#this is probably incoherent but it is extremely funny to me so idc

[no-1-rosalind-lang-apologist]

What if I said that the part of FHH where Silas’s mom is like ugh so many social calls you’re 18 you should be getting married 🙄✋ and he’s like omg Priest ! haha !! is like in SOC when Inej has a flashback to her parents telling her that someday a boy will learn her favorite flower or whatever and she squints at Kaz like uhh yeahhh ok what if I said that what then

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general thoughts on the YV characters because i love them (mostly)!!! this will be very incoherent and disorganized

literally so handsome, love of my life (one of them at least) a My Melody AND Kuromi aesthetic??? adorable, perfect, so cute!!! i feel like he listens to city pop, he’d love Bay City 💃🕺💃🕺💃 i also have a sweet tooth so that’s makes him even better!! i wanna kiss him on the cheek ���♡

his looks are deceiving!! in a good way tho, he is secretly very soft and cute (don’t tell anyone else tho) i’d let him ramble to me about cryptids and enjoy every second of it. probably loves buzzfeed unsolved, i’ll binge it with him <3 overall sweet boy and deserves the world 💞💞

ah miss mama jessie, honestly i’m very conflicted about her! made some real detrimental choices (to say the least), but judging by her audio i feel like that apology was genuine. gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss ig, but i still don’t know how to feel

aww the skrunkly 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 little tinepsy 🥰🥰 honestly just doing his best which is very much appreciated!! i wanna pinch his cheek like a grandma and hold his hand ♡♡ also it’s funny watching al and seth pick on him

as smelly as he is an asshole (a lot) would most definitely blow smoke in my face and NOT apologize. now that i think about it, the cigarette smoke mixed with the cheap and plastic cologne is probably even more foul 😭😭 doesn’t deserve to be around people, please leave🤢

very pretty, with very silky hair at that! but i feel the same way about auron as i do dio brando- like i’d (very respectfully) kiss the back of his hand and then immediately leave, out of his sight, never coming back. i can only admire him from an extremely far distance. business people in general are kinda not it

he’s a little shit, but he’s OUR little shit. probably has really good taste in media, literally listens to vocaloid (he told me himself). space aesthetics are always so pretty!! also overwhelmingly fluffy hair that i wanna ruffle. probably just needs someone to vent to and i’m here for that

ah our resident cottagecore flower boy, everyone who has OCs has to have one! (it’s required by law) he is adorable, i don’t even like tea but if he brewed some for me i’d be asking for seconds. probably kins Basil from Omori (omori fans ily) i wanna hold him very gently 🌼🌼

last but never least!! big, dumb, sweet himbo ♡♡ once you get to know him he’s really good company. kind of a malewife (solely for the cooking thing but anyway) idc what he’s cooking, i’m eating it. probably falls asleep if you pet his horns (gonna need someone to investigate that for me) lovely boy, let me do his nails 💅💅

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this was fun!! i’ll probably do this with other sets of characters :D also fingers crossed that this reaches the target audience (preferably the YV boys’ accounts)