#this is very very sibling culture but five is also a garbage human who'd do this to ANYONE he's staying with lmfao

[tempportal]

open starter. mutuals only.

"Let's review the golden rule of roommates, shall we?" Five shoots them a snarky, sharp-edged smile over the chipped rim of his coffee cup. "If it isn't visibly marked with your name, or stored in your designated space, it's not yours — and thus, it's rightfully considered fair game for anyone else who finds it."

He takes a long, slow sip of his scalding-hot coffee, stuffing his empty hand in his pocket and leaning loosely back against the kitchen counter, mostly to make sure they see how much of a shit he really doesn't give about this entire conversation. "It's your own damn fault you didn't lay claim to the last Pop-Tart, anyway. Go out and get more if it's so important to you."