#this is kinda snz kink ain't it?
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Update 3: drove the asshole home bc I was so sure he was fr gonna die if he drove himself lmao. Poor dude looked so miserable, like bro was either holding back while we were working or he got worse the second he was able to relax, bc there wasn't a single moment of silence the whole drive back, dude was just curled up in the passenger鈥檚 seat shivering and being so fucking symptomatic. Like he was doing that thing where you basically cough all of the air out of your lungs then doing that rattly little inhale and then repeating, like it was Not Good 馃槵 0/10, hated being there to experience that in person, I was horrified, I want all of that to stay in audio recordings where it can't hurt me lmao. And he wasn鈥檛 sneezing a ton, but when he did, he stifled them until I told him to quit it bc the last thing he needs is a fucking ear infection on top of whatever the hell is already wrong with him, and even when he stopped, he was so congested that they sounded kinda stifled anyway 馃槶 like it's all objectively hot and I would've loved it had I just read it and not experienced it first hand, but unfortunately I'm a massive germaphobe and had to sit three feet away from this guy all damn day. So I bleached the hell out of my car and scrubbed myself down in the shower three times and I still don't feel like anything is clean enough, but I'm tired so it's gonna have to do for now lmao
#this is kinda snz kink ain't it?#whatever idc i feel so gross and I'm tired lmao#i might shower again before i go to bed idk lmao#OH ALSO important to note#he was stifling with his fingers so he was getting that shit all over his hands i was like IN MY CAR????? fucking horrific#again it's objectively hot but not when it's in front of me 馃槶#i hope y'all are enjoyjng this at least bc I'm not lmao i was trying not to pass away the whole day#like i feel so bad bc i consider my partner a friend so obviously i care about him and wanna help#but at the same time i literally can't train my disgust reaction out of me#I'm fucking weird when it comes to who I'm more okay with being around when they might be sick#like if he wasn't my usual partner or if he was just some random coworker i wouldn't have given him a ride#like i did it scared but i still did it lmao#anyway#i told him to text me tomorrow so i know he's not dead and to call if he needs anything#so we'll see what comes of that#and i will be passing away if he gets me sick so stay tuned for that#knock on wood i haven't been sick since i was 13 and I'm almost 22 now#and last time i was sick i had strep and bronchitis at the same time so that wasn't good#but other than that it's just been allergy flare ups#so other than the vaccine reactions i genuinely don't remember what it's like to actually be sick#so let's hope i just manage to avoid it 馃槶
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Actually devastated that nobody I know has the kink bc there's nobody to appreciate how fucking gross I sound and think it's hot 馃様
#kinda snz#i swear i think I'm losing my voice#i sound so gravely and my throat fucking hurts#to my person's credit they try so hard for me but it's not the same as if they had the kink 馃様#also i didn't know how nice it was for people to say 'bless you'????#like i never say it to anyone bc my automatic reaction is either 'ew' or a grimace 馃槶#also it seems weird to me idk like there's gotta be something else to say that ain't that#anyway#there's something about the people i like saying it to me that's been making me soft rn for some reason#usually I'm horrified but i don't mind it so much rn lmao
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do u have any other kinks or just snez ?
Lmao yeah of course I do. I think I've made a couple of them pretty obvious tbh, I just don't think I've outright stated them 馃槀
#kinda snz#you can guess if you want but this blog ain't for them lmao#this is the only kink I'm embarrassed about so literally anything else can go on my main ahdkaksksl
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