#this is sooooo freakin g good. omg.

[fine-feathered-fiend]

Shameless 4x01 Live-Blogging

Okay so I had three drinks and I am READY

@sassybellamyblake​ @drelllassassinn Tagging you guys because I love you 

I’m considering adding those time stamp things but idk if I wanna pause and do that (I decided to do it)

Alright, spoilers are under the cut (obviously), let’s freakin do this!

HERE WE GO

1:00- This flashback is fucking killing me

3:10- Debbie’s wearing makeup omggg

3:30- Just realized the title is called “Simple Pleasures” (or some shit)

4:10- LIAM IS SO BIG OMG

5:00- Okay but I’d pee off a balcony if I could

5:20- LIP IS AT COLLEGE OMFG YESSS

6:00- FUCK YESS SHEILAS HERE I LOVE SHEILA

6:50- Damn Debbie chill tf out

8:00- As always, i fucking love Kevin and V

9:10- Awww I miss Jimmy :(

10:00- Aaaaaand there’s Frank

11:00- AHHHHH MICKEY

12:00- AHHHHH LIP

12:30- Is he fucking playing Minecraft??

13:40- Fucking Carl man

14:30- Fiona mouthing “I’m not kidding” lmfaooo

15:30- DEBBIE IS SO GROWN UP OMFGGG

**currently halfway through drink #4**

18:10- Ahhhh I do love Mike although I totally miss Jimmysteve

18:40- As always, i fucking love Sheila

19:15- Is Frank dying? I think he’s dying

19:40- Theyre just dumping him in the bathroom lmfaooo

20:00- Is Debbie’s friend pregnant?? Jesus arent they like 12??

20:35- Omfg I used to play that dance game ALLLL the time. And I can promise that it got me exactly zero boys

21:20- I too like seducing boys with my hot dance moves

22:10- LIP IS MY SON

22:30- I gotta get me a school job

23:10- Did Lip learn Spanish?? Of fucking course he did

24:30- I actually feel kinda bad for Frank

**I am so trashed I stg**

25:15- NO DEBBIE HES WAY TOO OLD FOR YOU DONT DO IT

25:30- Lip: “GOD FOR CHRISTSAKE JUST FUCK HER”  I fucking lov Lip

26:30- FUCK YES MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS HELL YEAH DEBBIE YOU KNOW WHATS UP

27:00- Loving the Debbie and Fiona parallels

27:50- CARL IS TWELVE?????? WHAT THE FUCK OKAY SO DEBBIE IS GOTTA BE 13 OR 14

28:50- Frank no why you gotta be a piece of shit alcoholic

29:40- OH SHIT IS V PREGNANT???????

30:15- Kevin’s hair is glorious

**Fourth drink down**

**Im not gonna puke what are you talking about**

**Im totally fine**

30:40- OH SHIT SHES PREGNANT YESSSS

31:00- School lunch lol welcome to my world

31:45- I FUCKING LOVE SHEILA

32:20- OH MY GOD MICKEY IS AT THE ALIBI I LOVE HIM

32:50- THEY NEED A UNION OH MY GOD

33:10- AHHHHHHH MICKEY ASKING ABOUT IAN WRECK ME IM WRECKED

33:50- Kevin is such a sweetheart I love him

34:40- VERONICA IS DEFINITELY PREGNANT OML YESSSS

36:00- Fiona: “What’s a 401-K”  Same Fiona, same

**Walking is EXTREMELY hard**

**I can’t believe people drive like this???**

**For the record, I’m totally blaming Prozac for my lack of tolerance here**

**I mean it’s super great at making me not wanna die but otherwise my alcohol tolerance is G O N E which is annoying**

**That meme of "you don't know how drunk you are until you're sitting on the toilet" is SUPER true omfg**

**I just choked on my own spit omfg help**

37:00- This TA is a dick omg

38:05- Ohhhh shittt Lip's not used to college and not being the best. I feel my guy. I feel

38:10- DONT DROP THE CLASS LIP YOU CAN DO IT

38:49- Omfg is Stan dead????

40:20- I wonder if my dad would die if he stopped drinking? I feel like he might

**That was personal sorry guys**

**I mean I don't give a shit but if you guys do I'm sorry**

41:45- DEBBIE WHY WOULD YOU WEAR HEELS THEY HURT

43:10- Is Sheila cleaning on her own volition??

43:15- OMFG SHE IS

43:20- I LOVE SHEILA

43:50- IS FRANK SHOVING WINE UP HIS ASS???

43:55- OF COURSE HE IS

44:40- These frozen people are actually kinda cool

45:20- Awwwwwww Mandy poor Mandy

45:25- Mandy is still a good egg

46:00- NOOOOOOO POOR MICKEY NOOOOOOO

46:30- HES JERKING TO HIS PICTURE LMFAO BUT ALSO IM SAD

46:50- NOOOOOO HE PUNCHED THE MIRROR NOOOOOOO NO NO NO NOOOOO

48:30- Mike: *right after having sex* "That was great, thank you:"  I mean I know you're being polite but could you BE more awkward??

49:00- Awww Mike offering to finish the job thats nice

49:30- Fiona has amazing tits

49:35- I'm definitely bi

50:10- Debbie: "I love Panda Express"  Same Debbie, same

51:25- Kev and V are legit OTP goals relationship goals all that shit

51:50- Awwww Debbie looks so grown up in heels

52:25- OH MY GOD SHE DROPPED THE NEWS YESSSSSS

52:50- I LOVE KEV AND V SO MUCH

53:25- Frank: "If you don't use lubrication you get blisters. Believe me, I know." Oh Christ Frank

54:25- Aww poor baby Liam

54:40- Oh fuck Frank is coughing up blood?!?!?!

//EPISODE IS CONCLUDED//

Thoughts: In all a pretty good episode! I mean I love pretty much all episodes of Shameless, but I feel like this one did a pretty good job of summarizing everything and catching us all up. I’m still sooooo happy that Lip is in college and I’m really hoping that this works out for him. I’m torn between feeling bad for Frank and feeling like he's getting what he deserves (I really do love to hate and hate to love Frank.) Things seem to be going well for Fiona, which makes me nervous since it feels like they might be setting us up to be sad. Debbie’s new storyline is worrying me, but I’ll just have to wait and see how that one turns out. It was really weird not seeing Ian at all, and even weirder that Fiona doesn’t seem all that worried?? Idk, I miss Ian and want him back.

Rating: 8/10, good but not amazing from what I can remember

Thanks for checking this out! :)