022.  hands  in  pockets:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  mistrust  /  reluctance.

023.   frequent  touch:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  warmth  /  familiarity.

024.  throat  –  clearing:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  rejection / doubt.

025.  jaw  –  clenching:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  hostility.

026.  eye  –  rolling:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  irritation.

027.  head  –  tilt:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  interest.

028.   whistling:  to  emit  high  –  pitched  sound  by  forcing  breakthrough  a  small  hole  between  one’s  lips  or  teeth;  usually  to  a  tune.

029.  humming:  make  a  low  ,  steady  continuous  sound  like  that  of  a  bee  ;  usually  to  a  tune.

030.  perfectionism:  refusal  to  accept  any  standard  short  of  perfection.

031.   photographic  memory:  the  ability  to  remember  information  or  visual  images  in  great  detail.

032.   paranoia:  a  mental  condition  characterized  by  delusions  of  persecution  ,  unwarranted  jealousy  ,  or  exaggerated  self  -  importance  ,  typically  worked  into  an  organized  system.

033. exaggeration:  a  statement  that  represents  something  as  better  or  worse  than  it  really  is.

034. intuitive:  using  or  based  on  what  one  feels  to  be  true  even  without  conscious  reasoning;  instinctive.

035.  quick  –  witted:  showing  or  characterized  by  an  ability  to  think  or  respond  quickly  &  effectively.

036.   interrupting:  breaking  the  continuity  of  a  conversation  with  one’s  own  statements.

037.   doodling:  to  scribble  or  make  rough  drawings,  absentmindedly.

038.  irritable:  having  or  showing  a  tendency  to  be  easily  annoyed.

039.   gambling:  to  play  games  of  chance  for  money;  bet.

040.   travel  –  sick:  suffering  from  nausea  caused  by  the  motion  of  a  moving  vehicle ,  boat ,  or  aircraft.

041.  sensitive:  having  or  displaying  a  quick  &  delicate  appreciation  of  others’  feelings.

042.  melancholy:  a  feeling  of  pensive  sadness,  typically  with  no  obvious  cause.

043.   chewing  gum:  the  exercise  of  chewing  flavored  gum  which  is  not  intended  for  swallowing.

044. fidgeting:  to  make  small  movements  ,  especially  of  the  hands  &  feet  ,  through  nervousness  or  impatience

045. skeptical:  not  easily  convinced;  having  doubts  or  reservations.

046.   neat  –  freak:  compulsively  obsessed  with  cleanliness.

047.   gossiping:  divulging  personal  information  about  others.

048.   prim:  feeling  or  showing  disapproval  of  anything  regarded  as  improper;  stiffly  correct.

049.  abbreviating:  giving  others  nicknames  /  shortening  names  /  giving  pet  names.

050.   having  a  catchphrase:  having  a  sentence  or  phrase  typically  associated  with  a  specific  person.

tagged by: no one. i stole it from anakin bc he keeps calling me a bully

tagging: steal if from me you cowards

[rydenkeller]

you’re trying to get him in shit, hu?:  Favourite firehouse?

   “ i’m new to the 118. so i am gonna go off bias and say the 126. austin is home. and it will always be my home. i respect what cap was going for, and i am grateful for a new start... but i am gonna miss my family in austin something crazy. “

[rydenkeller]

preaching to the motherfucking choir:  'pitties are aggressive' is such bullshit right?

  “ any fuckin’ breed has the ability to snap the fuck out and be a danger. wanna know how rosco lost his eye? they wanted him to fight. and my soft ass ‘dangerous’ dog refused. so they popped him upside his head with a fuckin’ 2x4 and the impact ruptured his eye. know what this blood thirsty monster did seconds after they ruined his eye? gave them kisses an’ fuckin’ forgave them. i’m more dangerous than my pit bull is. “

[rydenkeller]

tell me why he is sitting here singing i can take your man if i want to.  ryden. i. you fucking EXHAUST ME.

[rydenkeller]

someone asked me what ryden is like.  he is the kind of guy who buys airpods, then dances like a stripper on the pole in the station house to the doja cat he has blaring on the airpods, just because he can.  he’s a lot like that.

[rydenkeller]

nonnie wants to know:  Boobs or butts?

  “ the thing about asses... is that it’s less gender specific. anyone can have a great ass. i am all about appreciating a nice ass. “

[rydenkeller]

nonnie wants to know:  If you had to change career again, what would you do?

   “ i --- seriously have no idea. i lucked into firefighting after i processed out. it’s not much different, you know? i’m still serving my community, i still get my adrenaline fix. i don’t know how to sit still. how to not being doing something useful, i was never made for that life. i’d have to think about that. “

[rydenkeller]

nonnie asked:  Rock climbing or scuba diving?

   “ the SEAL in me feels obligated to say scuba diving. the reckless psycho in me wants to say rock climbing. let’s go with depends on the day and who i am with. “

[rydenkeller]

nonnie asked:  vodka or tequila?

  “ depends on the day and why i’m drinking. most days i don’t have a preference. drunk is drunk and good with me. “

[rydenkeller]

he’s puzzled:  Sheep or cows?

  “ i prefer steak... so i guess... cows? “