#this is so stupid but i can't stop thinking about it alskjsdfs

[lloydfrontera]

wait rakiel asking damian to work for him as his escort and damian thinking he means. the other kind of escort.

and listen it's not really the first job damian had in mind to be quite honest. but like. being the crown prince's lover sounds like it'd pay really well.

so he says yes. and then spends a couple of days really confused about why his highness isn't. doing anything. does he want damian to initiate. he doesn't think he can do that. it's the crown prince there's gotta be laws about that right??

and eventually he does bring it up to ask about it but unfortunately he's dealing with a chronic liar who will run with whatever bullshit excuse falls into his lap as long as it helps him get what he wants. and rakiel really fucking wants to keep damian at his side as safe as possible and he doesn't know how to clarify the misunderstanding in a way that won't make damian run for the mountains out of sheer embarrassment. so. looks like he now has a lover. oh god.