#this is probably the best boris I've ever done tbh

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total number of ao3 works: 46

total ao3 word count: 711,629

fandoms i’ve written for: my main two have been it (specifically fem losers club) and hatchetfield, but i've also written and published fics for dungeons and daddies, mphfpc, 25th annual putnam county spelling bee, and stranger things

top five fics by kudos:

(i swear) i will die trying

it's like hearing a ticking sound coming from unmarked packages (something isn't right here)

Locked and Loaded (oh so devoted)

slurpees are a love language (prove me wrong)

Forgotten Familiarity

do i respond to comments?: i realllly, really try to! i sometimes dont have the spoons to right away and then forget about having written a fic entirely but then i feel So Bad when i realize

what has the most angst ridden ending?: most of my endings are either sickingly sacchrine because i cant help myself or just vaugely ominous but all that you feel is only real (if you decide it inside) is prettty rough (or this oneshot where stan and richie are trapped in a lab tbh)

what has the happiest ending?: Life (even infinite) Still Must Have Life In It is my baby girl and i refused to give her anything less than the sappiest softest shit in the WORLD to ME (Family Road Trip is a close second tho)

have i received hate?: nope! thank god!

do i write smut? if so, what kind?: not that i've publishhheeddd but mostly it's just vauge fluffy shit as a writing exercise

do i write crossovers?: i have but i've never really published any? i was writing for the losers club in like 2017 so theres a COUPLE stranger things crossovers in my drive as was required by law at the time (including one EXTENSIVE finn wolfhard cinematic universe boris-mike-fem!richie as siblings au that periodically haunts me) crossovers are a big 'write a fic in my head as i daydream' guilty pleasure tho tbh

have i ever had a fic stolen?: yup! they pretty much word for word copied an entire one shot as a first chapter and it's still updating dfhkjsl i read it sometimes because i find it fucking hilarious

have i ever had a fic translated?: not that i know of?

have i ever co-written a fic?: nope, but tbh with some of the conversations me and @haaawaiianshirt had about the losers club they probably should have gotten a writing credit on like,,, several

a WIP i’ll never finish?: ...,,.,,.. most of my it ones :( i REFUSE to leave my cinderella richie one unfinished, and I think about the descendants au a lot, but the rest are,,,, pretty doomed and it makes me very sad

writing strengths: characterization! i feel the most confident in my ability to figure out character voice/habits and it's def what i get the most compliments on,,, also i like to think im very funny

writing weaknesses: mmmmm honestly basic grammer and spelling fdhjklk and killing my darlings, i will force shit in just because i like it no matter how little it works (and tbh just DOING it-- i have a lot of trouble maintaining a consistent writing schedule or inspiration)

do i like foreign language dialogue?: i really like the vibe of it if it's done well/realistically but i dont write it (mostly because the only other language i know is ASL which,,.,. does not work like that)

first fandom i wrote for: Miss Peregrines Home for Peculiar Children! (that i've published-- i do think i wrote a couple newsies fanfics in 5th grade that have been lost to time and deleted school drive accounts)

favorite fic I've written: oooohhhh mmmmmm Life (even infinite) Still Must Have Life In It might win that one but i do think that Don’t Worry, It Was Just A Dream! (so then why are you screaming?) is by far my best

mmgmgmmmmmmmm no pressure tag to @pinetree-in-hatchetfield? if you would like to?? and also anyone tbh if i know u and u write fic then please take this as a tagging,,,. brain too sleepy to think of mutuals who write

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tagged by @starstruckodysseys !!

total number of ao3 works: 16

total ao3 word count: 71,918

fandoms i’ve written for: dimension 20, 911, jatp, hatchetfield, Beetlejuice, stranger things

top five fics by kudos:

like a drum my heart never stops beating for you

the journey from locker neighbors to best friends

I'll find you in the next timeline

forever in our debt

The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known (By the Ghost Attached to You)

do i respond to comments?: not usually, which i feel bad about tbh, but. you know how it is. i do genuinely appreciate each and every one and i reread them constantly, if that means anything <3

what has the most angst ridden ending?: uhhhh probably forever in our debt, and even then idk if I'd count it bc it's also vaguely optimistic in a 'we'll get through this together' kinda thing. I love me some good angst but I hate leaving the characters in a bad place, so, uh, ig the real answer is my unfinished wips 😬😬

what has the happiest ending?: augh like I said earlier it's hard to say bc I like to end all my fics on some form of a happy ending. i suppose the journey from locker neighbors to best friends is the least angst ridden and leaves off on the happiest note, though I feel bad I've only been noting my fics that are in my top 5, I have other fics of mine I like lol

have i received hate?: not that i’m aware of!

do i write smut? if so, what kind?: nah I'm too ace for that sorry

do i write crossovers?: not yet, but I do have a leverage/librarians crossover that's been sitting in my wips for forever, and at some point I think it'd be very fun to write a quangle style fic

have i ever had a fic stolen?: not that i’m aware of!

have i ever had a fic translated?: nope

have i ever co-written a fic?: yea! my one Beetlejuice fic Lydia Gets Vehicularly Manslaughtered I wrote with @wizisbored. its only got the one chapter and I feel bad about it every day, but it's quite a fun and gory chapter 🫡🫡

a WIP i’ll never finish?: fuuuucckkk i really hate to say there are wips I wont finish, there's a reason I don't write many mulitchaps, AND a reason why I made The Legendary Undeaths of the Photosynthekids a one shot in a series, making it a self contained story while also leaving room to write more in that world. i feel really bad for saying this, but prob my jatp wips. i love them both dearly and would love to finish them one day but I haven't thought about jatp in a hot sec, and don't know if I see myself revisiting the series enough to want to finish a wip. i could change my mind one day, but alas, here we are.

writing strengths: uhhhh idk ive been complimented on my descriptions which is nice

writing weaknesses: a weird mash of dialogue and characterization. at the very least it's smth I worry about a lot bc its a deal breaker for me as a reader.

do i like foreign language dialogue?: i mean. as a concept yes? i don’t write it bc I speak a singular language, so.

first fandom i wrote for: first fandom ever was I think a very crappy avengers/pjo crossover I wrote in a notebook I still have lol. first fandom on ao3 was I believe hatchetfield and jatp since I dumped all my fics from tumblr onto a03 once I decided to actually get an account.

favorite fic i’ve written: ooo ok let's see I really like The Legendary Undeaths of the Photosynthekids, my undead (ish) bad kids au and I had a lot of fun with it, plus like I said I'm cooking more in this au. i also like my stobin fics, idk what was in the brain sauce when I wrote those, but smth definitely possessed me to write some good stuff lmao

tagging @brionysea @awigglycultist @thedragonemperess @lucy-frostblades and anyone else who wants to!!!