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[swordmaid]

☕ things that make you nope outta fics

send me a ☕️ and a topic and I’ll talk about how I feel about it

honestly i think i’ve been pretty vocal about the stuff that i dislike in fics. obviously this isn’t an attack to the authors that writes these kind of things. its simply not my cup of tea and the fic isn’t written for me so whenever i come across it i just simple leave LOL. im gonna be talking abt JB fics here bc thats what ive been reading for the past months, anyway !!!!!!! 

* i don’t like when JB happens while jc is still happening or jaime still has feelings for cersei. i get that he still has them to SOME degree, but when he’s constantly comparing brienne to her it’s kind of annoying to read. i also see jaime as a monogamous dude so i don’t think he’ll want to two time between two women whether it’s bc of the plot or what. and honestly even if she does have feelings for him, i don’t think brienne will voluntarily sign up to be a side hoe if she knows that he has something going on for someone else. 

* i don’t like JB with another person. addam is the popular choice and so far i don’t really know if there’s any fics i like with them three ( i read a few to see what its all abt !! ) i DO like jaime/brienne/hyle trio but i like it at the point where hyle is only used as someone who makes jaime jealous and JB is end game whilst hyle is alone somewhere with his hand. i talked abt this before i think but i see JB’s bond with each other as something that’s VERY deep and i don’t think another person will be able to connect with them the way they do with each other. also, i just don’t like it LOL skssksksksk i just want to read about loving each other without someone else involved ok!!!! god!!!! 

* when angst happens for angst’s sake. it gets really tiring to read for me especially if there’s no breaks in between or the angst just appears out of the blue. in the same vein, i don’t really like when im reading something that’s enemies to lovers, but they kind of cleared off the ‘enemies’ part (they reached an understanding) and theres no reason for them to be hostile to each other anymore but they kind of are for the sake of the trope. it makes the relationship feel inorganic and i rather prefer the story to progress in it’s own pace rather than throwing in these unnecessary plot points that are uncalled for and appears out of nowhere 

* when the word ‘yah’ is used instead of ‘yeah’ it throws me out of the loop smmmmmmm 

* i also don’t like brienne with somebody else than jaime ):

* when noncon happens and it ISN’T TAGGED !!! or there’s no warnings for it !!!!! like PLEASE tag it oh my god i actually read one before and it wasn’t tagged and i closed the tab SO FAST. like if u want to write that kind of content go ahead but please put warnings and tag it !! it’s not a fun surprise !!