#this is why I'm into criminals (fictional) i guesss

[aixeko]

Lowkey giggling every time I remember that a Russian woman hacked my account and all I did was ask if she wants to marry/fuck me. She was blonde, around her late 20-30s and gorgeous like how couldn't I?

I got ghosted of course and bbg literally LEFT my account, like wow, they said the worst someone could say is 'no' but my Russian baby proves otherwise. 😞

Although, I did track down her exact location, business, and phone number because like you're in MY account. Did I do anything? Hell nah, I wanted her BAD. I love technology, it's so silly because why were you the one who possibly got traumatized instead of me. [ I asked her to fuck/marry me in my native language, chinese, russian and english. Multilingual and ready to mingle. ]

If she ever decides to hack my account again I'm waiting with open arms, like darling I can treat you better than your husband.

This was a couple years ago, it's like an annual thing for me now to think about it at least once per year. People still laughs about the situation and I can't help but join them because I was thirsting rather than trying to get her out of my account LMFAOOO.