#this is like that one post about ste/ven univ/erse lmao i dont feel like looking for it rn but the one that ends like 'and hes bisexual.'

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Spork is objectively one of my funniest ocs purely because of the sheer amount of wild statements i can make about her that are just facts.

Like oh, "spork once had to learn the true meaning of christmas" "spork has hacked into the epf database on multiple occasions with ease (see: field ops)" "spork never went to high school" "spork has had medieval-style sword training" "spork has piloted a mech before, and also knows how to use a ray-gun (see: future party)" "spork went trick or treating for the first time at the age of 17" "spork has almost died at least once" "spork has eaten flowers before, multiple times" "spork once prevented an entire island from sinking into the ocean (see: herbert's revenge)" "spork doesn't know what an orangutan is"

I could have gone on but just, like. What the fuck man. Most character of all time. She came outta my brain all funky. Shes so normal and yet so weird. And lets not forget about the drip. The striped tied with a hoodie and bunny slippers. And lets not forget about the 3d glasses that might as well be welded on at this point. Does she even have eyes behind them? Who knows. So extremely character.