#this is very unserious 1am thoughts plz don't make this blow up

[fuel-me-coffee]

How boopable are the aeons??

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Xipe (Harmony) – very boopable, u get to boop them 3 times, one for each head!! Triple boop!!!

Yaoshi (Abundance) – also boopable, ask for permission to boop and you shall receive!! You also cannot escape being booped back, those 6 arms are there for a reason.

Nanook (Destruction)–booping them is technically possible. The consequences are for u to discover if you're brave enough ((the author thinks it's totally worth it))

Lan (Hunt) – we're going into questionable territory. They wear a helmet/mask, but do they actually have a face?? They have a diamond-like shape on their helmet, the center of that could count as a nose probably. Might hunt you down to revenge boop back.

Fuli (Remembrance) – their possession of a face is questionable too. Regardless, this boop will go down in history.

Aha (Elation) – literally 80% of their head is missing. They will probably find your attempts amusing af and might boop you instead. Or pull one of their countless pranks.

Nous (Erudition) – is a computer that looks like the amalgamation of Wheatley and the villain from Wall-E. Why.

Qlipoth (Preservation) – while I don't think they would be opposed to the idea of being booped, their face appears to be a scorching hot star. Since they are an Aeon of preservation maybe they can figure out a way for you to boop them without any major injuries, but proceed at your own risk.

IX (Nihility) – look, I understand. I want to boop them too. But they are quite literally a black hole.