#this is really long so rip mobile i'm sorrg

[bullywug]

i had an adventure in my dreams last night

i was on a school trip with my entire class, and we we’re split off into s couple groups with no chaperone. in my group were two of my irl friends, shi-long la////ng, yos///uke hanamura, and yuugi mu///tou.

this field trip involved going to some sort of anime convention that took place at a school. it was pretty cool – they had a bunch i had never seen before, and it was a good time.

until yami yuugi fucking stole a hatsu///ne miku figurine and, upon confrontation, killed the goddamn booth guy by challenging him to a penalty game involving magic the gathering and buzzsaws.

now, in this dream, this weird eclectic group of friends cared about each other a lot. “we can’t let yuugi go to jail,” we all agreed. “we have to help him escape.”

so we split off into groups. i was with yosuke for some god forsaken reason, and we were to distract the security near the back exit. we thought the best way to do this was to *shove* one of them. unfortunately, the guy lost his balance, stumbled back, and fell – only to be impaled by a cosplayer’s replica of that fucking trident thing from evangelion.

so now someone else is dead. this is really bad.

yosuke and i each purchase walkie talkies that, luckily, everybody else has already bought. we communicate with each other through it. my two friends are stuck in a bathroom stall together, too afraid to come out. yami has already killed, like, six more people, and yuugi is really distraught. this is bad.

so we navigate throughout the con (which for some reason has morphed from “con” to “amusement park” – for sake of… drama, i guess) by ourselves m//etal gear-like, wary of security. we haven’t been caught, but we are unable to escape, no matter what we try.

eventually, the field trip is over, and we’re supposed to return to the bus. we all think this is our chance to make it, so we all hurry there – only to see it surrounded by police, who are checking to make sure the murderers don’t leave this way.

at this point, yosuke says to us, “i’ve caused you enough trouble,” which all of us kind of ??? at. point is, he takes off all his clothes and streaks right in front of the police in order to distract them. it works, but he’s caught. a heroic sacrifice.

using the distraction, the rest of us get into the bus. i take to the wheel, and start fast and furious-ing it the fuck out of there (with, you know, the rest of my peers and my teachers screaming like fucking banshees in the rest of the bus). we’re pursued by police vehicles.

they’re gaining on us quickly. “there’s nothing i can do,” i reasoned. “this is it. this is the sacrifice i want to make.” so i ran the bus off the nearest bridge, killing everybody instantly.

but THEN, IT WAS REVEALED, THAT THIS WAS ALL JUST… A DREAM. IN A DREAM. rather, this was actually a fanfic i had been working on for a very long time. i posted the last chapter, checked for comments. there were none. as per usual.

And Then I Woke Up